Osama's niece...

AngelBaby · Post by **AngelBaby** » 15 Jul 2005 14:33

<span style='color:blue'>Meet Wafar Bin Laden... Apparently this poor girl was forced to change her name because she's been mercilessly taunted since 9/11, but she just wants to be a singer in the U.S. where she's lived since the age of 10. I hope she tries out for American Idol next season after the name change is official...I'd vote for her!

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Hey, she can't be any worse than Ashlee Simpson... B) </span>

puzzlehead · Post by **puzzlehead** » 15 Jul 2005 15:34

I'm conflicted. On the one hand, she's not bad looking and I'm sure she's probably a very nice, intelligent girl. I love her hair. She must go through conditioner like nobody's business. However, when you raise the question of whether or not you'd doink her would there be some deep seated feeling of revenge; like a grudge fuck? Wouldn't it be horrible if you ended up in a situation where you were fucking the hell out of her and all of a sudden you accidentally blurt out 'take that, Osama!'.

What does she sound like? Sounds to me like she's already trying to cash in on her relationship. If, after doing a little reading on her, she really believed that talent was more important than who she is related to then she shouldn't have even 'come out of the closet'.

AngelBaby, would you really want her on American Idol?! It seems like she would be dangling that threat of her uncle getting mad and taking out his aggression on Americans. But the thought of Osama in a cave with his cell phone dialing her number is hilarious.

Phife · Post by **Phife** » 15 Jul 2005 17:07

Puzzle, I don't know what her singing voice sounds like but her talking voice is pretty sexy. I watched the episode of "Big Idea" that those caps are from. Not only does she sound nice, but she moves her lips in seductive little ways. I couldn't stop looking at her. I would most definitely bone that over and over and over.

kvl · Post by **kvl** » 16 Jul 2005 00:45

I didn't see the inteview but i assume from the pics that she is not a wackjob fundamentalist on account of the lack of a Burka and explosives strapped under her bra.

WP_LeGeNd · Post by **WP_LeGeNd** » 16 Jul 2005 02:17

mooooooooooooooooo!!!

puzzlehead · Post by **puzzlehead** » 16 Jul 2005 02:38

Moooooooo?! WP - you want to milk her?!

WP_LeGeNd · Post by **WP_LeGeNd** » 16 Jul 2005 06:52

I want to put her in the meat grinder and eat her!

Sampson · Post by **Sampson** » 16 Jul 2005 07:34

I'd fuck her in the ass while secretly taping it. Then I'd post it on the internet so Osama could see.

kvl · Post by **kvl** » 16 Jul 2005 10:46

So you will call a jihad on her ass?

Sampson · Post by **Sampson** » 16 Jul 2005 14:03

Exactly. I'll give her a new meaning to the term, "weapon of mass destruction"

heineken · Post by **heineken** » 16 Jul 2005 14:23

I guess this is what happens when they get wasted and mistake goats for women.

If I wasn't so lazy I'd post that nightvision video of the goat gang bang.

Dougal · Post by **Dougal** » 16 Jul 2005 19:16

It makes me wonder what is hidden under all those other veils.

Any wonder they want to keep the women hidden with loose bedsheets and just the eyes showing!

Who gives a fuck whether she can sing or not!

UncleMao · Post by **UncleMao** » 16 Jul 2005 20:34

I'd love to see Bin Laden blow up Abdul.

*Fingers crossed*

"I just loved your performance. You go gir..."...*KA-BLOOEY!*

...seacrest out

bligityblah · Post by **bligityblah** » 16 Jul 2005 21:20

I'd do her and then watch as Uncle BoomBoom stoned her to death.

Skarekrow · Post by **Skarekrow** » 16 Jul 2005 22:31

She's pretty, cute, although she does look like a latina.

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