Who wants to see Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobies?

Nerima · Post by **Nerima** » 21 Jan 2006 15:12

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Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 22 Jan 2006 01:25

maybe a sexy magazine layout with her showing her assets might give her a little edgier image and she might be considered for a femme fatale role

I think she should go balls deep on this and pose for something like Swank or Barely Legal. That's how you get the Oscar winning roles.

AngelBaby · Post by **AngelBaby** » 22 Jan 2006 04:50

Eamon Angelface wrote:
maybe a sexy magazine layout with her showing her assets might give her a little edgier image and she might be considered for a femme fatale role
I think she should go balls deep on this and pose for something like Swank or Barely Legal. That's how you get the Oscar winning roles.

I think 26 might be a bit more advanced in years than Barely Legal normally shoots for.

Nevertheless, I'd buy it. :wub:

Seriously · Post by **Seriously** » 22 Jan 2006 05:38

Unless it's barely legal...for Congress.

That's pretty H.R. XXX right there.

BlackMage · Post by **BlackMage** » 22 Jan 2006 11:12

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Smash · Post by **Smash** » 22 Jan 2006 19:20

BlackMage wrote:I'd buy that for a dollar!

Will you go away permanently for one?

BlackMage · Post by **BlackMage** » 23 Jan 2006 00:18

Smash....if you didn't get that reference I swear I'll stab your face.... with SunsetRats penis.

AngelBaby · Post by **AngelBaby** » 23 Jan 2006 04:03

BlackMage wrote:I'd buy that for a dollar!

Murphy? It's you...

Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 23 Jan 2006 11:12

Nothing beats a good Robocop reference.

Phife · Post by **Phife** » 23 Jan 2006 13:47

Eamon Angelface wrote:Nothing beats a good Robocop reference.

Sure somethings do.

Here's a list I just whipped up:
A swift kick to the nuts.
Being in a car wreck.
Being pantsed while giving an important speech.
Sleeping with your mom and girlfriend at the same time.

JustSumDude · Post by **JustSumDude** » 23 Jan 2006 18:23

Balls.

Smash · Post by **Smash** » 23 Jan 2006 19:13

BlackMage wrote:Smash....if you didn't get that reference I swear I'll stab your face.... with SunsetRats penis.

Yes I got it. It was even older and lamer than me.

And you seemed to feel the need to just post that .... to pointlessly read your own comment?

Not sure. Sometimes I wish you'd just shut the fuck up. Or kill yourself. I'll take either one, really.

Seriously · Post by **Seriously** » 23 Jan 2006 22:40

Why is everyone so damn mad?

Goodness Gracious!

BlackMage · Post by **BlackMage** » 23 Jan 2006 22:46

It goes back to their parents not giving them attention when they were children.

That or they believe themselves to run this place.

AND....

Just so everyone knows, Robocop isn't the only place that line is from. Smash TV stole it from Robocop as well. However, I had watched Robocop that morning and so it was fresh on my mind. Everyone gets a prize!

rick · Post by **rick** » 24 Jan 2006 03:22

What is Smash TV?

Something tells me it is not what I was imagining it to be.

And that makes me sad.

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