Hi Res Ashlee Simpson

SunDevilZac · Post by **SunDevilZac** » 28 Oct 2004 09:07

Wow she is one ugly looking thing. I love how she has the biggest smile in every picture, when she knows she is a complete flop. I'm not really quite sure why she is still around...let alone doing SNL. Her music sucks, shes not pretty, and she obviously has no personality. I'd hit it mind you, just because. Her sister is way hotter, especially since she has a massive rack.

DMBrules · Post by **DMBrules** » 28 Oct 2004 09:10

because MTV has perfected the art of brainwashing 14 yearolds.

RobertBruce · Post by **RobertBruce** » 28 Oct 2004 09:48

I wonder if Jessica would let me tittyfuck her if I would shut that little sister up(with a 2 x 4) before they are hounded by the media into doing a christmas duet!

dgisgd · Post by **dgisgd** » 28 Oct 2004 10:40

her butt chin scares me. i thought only guys had them. has anyone checked for a penis on her ?

Crackpot Live · Post by **Crackpot Live** » 28 Oct 2004 11:33

dgisgd wrote:her butt chin scares me. i thought only guys had them. has anyone checked for a penis on her ?

If thats the case then that must mean Elisha Cuthbert is a man too! DAM You!

Post by **Justin** » 29 Oct 2004 02:31

i'm going to do them in the butt...chin

eggfart · Post by **eggfart** » 29 Oct 2004 02:49

I'd like to bang Jessica while Ashleee lipsynched "pieces of me" and Nick Lachy watched and her daddy video-taped it...

flatlined · Post by **flatlined** » 29 Oct 2004 03:06

Hahaha that last pic looks like she is looking at two differant people.....one with each eye.

Mr. Buttfister · Post by **Mr. Buttfister** » 29 Oct 2004 03:45

"pieces of me
A B C
i wish you could see
i like to drink pee"

ilovetosaydada · Post by **ilovetosaydada** » 29 Oct 2004 06:33

Am I the first person to notice that whoever wrote "Pieces of Me" totally stole the melody for the verses from "Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega? Different key, granted, but the intervals and delivery are eerily similar.

heineken · Post by **heineken** » 29 Oct 2004 06:37

ilovetosaydada wrote: Am I the first person to notice that whoever wrote "Pieces of Me" totally stole the melody for the verses from "Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega? Different key, granted, but the intervals and delivery are eerily similar.

Your the first person WHO WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT!

ilovetosaydada · Post by **ilovetosaydada** » 29 Oct 2004 06:56

You're a feisty one. I like it.

JordanSnowSucks · Post by **JordanSnowSucks** » 29 Oct 2004 08:02

SunDevilZac wrote: I'm not really quite sure why she is still around...let alone doing SNL.

The SNL thing could be the final spasm of her ugly, ugly little spot in the light.

Mr_Junky · Post by **Mr_Junky** » 29 Oct 2004 10:12

playboy = revived career

if you can read this ashlee, give it a ponder

JordanSnowSucks · Post by **JordanSnowSucks** » 29 Oct 2004 10:23

ilovetosaydada wrote: You're a feisty one. I like it.

Hold your admiration. Lets see if Heiney likes you, first.

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