Stretch marks.
A word about stretch marks:
I find that whenever Justin posts hi-res pictures of well-endowed actresses, quite a few replies of "eew, stretch marks! Gross!" are soon to follow in the comments.
If you have ever left such a comment, you have never seen an actual woman naked before you in real life.
Guess what, fellas? [s]ALL[/s] 90% (or more) OF WOMEN HAVE STRETCH MARKS. (Well, all women with an ample bosom, that is.) Not to get too scientific on you, but since women are not born with breasts, the skin has to stretch in order to accommodate them when they actually do appear. The bigger the breasts, the more stretch marks the woman will probably have. (I'm guessing the only women with little-to-no stretch marks are those sporting A-cup sized tits.)
So, if you continue to think to yourself that stretch marks are gross, it's probably because the only naked women you have seen (and will ever see if you continue to think that this natural occurrence is "gross") can be found only on magazine pages where their stretch marks have been airbrushed into oblivion.
Thank you.
P.S. None of the above applies to Tara Reid - I'm not even trying to defend that girl's fucked-up rack.
I find that whenever Justin posts hi-res pictures of well-endowed actresses, quite a few replies of "eew, stretch marks! Gross!" are soon to follow in the comments.
If you have ever left such a comment, you have never seen an actual woman naked before you in real life.
Guess what, fellas? [s]ALL[/s] 90% (or more) OF WOMEN HAVE STRETCH MARKS. (Well, all women with an ample bosom, that is.) Not to get too scientific on you, but since women are not born with breasts, the skin has to stretch in order to accommodate them when they actually do appear. The bigger the breasts, the more stretch marks the woman will probably have. (I'm guessing the only women with little-to-no stretch marks are those sporting A-cup sized tits.)
So, if you continue to think to yourself that stretch marks are gross, it's probably because the only naked women you have seen (and will ever see if you continue to think that this natural occurrence is "gross") can be found only on magazine pages where their stretch marks have been airbrushed into oblivion.
Thank you.
P.S. None of the above applies to Tara Reid - I'm not even trying to defend that girl's fucked-up rack.
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Actually I've seen a decent amount of racks in my day ranging in size, color, taste and odor and I've never seen stretch marks on the tits. And believe you me, I examine them pretty close.
I've even had the opportunity to see some naty D's and large C's and still, no stretch marks.
You get stretch marks from rapidly losing or gaining weight, so girls with stretch marks on their tits are generally fatties who gained a shitload of weight quickly after being dumped for becoming fatties.
This leads me to believe you are a fatty who recently gained a lot of weight and now have stretch-marked boobs. Don't be bitter.
I've even had the opportunity to see some naty D's and large C's and still, no stretch marks.
You get stretch marks from rapidly losing or gaining weight, so girls with stretch marks on their tits are generally fatties who gained a shitload of weight quickly after being dumped for becoming fatties.
This leads me to believe you are a fatty who recently gained a lot of weight and now have stretch-marked boobs. Don't be bitter.
yeah, magic, why don't you school me - a woman - about women's bodies.Magic wrote: Actually I've seen a decent amount of racks in my day ranging in size, color, taste and odor and I've never seen stretch marks on the tits. And believe you me, I examine them pretty close.
I've even had the opportunity to see some naty D's and large C's and still, no stretch marks.
You get stretch marks from rapidly losing or gaining weight, so girls with stretch marks on their tits are generally fatties who gained a shitload of weight quickly after being dumped for becoming fatties.
This leads me to believe you are a fatty who recently gained a lot of weight and now have stretch-marked boobs. Don't be bitter.
also, scarlett johannsson (and katie holmes) really looks like she used to be SUCH a "fatty." good theory.
Class is now in session for Magic's Seminar: Why fatties get stretch marks
<a href='http://www.stretch-marks.us.com/prevention.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.stretch-marks.us.com/prevention.htm</a>
Let me translate the more scientific explanation on this page. The number one cause of stretch marks is eating too much, gaining weight quickly and becoming a fattie.
You may not be a fattie, I'm just saying this is the main cause of stretch marks and your statement that all girls have stretch marks is just not true at all.
You just come off sounding like a bitter chick with stretch marks on your ya-yas.
<a href='http://www.stretch-marks.us.com/prevention.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.stretch-marks.us.com/prevention.htm</a>
Let me translate the more scientific explanation on this page. The number one cause of stretch marks is eating too much, gaining weight quickly and becoming a fattie.
You may not be a fattie, I'm just saying this is the main cause of stretch marks and your statement that all girls have stretch marks is just not true at all.
You just come off sounding like a bitter chick with stretch marks on your ya-yas.
i don't want to argue with you, magic, but being a woman who yes, does have stretch marks and has never been a "fatty," and who has lots of other girl friends who also have stretch marks without ever being "fatties," i can say that your theory isn't the SOLE reason women have stretch marks. (the site you referenced said that as well.)Magic wrote: Class is now in session for Magic's Seminar: Why fatties get stretch marks
<a href='http://www.stretch-marks.us.com/prevention.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.stretch-marks.us.com/prevention.htm</a>
Let me translate the more scientific explanation on this page. The number one cause of stretch marks is eating too much, gaining weight quickly and becoming a fattie.
You may not be a fattie, I'm just saying this is the main cause of stretch marks and your statement that all girls have stretch marks is just not true at all.
You just come off sounding like a bitter chick with stretch marks on your ya-yas.
the whole point isn't that i'm "bitter" (i've had no complaints about my stretch-marked boobs, thanks), it's that justin posts these pictures of absolutely gorgeous women, yet a TON of guys on here bitch and moan about stretch marks as if they were some alien thing that women aren't supposed to have, ever.
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