Puzzlehead vs. Burrito
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I went to Chipotle tonight. I went with my wife. My wife the she-devil who has me on this fucking diet because my doctor says that my bloodpressure is 4x the norm and that my cholestoral is poor. I've been on this damn thing for weeks but tonight we decided that I could be bad.
So I ordered a steak fajita burrito and proceded to scarf it down. Now I'm sick. What's worse is that I'm a guy. You know what that's like - we refuse to back down from a challenge. This challenge came to me in the form of my wife saying "I'm full and can't eat anymore. I bet you can't finish the rest of mine".
She had ordered the same thing I did.
I feel all sorts of oogy and I swear that, given the right circumstances, rice is going to fly out my nose.
What's the most you ever gorged to the point where you got sick?
So I ordered a steak fajita burrito and proceded to scarf it down. Now I'm sick. What's worse is that I'm a guy. You know what that's like - we refuse to back down from a challenge. This challenge came to me in the form of my wife saying "I'm full and can't eat anymore. I bet you can't finish the rest of mine".
She had ordered the same thing I did.
I feel all sorts of oogy and I swear that, given the right circumstances, rice is going to fly out my nose.
What's the most you ever gorged to the point where you got sick?
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I tried that once at an all you can eat pizza place when I was 17.Phife wrote:In high school I ate 54 slices of pizza in one sitting...football practice the next day was not fun!
I got up to about 15 before I gave up, one of the guys got to around 27 before he couldn't force himself to eat anymore.
*Wondering how big slices of pizza over there are?
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So that was what was causing that weird tingling in my pants...Phife wrote:So you are telling me that you are feeling the exact same feeling towards me that you always feel?
Don't fall for vjay's tricks, Phife. Everyone knows that serving portions in the US is bigger than Australian. vjay, single slices of American pizza are as large a Honda Civic.
Did you hork in a bush?puzzlehead wrote:I went to Chipotle tonight. I went with my wife. My wife the she-devil who has me on this fucking diet because my doctor says that my bloodpressure is 4x the norm and that my cholestoral is poor. I've been on this damn thing for weeks but tonight we decided that I could be bad.
So I ordered a steak fajita burrito and proceded to scarf it down. Now I'm sick. What's worse is that I'm a guy. You know what that's like - we refuse to back down from a challenge. This challenge came to me in the form of my wife saying "I'm full and can't eat anymore. I bet you can't finish the rest of mine".
She had ordered the same thing I did.
I feel all sorts of oogy and I swear that, given the right circumstances, rice is going to fly out my nose.
What's the most you ever gorged to the point where you got sick?
I try not to eat until I die but I've been known to do it when I find a White Castle.
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No. Luckily I didn't hork in a bush. My stomach felt like a cement mixer, though.
On the weekends when I was a little kid my mom would come home from work and bring lunch with her. Typically this meant a Whopper from Burger Thing. Remember, these were the days of simple burger joints. No double, quadruple, super-duper mega delux jobbies. Just a Whopper. For whatever reason she found it funny to challenge me, to: how fast could I eat one? I got it down to 13 seconds.
Unfortunately, my body didn't know it was full so I would eat a second one. And then I would feel sick. Oh, I wasn't going to let no stupid hamburger call me a bitch! No matter what I was going to consume that second Whopper.
I'm starting to see a pattern here in my eating habits.
On the weekends when I was a little kid my mom would come home from work and bring lunch with her. Typically this meant a Whopper from Burger Thing. Remember, these were the days of simple burger joints. No double, quadruple, super-duper mega delux jobbies. Just a Whopper. For whatever reason she found it funny to challenge me, to: how fast could I eat one? I got it down to 13 seconds.
Unfortunately, my body didn't know it was full so I would eat a second one. And then I would feel sick. Oh, I wasn't going to let no stupid hamburger call me a bitch! No matter what I was going to consume that second Whopper.
I'm starting to see a pattern here in my eating habits.
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Whew. Thanks for explaining that. Now I don't have to just pretend-laugh while I read in confusion.puzzlehead wrote:(that's a masturbation joke for you slower children)
this may be a framebuster, but in honor of your story and your avatar...
(well, it's kinda related to the story)
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Just a tidbit to think about.
The word burrito has always bothered me. What does it mean? Well, let's break it down. Burr...as in Burro, which is espanol for donkey. Ito...not the judge in the OJ case, but a suffix in espanol that means little. Thus, burrito means little donkey. No wonder you felt like your stomach was a cement mixer!
The word burrito has always bothered me. What does it mean? Well, let's break it down. Burr...as in Burro, which is espanol for donkey. Ito...not the judge in the OJ case, but a suffix in espanol that means little. Thus, burrito means little donkey. No wonder you felt like your stomach was a cement mixer!
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