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faqs section

Believe it or not, some people actually have absolutely no idea what sites like this are all about. Which is why i prepared this lousy faq section for those 'special' people out there. Anyway, here we go:

  • Okay. Um... so what's this site all about?

    It's an 'e/n' site' of sorts. A site about Everything/Nothing. (E/N. Get it?) You could also call this particular site a 'weblog'. Otherwise known as blogs. Think 'online journal' and you'll eventually get the idea.

  • So it's not a celebrity fan site? It kinda looks like it...

    No. It's not.

  • Do you update the site everyday?

    Yes. I do. Well.. pretty much anyway. As often as i can at least. Before, I used to update every single minute of the day (okay minor exaggeration there). Unless of course, if i was away or if i didn't have internet access, which i occasionally don't. Sometimes. But now i don't post as much as i used to though. Too lazy. But i still do try to post a fair amount though. Keyword being try.

  • Where do you live?

    Brunei. Small country in South East Asia. About the size of Delaware. Yeah. Don't worry. Nobody else has ever heard of it either. You're not the only one.

  • I LOVE the work you do on the site. And the entertainment you provide. Is there anyway that i can repay you?

    Well you could always register and be a contributing member in the forums. Or you could donate some money via paypal.

  • When did you start the site?

    June 11th 2000. And still going strong to this day.

  • I still don't 'get' what this site's all about.

    Well, you have to get into its so called 'groove' first. If this is your first time here, you'll probably have no idea what i'll be talking about in my posts sometimes. I suggest (if you've got lots of time to kill) that you start reading the older posts in the archives. Or just try following the site for a few days (to get into its 'groove'). But reading the archived pages would be your best bet to familiarize yourself with the site (again...if you've got lots of time to kill. There's a whole lot of crap in there). It's up to you.

  • What's with those dates and times?

    All the posts are chronologically ordered. The most recent posts appear at the very top of the page. So if you want to read the posts in any given day in the correct time order, just start reading from the bottom up and it'll all make sense.

  • Are you the only one who posts on the site?

    I have several other people posting here so not all of the posts you'll see on the site are mine. Important to note. Just look for the 'posted by' thing that comes with each post.

  • Can i help you write posts for the site?

    No. Unless you have breasts. Or if i let you. Or if i think you're special enough. The people that i have on my site right now... they're special. Be special and you can post for my site too.

  • Will you please link to my site?

    I most probably will... IF i like your site. Please don't expect that just because you link to fubar, i will reciprocate (likewise, if i place a link to your site, there is no requirement that you link back to fubar). I do not participate in so-called "link partnerships" anymore. But i do make exceptions every now and then. It just depends. Don't take it personally if i say no. Even if you beg. Actually, don't even start begging. It pisses me off even more than people asking for link exchanges.

  • Hey, i requested a link from you but you never responded/linked me!

    If i just don't happen to like your site enough to link you, i'd be most happy to just plug you in one of my posts somewhere along the line.

  • You are an asshole.


  • What are your main interests?

    Two (2) things. Movies and videogames. I'm a real hardcore vidgamer (or so i'd like to think). I own about 300+ Playstation games and about 95+ Dreamcast games plus a bunch of PS2, Xbox and Gamecube games. In addition to that, i also own a N64, Nintendo DS, Sega Saturn, Sega Genesis, Sega Megadrive, Sega Master System, Sega Genesis CDX, SNES, NES, Gameboy Pocket, Gameboy Advance SP, and the grandaddy of them all, an Atari 800. I pretty much like all kinds of movies. I am fucking nuts about DVD'S. My most favorite directors include Sam Raimi, James Cameron, Peter Jackson, David Fincher, Kevin Smith, The Wachowski Brothers, Tom Tykwer, The Coen Brothers and Paul Thomas Anderson among others. So expect me to write about games and movies every now and then on this site.

    And oh. I also like women with breasts the size of Australia.

  • I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

    Full Metal Jacket. Good movie.

  • What's your e-mail address?

    Write me at this address: psykotik (at) gmail (dot) com

  • Hey! I e-mailed you and you didn't reply!

    Under almost all circumstances, I read all e-mail within 24 hours of receiving it. My response time varies, and, in some cases, may take up to two weeks. If I don't respond, it means one of three things: (1) your e-mail was incredibly insulting or pointless, and not worth a reply, (2) I didn't get the e-mail (or subsequently lost it), or (3) I died.

  • I read your site. You're so full of yourself.

    A misconception a lot people may have. I admit, i may seem full of myself on this site. Or full of (sh)it as some people might say but you gotta realize that it's all pretty much an act. Call it my 'online personality' if you may. I'm very different in real life. Almost a complete 180 degree turn from how i am on my site. You'd be surprised.

  • Okay. So i'm not supposed to take it all seriously then right?

    Exactly. But by all means, take whatever you feel to be serious seriously... but keep in mind that i like to write about stuff with tongue firmly planted in cheek. I draw a very thin line between seriousness and jokes. A lot of people fail to see that line. I really hope you can differentiate what's to be taken seriously and what's to be taken as a joke.

  • Um. Just wondering but, what the hell is <3? I see you write that in your posts sometimes. Help me out and tell me wtf <3 is?

    Tilt your head to the right and you'll see what vaguely resembles a heart. In effect, it means love.

  • Waitaminute... who exactly the fuck are you?

    Oh yeah. My name's Justin. My online 'handle' is usually Psykotik.

  • Haha. You spelt Psychotic wrong!

    I know you ass. I just like how it looks spelt that way. And besides, it looks cooler that way. And if i had a dollar for everytime someone says "Hey! Nice name Psykotik!" whenever i enter chat rooms...

  • Okay...uhm...psyckotic. Whatever.

    It amuses me to great lengths at how other people can't ever seem to spell that name right at the top of their heads.

  • Hey. This is isn't really like one of those run of the mill, stereotypical faq sections is it? In fact, i don't even think that this should be called a 'faq section'!

    Uh... yeah... now that you mention it. It's not really a faq section per say... but what the hell, at least it still gives you a little insight about myself and the site. And besides, you're not even really asking me 'questions' yourself. This is, after all, supposed to where YOU are asking ME questions. But then again, 'you' aren't really real and i am just making this all up as i go along. Anyway, who the fuck cares if this isn't really a faq section. Most people just come here for the porn anyway! They're probably not even reading this!

  • You're right.

    I almost always am.

  • Are you really like what your nick is?

    Psykot... err... Psychotic? No. Only sometimes though. But even then, it's all usually just an act.

  • How would you describe yourself really?


  • What?

    Go away.

  • Uh... okay. Anyway, everything on your site is true right?


  • Are you lying?

    Not really.

  • Are you gay?


  • I don't like you.

    To each his own i say. But seriously, yeah, everything on my site is basically true... coming from my point of view that is. It is my site after all. So yeah... basically it's true... basically...

    And of course i'm not gay. Does this site look like it's being run by a fag?

  • True. you're like the biggest GUY guy ever.

    Yessiree Bob.

  • Okay. You know... i think i do like you. You are cool.

    Of course i am.

  • Awfully smug aren't you?


  • Also an act i presume?


  • Okay.


  • Hmm mm mmm...

    *clears throat*

  • *crickets chirping*


  • *howling wolf*

    ... *wonders what Kirsten Dunst looks like naked*

  • So anyway...

    *perks up* Yeah..?

  • This faq thing isn't funny

    Sigh. Apparently not.

  • Anything else you wanna say?

    Go read the rest of the site. Because this faq page sucks.