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hoodoo
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Post by hoodoo » 15 Jul 2004 23:28

Her vagina needs it's own weather station!

Pumpkin Head
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Post by Pumpkin Head » 16 Jul 2004 00:12

It reminds me of The Exorcist. Too freakin' weird.

mitchevious
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Post by mitchevious » 16 Jul 2004 00:16

yeah no thanks.

Thalia
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Post by Thalia » 16 Jul 2004 00:31

HAH I KNEW IT!
I hope Josh sees this soon and he will know that I am right.
About what, I will not say.

Creepy Bob
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Post by Creepy Bob » 16 Jul 2004 00:37

thefelinepunk wrote:
WP_LeGeNd wrote: CYTHEREAAAAAA!!!! my favourite pornstar!!!!!
Too bad her porn name sounds more like some kind of VD.

She did not choose wisely.
Maybe she did that for a reason. If she ever gets an unamed VD they will logically name it after her.

pevee
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Post by pevee » 16 Jul 2004 00:49

mmmmmm

hot piss....

Magesty
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Post by Magesty » 16 Jul 2004 01:10

WoW....what the F*$#?!!!!

Mike
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Post by Mike » 16 Jul 2004 01:14

<span style='color:teal'>Good lord... she could pressure wash a deck with that!</span>

cbg
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Post by cbg » 16 Jul 2004 01:16

Whattman wrote:A quick two cents.....I was married to a woman for 13 years who was a squirter...At first, I had never heard of it, and I was like...WTF!! I thought I was being peed on, and I am not of the "pee on the one you love" mindset.
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; I started hearing more about it, though, and after my divorce I sort of made an interesting discovery.....A LOT of women can do that. Apparantly, this was kind of a trade secret for lesbians....the couple that I know personally said they have been doing that for years.
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The trick is this.....if you insert a couple of fingers into the woman, and apply even pressure to the top (or front) wall of the woman behind the clitoris, that is the "G" spot. If while doing this, you give oral stimulation to the clitoris, using a pattern that she can get into, than you can also accomplish what I will deem...The Cyrenthia Syndrome.
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; My findings on this is that around one in three women squirt in some degree.
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Oh...by the way, Cyrenthia has a couple of pretty good videos on "Bookworm Bitches" .com.&nbsp; You certainly don't want to be doing the nasty with her on suede.
that story lost some credibility when you dislexified the spelling of cytherea.

i'm still not sure, when i first saw her perform i thought 'all credit to the dudes'. then after a few different clips you start wondering if it's really possible. there's gushing and there's pissing. i think she walks a fine line.

i did some research on it and it's really kinda fascinating, here's a nice page that covers the techinical side of it:

<a href='http://www-personal.une.edu.au/~gobrien ... ushing.htm' target='_blank'>http://www-personal.une.edu.au/~gobrien ... ing.htm</a>

with a relevant quote for the inquisitive folk:
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Gushing is described as thin, watery fluid, with little or no colour, taste, smell or residue. The volume released seems to vary between a few drops, to tens of millilitres to a seemingly limitless volume (Sevely e.g. 126 mL, p.92). The release may occur just once during a coital session, or may occur repeatedly with a series of climax events. When large quantities are released repeatedly some women report indications of dehydration symptoms. The fluid may be released in a gush, that may be projected away from the body in a spurting stream, or may flow, seep or trickle without force. As with female ejaculation, gushing does not occur in all women, and in those who do report the phenomenon it does not occur during all sessions of intercourse i.e. it is an irregular and unpredictable biological event.</span>

so who knows/cares. i still would, twice.

Yammer
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Post by Yammer » 16 Jul 2004 01:49

Uh, Justin, as one of your many regular members and one of your server providers, I think this clip is a bit over the top even for your site. Just offering my opinion, not ordering you to do anything.

zootallures
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Post by zootallures » 16 Jul 2004 02:39

Yammer wrote:Uh, Justin, as one of your many regular members and one of your server providers, I think this clip is a bit over the top even for your site. Just offering my opinion, not ordering you to do anything.
unless of course its avril doing the squirting, right?

WP_LeGeNd
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Post by WP_LeGeNd » 16 Jul 2004 02:58

Yammer wrote: Uh, Justin, as one of your many regular members and one of your server providers, I think this clip is a bit over the top even for your site. Just offering my opinion, not ordering you to do anything.
you my friend are an idiot!!! first for this being your first post, second because you are insulting us with your worthless commentary and third because you seem to be correcting justin on what he can and can't show us on HIS own website... so DIE!

Pumpkin Head
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Post by Pumpkin Head » 16 Jul 2004 03:01

cbg wrote: that story lost some credibility when you dislexified the spelling of cytherea.
And you lost some credibility when you 'dislexified' [sic] the spelling of dyslexia. Jesus.

heineken
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Post by heineken » 16 Jul 2004 03:02

zootallures wrote:
Yammer wrote:Uh, Justin, as one of your many regular members and one of your server providers, I think this clip is a bit over the top even for your site. Just offering my opinion, not ordering you to do anything.
unless of course its avril doing the squirting, right?
Image

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Jeremian_Deus
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Post by Jeremian_Deus » 16 Jul 2004 04:11

It's kinda like watching one of those old Super Soaker commercials from the 90's mixed with a Jackass episode. Overall, it's kind of a novelty to watch, but very entertaing...until you go to a water fountain one day and gag. Rick James gives it 4 thumbs up.

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