A little midget girl walks into a Gynecologist's office and says, "Hey Doc, my snatch is hurting like crazy, can you do something for me?' So the doctor puts her little legs up in the stirrups and gives her an exam. "Yeah, it looks like you've got a pretty bad rash on your vaginal area." He gives her a prescription for some cream and antibiotics and sends her on her way.
Two weeks pass by and the midget girl comes limping back to the clinic and says, "It still hurts like a sonofabitch. The medicine's not working; it hurts the most when I'm walking." Again, the doctor puts her on the exam table and has another look." After some examining, he shouts, "Aha, I knew it!' and after another couple of minutes, he tells the girl to get off the table and start walking around the exam room. "Oh my God, Doc, you are a miracle worker! It doesn't hurt anymore! What did you do?!!"
The doctor crosses his arms and smugly says, "Oh nothing, I just cut the top off your cowboy boots."