Bad taste jokes

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Bad taste jokes

Post by gulliver » 07 May 2008 21:52

I presume this will get ugly pretty quickly so if you are easily offended then go ponce around somewhere else.

I'll get the ball rolling.



What has eight legs and makes girls scream?

Gang rape.





How do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you?

When you have to make airplane noises to put your cock in her mouth.





Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bin.

A dead baby in ten bins.



A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,

"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."




Whats 12 inches long purple and makes women scream.

Cot death.








How do you stop a dog from shagging your leg?

Pick it up and suck its cock.

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by eamon angelface » 07 May 2008 23:37

How do you get a dead baby into a bowl?
a: blender

How do you get it back out?
a: nachos



How do you make a dead baby float?
a: rootbeer + two scoops ice cream and one scoop dead baby
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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by AngelBaby » 08 May 2008 02:29

Q: What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
A: You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q: Why won't black people use aspirin?
A: They're too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Once, two Jews grabbed the same penny...

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by gulliver » 08 May 2008 23:36

A little boy is having a bath with his Dad and asks, "Daddy, what's the difference on our willie's?"
His Dad says, "Well for a start son, mine's is erect"

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Post by AngelBaby » 09 May 2008 03:02

Q: What is the difference between a 12-year old scotch and a 12-year old girl?

A: The scotch doesn't bleed and whimper when you put your finger in it.

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by gulliver » 09 May 2008 17:58

How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?
Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by AngelBaby » 10 May 2008 02:45

Hmm...with the direction this thread has taken, perhaps we should change the title to "Pedobear's Comedy Corner."

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Post by smash » 10 May 2008 03:51

How come I don't know any of these type of jokes?

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Post by psyper » 10 May 2008 07:53

How do you know when you're sister is on?
When your fathers dick tastes funny

How does every black joke begin?
With a look over your shoulder

How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.

I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.
She never saw it coming.

What are the kkk's favourite football team ?
Blackburn

What's tight and loose at the same time?
A Jewish rape victim

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen,
That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.

A man walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some birth control pills for his daughter. The assistant asks the man,
"Is your daughter sexually active?"
The man replies, "No, she just lies there like her Mother."

A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey, and would like to know: what do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller, for the DVD".
She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers "I've got a magazine", and she notes down his answer.
She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why.
"I'm bathing the kids."
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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by The Deadly Superman » 10 May 2008 11:28

What's the best part about fucking twenty-five year olds?

There's twenty of them.
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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by gulliver » 10 May 2008 16:16

What's the difference between rape and seduction?

Patience.

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by gulliver » 20 May 2008 22:17

What’s red, sticky, and crawls up a woman’s leg?
A homesick abortion.

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by mattmichler » 28 May 2008 20:48

AngelBaby wrote:Q: What is the difference between a 12-year old scotch and a 12-year old girl?

A: The scotch doesn't bleed and whimper when you put your finger in it.
Reminds me of...

I like my women like I like my whiskey: twelve years old and full of coke.

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by The Juice » 30 May 2008 05:01

I like my women like I like my shrimp... battered.

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by gulliver » 31 May 2008 08:25

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"See you next month!"

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