pepsi pop stars

Britney Spears, Pink, Beyonce and Enrique Iglesias go head-to-head “gladiator style” in a new Pepsi television commercial.

This is what I can gather from all the news articles:

  • The female artists will be dressed in gladiator costumes while Iglesias will appear as the “evil” emperor.
  • The spot is being directed by Tarsem Singh (who can be blamed for The Cell).
  • The clip will use Queen’s “We Will Rock You” as its theme.
  • Okay, now on to the pictures…

  • Britney – Is it just me or did someone forget to airbrush out her thigh chub?
  • Pink – She looks mean and scary… as usual.
  • Beyonce – Hmm. Okay, it’s official: They all scare me in their “gladiator-russel-crowe-wannabe” costumes.
  • All the popstars – They all scare me here too.
  • Okay… so this wasn’t really entertaining in anyway and there’s no naked chicks. Oops. I’ll try better next time. (Happy Belated Chinese New Year btw)

    19 thoughts on “pepsi pop stars

    1. At least you warned us

      #1 | Comment by Tonia — January 24, 2004 @ 2:32 pm

    2. okay, I would just like to say that i have hit a total low point when my sister (previous commenter) has to come in and defend me. hahah.

      #2 | Comment by stacia — January 24, 2004 @ 2:33 pm

    3. Mmmm…Beyonce. Happy Chinese New Year, and…I dunno. At least somebody posted something. If I could post I’d always have something new up! I’d update about 50 times a day! I’d…oh…I can post. Oh well!

      #3 | Comment by Bubba — January 24, 2004 @ 2:35 pm

    4. gong xi fa chai! now give me the red packets with the money in it. i havent had any since i was like 14 or something.

      oh and is it true that enrique got his mole removed. i think i heard on tv that he did. i dunno. i wonder if he keeps the mole in a little bottle now. he could sell it on ebay.

      #4 | Comment by Justin — January 24, 2004 @ 2:40 pm

    5. wow…that makes me never want to drink a pepsi again!

      #5 | Comment by bligityblah — January 24, 2004 @ 3:06 pm

    6. I like Pepsi … I hate Pepsi ads. Yup.

      #6 | Comment by JustSumDude — January 24, 2004 @ 3:28 pm

    7. I don’t care what Beyonce is dressed in or how scary she looks. I still do her in that costume right away if I had the chance and I think most guys would agree…

      But damn Britney! I swear, I will think she is hot as soon as she would just come out and admit that she is a total skank. I mean she is not doing that little innocent girl thing anymore, but just the fact that she used to pisses me off.

      #7 | Comment by SuperJay-SS4 — January 24, 2004 @ 3:47 pm

    8. i want a beyonce butt pillow.

      same idea

      #8 | Comment by Justin — January 24, 2004 @ 4:03 pm

    9. beyonce looks like a god damned ape.
      i wish that whore would die.

      #9 | Comment by scentless — January 24, 2004 @ 4:22 pm

    10. You can use my butt for a pillow…it’s fuzzy. Teeheeheehee!

      #10 | Comment by Bubba — January 24, 2004 @ 4:22 pm

    11. Britney does not have thigh chub, you crazy woman!

      #11 | Comment by jason — January 24, 2004 @ 5:09 pm

    12. I think the "thigh chub" is actually a well toned leg muscle.

      #12 | Comment by Amy — January 24, 2004 @ 5:16 pm

    13. britney is a bit of a man. yep. she’s even manlier than i am. what a man.

      i like girly girls like mandy and avril. petite!

      #13 | Comment by Justin — January 24, 2004 @ 5:27 pm

    14. dude, she’s like an inch taller than avril, she’s not butt ugly and she has a great body i wish i had… over me =D… so yeah, i’d totally do her

      #14 | Comment by vhw — January 24, 2004 @ 7:11 pm

    15. Dudes, dudes listen I…

      Well this speaks for it yourself, just like I do when I speak.

      #15 | Comment by Scott WIlls — January 24, 2004 @ 8:20 pm

    16. Britney scares me. I agree with Justin, I’d take 1 cute petite girly girl over 100 Britneys. Unless all the Britneys were in there "oops I did it again" schoolgirl outfits. Yum.

      #16 | Comment by Dex — January 24, 2004 @ 9:07 pm

    17. "oops i did it again" was the orange vinyl outfit. dex, I believe you are speaking of "hit me baby… one more time"

      why do I know this?!??!

      #17 | Comment by stacia — January 24, 2004 @ 10:03 pm

    18. because you are the pop trivia queen

      #18 | Comment by Justin — January 24, 2004 @ 10:07 pm

    19. Is it just me, or does Enricque look like that martin sargeant guy in the pic with the three girls?

      #19 | Comment by Alexhawker — January 25, 2004 @ 5:28 am

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