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Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?

I refer to one of my friends as "donkey balls" He mooned a bunch of us once and his ballbag was so saggy it was in china.

round or square?

lopsided.

It's not quite the same with you answering...

...but for all we know Deadly Superman is dead or back in prison.

smash wrote:It's not quite the same with you answering...

...but for all we know Deadly Superman is dead or back in prison.

I wasn't trying to muscle in on DS's patch here, I was just commenting in general on the thread. Thanks for making me feel useless anyway.

gulliver wrote:

smash wrote:It's not quite the same with you answering...

...but for all we know Deadly Superman is dead or back in prison.

I wasn't trying to muscle in on DS's patch here, I was just commenting in general on the thread. Thanks for making me feel useless anyway.

I was fine with you answering, but I was bemoaning the fate of Deadly Superman. Maybe Deadly superman, deadlied himself?

And as for feeling useless...so I basically made you feel how dex makes all of us feel here? ;p

smash wrote:

gulliver wrote:

smash wrote:It's not quite the same with you answering...

...but for all we know Deadly Superman is dead or back in prison.

I wasn't trying to muscle in on DS's patch here, I was just commenting in general on the thread. Thanks for making me feel useless anyway.

I was fine with you answering, but I was bemoaning the fate of Deadly Superman. Maybe Deadly superman, deadlied himself?

And as for feeling useless...so I basically made you feel how dex makes all of us feel here? ;p

Dex is such a Dex.

I wonder what Deadly Superman's kryptonite is? Lesbians probably.


I wonder what happened to some of the others... Eamonn? Seriously? Exelis?

There was even a chick on here at some stage.

gulliver wrote:There was even a chick on here at some stage.

Smash is still here.

Deadly Superman made me think of this hypothetical question. Can the invincible man of steel defeat himself?

I always thought that he should be able to harm himself like a big emo superman who pulls his own hair out. Either that or he should at least be plagued by the pain of accidentally biting his own cheek or tongue. Fucking kills!

Ok so who'd win Thor or Superman?

smash wrote:Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?

My balls hang at a normal average range, I assume.They've never been uncomfortably high or low, except in extreme temperatures. The swinging is about average too, I assume.

smash wrote:round or square?

And my balls are round, square balls wouldn't really be balls, as much as cubes.

smash wrote:It's not quite the same with you answering...

...but for all we know Deadly Superman is dead or back in prison.

Neither. I meant to answer this the other day, but then I realized I was sleepy and never did. I tend to do that a lot.

gulliver wrote:Thanks for making me feel useless anyway.

You don't always feel that way?

smash wrote:Maybe Deadly superman, deadlied himself?

Nope.

gulliver wrote:I wonder what Deadly Superman's kryptonite is? Lesbians probably.

Pretty much, yeah.

smash wrote:Deadly Superman made me think of this hypothetical question. Can the invincible man of steel defeat himself?

Yep.

gulliver wrote:Ok so who'd win Thor or Superman?

What are the rules? Hammer or no Hammer? Is Kryptonite allowed?

Because everytime I hear a hypothetical fight involving Superman, someone says something to the effect of "so-and-so could just use kryptonite and..-" No fuck, Douchebag! Anyone could defeat Superman if they had enough kryptonite.


Oh, I'm back btw.

*No Deadly Superman* TALKING EVERYWHERE

*Deadly Superman returns* And the crowd goes mild.

I updated my avatar!


Suck a dick.