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It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 07 Aug 2008 20:08
by smash
...and I feel fine?


According to this crackpot none of us have shit to worry about because in less than 24 hours, WWIII is about to begin. His theory is, terrorists will do one (or both of two things) [1] attack the Sears Tower in Chicago or [2] fire missles on Israel. Either will result in global conflict escalation and a canceling of the Olympics. This will cause the Chinks to go mad and further escalate the mess.

So why finish your work assignments? Why worry about getting fat?





On a side note, why does every nutty conspiracy theory site always have the horrible big bolded letters in yellow and red on a black background? It's always a busy messy canvas? Doesn't any conspiracy theory expert have any art/marketing background?

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 08 Aug 2008 00:17
by Facetiously
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Say no more...

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 08 Aug 2008 08:44
by smash
His last prediction, 6-6-08 was prevented. So as I delved into why that didn't happen here I encountered possibly the funniest line on the entire site.
  • This two stage attack seems exactly what Iran threatened the USA with on MAY 8 08 when Iran's Nazi Leader said, "THE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNITED STATES IS IMMIMENT" (days away) = like three days away = MAY 11.

Apparently, IMMIMENT equals like three days away.


It does? Like really?

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 08 Aug 2008 10:57
by Bob
well he must be forgetting about tomorrow when they power up that super collider

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 08 Aug 2008 13:10
by smash
Bob wrote:well he must be forgetting about tomorrow when they power up that super collider

That was supposed to be earlier....and I don't think it's powering up tomorrow.

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 09 Aug 2008 07:14
by Bob
Yeah they are going to do it on Sept 10th now

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 09 Aug 2008 12:56
by AngelBaby
Oooh, I missed it...



...did the world end yet?
:rolleyes:

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 10 Aug 2008 10:07
by smash
Well he has a reason why it didn't happen...imagine that.

why it didn't happen

He did, however, tell my local radio djs that if the attack did NOT happen he would reveal the face of the antichrist that is on earth right now. I can't seem to find it though.

Go figure.

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 10 Aug 2008 12:19
by AngelBaby
smash wrote:He did, however, tell my local radio djs that if the attack did NOT happen he would reveal the face of the antichrist that is on earth right now. I can't seem to find it though.
Well, according to the second man to be arrested for making threats of assassination in as many days, a 40-something business man and father of two in North Carolina knows exactly who the Anti-Christ is...

...none other than Barack Hussein Obama. :ohnoes:

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 10 Aug 2008 17:57
by smash
AngelBaby wrote:
smash wrote:He did, however, tell my local radio djs that if the attack did NOT happen he would reveal the face of the antichrist that is on earth right now. I can't seem to find it though.
Well, according to the second man to be arrested for making threats of assassination in as many days, a 40-something business man and father of two in North Carolina knows exactly who the Anti-Christ is...

...none other than Barack Hussein Obama. :ohnoes:
I've got to say...he easily fits the vagueness of the 'apocalyptic' description of the antichrist. That is if you believe dark=evil and you're a fucking idiot.

Frankly, I'm surprised that there aren't more people suggesting it.

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 11 Aug 2008 07:47
by psyper
Shit - I missed the world ending and the Olympics opening ceremony on the same day.

Are we all still alive or is this all just residual energy in your synapses misfiring while your body floats in space....?

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 11 Aug 2008 08:12
by UncleMao
is this the sequel to Sixth Sense where we find out that we are actually all dead?

Since ghost rape is not a crime then woopee!

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 11 Aug 2008 08:27
by psyper
UncleMao wrote:Since ghost rape is not a crime then woopee!
How about teen-ghost rape? erm a friend of mine was just asking...

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 11 Aug 2008 15:29
by gulliver
psyper wrote:
UncleMao wrote:Since ghost rape is not a crime then woopee!
How about teen-ghost rape? erm a friend of mine was just asking...
It's ok once she's over eighteen :unsure:

Re: It's the end of the world as we know it...

Posted: 12 Aug 2008 08:08
by smash
gulliver wrote:
psyper wrote:
UncleMao wrote:Since ghost rape is not a crime then woopee!
How about teen-ghost rape? erm a friend of mine was just asking...
It's ok once she's over eighteen :unsure:
the ghost?