Oh you wacky Japs. At it again with these wonderfully perverted inventions.
The japanese have invented what just may be the greatest invention of all time. A waterproof adhesive bikini that actually looks like the real deal. Coming to a beach near you!
If i blur my eyes just enough, it totally makes this video fappable to.
Thanks for the heads up Obi.
I took great pleasure fapping to this bitch*
*(she really is a bitch. have you seen her on those real world/road rules shows?)
Video available here. (57 megs)
Okay you fucking template. I’m giving you another try. I hope you don’t overload my server again like you did the last time i put you up. At least i think that was you. Could’ve just been bad timing or something. But anyway, not that there’s anything wrong with the old layout (aside from the stupid 1 1 1 1 1 1 thing in the comments on certain browsers – i don’t know how to fix that), but i figured maybe this one could be a good replacement (Angelbaby disapproves though -_-). So let me know if this one works or if it’s too slow or if you prefer the old one.
UPDATE: The new one is just too slow. So back to the old one for now.
UPDATE 2: Huzzah! Thanks to ThatGuy, the 1 1 1 1 1 1 thing has been fixed and now everybody can start replying and referring to other commenters by their comment number! see the comments as it should be regardless of what browser you’re using! Thanks again ThatGuy!
Pretty anticlimactic really.
Aside from that one pic.
/penis disappointed?
LOLZ.
Transcript:
HOST: I’m curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?
BUSH: Occasionally. One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see, I’ve forgot the name of the program, but you get the satellite, and you can, like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes.
George Bush uses the Google on the internets.
You know. Cuz she’s always hiding them.
Pictured with Michelle Marsh.
Keeley still beats the both of them though.
Update: Lucy’s December MAXIM spread.
I still can’t believe she’s actually married to Deryck Whibley. Married!
Looking good in this B&W shoot though.
It’s been a while since we had ol’ clownface up on the site. She just recently celebrated her 21st birthday this past week. Looks like she got a stripper pole.
She still does absolutely NOTHING for me. What’s so appealing about her anyway? People who think she’s hot are BLIND (i.e. Angelbaby).
Wow. She’s starting to look a little old in the face. But at least she’s still got the boobs! Although that could just be the dress.
I think she was at her hottest in True Romance. She was hot in Flirting With Disaster too.
I still fap to her in Lost Highway.
It’s the mini-Heigl!
Surely i can’t be the only one who sees a little of Katherine Heigl in her?
Fact: I wouldn’t mind nibbling on her Kebbel bits.
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