Hi Res Ashlee Simpson

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dogolopee
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Post by dogolopee » 12 Oct 2004 07:34

Ashlee was less fugly on 7th Heaven than she is now. I think it was her being on screen with <a href='http://www.my-concerns.com/happy.jpg' target='_blank'>Happy</a> that made her seem more attractive.

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Post by embus » 12 Oct 2004 07:35

Is she a little wide??? I can't tell...

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Post by eggfart » 12 Oct 2004 07:45

Damn, she really can't sing good enough to pull off shit clothes like that. She needs to take pointers from her sister, if you can't sing for shit at least dress like a ho.

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Post by Eamon Angelface » 12 Oct 2004 08:03

She looks like a typical suburban ditchpig. What's really sad is that's the look she's going for.

If she were a porn star, she wouldn't be popular.

Worst girl on fubar.

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Post by the_lone_bard » 12 Oct 2004 08:15

She does something for me.

I don't know why, but just her face is so weird/interesting.

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Post by onlyamereshadow » 12 Oct 2004 08:22

dreezy wrote:yeah but who actually reads this fucking board anyway?

5 minutes reading the posts on the front page and commenting in here is more than enough to make me feel as if i'm wasting my life, i don't need to sink into a depressive oblivion by bothering to venture deeper into this place.
Then fuck off and dont come back
eggfart wrote:Damn, she really can't sing good enough to pull off shit clothes like that. She needs to take pointers from her sister, if you can't sing for shit at least dress like a ho.
Too true, seems to be the trend throughout the music industry.

JordanSnowSucks
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Post by JordanSnowSucks » 12 Oct 2004 08:26

She was much hotter with blonde hair. But she "had" to distinguish her crap from her sisters, so she became a brunette. Good for her. Way to make everyone turn off the tv when you show up.

dreezy
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Post by dreezy » 12 Oct 2004 09:07

onlyamereshadow wrote: Then fuck off and dont come back
bahaha

hook line and sinker dawg.

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Post by Elder Young » 12 Oct 2004 09:30

I wouldn't hit it. She needs to pull her shirt over her head and flash people. That way we'd see all of the boobs and none of the face. Hell, we might not notice her awful clothes if she did that. Pants tucked into ugly ass boots?

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Post by JordanSnowSucks » 12 Oct 2004 09:35

I think she tries too hard to be a punk chick, but all it comes off as is a loser who cant dress herself because mommy picked her clothes out till she went to LA. Even then.....

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Post by badlunch » 12 Oct 2004 10:12

Jesus Christ...please make her stop.

I'm being serious...doit

and thank you.

dogolopee
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Post by dogolopee » 12 Oct 2004 10:56

Maybe we could get one of the FUBAR babes to record a demo, make a sexy video, and oust Ashlee.

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Post by Justin » 12 Oct 2004 11:12

original post updated with 3 more pics

Powdered Toast Man
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Post by Powdered Toast Man » 12 Oct 2004 11:42

Justin wrote:No, sir. I don't like it.
Justin is cool because he quotes Mr. Horse.

Holy crap! Are those ballet shoes on her shirt?!
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Post by Justin » 12 Oct 2004 11:49

dont forget to pick up the ren and stimpy dvd set tomorrow!

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