Hotties On My Mind

Scarlett Johansson. Mmm. I think i like her. Saw her on the tonight show a coupla nights ago. Or maybe it was on Conan. Can’t remember. Probably was Leno. Anyhow, that was pretty much the first time i saw her on screen doing stuff. Okay maybe the second since she’s also in those tv spots for that MTV movie about the SAT’s or something and i saw those first. I still haven’t seen Lost In Translation yet, which i probably will once it comes out on DVD. I liked The Virgin Suicides so i’ll probably like this one too. Connection? Sofia Coppola directed both of them. Anyhow, so yeah, in recognition of my new found wanting to make fuck with Scarlett (love her voice too), i have scoured the net for all the good pics i could find of her. Unfortunately, there aren’t that many of them. Good ones at least. She looks a lot better in motion. Pictures don’t really do her much justice.

But hey! At least i found one absolutely pore-tastic pic of her. And we all know how much i love pics where you can see the pores.

I also found a pore-tastic shot of Alison Lohman. The Big Fish chick, which i also haven’t seen yet, same goes for Matchstick Men. But i like her anyway. She looks like this chick that i had a crush on once a coupla semesters ago in my Intercultural Communications class.

And lastly, a coupla Mandy Moore pics. A couple of them in hires too. Mandy’s been all the rage lately ever since she got her boobs. I’m not sure if all these pics down here are Mandy post-boobs or Mandy pre-boobs but i do find it amusing that there’s such a thing as Mandy post/pre-boobs now. At least in my head.

The end.

25 thoughts on “Hotties On My Mind

  1. First post! ALIRHGT! i kinda cheated though justin gave me the heads up he was posting:)

    #1 | Comment by The Dark One — January 25, 2004 @ 9:36 pm

  2. ohhh dats niiiice…

    #2 | Comment by bligityblah — January 25, 2004 @ 9:36 pm

  3. pore-tastic is right, nice
    hey aren’t you avril?

    kidding of course

    #3 | Comment by originalname — January 25, 2004 @ 9:55 pm

  4. I’ve always liked Scarlett Johanssen. She’s like a slutty Natalie Portman. You should check out "the man who wasn’t there" by the cohen brothers. She was also in that giant spider movie (no.. not spiderman). I just might make fuck with those pore-tastic pics right now.

    #4 | Comment by Dex — January 25, 2004 @ 10:01 pm

  5. Before you stupid asians even try.. I ment COEN BROTHERS. That "H" was caused by pore-tastic blinding. My eyes. And it was Eight Legged Freaks I was thinking of.. terrible movie. Anyways, it’s 8:00 in California, time for the Simpsons. How off topic was that?!?

    #5 | Comment by Dex — January 25, 2004 @ 10:07 pm

  6. she looked really good at the golden globes tonight (in motion of course). hopefully a bunch of good hires red carpet pics of her will turn up on the net in the next coupla days. i’ll post them when i get them (and believe me, i WILL get them).

    oh and i just downloaded a 30 meg clip of her from

    clip description: Scarlett Johansson of Lost in Translation fame running up to a guy in a green sweater with her breasts bouncing around and then being taught how to stand and pose properly. She then relates a story about walking on the red carpet and having her breasts almost falling out of her white jacket giving us a good look at her cleavage before finally finding the dress she likes and wearing it to a premiere from Vogue Fashion Superstars.


    #6 | Comment by Justin — January 25, 2004 @ 10:07 pm

  7. maher’s looking at some jail time.

    #7 | Comment by Jeff — January 25, 2004 @ 10:19 pm

  8. Nnow this is what fubar is all about
    mandy moore has mere mmm

    #8 | Comment by Josh — January 25, 2004 @ 10:20 pm

  9. Mandy is legal isn’t she? If not, I need a shower…

    #9 | Comment by bligityblah — January 25, 2004 @ 11:54 pm

  10. er.. yeah, nevermind. it was funny in my head.

    #10 | Comment by Jeff — January 26, 2004 @ 1:04 am

  11. Care to share what the other voices are telling you?

    #11 | Comment by DarckkorioN — January 26, 2004 @ 2:05 am

  12. Is it just me, or is there a little see-thru action on that fourth pic of Scarlett?

    Of course, it could just be my imagination.

    I’m convinced though that I will someday marry Scarlett. She’s an "old soul", just like me. "Old soul" meaning acting much older than your age. A few years ago she was described as "30 going on 13", cause she was 13 but her personality made her seem much older. Yep, me and Scarlett. Two "old souls".
    Wait. What am I doing here?

    #12 | Comment by cf — January 26, 2004 @ 2:11 am

  13. Reason #523 you (still) need to see ‘Lost in Translation’:

    The movie opens on a shot of Scarlett Johanssen’s ass in see-thru underwear, and she wears see-thru underwear throughout the movie.

    #13 | Comment by bill — January 26, 2004 @ 3:42 am

  14. mandy moore is 19

    and theres some good pictures of Scarlett Johanssen at the Golden Globes on IMDB…im too lazy to find the links right now

    #14 | Comment by Derek — January 26, 2004 @ 5:57 am

  15. whoa – Scarlett Johanssen at the globes!!

    #15 | Comment by NGEddie — January 26, 2004 @ 10:56 am

  16. OK – that doesn’t work – so you’ll have to go here and scroll down to
    Biggest tits of the night
    half way down

    #16 | Comment by NGEddie — January 26, 2004 @ 10:58 am

  17. It worked if you copied and pasted it into a new browser. Who agrees with me that the whole ‘referrals’ thing is the worst invention ever?

    #17 | Comment by DarckkorioN — January 26, 2004 @ 11:23 am

  18. I decided I wanted to add more to that sentence after I clicked.

    …worst invention ever for regular web surfers, but one of the better inventions for webmasters?

    #18 | Comment by DarckkorioN — January 26, 2004 @ 11:24 am

  19. isn’t she like 22?

    #19 | Comment by vhw — January 26, 2004 @ 12:43 pm

  20. Scarlett has some big tit tay’s

    #20 | Comment by Will — January 27, 2004 @ 1:32 am

  21. damn…those tits are big…

    #21 | Comment by gino — January 27, 2004 @ 9:00 am

  22. As young actresses go I’d much rather see Scarlett Johanson, who has talent and i killer bod then that skanky brittany murphy chick.she looks like she got outa rehab then made a movie. total skank.

    #22 | Comment by azluig — January 27, 2004 @ 7:59 pm

  23. hey JUSTIN!

    can you put that clip you downloaded somewhere .. i just saw ‘Lost in Translation’ .. man.. she is THE bom.. so anyway ..PLEEAASS put that clip on some public server

    P.S mail me if you can find one

    #23 | Comment by NiTRO — April 14, 2004 @ 7:08 pm

  24. Wow, Scarlett was named sexiest woman by Esquier? She is pretty hot, but I think more in an average way.

    #24 | Comment by mr skin — October 14, 2006 @ 1:23 pm

  25. Damn those are some BIG Titties
    I don’t care how old Scarlette and/or Mady is I Still Want them both So Badly!!!

    #25 | Comment by Anthony — October 14, 2006 @ 8:36 pm

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