Interesting news item

[gulliver]

Rape is like saying hello in the congo

[smash]

Really, shouldn't it be like that everywhere?

Hi Angelbaby...

[gulliver]

Really, shouldn't it be like that everywhere?

Hi Angelbaby...

I see what you did thar.

[AngelBaby]

Irony can be pretty ironic.

[Dex]

JUSTICE! JUUUUUSSSSTTTIIIIIIIIICCCCEEEEE!!!



ohhhyeeees your tears taste so delicious yeeeeeesss

Apparently she is flabbergasted by the fact that it's illegal to drive drunk (more than once), drive without license or proof of insurance, crash your car into a tree, flee the scene of an accident, have cocaine found in said wrecked car, not show up to court dates, violate parole, miss more court dates, violate court appointed alcohol-monitoring bracelet rules, constantly lie & be disrespectful...

If any "normal" citizen did half the things shes guilty of, they would spend several YEARS in jail. She gets 3 months and starts crying like a spoiled brat.

[efilflah]

Love the look on her lawyer's face. It simply says "whoops!"

Look how she is tries to dodge the camera.

Her embarrassment threshold is well fucked up. She flashes her crotch, tits and drunken ass at the cameras on a weekly basis. Stumbles out of clubs with greasy hair, white powder over her red flushed face with dried puke round her mouth, all within her stride like she's living the dream, and yet THIS is what pushes her to be bashful.

[gulliver]

Sword of Omens. Give me sight beyong sight and tell me where the fuck my legs are?

[Dex]

LMFAO

Apparently Lilo thinks that 90 days in jail for two DUIs, two counts possession of cocaine, and 14 separate probation violations is unfair.




She's also too stupid to understand how twitter works. There's a reason you are limited to 140 characters; it's for quick statements, jokes, shoutouts, pictures... its popular because it's a quick blurb, not a paragraph+ blog post. This dumb bitch thought it was the perfect venue to create a 6-tweet of retardation... and they aren't even her words, it's just copy/paste from someone else, which makes her even stupider. THEN she asks her followers to spread the word about the Iranian woman who is going to be stoned to death for crimes she didn't commit. I guess Lilo is comparing herself to this woman?

http://twitter.com/lindsaylohan

[gulliver]

OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNND

[efilflah]

Yee-haww!

[AngelBaby]

^^^
It was only a matter of time. We've had deep-fried Coke and Dr. Pepper at the SC State Fair for a few years now.

Also, deep-fried Twinkies and chocolate-covered bacon. You don't even want to know what that last one looks like.