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Pics are from back in January but recently re-released in higher res.

WANT TO TOUCH THE HEINY.

I hear Jessica Biel is a bit of a total bitch in real life though.

Jessica Biel is pretty, but a total bitch.

She was on my friend’s older sister’s soccer team and I went w/my friend to one of their soccer games. During half time this girl who was prob like 13 or 14 came up and nicely asked for an autograph and Jessica just snapped at her to leave her alone and turned her back to her.

Yeah maybe you get sick of the lack of privacy, but that’s pretty bitchy.

She also SUCKS at soccer :oP

- TheOtherAmy

I like to think of this as being one of her O faces.

UNF.

Ever wonder what Libby Hoeller is up to these days?

Well, the last time we heard about her on this site was back in early 2005 when one of my readers bumped into her and scored her signature*.

Which he actually framed.

Hey, i would’ve done the same.

*(story after the jump)

Anyway, i stumbled upon this article in New York Magazine about Kids, the Internet, and the End of Privacy and…

LO AND BEHOLD.

I think they’re talking about Libby Hoeller.

Take “Susie,” a girl whose real name I won’t use because I don’t want to make her any more Googleable. Back in 2000, Susie filmed some videos for her then-boyfriend: she stripped, masturbated, blew kisses at the Webcam – surely just one of many to use her new computer this way. Then someone (it’s not clear who, but probably her boyfriend’s roommate) uploaded the videos. This was years before YouTube, when Kaazaa and Morpheus ruled. Susie’s films became the earliest viral videos and turned her into an accidental online porn star, with her own Wikipedia entry.

I’m cited in that Wikipedia entry by the way. Thanks to my Libby post.

The nymag story dated February 12th so it’s fairly recent. Libby seems to be doing alright despite her ‘fame’ (The Libby post still gets comments).

And hey! The article even talks about that Mastercard Revenge chick!

Nothing about Psycho Girl though. Fail.

Have a read.

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Of the Caribbean kind.

Filmmakers Disney are reportedly considering legal action against Sinful Comics after they produced a raunchy strip featuring Pirates Of The Caribbean actors. British newspaper The Sun reports Sinful have created a comic strip, which sees movie beauty Keira Knightley being seduced by co-stars Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom at the same time. The latest installment in the real Pirates franchise, Pirates Of The Caribbean: At The World’s End, is due for release in May.

…fap?

Circa 7th Heaven Season 2.

So exactly how old would she have been back then? Cuz i’d've still hit it.

Season 2 Mackie… not so much.

But THIS Mackie however… most definitely FTW.

Just saw this music video

It’s a norwegian model trying to get goin with here singing carer.. :p
Just thought it could be nice to have a new set of boobs on your site..

Best Regards..
Krozmar..

WAUGH!

Verdict: COMPLETELY UNFAPPABLE.

I still don’t know how to pronounce her last name.

Featuring Tonya Cooley, Sarah Kozer, Valerie Penso, Johanna Botta, Jamie Everett and Bianca Smith.

I’ve only ever heard of the first two. Who the hell are those other people?

/not (in)famous enough

Video download links after the jump.

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