Bad taste jokes

[AngelBaby]

Guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female."

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White."

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."

[psyper]

Batman: "What's that Joker? You'll be back? Somehow I think not..."

too soon?

Today, China had to call off their planned Space Walk.
Apparently, they found a chink in the Space Suit.

Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?

Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used condom hanging off your dick...
Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started.

[Phife]

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?






Not being retarded!

[psyper]

I lost my virginity to a disabled person the other day.





I wanted my first time to be special

[gulliver]

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.'

'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.

'He's a martyr now though' mum confides.

'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

'And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21'

'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born.'

'He's a martyr too' says mum quietly.

'Oh, gracious me ...' Says the other.

'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18, she whispers.'

'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school'

'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

'They blow up so fast, don't they?'

[gulliver]

Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!!!




Woman runs in to a police station crying her eyes out, " ive been graped" she said.
"Dont you mean raped"? replied the officer.
"no, there was a bunch of them"

[gulliver]

Triple post. Who gives a shit.

[gulliver]

QUAD.. ahh fuck it.

My girlfriend is a dirty little minx, when i cum in her mouth she likes to gargle it, blow bubbles with it and then let it dribble out of her mouth and down over her cheeks and chin. She may be completely paralyzed but she sure knows how to enjoy herself!

[Smiley]

A little midget girl walks into a Gynecologist's office and says, "Hey Doc, my snatch is hurting like crazy, can you do something for me?' So the doctor puts her little legs up in the stirrups and gives her an exam. "Yeah, it looks like you've got a pretty bad rash on your vaginal area." He gives her a prescription for some cream and antibiotics and sends her on her way.

Two weeks pass by and the midget girl comes limping back to the clinic and says, "It still hurts like a sonofabitch. The medicine's not working; it hurts the most when I'm walking." Again, the doctor puts her on the exam table and has another look." After some examining, he shouts, "Aha, I knew it!' and after another couple of minutes, he tells the girl to get off the table and start walking around the exam room. "Oh my God, Doc, you are a miracle worker! It doesn't hurt anymore! What did you do?!!"

The doctor crosses his arms and smugly says, "Oh nothing, I just cut the top off your cowboy boots."

[Bob]

So this guy goes down on his girlfriend. He says to her "Why is your pussy so big? Why is your pussy so big?"

She asks him, "Why did you ask that twice??"

He says, "I didn't"

[Dex]

So this guy goes down on his girlfriend. He says to her "Why is your pussy so big? Why is your pussy so big?"

She asks him, "Why did you ask that twice??"

He says, "I didn't"

Did you watch Predator today?

[AngelBaby]

So this guy goes down on his girlfriend. He says to her "Why is your pussy so big? Why is your pussy so big?"

She asks him, "Why did you ask that twice??"

He says, "I didn't"

Did you watch Predator today?

ya rly.

[Bob]

haha no why was that in that movie?

[Bob]

Double post so what?

[gulliver]

My new girlfriend broke down in tears last night and confided in me that she had been adopted from birth. She was sobbing as she told me that she just couldn't understand why her parents hadn't wanted her and that it had made her feel unwanted, unloved and worthless.
As she laid there in my arms, I cradled her, kissed her forehead and told her I was there for her, that I would do what I could to make her see she is wanted and worthwhile. This made her smile and she gently kissed me on the lips and asked me to make love to her.

In hindsight shouting "Who's your Daddy?" half way through might have been a bit insensitive.