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There are 50 dark movies hidden in this painting.

Each movie title is represented by a visual riddle in the painting.

How many can you identify?

I got 47 out of 50.

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From: Rob
Date: Sep 29, 2006 12:23 PM
Subject: jojo

Do you think you could post those pics of jojo in a bikini again? You posted them for a day or two and next thing I know, they’re gone! Please! I can’t find those pics anywhere else! They were my absolute favorite too! If you can’t post them, could you at least e-mail them to me? PLEASE!!!
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Pervert.

From the New York Daily News:

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

“Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.”

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler’s Larry Flynt, Vivid’s Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He’s a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on “Welcome Back, Kotter”) on Fox’s “Celebrity Boxing 2.”

Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom “The Knights of Prosperity.”

“I haven’t seen the tape,” Paul told us. “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.”

In 1996, former “Saved by the Bell” sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, “Show Girls.”

The sex vid’s working title is “Saved by the Smell.” Ewwwww.

Preview of the tape here.

Sorry.

No shots of her in that cheerleader outfit from Heroes.

But here’s some pics of her wearing leather pants!

Bet she’s all sweaty under there.

Wow! How come i’ve never noticed this before??!*

*Probably because i haven’t actually seen the movie yet!?!

Sorry.

No actual nudity but you get a nice look at her ass!

Hands up if you fapped to her in Varsity Blues.

I haven’t actually seen Heroes. Maybe i’ll Bittorrent it. Angelbaby says it’s good. Probably because Hayden Panettiere is in it. Yatta!?

In other news, i just finished watching The Triangle on DVD. Having never seen Catherine Bell in anything before (never watched JAG), and based on what i’ve seen of her in The Triangle, i have come to the conclusion that she is quite fap worthy.

Inspite of her having (somewhat) far-apart-boobs syndrome.

Verdict: Still fappable.

Has a tattoo.

On her boob.

Amongst other places.

If you didn’t already know.

They don’t seem to be getting any bigger as she gets older.

/SADFACE