Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

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Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by Seriously » 14 Oct 2007 05:30

It says right here in your personnel file: Unlikeable, liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal, very official.

It also says you were adopted, so that's funny too.


Where are we going?

That thing has numbers on it.

What is that burning smell?


RARGHHHHG RHGARGH SNRGARL RAWRGH

Of course the best name for the weighted companion cube is liwsno [super spoiler scramble]
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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by Justin » 15 Oct 2007 11:56

note: HUGE SUCCESS

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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by UncleMao » 15 Oct 2007 14:25

????

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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by gulliver » 15 Oct 2007 15:32

I have no idea what's going on right now :|

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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by Justin » 15 Oct 2007 16:56

there's no sense crying over every mistake.
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by psyper » 15 Oct 2007 19:05

I'm glad I'm not the only one. All I could think of was

mmmm Moist Cake :drool:
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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by Dex » 15 Oct 2007 20:37

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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by Seriously » 16 Oct 2007 03:24

That's not true, look: Here are the ingredients.

[/color]one 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
three slash four cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs, one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
three slash four cup butter or margarine
one and 2 third cups granulated sugar
two cups all purpose flour
Don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped gefilbenzine
pull and peel licorice
fish shaped volatile compounds, and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces.... shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
nine large egg yolks
twelve medium geo-synthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called "how to kill someone with your bare hands"
2 cups rhubarb, sliced
two slash three cup granulated rhubarb
one tablespoon all purpose rhubarb
one teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
three tablespoons rhubarb on fire
one large rhubarb
one cross bore hole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb
two tablespoons rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioner
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives deep penetration agents and gas and odor control chemicals
that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue



Oh, and I guess this thread could be about the other games in the orange box as well I suppose maybe if you guys want.
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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by AngelBaby » 16 Oct 2007 08:52

^^^
Mmmmm...that cake sounds delish.

Now is that white cake with chocolate icing, or chocolate with white icing?

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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by UncleMao » 16 Oct 2007 09:37

Damn I hate this subtle promotionalo gimmickys for Dark Knight

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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by eamon angelface » 17 Oct 2007 12:15

gulliver wrote:I have no idea what's going on right now :|
I also do not. :?
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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by gulliver » 17 Oct 2007 15:36

eamon angelface wrote:
gulliver wrote:I have no idea what's going on right now :|
I also do not. :?

I've been enlightened...


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Re: Aperture enrichment and delicious, moist cake

Post by Justin » 19 Oct 2007 12:14

flash version needs more cake

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