Well, she may not have won the Oscar this year, but she still has lovely golden globes…
Seriously though, check out ‘North Country’ if you haven’t seen it. Quite good.
FUN FACT: In the scene where one of Charlize’s co-workers is trapped in a port-a-potty which is rocked and tipped over by her male co-workers, the human waste was actually made of Gatorade, Coco Puffs, and pumpkin pie filling.
The film is rated R…but not for nudity.
:sadface:
With all due respect to “Zee,” I wouldn’t exactly say Justin left the site in only one pair of hands. I’ll also be checking in from time to time with offerings to the slavering fubar masses (worship me!)
Take the following for example:
What would a post be without some Jessica Alba? Her supple, toned body shocked by the cold water slipping around her slender curves…mouth open in a shocked gasp…oh, sorry, I drifted off there for a sec. Why she’s practically an honorary member, given the amount of time she’s spent on the front page here! Yeah, yeah…I know. Justin’s all “penis sad” everytime he makes a post showcasing her gorgeousness, but consider this. A quick survey of the number of folders dedicated to celebs in the fubar image archives reveals the following:
Amanda Bynes - 25 folders
Avril Lavinge - 9 folders
Elisha Cuthbert - 10 folders
Hayden Panettiere - 9 folders
Hilary Duff - 20 folders
Jojo - 10 folders
Kristen Bell - 9 folders
Lacey Chabert - 18 folders
Lindsay Lohan - 24 folders
Mandy Moore - 10 folders
Michelle Trachtenberg - 9 folders
Natalie Portman - 10 folders
Scarlett Johansson - 24 folders
Jessica Alba - wait for it…
26 FOLDERS!
Your honors, the prosecution rests. Methinks yellow doth protest too much. It’s obvious Justin wubs Jessica, so I’m dragging him out of the closet. As far as future posting goes, I’ll prolly play things by ear seeing how I’m kinda learning on the job. If there’s any celeb hotties y’all wish to see, don’t be shy about speaking up, I’ll do my best to fulfill your faptastic needs. ^_^
Hello all, some, and none… my name is Zee [obv omg lol] and I will be taking over this Testosterone Infested Site in Justin’s absence. He’s too busy playing with his dugong, his pirated DVDs, and maybe his shlong [you thought I was referring to this with the dugong, weren't you? You Damn Fool!], to want to have anything to do WITH ANY OF YOU. That’s right. He’s like a little dog who chased it’s tail for too long. And what’s that? Chasing your tail is not as fun as it turned out to be? Give a bitch a chance… she’ll chase your tail for you…
[I'm not a stalker of Justin, I swear. In fact, he stalks ME. But he'll stalk any girl, so I'm not so special. Really.]
So what should I write about, omgz. Well, for starters, I should introduce myself. Just a little.
I am currently a professional bum [interpret that any way you want; innuendos are noticably common on this here site] cum [ditto] chauffeur. I like animals, especially of the feline species; they are beautiful and enigmatic. I like boobies too, so that explains my unhealthy fixation with coming in here from time to time [I like seeing milky boobies; Asian boobies = a no-no]. I, however, do not like Lindsay Lohan’s current boobies. Are they real? omg! Are they not? OMG! Who cares. I don’t. Not anymore. I’ve lost interest after seeing them on Herbie Fully Loaded. Boy… could those babies bounce back then!
That’s a little.
Stalk me now. I dare you.
Daveigh Chase is also a gigant (ht: 5′7″ and still growing!) but that’s besides the point.
Blog’s over at daveigh.blogspot.com if you didn’t already know. And yes, it’s as real as her eyes are blue. Very.
Wow. And i thought they were lying when they said “you can see the veins in the girls’ boobs“.
But i think i actually do see veins in them thar boobs.
360 ftw!
Anybody into Amanda Righetti around here? She’s been on a buncha FOX shows in the past coupla years. Reunion, North Shore, The O.C.
Anyway, she did this low budget movie back in 2002, ‘Angel Blade’ or something, where she got her boobers out. I heard she’d just turned 18 when she made that flick. So yeah, young Righetti boobies!
Fact: Amanda is now the same age as Karima Adebibe. She just turned 20 about a week ago.
I still haven’t seen She’s The Man.
Nor have i seen What A Girl Wants. And i’ve had that movie on DVD since 2003.
If you could use nude codes in real life, i’d use one on Karima Adebibe.
I downloaded the Tomb Raider Legend demo off of the Xbox Live Marketplace a coupla days ago (and ended up buying the full bootleg of the PS2 version) and i gotta say, Legend is the best Tomb Raider game i’ve played since Tomb Raider 2. Obviously the 360 version blows away the PS2 version by miles in the graphics department. I actually spent more time fooling around with the demo than i did with the actual full (PS2) game just because of the graphics on the 360 demo.
I also spent more time playing around with the camera; making Lara crouch and looking down her shirt (cleavage!), than i did playing the game proper.
I like how Lara stays wet for a while after she gets out of whatever pool of water she goes swimming in. Talk about detail.
I was half expecting to see veins in her boobs but alas, you only get veiny booby goodness in Rumble Roses XX.
Crystal Dynamics did a good job taking over where Eidos left off with the Tomb Raider series. Recommended! Viva la Lara!
Fat? Or Preggers? Lolzzz.
We all know she’s getting married. I still get comments about that to this day and i even remember mentioning what it would look like if she did get knocked up.
Imagine this: a fat, pregnant Avril. Not that she is or is going to be anytime soon (at least i hope not) but it’d definitely be a strange sight no? She doesn’t exactly have child bearing hips i don’t think.
It’s probably just fat.
And i’d still hit it either way.
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