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Since nobody seems to moderate this place and in other forums everyone watches what they say how about in here we really let loose.
Let's see how bad this place can get. Put some effort into it. FBI no gos are the only rule and to be honest that's way too easy.
Gore? Please. Scat porn? niggagetthefukouttahere. I'm talking really offensive where it genuinely angers people and offends their core value system.
tread lightly...
example: I'm pretty sure if only the German's had waited to invade Poland and the English had sided with them we'd all be better off right now. The scientific advances the German's made were leaps and bounds that have since been followed by baby steps and whimpers. It really only would have taken a simple bit o courtesy to have had that happen. The British royal family is after all German.
or how about...
I think once someone commits themselves to being judged entirely by their sexuality they should lose certain rights. Why in hell should some half wit stripper be allowed the same potentially decision making priviledges as a much more informed lawyer or professor? Women should be allowed to vote, just not all of them. Maybe give the smarter women two votes, like some stupid bitch can give her smart cousin her voting rights rather than either not using them or mis-using them.
Go as far as you want but keep it funny and smart. Don't take the easy way out.
Let's see how bad this place can get. Put some effort into it. FBI no gos are the only rule and to be honest that's way too easy.
Gore? Please. Scat porn? niggagetthefukouttahere. I'm talking really offensive where it genuinely angers people and offends their core value system.
tread lightly...
example: I'm pretty sure if only the German's had waited to invade Poland and the English had sided with them we'd all be better off right now. The scientific advances the German's made were leaps and bounds that have since been followed by baby steps and whimpers. It really only would have taken a simple bit o courtesy to have had that happen. The British royal family is after all German.
or how about...
I think once someone commits themselves to being judged entirely by their sexuality they should lose certain rights. Why in hell should some half wit stripper be allowed the same potentially decision making priviledges as a much more informed lawyer or professor? Women should be allowed to vote, just not all of them. Maybe give the smarter women two votes, like some stupid bitch can give her smart cousin her voting rights rather than either not using them or mis-using them.
Go as far as you want but keep it funny and smart. Don't take the easy way out.
<span style='color:blue'>That would be none other than proud fellow Southerner, Bill Hicks.BlackMage wrote:I believe its time to rid the world of these fevered ego's who are tainting our clollective unconsciousness.
If anyone knows who said that and exactly what they were talking about, they get a cookie.
R.I.P.</span>
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I firmly believe that functionally handicapped people should be put to work on menial tasks that no one else will do. Whatever they can handle in accordance with their particular flaw. If a guy is confined to a wheelchair but has one of those kickass electric ones with the joystick all paid for by uncle sucker or in my case duddly do nothing then why not slap a fucking vacuum on the bottom of that motherfucker and have him ride his sorry slobbering ass up and down certain highly trafficked sidewalks? We'd have a nice way of having the garbage cleaned up and he'd have something to do all day besides...well whatever it is those people do.
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gulliver wrote:We could also cut down on expensive washing machine's by throwing dirty laundry into a bath along with detergent and a chronic epileptic.
Good idea.
White people for whites and colours for colours.
Now how about baby liscences? I think these should be mandatory around the world. You can apply for the right to have child and a board will review it. If you're a fat fucking pig who likes to suck black cock to fill the time between welfare checks and batches of meth then you don't get to have a baby. If you're in a third world country and you have kids to pass the time and because your "god" commands you...no baby. If you drive a yellow car...no baby. It's the only way we can breed out the worst aspects of our own humanity.
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