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UncleMao
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Post by UncleMao » 19 Oct 2006 18:00

Why did it suck to be a black Jew under the Nazis?






















You had to sit in the back of the oven

gulliver
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Post by gulliver » 19 Oct 2006 20:19

^ coffee just came out my nose.


Leroy Umbongo, a little nigerian boy with no arms and no legs has been crowned world fancy dress champion.






















He stuck a peice of string up his asshole and went as a conker!

JustSumDude
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Post by JustSumDude » 26 Feb 2007 07:54

I don't know what a conker is. I lose.


What kind of coat does a ghost wear on a dark and stormy night?









A wet one.



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Mike
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Post by Mike » 14 Aug 2007 01:51

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?









He was charged with battery. Image

The Deadly Superman
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Post by The Deadly Superman » 14 Aug 2007 08:13

If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?


















Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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