Site news and stuff

Well, thanks to Janet Jackson’s boobie, this site used up like 20 gigs of bandwidth in two days. Which is BAD! But the GOOD news is that i have more bandwidth to burn each month. I now have 100 gigs of bandwidth instead of just 50 per month. So yeah, unless something really big happens again this February, something of Janet Jackson or Paris Hilton proportions, i think we should be able to get by without the site dying between now and March.

Anyhow, take a look at this:

Damn! You know, i remember being impressed about the fact that i had over 300 people on the site at the same time a coupla weeks ago but shit, 1397 at the same time? That’s crazy! Again, it wouldn’t have been possible without the help of Janet Jackson’s boob. So i thank you Janet’s boob, for bringing so many people to my site.

I normally get about 5000 people visiting the site everyday. But at the peak of the SuperBoob incident, i had 81811 people hit up this site and i ended up with 190817 hits for that day. That’s the most i’ve EVER gotten. Janet’s boob got Paris Hilton and Libby Hoeler beat.

I had so much traffic in the days following the SuperBoob incident that it actually overloaded the server and killed my cgi-bin on certain occasions. But the worst is over and things are getting back to normal now.

So i’m guessing quite a number of you are probably new to the site and are probably a bit confused as to what the hell is going on around here so let me just fill you in a bit.

I always wonder what people must be thinking when they first stumble onto this site. I mean, first you got your teenage girls all lined up at the top of the site. Then of course, you find out that there are X number of PEDOPHILES on the site right now and you’re probably thinking THIS SITE IS SICK! It also doesn’t help that it says ‘OMG MASTURBATORY HEAVEN’ in the title.

So if you’re not already running away in horror, let me just tell you all that the whole pedo thing; it’s just a running joke that’s been going on for quite a while now on the site.

Yeah, the problem with running jokes like that is that i have to explain everything to newbies. You have no idea how many IMs and e-mails i get asking what the hell is up with all those underage actresses up top.

I also have a REALLY hard time telling people that i know in real life about my site. Like for example, there’s this really nice chick, Meghan, who’s in my News & Public Affairs class who talks to me every now and then and this one day, we somehow got around to talking about how i had a website. And of course, i reluctantly had to tell her the URL (and warn her that i post really stupid stuff on there). This matters because in real life, i’m almost completely the total opposite of what i seem to be like online. Yeah, i wouldn’t want her to think like i’m some sort of deviant or something. Ha ha ha…

But anyway, instead of telling you what to expect from this site, i think it’s better if i let other people have their say about it. Here’s a bunch of comments that’ve been made by some of the fubar regulars. Testimonials if you may.

And with that, i bring you:


This first one is probably my favorite:

DaRkSuPeRMaN3666: people who just stumble onto your site are probably scared of you
DaRkSuPeRMaN3666: I told someone that your site is funny, but if they just go to it and haven’t ever read it before, you’d seem weird and creepy
DaRkSuPeRMaN3666: like a mix between Richard Simmons, Hannibal Lector, and the creepy middle school math teacher who hits on his female students

mC tRip 21: Your site is kind of like.. If I took a shit.. pissed all over it ripped out a zoomed in picture of different female celebritys faces and breasts and wrote with a pencil what I thought about them and then threw it all in a blender
mC tRip 21: For some weird reason.. It appeals to me

  • I just have to say your site fucking rocks and it’s a testament to the online geek phenomena.Grant
  • I’ve been hanging around this site for about a year now. Probably found it looking for avril lavigne porn shit. I’m just a regular horny teen looking for free porn and luckely theres always some here.Ikke
  • I’m not interested in the shitty, white, trailor trash porn Justin posts on the site. I enjoy reading the content, not looking at the fugly pictures.ASL
  • Free porn is not the only reason i have stuck around to check this site everyday (although it plays a LARGE role), i like reading all that gets posted.blinkaddict720
  • Justin always seems to post the pics im looking for and the coments people post are quite funny and interesting.Wraith
  • This place is more fun than a whole barrel of ebola infected monkeys!TrickMS
  • I don’t have any idea how I found the spot. Probably surfing for Ann Curry Porn, or something about crusty undies. Anyways, I like the chit-chat, and it’s like following an internet soap-opera with porn included.cust71
  • You know what made me keep coming back??? The pores man!! lol Hi-Res rocks.Sammy Boy
  • I’ve been looking at this site for probably close to a year now. I believe i saw it linked on another blog. I dunno, i’m here for the titties and the content about equally. Ok, maybe here a little more for the titties.the brain
  • Dunno how I got here prolly looking for some porn… I keep coming back though hoping to find more pictures of Stal… she’s cute!!!WP
  • Justin makes me chuckle. Bubba used to flame my ass and call me gay, but now he’s too much of a douche to comment. I worship Thess and Eve. I don’t know Liz, but I might worship her too some day. I’m not a pedophile, like everyone else.Grud
  • Justin thinks that I am stalking him…. but that’s just him over-reacting to a few voodoo dolls and a small altar I have devoted to him.Amy
  • I was told of this site a year or so ago because of some porn…hehe..and stuck around ever since cause of all the witty banter and posts.bambam
  • Ahhhh, Avril… that brings me back to the day I first came across f.u.b.a.r. I was searching for Avril’s breasts on the internet and came closest when I stumbled into J-man’s little mess (loads of Avril and breasts, though not Avril’s breasts). Man, at first I even thought it was Avril’s own site! Then I read what was going on and was hooked.Dr.Eintstein

    So stick around if you’re new or if you’re just passing by. You might grow to like this site.

    5000+ visitors a day can’t be wrong!

  • 42 thoughts on “Site news and stuff

    1. I love you justin.

      ps, Im not gay

      #1 | Comment by radish01001 — February 6, 2004 @ 8:19 pm

    2. yes you are

      #2 | Comment by bligityblah — February 6, 2004 @ 8:21 pm

    3. Man, after the whole Boy Meets World thing blew over, I thought I’d never find happiness again. But then I stumbled upon this website and all my worries just drifted away. This website might be just the thing to help me get over Danielle Fishel! I never liked crying on Rider Strong’s shoulder anyway…

      #3 | Comment by Ben Savage — February 6, 2004 @ 8:52 pm

    4. Justin, your site truly rules, on a totaly different level than other sites and their ruleability. I think I keep coming back to figure out why it’s so cool… and as long as I do keep coming back, I hope I never find out.

      #4 | Comment by Dex — February 6, 2004 @ 9:01 pm

    5. Ben… Savage… ??? And I thought it was so fucking retarded when Bubba decided to start posting as Ben Affleck. I mean, of all people, Ben fucking Savage… I mean, shit, I’d have at least gone with Fred Savage, because Fred at least got to shag Winnie Cooper, who didn’t blimp out toward the end of Wonder Years like Topanga did on Boy Meets World. Nor did Fred Savage ever sell his soul to Disney, and thus he would be mandated to do an episode in Disney World (as all ABC sitcoms were contractually obliged to do in the 90’s).

      … Then again, Fred Savage was also in The Wizard, and Little Monsters. Now, you’re entitled to your opinion, and you might like those movies, but that doesn’t make your opinion any less wrong, and -in closing- the Savage Brothers are to television what the Bacon Brothers are to music.

      #5 | Comment by Umgawa — February 6, 2004 @ 9:12 pm

    6. long time lurker no time poster says congrats on hitting the internet "big time."

      #6 | Comment by rob g — February 6, 2004 @ 9:50 pm

    7. You fucker, Umgawa, how dare you give away my secret identity.

      Stupid Ben Savage and his white guy fro. How dare he be born with that hair…it’s insulting to my people.

      "Justin, your site truly rules, on a totaly different level than other sites and their ruleability. I think I keep coming back to figure out why it’s so cool… and as long as I do keep coming back, I hope I never find out.

      Posted by Dex – 9:01pm February 6, 2004"

      Hahahhaa, that last part is awesome. I’m not sure if it makes sense or not, but that’s a good thing…I guess. *gives thumb of approval*

      #7 | Comment by Bubba — February 6, 2004 @ 10:54 pm

    8. Just want to say welcome to all the newbies that found this place looking for JJ’s tit…hope you’ll stick around, if not for the content that is posted, at least for the free porn!

      #8 | Comment by blinkaddict720 — February 6, 2004 @ 11:04 pm

    9. Whenever I think my page is doing alright, I head over here to be humbled. I’m averaging 1300 people a day. Justin does 1300 people at a time.

      Feel free to take that last sentence out of context.

      #9 | Comment by Kei — February 6, 2004 @ 11:47 pm

    10. 1397.


      #10 | Comment by ASL — February 7, 2004 @ 1:27 am

    11. Thanks bubba :oD

      #11 | Comment by Dex — February 7, 2004 @ 1:54 am

    12. Wow.. 1397. Justin, I’m gonna take a shot for every person on your site right now, which is exactly 79. If I’m dead tomorrow, it’s your fault for being so popular and cool (arn’t those the same thing?)

      #12 | Comment by Dex — February 7, 2004 @ 1:56 am

    13. i dont recall saying but whatever…

      #13 | Comment by Wraith A.K.A The Dark One — February 7, 2004 @ 2:40 am


      Who knows maybe you people might know me by now (im the one who really doesnt give a fuck about grammar) well anyways the names Wraith and i found this site looking for the chicks from real world las vegas pics and i stuck around cause Justin always seems to post the pics im looking for and the coments people post are quite funny and interesting. well thats about all keep up the good work justin you do horny teens across the world a big favor!
      Posted by Wraith – 6:54am November 11, 2003

      You lose bub

      #14 | Comment by Say what? — February 7, 2004 @ 2:51 am

    15. I’m a long time visitor who’s been too lazy to ever comment until just last entry, ’cause I suck like that. Congrats about the record high. This comment was lame and I apologise. Congrats.

      #15 | Comment by Harrison — February 7, 2004 @ 2:54 am

    16. Hehe. I forgot I had said that about the voodoo dolls and altar. Way to take a quote out of context.

      You’re such a fucking egotist, I swear. You’re worthy of love, Justin… it’ll all be okay, I promise. 😉

      #16 | Comment by Amy — February 7, 2004 @ 3:00 am

    17. Are we supposed to kiss Justin’s ass here?

      #17 | Comment by Messenjah — February 7, 2004 @ 3:02 am

    18. I’m pretty sure Justin’s got his own ass-kissing covered in this post.

      #18 | Comment by Amy — February 7, 2004 @ 3:08 am

    19. you rawk justin

      #19 | Comment by Josh — February 7, 2004 @ 3:24 am

    20. I want to hump Fred Savage.

      #20 | Comment by pangwinking — February 7, 2004 @ 4:26 am

    21. ooh forgot about that comment also! but I’m still right about stal though!

      #21 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — February 7, 2004 @ 6:51 am

    22. indeed.

      I found this site through a friendish thing.

      continue amuzimg me humans of the internet clan.

      #22 | Comment by kinkiekitten — February 7, 2004 @ 7:32 am

    23. This site is good times. Yup … good times like eating a sammich. Mmm … sammich. Damn, I’m hungry now. Curse you and your sammich-like goodness!

      #23 | Comment by JustSumDude — February 7, 2004 @ 7:43 am

    24. You have an absolutely awesome weblog! Got here through a link from another blog. Great main page too, especially the row of stars up there! I would love to have you linked to my page. Is that ok? Drop by for a look.

      #24 | Comment by Di-Lun — February 7, 2004 @ 11:04 am

    25. It’s like finding out that your favorite band has gone mainstream, even though they really haven’t changed. Still, something doesn’t seem right…Nope, it’s just me. I had a massive titty in my eye.

      #25 | Comment by cust71 — February 7, 2004 @ 11:07 am

    26. i think i thought i saw you cry.

      #26 | Comment by ryan — February 7, 2004 @ 11:17 am

    27. Justin does 1300 people at a time.

      omg!!! justin you’re truly my hero =D

      … what? he asked for it!

      #27 | Comment by vhw — February 7, 2004 @ 12:17 pm

    28. Whenever someone wrote 1397 I keept reading legt? What the hell does that mean? Is it an even more cracked up ‘leet’? What’s the world coming to!? But then I realized that I am just stupid.

      #28 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 7, 2004 @ 1:26 pm

    29. Well read the post!

      #29 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — February 7, 2004 @ 2:53 pm

    30. I [i]did[/i] read the post. That’s why I’m stupid.

      #30 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 7, 2004 @ 5:19 pm

    31. moving up the net chain

      #31 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — February 7, 2004 @ 6:22 pm

    32. off the topic but must be said….heres one thought to every women who has every lived. before you get on the couch and start making out,before you stick your hands in someones pants and get all hot and bothered.fucking tell the guy at the door your on your fucking peiod. thanks

      #32 | Comment by azluigi — February 7, 2004 @ 7:12 pm

    33. i dont "lose" i just have a bad short term memory for my over usage of marijuanna

      #33 | Comment by Wraith — February 7, 2004 @ 7:33 pm

    34. azluigi,
      Nice double comment, or do the forums not count?

      #34 | Comment by bligityblah — February 7, 2004 @ 7:54 pm

    35. To be honest with you, Umgawa, I actually DISLIKE my older brother Fred. I don’t like to be associated with him. He always got the better roles in acting. And besides, I suggested that he didn’t take that starring role in The Wizard, but did that idiot listen to me? No! He ended up forcing me to star in Little Monsters with him! If I hadn’t been in Little Monsters, my career would have skyrocketed above his, and now I’m relegated to becoming a regular on this site in hopes of getting noticed by a big movie producer. But I guess that won’t work either because Justin is actually more famous than I ever was… And it’s all thanks to my jackass brother Fred. I HATE YOU FRED!!

      #35 | Comment by Ben Savage — February 7, 2004 @ 8:29 pm

    36. What’s up with
      Why suspended? I didn’t download and now I am crying, all my precious access to porn. NOOOOOOOOO! WHY GOD WHY!

      #36 | Comment by Dane — February 7, 2004 @ 9:44 pm

    37. does anyone have any good pics of that winnie chick? Now that would make this inane banter worth reading.

      Ben Savage sucks. Fred Savage was funny as the stoned out druggie in the movie "the rules of attraction".

      Nuff said…..i blame my speaking on the drugs and peer pressure.

      #37 | Comment by kvl — February 8, 2004 @ 1:17 am

    38. I’d blow sunshine up your ass about how good your site is, but it ain’t really my style. Besides, I vote with my mouse.

      #38 | Comment by Brass — February 8, 2004 @ 5:20 pm

    39. Your site is the shit!!! I’m a college student and I make sure i visit at least 3 times a week. I dont want to miss out on anything!!! Kepp up the good work, i’m looking foward to some more hot yougins soon. Also… I am in college in NYC, if im going to try and find Scarlett Johansen at SUNY purchase.

      #39 | Comment by Nevets1106 — February 9, 2004 @ 6:37 pm

    40. I really did think this was Avril’s site when I first came upon it *wipes off monitor screen* I distinctly remember thinking, "wow, Avril is so cool, she thinks just like me… a boob-obsessed dude!" Then I was like, "oh, it IS some boob-obsessed dude."

      Whatever. Just keep it comming.

      #40 | Comment by dr.einstein — February 9, 2004 @ 11:14 pm

    41. dammit! wheres the naked bitches. evrything is to complicated but fuck it !

      #41 | Comment by fucker — February 16, 2004 @ 3:23 am

    42. shit! im horny! fuck me hoe! fuck me! suck my clit and lick the juice. if you do i’ll call it truce. its long and hard and drags on the floor. its so big it could scare me…………a horror

      #42 | Comment by bawb — February 16, 2004 @ 3:27 am

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