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I, Puzzlehead, hereby open a thread based on a simple premise: curse the athlete that is just a thorn in your side. For example:
SCREW YOU SAMMY SOSA! The Washington Nationals only wanted you because you're a fucking sideshow freak! 12 homers shy of 600? You don't want to sign onto the Nats because it was only for $500k and not the kajillions you were making? SUCK MY ASS! It is probably better that you do retire so you don't contaminate any other baseball club like you did the Cubs and the Orioles. Take your corked bat and stuff it up your ass sideways.
You get the picture. Have at it.
And screw you, Sammy Sosa.
SCREW YOU SAMMY SOSA! The Washington Nationals only wanted you because you're a fucking sideshow freak! 12 homers shy of 600? You don't want to sign onto the Nats because it was only for $500k and not the kajillions you were making? SUCK MY ASS! It is probably better that you do retire so you don't contaminate any other baseball club like you did the Cubs and the Orioles. Take your corked bat and stuff it up your ass sideways.
You get the picture. Have at it.
And screw you, Sammy Sosa.
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I can say Adam Sandler because he was an 'athlete' in the remake of "The Longest Yard". Jim Carey...give me a sport and I'll let it pass. Remember to narrow your venom to sports figures. Another example:Smash wrote:oh so many...but so many already gone by wayside. I've ALWAYS hated Dennis Rodman. Passionately. Can I kill of Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler too?
KWAME BROWN, YOU'RE USELESS! Why the hell Michael Jordan wasted a perfectly good #1 draft pick on you is way beyond me. Think what the Wizards could have done if they had picked Tyson Chandler instead. But you blow monkey chunks. What are you averaging? Under 7 points a game? THANK GOD YOU'RE NOW TAINTING THE LAKERS! AND THAT IS SUCH AN APPROPRIATE WORD FOR YOU - TAINT!
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