Trapped In The Closet
<span style='color:blue'>Has the pressure of the music biz finally pushed R. Kelly over the edge? Anyone heard this pitiful excuse for a "song?" I say excuse because essentially it's just R. narrating a story about getting caught cheating with another man's woman set to a hip-hop beat. And the video is equally laughable. I could put some of the ridiculous lyrics on here, but you simply have to hear the delivery for yourself. And I haven't even mentioned the most frightening part...
It's "Chapter 1"...of FIVE. :omfg:
Makes me long for the good ol' days when he used to sing about peeing on people's heads and having sex with toddlers. <_< </span>
It's "Chapter 1"...of FIVE. :omfg:
Makes me long for the good ol' days when he used to sing about peeing on people's heads and having sex with toddlers. <_< </span>
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From the name of the song, I doubt it would be little girls.heineken wrote:I guess he decided he wanted to get his name back out there...shame he had to take the route that didn't involve underage girls and bodily functions.
Wouldn't it be great to hear in the next few days: R Kelley Buys Neverland Ranch from Jackson's Poor Ass.
<a href='http://wallysparks.addr.com/mp3/R.Kelly ... _VIDEO.mpg' target='_blank'>http://wallysparks.addr.com/mp3/R.Kelly ... DEO.mpg</a>
The full twenty minute video!
And apparently chapters 6-10 to come soon!
After watching, my view has changed. This is one of the funniest, most entertaining things I've ever seen.
The full twenty minute video!
And apparently chapters 6-10 to come soon!
After watching, my view has changed. This is one of the funniest, most entertaining things I've ever seen.
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