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Micheal Jackson is dead

Post by psyper » 26 Jun 2009 07:49

I thought he was looking a little pale.

(too soon?)
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Post by Dex » 26 Jun 2009 15:22

I feel a little bad... when I heard the news around 3:30 today, my first thought was: FINALLY.

I'm sure a lot of gay pedos are sad right now. MJ was their hero!
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Post by gulliver » 26 Jun 2009 15:31

undertakers have announced that Michael Jackson will be melted down into toys so that the kids can play with him for a change.

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Post by AngelBaby » 26 Jun 2009 15:34

ZING!

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Post by gulliver » 26 Jun 2009 16:15

Jesus it doesn't take long does it?


They're not blaming it on the sunshine or moonlight at this point, but apparently the boogie is yet to be ruled out


What's the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.


Bad news....... Michael Jackson is dead
Good news.. Police have found Madeline McCann


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Films? Disney films can still touch kids


There may still be hope of bringing Michael Jackson back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlie's Angels in after him.


All his dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9


Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children... again

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Post by gulliver » 26 Jun 2009 16:25

Doctors believe Michael Jacksons cardiac arrest was due to food poisoning. Apparently he ate 12 year old nuts.

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Post by gulliver » 26 Jun 2009 18:39

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Post by AngelBaby » 26 Jun 2009 19:31

gulliver wrote:Doctors believe Michael Jacksons cardiac arrest was due to food poisoning. Apparently he ate 12 year old nuts.
lulz.

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Post by psyper » 27 Jun 2009 05:49

Wonders if the Pallbearers will do the moonwalk :unsure:

I hope they removed his head - I've seen thriller - don't want that happening again!!

Michael Jackson has a heart attack. Macaulay Culkin shocked.
Well thats what happens when you have an homo-erotic electro-torture session go wrong.


Oh and on a side note - did anyone notice Farrah Fawcett dying too? Yeah me neither until about 3pm gmt today! Imagine that even your own death upstaged by a singing psychotic paedo white black guy!
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Post by psyper » 29 Jun 2009 16:27

LAPD have confirmed they have found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the lounge and Class 3C in the bedroom.
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Post by Dex » 29 Jun 2009 18:11

psyper wrote:LAPD have confirmed they have found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the lounge and Class 3C in the bedroom.
Where were the roofies? Did they test the Jesus Juice in the fridge?

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