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Post by psyper » 12 Aug 2008 22:01

Opening Olympics ceremony girl was fake because she didnt have a good enough voice but the girl who did have a perfect voice and therefore was the singer was too fugly to appear on tv

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 556058.stm

Nice. Also apparently the fireworks display was all faked and recorded the week before and replayed as if they were live.

Also the bird-nest stadium is actually a 1:25 scale model as they didn't have time to build the real thing.
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Post by psyper » 18 Aug 2008 18:34

Anyone wanna offshore some ugly girls?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 567239.stm

If there are any ugly girls in your area that you dont like to have to look at on a day to day basis - pass this article to them - might be enough to get rid of them.
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Post by AngelBaby » 21 Sep 2008 02:15

This happened right down the road from me. :ohnoes:

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Post by Mike » 21 Sep 2008 04:41

AngelBaby wrote:This happened right down the road from me. :ohnoes:
"pilot Sarah Lemmon"

Women... <_<

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Post by Phife » 24 Sep 2008 17:41

AngelBaby wrote:NO. WAY.
That's about as surprising as when Rosie came out.
Nada.

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Post by smash » 25 Sep 2008 02:05

I still can't get over Portia Di Rossi being gay. What a loss for men. :(

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Post by AngelBaby » 25 Sep 2008 03:04

smash wrote:I still can't get over Portia Di Rossi being gay. What a loss for men. :(
But what a win for women.

Well...woman, actually. I still can't believe Ellen is hittin' that. :(

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Post by exelis » 27 Sep 2008 03:49

10 reasons for birth control.

Some fucking people...

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Post by AngelBaby » 27 Sep 2008 04:18

^^^
Why do you bring TEN FUCKING KIDS into the world if your financial situation is so precarious that it can't survive the death of one of the parents?

It's stories like this that make me wonder if humanity is bright enough to survive for another millenium or two.

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Post by psyper » 03 Oct 2008 21:40

On the topic of parents not looking after their kids...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 649876.stm

WTF - I'm just annoyed the although the kid tried to get over the wall he couldn't. Wonder if the zoo would still sue the parents if the kid did get eaten by the croc!
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Post by psyper » 09 Oct 2008 22:19

okay so my last article sparked so much discussion I'm gonna follow up on this one:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/08 ... hone_pics/

Girl gets arrested for taking pictures of herself on her mobile phone. I'm sure my mum has some polariods I took of myself when I was on a beach when I was like 10 years old - perhaps I should have myself arrested for it and arrest my mum for possession too.
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Post by AngelBaby » 10 Oct 2008 03:05

^^^
Your Honor, I'm going to need to see the evidence before I can proceed with my case. :halo:

Also...

"The unnamed student from Licking Valley High School..."

Really? Licking Valley High? In Licking County, Ohio? No, that's just too easy... :lol:

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Post by psyper » 11 Oct 2008 12:19

AngelBaby wrote:^^^
Your Honor, I'm going to need to see the evidence before I can proceed with my case. :halo:
Well the 'evidence' has got to be out there somewhere - if shes passed it to some of her school friends and one of them puts it on the internet ...
If anyone can find it its gonna be you and Justin!
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