Shark Tale
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I saw it last Friday. The basic plot has been done a THOUSAND times (IE in an attempt to find fame, fortune and love, lead guy alienates the fame fortune and love he never knew he already had).
Sure it had some "laugh out loud" moments, but all of these moments revolved around supporting cast (Black, Zellwegger, Scorsese). There was simply too much of the "fresh prince" style camera mooching going on for me to find it enjoyable though.
And nothing pisses me off more than when animators sexually objectify cartoon characters (especially non-human ones). I mean it was bad enough with The Little Mermaid, but at least she was partially human (and became fully human for her love), but what the hell was with this Lola character? They drew her to resemble her voice actor, Angelina Jolie (Sultry eyes, big lips, large "chest"). Then Angelina uses her "deep sexy" voice......it was kinda getting aroused until I realized that <a href='http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.co ... jolie1.jpg' target='_blank'>SHE WAS A FUCKING FISH!!</a>
This fact alone made me hate this movie, but toss in all the fucking product placement (what was this, a kids movie or a god damned info-mercial?) and you have 92 minutes of annoying crap.
Sure it had some "laugh out loud" moments, but all of these moments revolved around supporting cast (Black, Zellwegger, Scorsese). There was simply too much of the "fresh prince" style camera mooching going on for me to find it enjoyable though.
And nothing pisses me off more than when animators sexually objectify cartoon characters (especially non-human ones). I mean it was bad enough with The Little Mermaid, but at least she was partially human (and became fully human for her love), but what the hell was with this Lola character? They drew her to resemble her voice actor, Angelina Jolie (Sultry eyes, big lips, large "chest"). Then Angelina uses her "deep sexy" voice......it was kinda getting aroused until I realized that <a href='http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.co ... jolie1.jpg' target='_blank'>SHE WAS A FUCKING FISH!!</a>
This fact alone made me hate this movie, but toss in all the fucking product placement (what was this, a kids movie or a god damned info-mercial?) and you have 92 minutes of annoying crap.
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I was about to say that I thought the worst reviewed CGI movie was Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, but apparently rottentomatoes.com gives that a 45% fresh rating, while A Shark Tale gets 33%. Ew.
As for the movie, I saw it last week...and it really is nothing special. I chuckled at a few parts, but that's the most I laughed during the movie - Will Smith and his over-the-top antics bring the whole movie down a lot. Barely worth a rental. But the fish-sex thing did irk me a bit. Can those particular fish have sex? Some species can, but in others the female lay her eggs about, with the male fertilizing them afterwards.
Hot.
As for the movie, I saw it last week...and it really is nothing special. I chuckled at a few parts, but that's the most I laughed during the movie - Will Smith and his over-the-top antics bring the whole movie down a lot. Barely worth a rental. But the fish-sex thing did irk me a bit. Can those particular fish have sex? Some species can, but in others the female lay her eggs about, with the male fertilizing them afterwards.
Hot.
Decent rack for a mermaid. I don't think they have an ass either...Justin wrote: i also wanted to do the little mermaid.
do fish have vaginas?
<a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=mermaid.jpg' target='_blank'></a>
I'm sure this guy would be willing to fulfill your fantasy.
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Fish do have asses. Like all animals, fish need to poo. I should know, I had a job at a pet store cleaning fish tanks.DMBrules wrote: Decent rack for a mermaid. I don't think they have an ass either...
So, at least you've got anal to look forward to.
And if your going to post pictures of Ariel, at least post some GOOD ones.
<a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=Ariel01.jpg' target='_blank'></a><a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=Ariel02.jpg' target='_blank'></a>
nude:
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<a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=ARIEL05.jpg' target='_blank'>http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&im ... L05.jpg</a>
<a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=Ariel06.jpg' target='_blank'>http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&im ... l06.jpg</a>
<a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=ARIEL7.jpg' target='_blank'>http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&im ... EL7.jpg</a>
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