dont link this . com
FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION
There are currently pedophiles visiting this site right now
Ooh... e-mail that isn't for me! - 11:44am September 17 2001
Don't you just love it when people send e-mails to the wrong addresses?
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Thanks....and remember the pic?....;-)
From: Maya06@gmx.net
Date: Sun, Sep 16 2001 7:30:48 PM -0700
Attachments: Maya.jpg
hello nicole
sorry that i didn`t wrote u for such a long time but i was so busy with my new homepage. please have a look and tell me if you like it.
http://www.maya-homepage.de
kisses maya
thanks very much for your help with the english translation.
P.S. remember the day you did this photo? ......;-)
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And not only that, i get a free pic too!
Phwoar!
But hey, i'm not complaining. =]
Maybe if i reply and be really really nice, i could probably get her to make me a fansign or something. Har har.
Bleh - 11:20am September 17 2001
I'm redoing the site. Bear with the lack of posts for a while.
Saturday, September 15, 2001
WTFAK? - 3:37pm September 15 2001
Click on the pic for a bigger picture.
Contact - 12:50am September 15 2001
Believe it or not, i actually went on a pseudo-date last night.
*shock*
Yes, it's true. Me. Out. On a date. Sort of. Went to the movies with this chick friend of mine Susan. Met up with her at this Leisure Mall place that's like... 23 km away from campus (cost me fucking 17 bucks to get there by taxi... no choice) and we did the usual pseudo-date kinda stuff. Walking, talking, grabbing a bite to eat... etc etc. I even shared half a burger with her. How pseudo-datey is that?
Nah, i've actually known her for about... ooh... what?... 5 years now? It's a long story but basically, yeah... we've known each other for that long. No, we've never gone out before or anything like that... but i've always had the feeling that she probably has a thing for me. All this time. Even after all these years. The last time i saw her was back in April. And those of you who actually follow the site (and not just come for the porn) might actually remember me posting about her.
She actually wrote me this handwritten letter before i left and she had this little gift for me to go with it. It was this little keychain kinda thing. A stuffed heart with a teddy bear that says 'You are special' on it.
I am?
Anyway, if that isn't an indication of how much she likes me, then i don't know what is. I use that heart thing as my keychain now by the way. It's a nice reminder that SOMEBODY ACTUALLY LIKES ME AND DOESN'T THINK I'M AN ASSHOLE.
She kept looking at me funny last night. Probably because i looked funny or something but no... it's wasn't a bad kinda funny. I guess you could say that... it was a good kinda funny? I'd catch her just looking at me... staring even... as if she was hinting something. And as most of you probably know (or not know), i'm not exactly too big on eye contact. Or talking for that matter. And yeah, my (in)famous silent mode did kick in a coupla times... and i'd be there just sitting and not saying anything and she'd be all "Why are you so quiet?" and i'd be "Because i am?".
Hey. What can i say? I don't talk much.
We watched Rat Race. A good enough pseudo-date movie i guess. Her arm kept brushing against mine occasionally.
OoOoOooOHhh! Physical contact!
Oh and i let her punch me a coupla times for being an ass on the phone once. Which was probably be a bad idea because she knows Taekwondo. It hurt!
Alright so maybe it didn't. Not really anyway.
But that was because she was punching like a girl.
So what does she look like...? Closest i can say is that she looks like Angelina Jolie.
Or a 'Mini-Angelina Jolie' at least.
She's only like 5'0. But her lips and her eyes are pure Angelina. And she's got long layered hair to boot.
Girls, if you have long layered hair, you've already got me hook, line and sinker.
Eye contact and tension aside, it got even weirder when she said "I'll miss you" just right before i had to leave.
Not that i'm complaining. =]
And it wasn't like i was never gonna see her again. So yeah it was weird.
But hey, don't get any ideas. Just because i talk about a lot of girls on this site (e.g Zil, Zia etc etc...), doesn't mean that i wanna go out with them or anything.
So yeah. Don't get any fucking ideas.
I'm not that easy.
Not really anyway. =P
Friday, September 14, 2001
Now this you have to see... - 11:17am September 14 2001
Okay, so we ALL probably know about the goatse.cx guy right? The guy with an asshole the size of Australia.
If you thought that was disturbing, wait till you see this!
!!! ---> oralse.cx <--- !!!
Now THAT is disturbing.
Nekkid pics!! - 1:19am September 14 2001
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX MALAYSIAN COLLEGE CHICKS AND ALCOHOL TOGETHER?
YOU GET A FREE SHOW!
The pics you're about to see at the end of this post were alledgedly taken from this going away party for some of the transferring students at Sunway College Malaysia that was held this past August at some club. Probably Modestos. Or whatever the hell it's called.
Apparently, these girls got SO drunk... and somebody took advantage of their drunkenness and dared them to bare their boobies.
Or so the story goes.
Last i heard, these girls have already transferred over to wherever it was they were going to. So yeah. They're gone.
But their pics are still here.
On this site at least.
Here they are.
Phwoar!!
Fan sign - 1:02am September 14 2001
Not only does she have the voice of a 14 year old, she's also
got the handwriting of a 14 year old. Haha.
Thursday, September 13, 2001
Hey! - 5:25pm September 13 2001
Look at this! Look at what i'm linked under! What the hell?! THIS IS A BLOG.
Blah - 5:19pm September 13 2001
I'm bored. I've go no more classes for the rest of the week. Maybe i'll just work on my site or something. I took away my webcam thing because it's pretty redundant what with my webcam being broken and all. Took away my desktop thing too. I mean, honestly... does anyone even care what the hell my desktop looks like?
Bored bored bored.
I knew that... - 2:16pm September 13 2001
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: nostradamus
From: Anthony Youhas ayouhas@ms2.com
Date: Wed, Sep 12 2001 1:06:21 PM -0700
That Nostradamus thing? So fake, sir. So horribly, totally fake.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/predict.htm
- Antwon
antwon@antwon.com
http://www.antwon.com/
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Don't look at me, i was just taking a cue from DGNR8 at the time. And i needed some text to put up to masquerade as a post. =P
Besides, Nostradamus died in 1566... which makes him being able to write that in 1654... pretty much.... ooh i dunno.... impossible? The date was a dead giveaway.
So yeah, i did know it was fake. =]
Down there - 2:00pm September 13 2001
That was just my feeble attempt at trying to make things seem 'normal' on this site... and i failed miserably at trying to do so.
Ah yes... - 5:12am September 13 2001
Nothing like a picture of Kirsten Dunst
in her bra to take your mind off things...
Thoughts - 4:26am September 13 2001
Well... it's technically 'the day after' now. Even though 'it' happened on the 11th and it's already the 13th over here. It's only been a day but it feels like this's been going on for a week. What with practically EVERYBODY in the world talking about it anywhere you go.
Sitewise, i don't know about you but i find it kinda hard to just 'move on' and go about posting like i'd usually would... dick and fart jokes et al. Part of me wants to move on... and part of me just wants to stop posting... just out of respect. It's kinda pointless talking about movies and girls and DVD's and all that trivial crap when something as life changing as this is happening. It just won't be all too tasteful to post about that stuff at a time like this. At least not in the wake of things. At least not for a few days. At least not until the smoke blows over... figuratively speaking.
It was weird surfing around the net yesterday. As i'm sure EVERYBODY did... looking for news and such. And almost EVERY site i went to had something to say about the unfolding events... some sites didn't update for the day out of respect for the victims of the tragedy (ign.com for one...)... some pop up banner ad companies even replaced their ads with links to help organizations in response to what had been happening.
As a side note, i personally have to give credit to Amanda over at ValidateThis.com and how she handled the situation on her site. As some of you know, she can be quite controversial, to say the least, in her posts... but i thought she handled everything far more better than i could've imagined. Hell, even Stile had the class to be tasteful for once. Not that he's never been before... but this is Stile we're talking about. And that in itself is amazing.
It's good to see all these e/n sites coming together as a whole and realizing how serious this all is. And not to just make crass irrational comments about something that is undeniably a sensitive issue. Or course, nobody's perfect and there are some sites and people out there who just don't give a fuck about what they're saying or thinking and that just makes me sick.
Sure, that makes me come off as sounding hypocritical since i myself did make some pretty thoughtless and tasteless comments about the whole thing (Jerry Bruckheimer?? Michael Bay??)... but that's just how some people deal with things like this. I try to find humor in any misfortune to dampen the reality of the situation. And in this case, while the events are not at all humorous, making jokes like that helps make the pain all the more bearable.
I was walking to the mall yesterday, alone... just with my thoughts on the day's events, and i felt so down thinking about what'd happened and about all those lives lost.... To say that it's a depressing thought is an understatement.
This site was never meant to tackle such heavy handed subjects such as this and i'm probably making absolutely not sense whatsoever. So i'm going to quit while i'm ahead because it's 4:26am in the morning right now and i have neither the mental nor the physical capacity to write out a thoughtful post.
All i can say is that i just wish none of this had to happen.
Wednesday, September 12, 2001
Posting - 6:10pm September 12 2001
I won't be posting for the rest the day... it's just too depressing a day to be making dick and fart jokes.
Prophecies - 12:26pm September 12 2001
"In the City of God there will be a great thunder, Two brothers torn apart by Chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb" , "The third big war will begin when the big city is burning" - Nostradamus 1654
Click on that. It's... scary.
Honestly... - 11:41am September 12 2001
All kidding and bad tasteless jokes aside, i have to admit that i am quite shocked over what's been happening over the past 24 hours. As anybody else would be. It's worrying because i actually know some people who live in NYC. And i actually do have a couple of close personal friends living there. To think, i'm sitting all the way over here worried and all... i can't help but wonder how they must be feeling with all that happening so close to home.
It's probably not as bad as some of the news (that i've heard) makes it out to be. But still... it's really quite disconcerting. And hopefully, the worst is over.
Almost every other site out there is talking about this thing. And rightfully so too. It's fucking big.
I hope everybody's doing okay. Especially to those of you living in NY. My condolences to all those who've lost their friends and family members in this horrific tragedy.
Gratuitous American attack related post - 10:15am September 12 2001
I like how they include the American Flags in this picture. Very Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay.
DerecWired: Malaysia's looking pretty good right now
psykotik2k: yeah
MG lives in New York. Go read what he has to say.
Eerie - 10:00am September 12 2001
"In the City of God there will be a great thunder, Two brothers torn apart by Chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb" , "The third big war will begin when the big city is burning" - Nostradamus 1654
Lyrics from System of A Down's War?
We will fight the heathens,
International security,
Call of the righteous man,
Needs a reason to kill man,
History teaches us so,
The reason he must attain,
Must be approved by his God,
His child, partisan brother of war,
Of war, we don't speak anymore.
You know... i bet... in about... ooh say... 5 - 10 years from now, they're probably gonna make a movie out of all this. Ala Pearl Harbor. Or even Tora! Tora! Tora! at least. I can see it now... 'Day Of Disaster'... from the director of Pearl Harbor and Armageddon.
Or something.
God knows how Michael Bay would be perfect for this movie. Seeing as to how he handled the destruction scenes of NY in Armageddon.
Bad things happen sometimes... but always remember: Women have breasts. It's gonna be OKAY.
Jeepers Creepers! - 9:15am September 12 2001
I don't know what's creepier. The movie or the attacks on America.
Tuesday, September 11, 2001
Phwoar Jeepers Creepers! - 8:52pm September 11 2001
Went out and bought a bootleg copy of Jeepers Creepers on VCD just now. I haven't really heard that much about this movie... i have no idea who's in it or what it's even about. But i do know that it's supposedly FUCKING scary. Like... FUCKING scary.
So i shall be looking forward to being scared tonight.
The last time i had a really good scare watching a movie was when i saw Exorcist 3 for the first time on DVD a coupla months ago. Damn that was one freaky movie...
Oh and a side note especially for Zil: HA! You're wrong! I didn't post about what you thought i'd post about! =P
Phwoar i suck! - 6:50pm September 11 2001
The lack of anything good to read on this site is disturbing me greatly. And it's not that i don't have anything to say... no, i've got lots of interesting stuff to talk about. It's just that... the stuff that i want to say... i can't exactly put up on the site.
Because:
a) She will kill me
b) She will kill me
So instead, how about the world's most uninteresting chatlog to suffice for the lack of good content?
flashmaster30000: hello
psykotik2k: hello
flashmaster30000: wassup?
psykotik2k: besides your erection? nothing much
psykotik2k: just writing a crap post.
flashmaster30000: what? another one?
psykotik2k: i've been writing a lot of crap posts lately
psykotik2k: it's disturbing
psykotik2k: not that they've ever been great or anything...
psykotik2k: but yeah
Would you look at that?
Less than 5 seconds into the conversation and already one dick joke.
Phwoar film class! - 1:00pm September 11 2001
I have Film class today. At 3:00pm. WEEEEEE! I like Film. =)
Phwoar Zil! - 4:35am September 11 2001
This girl OWNZ me. She OOWWNNZZ me so bad. I am her bitch.
FOREVER. For all time.
"Say my name bitch! Say my name!"
"Zil! Zil!"
I am now slavishly devoted to her for all time. She is... the very definition of all things 'PHWOARRR!!'.
Zil... you... are... *faint*
Monday, September 10, 2001
Phwoar Stacy! - 8:50pm September 10 2001
Okay. I realize that there's been a severe lack of substantially good posts as of late. Hell, there haven't even been any average posts either. Fact of the matter is, my posts suck.
But let's not dwell on that sad and ultimately depressing thought. If there's nothing good to read, might as well post up something good to look at. And with that, i give you FAN SIGNS!
And i didn't even have to pay her to make em!
Ooh. Tissue paper.
Hey... can i uh... have that... after you're done with it?
MORE PICS!
Must visit the Stacy.
Must stop calling Stacy 'the Stacy'.
Phwoar! - 8:30pm September 10 2001
I've discovered how fun it is to say "PHWOAR". It's great. Like for example:
"Phwoarrrr... that girl is HOT."
"Phwoarrrr... she's got the best ass in the Uni!"
See? Isn't "PHWOAR" just great?
Thank heavens for hot girls! - 4:00pm September 10 2001
Phwoar. Lots of hot girls in my Philosophy class. This is gonna be a great semester.
Thank heavens for little girls! - 10:50am September 10 2001
ok storms: the olsens are hot though
ok storms: wait i never said that
ok storms: don't you dare quote that
ok storms: it makes me look like a pedophile
Haha.
Okay. No more paedophile jokes.
Ha ha! - 9:21am September 10 2001
Anybody seen Thess's latest post?
Now THAT is some funny shit.
Too much! - 2:55am September 10 2001
I've watched Dogma four times within the past two days. I've listened to the first commentary track, gone though all the extras and watched the 100 minutes worth of deleted scenes.
I've seen that movie so many times now, it's can't be too healthy.
In fact, it's gotten so bad that i actually couldn't sleep last night because i just couldn't get these images, of not just Dogma, but ALL of the View Askew movies, out of my head! I just couldn't shut them out!
The 'images' and 'sounds' just kept coming hard and fast!
(Wow, if ever an opportunity for a dick joke...)
Ended up finally sleeping at 7:30am.
Thank God.
Sunday, September 9, 2001
Woe is me - 10:00pm September 9 2001
Woe woe woe. I'm running out of toothpaste. Should i be cheap and just try to squeeze out every single bit of toothpaste that's left and make do with that for as long as it'll last me? Or should i just buy a new tube? Or should i just do what i usually do when i'm out of toothpaste and just stea... i mean... share some off of my farting roommate?
Decisions decisions decisions.
I wonder what i'll have for dinner tonight? McDonalds? NO. I'm fucking sick of McDonalds. And fuck KFC too. I had a plate of KFC the other day for dinner and it tasted like SHIT. And i hate going to KFC anyway because the KFC they have at the mall SMELLS. It SMELLS BAD. I don't even know WHY i went there. So no McD's or KF-fucking-C tonight.
Besides... i have no money.
Wait.
Allow myself to rephrase myself. I do have money... in the bank... just no money in my wallet. And i just can't be arsed going over to the mall and futzing around with the ATM machine to get some moolah.
Chicken soup it is then.
I hate Sundays.
No. Hate is a pretty strong word. I dislike Sundays.
Reason being that the campus library's closed... and i can't get access to any free internet.
By the way, no. We don't get any internet in the dorm rooms.
So every weekend, particularly on Saturday nights (because the library closes at 3pm) and for the whole of Sunday, i have to resort to going to cybercafes and PAY MONEY to get my daily fix of the interweb.
Internet. I meant internet.
I've also been drinking lots of Sprite lately. But if i had my way, i'd be drinking Qoo. Lots of Qoo. But why am i not drinking lots of Qoo? BECAUSE THEY DON'T SELL QOO HERE.
Watafak? No Qoo?
Malaysia is being mean to me. First, RM$150+/- DVD's. Then RM$9 bags of Doritos. And now... NO QOO.
Yes. Just make everything i love so much that little bit harder to get Malaysia.
Results of my poll. Hmm. It's good that at least some girls want to marry me. It's bad that A LOT of guys want to marry me. And it's not surprising that most people picked 'Fuck you Justin. Fuck you up your stupid ass.'
That's what i would've picked too if i weren't me.
I officially start class tomorrow. I'm gonna have Asian Pacific Rim Cultures (i still have no fucking clue as to what that is) and... Film Interpretation. Or is it Philosophy?
I'm not sure. I need to check.
Okay. I'm done writing this filler post.
Hmm - 4:44pm September 9 2001
Our Lips Are Sealed?!
Maybe it's just me but... tell me that doesn't sound like lesbian porno movie to you.
Okay so maybe it is just me.
omg - 2:03pm September 9 2001
As you probably already know, i went to that DVD place yesterday.
So as per usual, i'm perusing their wares AND WHAT THE FUCK DO I SEE??
A MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN DVD!
Do i sound excited? Because it's not supposed to come off that way.
I hesitantly picked up the DVD (really) and had a look at the special features.
No there is no hidden subtext behind my use of the word 'special features'.
Honestly.
Okay i think i just gave myself away.
Anyway, for some very odd reason... at the time, i just couldn't help thinking "Wow... Suzi kinda looks like them."
Granted, i didn't have any pictures of Suzi to base any comparisons on at the time but hell, at the time that was what i was thinking. That Suzi kinda looks like Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.
Suzi probably looks nothing like them in real life and she'll probably end up hating me more after reading this. She's already mad at me for that dog comment in that AIM chatlog a coupla posts down. =P
ex0tic n sull3n: i ahte u
See? She was so mad, she couldn't even type right.
Haha.
Go visit her. She's got a new layout. AGAIN.
Now where's that dirty horny old woman...
Saturday, September 8, 2001
Got em... well... one of them anyway - 8:50pm September 8 2001
Speaking of DVD's, i went out to that Fox Home Video place earlier today. And i brought back my copy of Dogma Special Edition.
Eh? What? No Clerks Collector's Series?
Unfortunately, it hadn't arrived yet. And what the shit is that all about?! It's been a bloody month and a half now since i placed my order! I would've expected it to have arrived sometime between then and now! A bloody month and a half! BLAH.
So i bought something else instead. Which i shouldn't've. Because now i can't get my Clerks Collector's Series should it ever arrive anytime soon. Not until next month anyway. Which is like fuckin ages away. Because i'd be broke if i did.
Fak.
So in place of Clerks Collector's Series, i bought This Is Spinal Tap Special Edition instead.
Which all amounted to me spending exactly RM$298 on the both them DVD's. YES. YOU READ THAT RIGHT. RM$298 FOR TWO (2) DVD'S.
That's practically 300 bucks. For only two (2) DVD's. Tell me that isn't ridiculous.
You could probably get the both of them for under 50 bucks in the States. And how much did i have to pay for them over here? THREE FUCKING HUNDRED DOLLARS.
For two (2) DVD's.
TELL me that isn't ridiculous.
And don't even get me started on the price of Doritos over here.
Commentary - 8:34pm September 8 2001
You know you've been watching too many DVD's when you start dreaming about audio commentaries for movies that aren't even out yet on DVD in your sleep.
As was the case for myself when i actually dreamt about listening to the Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back audio commentary on DVD last night. Which of course isn't even out yet. Much less has it even been recorded.
But it was a pretty good commentary. As fictional as it was.
No i'm not crazy.
Ugh - 5:57am September 8 2001
I feel lost. More specifically, i feel like the site's lost it's direction. Maybe it's just that time of month. And no i don't mean menstruation.
Guess i'm going through one of those slumps again. Just minutes ago, there i was... just sitting here in front of my farting roommates PC, staring at my open WordPad window desperately trying to think up something interesting to post about. I actually had lots of things in mind to post about earlier. Funny shit too. But then i decided to watch Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back again and i guess i must've just killed off a coupla brain cells. Memory cells. Whatever. Because i can't remember what it was i had in mind to post about earlier.
So if you're actually reading this, well then you're just reading what i would call mindless unplanned uninspired banter.
This always happens every start of the new school semester. It also always happens every start of every school break i have when i get to go back home. A momentary period of lost inspriration, low hits and all around low... lowness.
Don't worry. I don't know what i'm talking about either.
Looking back at my posts for the past coupla weeks or so, i couldn't help but notice the sheer amount of sex jokes littered throughout every few coupla posts or so. Actually i wouldn't even really call them sex jokes. Just like how i wouldn't call my gratuitous nude naked topless celebs porn. They're really just bad attempts at jokes that have slight sexually undertones. Sexual innuendo.
Actually to call them slight would be an understatement.
I can't help but wonder what a new reader to this site might think after reading up on all of that. One might come off thinking that i'm actually some sort of horny dirty old man.
So i detach myself from my own site and it looks to me that it probably is run by some horny dirty old man. Ha.
Maybe i should cut down on the 'jokes'.
I'm probably my own worst critic when it comes to this site and seriously speaking, i don't even need to hear people mouthing off in my abuse box about how apparently gay i am and how terrible this site is. Because i of all people should know better.
Oh and for the record, although i'm not exactly too proud of the fact, i've had a total of 9 girlfriends in the past. And i've probably seen more action than you can imagine. How that can make me a fag is beyond me.
I'm also making it sound more better than it seems but let's just pretend that i'm not telling you this.
And ironically, despite this site being wholly substandard (in my eyes anyway), i'm actually surprised that some people actually like it. "Fine and witty writing" said one person. "Excellence" said a review. "Good site" some Ninja Kid said.
And i'd be all like "Really?".
I write to let off some steam. I say stuff and do stuff that i would probably never do in real life on this site. I am a whole lot meaner online than i am offline.
Ask Zil. She knows the difference. She knows how i'm like. How i can be. She's experienced me first hand.
On the phone.
Talking.
You were thinking about phone sex weren't you?
Okay so maybe i was the one thinking about phone sex.
I crack more 'sex jokes' like that online than i do in real life. Because i can get away with it. But the downside of it all would be the fucking misconceptions that my 'online personality' brings with it. Which is why i had to put up that little disclaimer up there. I don't think that many people even notice it much less even acknowledge it's existence but it's up there for a reason.
Wait. Speaking of direction again, where the fuck is this post headed?
Direction direction direction. Possibly the biggest thing that this site lacks.
And speaking of all things lacking, my hits have been pretty low as of late. It's down to about 1300+/- now. I used to be getting about 1700+ on average. Surely a sign of quality slipping through the asscrack of the site. Amongst other places.
That last bit wasn't meant to be funny in the least.
Another example of a 'joke' gone flat.
So far i've had two people commenting about how they miss the 'oldschool fubar'. Actually make that three:
ok storms: once upon a time fubar was a good clean e/n site
ok storms: now it's just e/smut
e/smut. That's pretty funny.
And on the topic of my posts... or lack thereof... (at times)... amongst other things:
psykotik2k: you know, i dont really see what all the fuss is about if i dont post. there are TONS of other better sites out there to read.
TeflonParakeet: Oh, eat shit and die, Justin.
TeflonParakeet: Do you know what I read daily?
TeflonParakeet: BAMF forums
Heretic (never updated)
Chrome (never updated)
Your site (UH DUH)
TeflonParakeet: That's it.
TeflonParakeet: Everything else is only worth checking every few days.
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psykotik2k: hey you, one question. why do you read my site?
psykotik2k: gimme one reason
psykotik2k: i'm curious
TeflonParakeet: I could give you the same reason someone once gave me.
TeflonParakeet: Lemme find the email.
TeflonParakeet: (I save a lot of my good hate mail.)
TeflonParakeet: Ah-hah.
TeflonParakeet: Someone once described your web page, (File Not Found it is called, correct?)
as this: "It's the car accident theory. You know, when you see a huge scene
when driving down the roadþlights flashing, strayed metal, shattered pieces
of glass, even an ambulance stretcher-you can't help but stare, not matter
how horrible it is, you just have to stare! That's her web page! It's just
horribly self-involved teenage banter but it's wretchedness is so intriguing
that it keeps me coming back, like a fish being lured in by a vile bait."
TeflonParakeet: Replace "file not found" with "fubar"
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TeflonParakeet: Oh, and one thing i noticed about suzi...she doesn't know how to hold her head upright.
TeflonParakeet: it's always at an angle
TeflonParakeet: like a dog's, when it's confused.
psykotik2k: hahaha
TeflonParakeet: I need to stop pissing people off.
TeflonParakeet: *sigh*
Hehe. That's pretty funny too.
We <3 you Suzi.
Friday, September 7, 2001
Fakka - 9:35pm September 7 2001
Those are just some of the reasons why you should click on this link.
STFU - 7:10pm September 7 2001
Look what i found through my referrals.
FUBAR. Good site. One of the few E/N sites that I visit once in a while. - Ninja Kid 2001
I like to toot my own horn.
On a totally unrelated note, what the fuck kind of name is Ninja Kid 2001 anyway?
It's almost as bad as Psykotik.
NINNNJAAAAA KIIIIIIID 2001!!!
Why isn't anybody on AIM right now? I'm lonely.
Don't tempt me - 6:30pm September 7 2001
I was gonna go get my DVD's today but i couldn't get a cab. And it was raining. So i'll probably get em some other day. But despite the rain, i still managed to find my way to the mall. I walked. It wasn't raining that hard anyway. At the time. Tried to get a taxi from the mall to get to the other where my DVD's were but the queue was so fucking long and the taxis were so fucking far and few in between, it would've probably taken me like 3 hours just to get one.
Anyway, i checked out the DVD store at the mall i was already at and saw Hannibal and Forrest Gump.
No. Not the people. The DVD's.
I was SO tempted to get them. SO tempted. SO SO tempted.
SO tempted.
In fact, i'm SO tempted to get them right now that i should probably stop posting about them.
So whaddaya say? - 11:54am September 7 2001
Fuck - 11:36am September 7 2001
This guy loves me so much, i think he'd fuck me given the chance.
Ew.
Don't fuck me. That's sick.
I HATE GUYS! I LOVE WOMEN!
Eh? - 11:34am September 7 2001
I'm taking Asian Pacific Rim Cultures this semester. And i ask myself... what the fuck is Asian Pacific Rim Cultures?
I have no fakkin clue.
Strike Back - 11:10am September 7 2001
I bought the Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back bootleg on VCD last night. Loved it. Even though it's a fuckin crap bootleg. You could hear people laughing every five seconds.
The movie itself was okay. Well some people might find it to be crap... that is... if they haven't seen the first 4 View Askew movies. But i thought it was fuckin great. The whole movie was just one very big in joke. I doubt everyone'll 'get' everything but i sure did. LOVED the references.
You really need to watch Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma first to really appreciate what this movie's all about. Otherwise, you WILL not laugh.
I was watching it with these three other guys who hadn't seen ANY of the previous 4 Jay and Silent Bob and all they ever laughed at were the dick and poopie jokes. I felt sorry for them. They just looked totally lost and didn't know WHAT to think of the movie.
I think i might go to that Fox Home Video place and pick up my DVD's. I'd pre-ordered Dogma Special Edition and Clerks Collector's Series about a month and a half ago. They should've arrived by now (They didn't have em in stock you see. Hence me having to specially order them).
Tom Cruise - 3:59am September 7 2001
I wish i knew how tall i am. Because i honestly have no idea how tall i am. I know i can't be less than 5'9. I certainly know that i'm nowhere near 6'0. So i'm possibly somewhere between 5'10 and 5'11.
I do not want to be 5'9.
5'9 is fakkin short.
WTFAK - 2:11am September 7 2001
Wah fakkin lau. 7th of September already ah? Omigod i'm turning into a Cina Ah Beng!
It's Jia Hui's fault!
Thursday, September 6, 2001
Jia Hui - 5:32am September 6 2001
Marry me. Please.
E-mail - 5:12am September 6 2001
Received a coupla e-mails recently.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Hey!
From: Nick Rounds seniorsquirrely@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, Aug 31 2001 2:55:05 AM -0700 (PDT)
"Of course we have some of the other 'guy' sites out
there. But i won't be putting up 'visual aids' because
seriously, who wants to look at pictures of guys? Guys
don't have breasts." -UHL BEE BAACHK
Hey, I take offense to that. I have man-boobs, and I
think you're discriminating against my sexiness
because you're jealous.
You're jealous that you're not a full-figured man.
-Nick
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Never... EVER... take off your shirt.
EVER.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Weird Shit
From: "Ryan Christie" j0ker@poserunlimited.com
Date: Tue, Sep 4 2001 5:41:32 PM -0400
I thought you might like this :: a psycho Christian "bible Believer" activist was talking shit on my university campus today. I sat and wrote down what he said.. Some crazy shit done roll outta that guys mouth.. There's even an adress to send all our hate mails out - and yes I'm a Christian, but shit.. This guy is just plain delusional saying these things to college kids.. http://www.poserunlimited.com/users/j0ker
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Yes.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: The Wizard
From: "Bob Lobblaw" boblobblaw@hotmail.com
Date: Fri, Aug 31 2001 3:04:05 AM -0400
Hi,
I stumbled upon your website through some links from TRUKaos. Great site!
Do you have The Wizard movie on your computer? I'd love to have that for my
FTP :)
This message was from:
{PriK}Bob Lobblaw
ICQ: 3356672
BobLobblaw@Hotmail.com
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Of course i have a great site. And no i don't have The Wizard on my computer. Get yourself a copy on video.
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Fullname: rabbit
Email: webmaster@allthingsdark.com
Where are you from?: hollywood forever
Homepage Name: allthingsdark.com-just like heroin except its good for you
Homepage URL: http://www.allthingsdark.com
Comments: bad in a good way. Girls usually tell me i'm good in a creepy way. but like steinbeck says "we go on"
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What the fuck are you on about?
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Love the site
From: "Alex Drake" adrake74@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, Sep 3 2001 11:48:00 PM +0000
Attachments: gift.zip
Great Site loved the pics figure you could add these it's a series of pam
lee and a pic of tiffany amber thiesen
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Why is it i only get GUYS writing to me? I mean, aren't there any GIRLS out there reading this site? I seriously want some e-mails from some GIRLS. Maybe even a fan sign or two. From a HOT GIRL. Hell i don't even care if you look like a female version of Clint Howard, just as long as i have a GIRL writing me an e-mail.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS FEMALE, GIRLS... MAKE ME A FAN SIGN! YOU WILL GET HITS FOR IT! BECAUSE IT'S AN ESTABLISHED FACT THAT A LOT OF HORNY GUYS COME HERE TO LOOK FOR WOMEN. So if they see anything even remotely female on this site, be it an e-mail OR a fan sign, be rest assured that THEY WILL GIVE YOUR E-MAIL AND/OR FAN SIGN THEIR UTMOST ATTENTION.
Don't make me beg.
Zil - 3:10am September 6 2001
I actually spent quite a bit of time talking to Zil on the phone for those few coupla days before i left for Malaysia. Anyway, i'm just gonna detach myself from the fact that she's now (what i consider to be) a real friend of mine (as real as the circumstances allow anyway) and just give my honest opinion about what it was like to have actually talked to her on the phone.
It came about under pretty weird circumstances. Me finally getting to talk to her and all that. Y'see, initially... i had no real intention of ever calling her up. Because i was comfortable with with just SMSing her and just talking to her on AIM/MSN. And i figured she probably never really wanted to talk to me in the first place. She was probably afraid that i'd try to have phone sex with her... or something. ANYWAY... the original plan was for us to just maybe meet up in Gadong. And that was it. We kinda sorta discussed it a bit through online chats and such. And even then, it wasn't really confirmed that we'd be meeting up. The idea was there... but it was just that. An idea.
So anyway, cut to the first night where i'm staying over at Rod's. I get an SMS from Zil asking me, of all things, what my mom's name was. And i told her. And she's like "HOLY SHIT!" (or something like that) and she's telling me that my mom's been reading our sites. And that MY MOM E-MAILED ZIL MY BABY PHOTOS. And i'm like "FUCK YOU! YOU'RE LYING!" (or something like that) and she's like "I'm not shitting you!" (or something like that).
I freak, Rod's like wondering WTFAK was going on and i'm pacing around his room like a madman in the middle of the night at 3am trying to get a damn signal on my cellphone because i couldn't get a fucking signal. Rod's lives out in the boonies you see. Bad reception. And there i am, bad reception and all... trying DESPERATELY to get a signal so that i could receive Zil's SMS's. Hell i even subjected myself to hanging halfway out of Rod's bedroom window just to get a better signal.
By the way, i'd just like to mention that fact that i love Rod's four storey house. Even though it's out in the boonies where my cellphone reception is CRAP.
Anyway, SMS after SMS later... i finally crack and just decide to call Zil up. By that time it was probably like 4 in the morning. So i dialed up her number and i just did it.
No. Not phone sex. We talked. The online friendship... had just reached a new plateau. So to speak.
And we must've talked for like 10 minutes straight. Which isn't really that long... but keep in mind that i must've been talking like non fucking stop throughout the whole thing. I must've sounded like a complete potzer just going on and on about WTFAK was happening with all this mom sending Zil my baby pics business. I mean, seriously... wouldn't YOU be just a little bit freaked out if you found out that YOUR MOM had just sent someone you haven't even met YOUR BABY PICS? To put up on that someone you haven't met's website no less??
Like... "AHHHH!!!!"
Anyway, i reckoned that Zil must've found my endless blabbering and begging (for her not to post up those baby pics) quite amusing. Because i remember hearing her snickering away in the background.
Evil.
Anyway, i later asked her if she would like to meet up the next day... and if it was possible for her. I mean, i thought it'd be pretty interesting to meet up to actually talk about what's been happening in the flesh. Of course, if you read my previous post down there, you probably already know how the meeting went.
SHE STOOD ME UP! Poor me.
Ha. Actually nah, she didn't stand me up. She just couldn't get there. Which is a downright shame. Because it would've been pretty sweet ass if she could've made it. But anyway, i called her up a coupla times that day and we pretty much made up for the lost 'meeting up' time by just talking on the phone. I called her up again that night (as mentioned in my last post) and i called her up again the next night and well... we just did more talking i guess.
Zil sounds like a 14 year old by the way.
Actually, no. Zil's got quite a nice voice. I just found it really... nice. I can't stress that enough. I dunno. It's just the sort of voice that i wouldn't mind listening to day in and day out (which is probably why i called her up so many times). And for once, i actually was comfortable talking to her. There weren't any real dead silences, i actually had things to say, she actually listened to what i had to say (or at least did a good job at pretending not to fall asleep) and she was just... well... nice. Not just nice as a person but nice as a person to talk to as well.
I mean, it's like... i'm a nice guy myself... but i don't think anybody would find talking to me to be a nice thing. Because i seriously CANNOT talk for shit.
Now for those of you who don't know, i've fucking TERRIBLE at talking. I HATE talking. I'm a quiet guy. Annoying quiet sometimes. I can't carry a conversation to save my own life. And don't even get me started about trying to explain things. I will go round and round in fucking circles for minutes on end before i ever reach my point. I can't talk for shit.
Which is all the more puzzling to me as to how i managed to get a BA for Public Speaking last two semesters.
And even more ironic being the fact that i'm actually a communications major... even though i can't communicate for the life of me.
But with Zil, i was just going on and on and on. I can only do that with very very VERY... few people.
Anyway, i can see how guys would be attracted to Zil. I mean, if not for her personality and looks, then maybe from her voice and the way she spoke.
The fact that she sounds like a 14 year old may even be a plus for some sickos out there. Ha.
Okay just kidding! Bad joke bad joke. I know.
Anyway, that night, before i was set to leave the next day, i called her up and we talked a little more... and we got to know each other a little more... i made an ass out of myself a little more (ask her... i'm sure she can vouch for that... and judging from the number of times i made her laugh, i must've made a complete ass out of myself)... more of the same really.
The best part of it all was when i actually got her to admit that she sounded like a 14 year old. Haha. I was actually only half kidding when i mentioned that fact to her the first time, but then this freak occurance made this echo of her own voice just sudden come out of nowhere on her side of the line and she got to listen to herself speak a second after she'd spoken. And she admitted to sounding like a 14 year old! HA.
Of course, she had her own little 'right back atcha' and said that i sounded like a 10 year old... a 10 year old girl no less... but i blame my slightly faulty phone line (there was some annoying static) and the lousy telephone for that.
No i don't sound like a 10 year old girl if you're wondering.
Still, 14 year old voice or not, i gotta say that i really enjoyed talking to Zil for those 3 or so days. It was unfortunate that we didn't get to meet up but it's alright. We're both gonna be back in Brunei come this December. So yeah, we probably might try giving that 'meeting up' thing one more go.
On the phone:
Me: ...so just tell me when you wanna get off alright?
Me: ...off the phone... i mean. Heh.
Zil: [probably rolling her eyes and shaking her head]
Not funny? Well then fuck you! It was funny at the time!
You just had to be there.
*sigh* - 2:50am September 6 2001
Sadly, i didn't get to have phone sex with Comrade Tania before i left.
Grades - 2:43am September 6 2001
I checked my grades for last semester.
(CB?? WTFAK??! FAKKIN CB?! BULLSHIT!)
I'd say they're pretty good grades... i guess... you know... CONSIDERING THAT I WAS TOLD I WAS CHEATED ON BY MY GIRLFRIEND RIGHT ON THE NIGHT BEFORE I WAS SCHEDULED TO SIT FOR ALL THREE OF MY EXAMS AND COULDN'T STUDY PROPERLY FOR SHIT.
So yeah. Um. YAY ME.
College - 2:35am September 6 2001
Well i'm back in college again. For my... 2nd year of Uni... if you wanna get all technical about it. And shag me with a rusty nail because i'm taking 3 subjects this semester.
Oh. And also UNI 101. Which is what all transferring students are required to take. If they're trasnferring in December that is. Which i am. To Michigan if you didn't already know.
The great thing about all my classes this semester is the fact that they all start after 1pm. So yeah, i can pretty much sleep in and wake up late everyday. YAY ME.
Server Problems - 2:05am September 6 2001
So i get back from my trip into the city and write up that crap post down there. I expect it to be uploaded and online for all to see.... and then what happens? My FTP thing says i've exceeded my disk quota. WTFAK? I have 50 megs of space. I've only used about 30 megs. So i should have around 20 megs left to kill. And WTFAK happens? Some invisible 20 meg space eating monster eats my fucking server space up. I looked fuckin' EVERYWHERE and nowhere did i find any 20 megs worth of unwanted files or anything like that. So anyway, to cut a long story short, i e-mailed Solo and he said it could've be my e-mail or some huge log file on my server. Thing is, i don't even use my e-mail and there sure weren't any log files to be seen around. So i tinker around with my siteadmin thing and in my infinite stupidity, i accidently managed to delete myself off my own server. So i couldn't access my FTP.
Fak.
Another e-mail to Solo and he got my account back up and everything cleared off the server. All my files gone. Including that invisible 20 meg space eating monster. And guess what? He even increased my disk quota to 75 megs! I re-upload everything and everything's back to normal now! YAY ME.
Oh crap - 2:00am September 6 2001
Yep. Finally... a new post. i gotta apologize for the severe lack of new material these past coupla days. I've been having server problems AND i've also trying to get settled back into the dorm and college and all that crap. So yeah, things have been kinda hectic... so to speak.
Sunday, September 2, 2001
Back - 9:30pm September 2 2001
What the hell? I leave the site alone for two days and all shit's broken loose. Hits are down, readership's probably down too and WHAT THE FUCK ARE MY BABY PICS DOING WITH ZIL?
It's been a pretty good weekend really. I was thinking of writing a long ass post detailing every single thing i did but seriously, who really gives a fuck what i did up in the city. So i'm just gonna do a 'short' blow by blow kinda thing. In other words, this post will suck.
And here i am now. Lousy post i know. Maybe i'll elaborate on some of the more interesting points later.
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