Go to Hell and die.

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Post by puzzlehead » 23 Feb 2006 09:17

I, Puzzlehead, hereby open a thread based on a simple premise: curse the athlete that is just a thorn in your side. For example:

SCREW YOU SAMMY SOSA! The Washington Nationals only wanted you because you're a fucking sideshow freak! 12 homers shy of 600? You don't want to sign onto the Nats because it was only for $500k and not the kajillions you were making? SUCK MY ASS! It is probably better that you do retire so you don't contaminate any other baseball club like you did the Cubs and the Orioles. Take your corked bat and stuff it up your ass sideways.

You get the picture. Have at it.










And screw you, Sammy Sosa.

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Post by Smash » 23 Feb 2006 09:28

oh so many...but so many already gone by wayside. I've ALWAYS hated Dennis Rodman. Passionately. Can I kill of Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler too?

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Post by puzzlehead » 23 Feb 2006 09:35

Smash wrote:oh so many...but so many already gone by wayside.  I've ALWAYS hated Dennis Rodman.  Passionately.  Can I kill of Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler too?
I can say Adam Sandler because he was an 'athlete' in the remake of "The Longest Yard". Jim Carey...give me a sport and I'll let it pass. Remember to narrow your venom to sports figures. Another example:

KWAME BROWN, YOU'RE USELESS! Why the hell Michael Jordan wasted a perfectly good #1 draft pick on you is way beyond me. Think what the Wizards could have done if they had picked Tyson Chandler instead. But you blow monkey chunks. What are you averaging? Under 7 points a game? THANK GOD YOU'RE NOW TAINTING THE LAKERS! AND THAT IS SUCH AN APPROPRIATE WORD FOR YOU - TAINT!

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Post by Clarissa » 23 Feb 2006 09:43

Fuck the Braves.
The entire fucking team.
Every. Last. One.

I spent countless months pretending to be interested in you. And it didn't get me laid. Not once.
Why? Because the game was on.
God forbid we use the fucking TiVo.

And anyway, it's not fair that y'all can pull of tight pants like that.

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Post by steampunk » 23 Feb 2006 10:01

puzzlehead wrote:KWAME BROWN, YOU'RE USELESS!
Smash would agree with that.

Oh, I thought you said Kwame Fitzpatrick. All these Irish names sound the same to me. :ph34r:

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Post by Smash » 23 Feb 2006 10:17

steampunk wrote:
puzzlehead wrote:KWAME BROWN, YOU'RE USELESS!
Smash would agree with that.

Oh, I thought you said Kwame Fitzpatrick. All these Irish names sound the same to me. :ph34r:

I think you meant Kwame Kilpatrick, Spunk.

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Post by JustSumDude » 23 Feb 2006 10:19

<span style='font-family:tahoma'><span style='color:green'>Go to hell and die, Smash! You're a horrible athlete!!!</span></span>

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Post by Smash » 23 Feb 2006 18:51

JustSumDude wrote:<span style='font-family:tahoma'><span style='color:green'>Go to hell and die, Smash!&nbsp; You're a horrible athlete!!!</span></span>

:cry: mean! :cry:

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Post by Phife » 24 Feb 2006 04:03

Bode Miller, shut the fuck up.

And US Speedskaters that are feuding, we all know that you 69 one another. You guys shut the fuck up too!

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Post by JustSumDude » 26 Feb 2006 11:22

<span style='font-family:tahoma'><span style='color:green'>Go to hell and die, Phife! You're a horrible athlete!!




This is pretty easy.</span></span>

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Post by inplainview » 12 Mar 2006 14:42

JustSumDude wrote:<span style='font-family:tahoma'><span style='color:green'>Go to hell and die, Phife!&nbsp; You're a horrible athlete!!




This is pretty easy.</span></span>
You = no athlete

That is pretty easy.

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Post by JustSumDude » 13 Mar 2006 17:28

<span style='font-family:tahoma'><span style='color:green'>Pfft... I'm a sweet athlete. You so lose at this game.




Wash my pubes.</span></span>

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Post by inplainview » 14 Mar 2006 06:54

JustSumDude wrote:<span style='font-family:tahoma'><span style='color:green'>
Wash my pubes.</span></span>
After you suck my cock

Image

hawt ;)

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Post by mikesisgod » 15 Mar 2006 10:15

that wasnt very sporting.

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Post by JustSumDude » 24 Jun 2006 03:13

<span style='font-family:tahoma'><span style='color:green'>Go to hell and die, MikeSisGod! You're a horrible athlete!!!






I am so Grand Champion of this game.</span></span>

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