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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by Dex » 05 Sep 2009 17:21

Bob wrote:haha no why was that in that movie?
Yes. Fuck yes it was. It was one of the top 5 moments of the movie, because right after Billy "gets it", he laughs, and that's the laugh that the predator uses throughout the rest of the movie as he kills people. I recorded this just for you;



The irony is, it wasn't even funny in the movie... it was more "pathetic" because the guy had to explain the joke to Billy... who was sorta slow. If you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.
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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by Bob » 06 Sep 2009 06:31

I guess I fail as Ive never seen the predator.

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by Smiley » 06 Sep 2009 10:07

Bob wrote:I guess I fail as Ive never seen the predator.

You can't see him, he cloaks himself. Watch out for his lazers, pew, pew! All I know is he's one ugly muthafucka.

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by smash » 06 Sep 2009 14:25

Smiley wrote:
Bob wrote:I guess I fail as Ive never seen the predator.

You can't see him, he cloaks himself. Watch out for his lazers, pew, pew! All I know is he's one ugly muthafucka.

I dont know if its the fact that its 2:30 am.... or you are fucking hilarious. I just laughed out loud.

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by UncleMao » 12 Sep 2009 22:02

Guy turns to woman at a bar.

"Hi there. I was just wondering. May I smell your pussy?"

"What?"

"I was just wondering if I could smell your pussy?"

"No. You may not. And you're an asshole."

"God. Then that must be your feet."

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by psyper » 13 Sep 2009 00:12

Guy turns to woman at a bar.

"Hi there. I was just wondering. Can I smell your pussy?"

"What?"

"I was just wondering if I can smell your pussy?"

"No you cannot. And you're an asshole."

"God. Then that must be your feet."
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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by Dex » 13 Sep 2009 06:37

:eek:
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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by Dex » 13 Sep 2009 06:38

Psypers makes more sense.
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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by psyper » 13 Sep 2009 11:25

Dex wrote:Psypers makes more sense.
Don't think anyone has ever ever said that about anything I say before :blink:
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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by UncleMao » 14 Sep 2009 15:32

Who the fuck is Psyper and why is it stealing my lines.

Stop pointing your fookin' tentacles at me

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by Dex » 14 Sep 2009 18:53

UncleMao wrote:Who the fuck is Psyper and why is it stealing my lines.

Stop pointing your fookin' tentacles at me
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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by UncleMao » 15 Sep 2009 15:49

I'm glad I did.

Because Funny People was one hell of a shiitty ass show.

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by psyper » 16 Sep 2009 06:07

UncleMao wrote:Who the fuck is Psyper and why is it improving my lines.

Stop pointing your fookin' tentacles at me
Fixed >.<
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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by UncleMao » 16 Sep 2009 17:06

Eat a dick, Psybian

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Re: Bad taste jokes

Post by gulliver » 16 Sep 2009 19:21

Back on topic you fookin' prawns:

Patrick Swayze & Michael Jackson are in heaven arguing over who gets to put the baby in the corner.

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