Mr. Bligs showed me this article the other day. Hehe. It’s been a while since we last heard from Avril. Check it out:
Are you tired of such been-there, done-that femme feuds as Christina vs. Britney, Pink vs. Christina, and Christina vs. Kelly? Well, the latest would-be pop diva rivalry smells a lot like tween spirit. Self-styled rock rebel Avril Lavigne, 19, is taking aim at squeaky clean Hilary Duff, 16, who allegedly said last September that Avril was “mean-spirited” towards admirers emulating her necktie-and-tank-top style.
“I read that I was supposedly mad at my fans for dressing like me,” Avril gripes to Newsweek (yes, Newsweek). “They quoted Hilary Duff as saying, ‘Avril needs to appreciate her fans more and blah, blah, blah.’ I’m like, excuse me? First off, it’s not even true. I never said that. And second, who the hell cares what she has to say about my fans? Whatever. Hilary Duff’s such a goody-goody, such a mommy’s girl.”
The “Complicated” pseudo punker, who’s out promoting “Under My Skin,” the follow-up to her blockbuster debut, “Let Go,” admits she’s never met the “Lizzie Maguire” starlet, who is currently feuding with fellow teen queen Lindsay Lohan (the bad blood began after both dated non-threatening pop pin-up Aaron Carter).
“But I’m sure she’s really nice and really sweet,” Lavigne sarcastically tells the magazine. “I’m sure she’s all smiles.” So far, the goody-goody mommy’s girl, er, Hilary, hasn’t responded to Avril’s jibes, most likely because she’s been working overtime stumping for her new fashion line, Stuff by Hilary Duff, which can be found at Target and the Canadian retailer HBC.
“I don’t dress for boys. I dress to feel cool and confident,” Hilary tells the Toronto Star. “Looking good and being trendy shouldn’t mean showing a lot of skin, either.” Coincidentally (we think), one of the items found in Duff’s line is a tank top with a picture of necktie on it.
Avril kicks ass. Can’t wait for her next album! I’m with you Avril! I’m with youuuu!
Avril Lavigne. She invented punk you know.
Speaking of Avril, Jesus (yes, Jesus) posted this up in the comments of the Jennifer Garner nipple post:
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Justin. I read this in the Rant and Rave section in today’s Criagslist NYC. You probably dont check the msg board at this point but this girl says that she looks like Avril Lavigne (your favorite slut). Email her and try to get her picture and post it here. Transcript:
fuck that avril beatch!
Reply to: anon-26765867@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-03-18, 1:30PM EST
fuck avril levign or how ever the fuck you spell her name! I am sick of ppl telling me I look like her !!!!!!!!!!I dont’t fucking look like her!! I dont cake on eyemake up and I’m not 16 I’m 22 soon to be 23 for gods sake!!! fuck that little bitch she’s ruined my life!!
Her email is at:
anon-26765867@craigslist.org
it’s an anonymous email address CL uses to protect all posters, so email away! good luck.
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I once posted about an Avril lookalike who e-mailed me (with pics!). I’m gonna e-mail this other chick and see if i can get her to send a pic or something. Good luck to me!
And speaking of e-mail:
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: interesting…
From: “Bryan Harris”
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 15:37:31 -0800
So I’m watching SportsCenter last night and they made a point to mention that Andy Roddick and Mandy Moore are no longer an item. Seems kind of coincidental that this would happen not long after you revealed that pic of him checking the firmness of her melons, eh?
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Poor Roddick =(
I guess i don’t want to be him anymore..
Anyhow, i leave you with this e-mail:
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: New Hi-Res Scarlett Pics
From: “Justin Gaynor”
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 19:22:19 -0000
Hey There,
I got these pics and I have to share them. I think they’re the hottest Scarlett pics yet, they’re from some French magazine. Feel free to post the link.
http://www.justingaynor.com/scarlett/
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HOTTT (with three t’s)
I actually haven’t seen any of these pics so they’re new to me. Damn, Scarlett’s got like, the most perfectest breasts evarrr. I want to touch.
Somebody should invent a 3D computer screen. Make those puppies pop out of the screen. Or make some holographic projector thingy like in The Sixth Day or Minority Report. Imagine the possibilities!
UPDATE:
Sweet! I got a response from the supposed Avril lookalike. Judge for yourselves:
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: RE: your avril post
From: “Nina Palucci”
Date: Fri, 19 Mar 2004 16:06:13 +0000
if you want to see me go to www.thecorpse.com i should be on the main page and there is a nina fan club to somewhere in the thecorpse archives with a ton of pics of me….like i said I DON’t LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HER so I don’t understand why ppl say i do you will see to… I don’t look like her but I have had at least 10 ppl tell me so
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What do you guys think? (try to ignore her nipple and actually look at her face)
UPDATE:
Proof that i scooped most other bigger sites with my Jennifer Garner nipple post (posted on the 16th).
Note the dates on these other sites:
From whatevs.org –
Posted on the 18th. Link also points to my hosted file.
From fleshbot.com –
Posted on the 18th. After whatevs.org posted his link. After i posted mine! A winnar is fubar!
ps: whatevs.org also got his mandy moore grabbed pic from me (note the identical filenames). mine posted on the 11th, his on the 16th. heahehhahehahehaheheaha. okay, enough gloating.
Whatever!, "Avril Lavigne. She invented punk you know." I think not, I would have to atribute that to the Ramones! may they rest in peace.
#1 | Comment by captainbomb — March 19, 2004 @ 11:01 am
Everyone knows that the Ramones copied Avril, how can dead people invent something…pfft!
Scarlett is actually waiting for me in those pictures. We did it like monkeys!
#2 | Comment by bligityblah — March 19, 2004 @ 11:15 am
justin gaynor?
#3 | Comment by bud — March 19, 2004 @ 11:17 am
nerds away man!!! nerds away!!!
#4 | Comment by Justin — March 19, 2004 @ 11:19 am
I just woke up…you can’t expect me to be on top of my game when I’m thinking about being on top of scarlett, all while being drowzy!!!
Nerds Away!!!
#5 | Comment by bligityblah — March 19, 2004 @ 11:29 am
honest to god, what the hell is with the "nerds away" thing? People keep doing it and it makes no sense.
oy yeah the ramones didn’t invent punk, they were just on of the first punk bands to become popular. There were alot of other bands before them though.
And avril is hot. So crazy wicked hot. Apparently there are bikini pics of her, but i can only find one of them. help anyone?
#6 | Comment by kvl — March 19, 2004 @ 12:05 pm
i had a bunch of bikini pics of her posted last year. this link is somewhere in that post.
#7 | Comment by Justin — March 19, 2004 @ 12:16 pm
kvl:
Dude, if you don’t know…we’re not going to tell you!
#8 | Comment by bligityblah — March 19, 2004 @ 12:28 pm
Nina is cute though
here is the archive she’s talking about
http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1850&st=20
#9 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — March 19, 2004 @ 12:34 pm
Dare I say it? Nina does not look like Avril … she’s hotter.
#10 | Comment by Kintrall — March 19, 2004 @ 1:25 pm
My friend used to look like Avril, but not anymore…
Avril is hot…BUT
I was almost 100% sure Avril had said before that she didn’t like people copying her…with the tie thing, easily the dumbest fad in years next to trucker hats.
I am not defending Duff, because I think she sucks to be starting feuds all the time with people, but Avril loves to throw around the insults.
My girlfriend’s friend saw her on the subway once, and I’m not sure what she said to her, but Avril responded by calling her a "poseur"…
Avril is as punk as a bowl of sugar.
#11 | Comment by Greg — March 19, 2004 @ 1:53 pm
Holy Crap!!!
I thought I was reading Young Miss, or Seventeen, or Tiger Beat….or some such shit.
#12 | Comment by grud — March 19, 2004 @ 2:19 pm
those magazines rule!
#13 | Comment by Justin — March 19, 2004 @ 2:25 pm
That girl is on drugs (the nina chick) she looks nothing like Avril (but all hail the nip!). She needs some glasses or something. The first girl was a look-a-like. Anyways, everyone is such an Avril hater. Admit it, if you had the chance you’d screw the bitch too. Hell, I’d even marry her just to divorce her so I could get half of her money.
#14 | Comment by tsl141 — March 19, 2004 @ 2:28 pm
I retract my statement above, she said she didn’t look anything like Avril, I agree. The people that say she does are on drugs and need glasses.
#15 | Comment by tsl141 — March 19, 2004 @ 2:34 pm
That "the corpse" forum is fucked up. I saw at least 4 refrences to "fuck n*ggers" and something about anal lubirication.. whoever this Nina chick is, she’s got some fucked up friends with a really strange sense of humor.
#16 | Comment by Dex — March 19, 2004 @ 2:44 pm
…Thats not as bad as LUE…
#17 | Comment by Greg — March 19, 2004 @ 2:48 pm
OMG! Justin, I had forgotten about that post!!
Hee, Hee!
#18 | Comment by grud — March 19, 2004 @ 2:51 pm
She looks more like Jessica Biel than Avril Lavigne.
#19 | Comment by Smartass — March 19, 2004 @ 2:53 pm
attention mandy moore, please date me, i won’t grab your boobs in public.
#20 | Comment by mr junky — March 19, 2004 @ 3:59 pm
yeah, jessica biel with a little J-Love Hewitt sickness on the alarming main page photo.
#21 | Comment by q — March 19, 2004 @ 4:06 pm
okay. the girl isn’t hot. she does not look like avril lavigne. and that website is one of thoe most retarded things i’ve ever seen. white people who wish they were black. how sad.
then again… i watched reign of fire last night, so my eyes may still be scarred from that crapfest. maybe she is hot, who knows? i’ll have to check again after my full recovery. the doc said 4-6 weeks.
#22 | Comment by jason — March 19, 2004 @ 4:07 pm
The first Avril lookalike, Em, could make some serious cash in porn for the time being. Anal Lavigne anyone? This is of course once she turns eighteen, and has fundamentalist parents or sketchy uncle.
In a few years:
Jenna Jameson – Hilary Muff
Gauge – Amanda Hyndes
#23 | Comment by __-__ — March 19, 2004 @ 5:51 pm
I love fleshbot because I love jonno. But I love you more. 🙂
#24 | Comment by stacia — March 19, 2004 @ 6:00 pm
avril levigne doesnt write her own lyrics or music, so she cant be taken seriously, shes just as bad as those boy bands that dont write their music
#25 | Comment by random person — March 19, 2004 @ 7:05 pm
AVRIL DOES WRITE HER OWN STUFF, YOU STUPID RANDOM PERSON!
#26 | Comment by stacia — March 19, 2004 @ 8:11 pm
JUSTin, YOU PUT fleshbot.org on the first link… nOOOOO. it’s dot com!
#27 | Comment by stacia — March 19, 2004 @ 8:12 pm
fixed!
oh and everybody, please watch wonderfalls tonight.
#28 | Comment by Justin — March 19, 2004 @ 8:23 pm
avril can write swahili limericks in alphabet soup for all i care. i want to put my weiner in her vagina.
#29 | Comment by scentless — March 19, 2004 @ 8:23 pm
A right decent Scarlett pic update was well overdue.
Boners ahoy!
#30 | Comment by Doctor Doom — March 19, 2004 @ 10:09 pm
wonderfalls!
#31 | Comment by stacia — March 19, 2004 @ 10:14 pm
nina is so HOT. that nipple pic is unbelievable.
#32 | Comment by ripcord — March 19, 2004 @ 10:39 pm
what nipple pic, i didnt see no nipple pic
#33 | Comment by mojo — March 19, 2004 @ 10:56 pm
sad
#34 | Comment by dek0nstruc — March 20, 2004 @ 1:05 am
I hear Andy Roddick is going to be a homosexual for about a year….
Scarlett Johansson is kind of hot, but she has Man-Hands, ever check out her Man-Hands before? …Man-Hands.
Mandy Moore looks like she has Body Odor and Avril Lavigne, in fact, has Body Odor.
#35 | Comment by Ex — March 20, 2004 @ 1:09 am
i wanna do the girl on wonderfalls.
#36 | Comment by hedgie — March 20, 2004 @ 1:57 am
Avril is so punk…I’ll read the rest of this post later.
#37 | Comment by Bubba — March 20, 2004 @ 2:29 am
Justin is the KING of finding things first. Look back to the Feb. 25th archives of Bizzos.org and notice all three posts that day came from you. At least we linked and gave props though.
#38 | Comment by bigshow — March 20, 2004 @ 3:12 am
Porn! I want porn with lotsa boobies! Good boobies! And red heads ! Pleeeeeeze find me some!!!
#39 | Comment by kinkiekitten — March 20, 2004 @ 4:21 am
And I know what "nerds away" is all about. Because Im special. And I know things.
#40 | Comment by kinkiekitten — March 20, 2004 @ 4:22 am
glad to hear andy is on the market again… but he’s not going to find any better than mandy if he keeps looking in the teenie bop circuit. i think he neesd to date older women. not too much older… my age, actually.
and seriously justin, with the rubbing it in how cool you are compared to the "other" websites out there… honey, there is no need. we all know you are the greatest and most up to date nerd of them all.
#41 | Comment by lizzi — March 20, 2004 @ 12:03 pm
wtf??? i was hoping you’d be ranked 1st
#42 | Comment by vhw — March 20, 2004 @ 12:19 pm
And because you are a nerd yourself.
#43 | Comment by Dex — March 20, 2004 @ 12:20 pm
I love the Avril -can’t get enough of that shit. I even love the fact that she’s prolly a bitchy cunt who thinks she’s ALL ThAt. Whatever, man, she’s a total cutie and prolly sick of being treated like a cute little girl – thus the attitude and the hotttness.
But, Nina (or Nino or whatever) is in fact hotttter. I’ve made scientific measurements so don’t even try to fuckin disagree! I like the mix of celebs used so far to describe her and attempt to make her mortal. But we need to add a little Michelle Trachtenberg into the mix… see it?
And, Jason, I’d set your recovery to ahead a couple of weeks if you’d just stop masturbating so much! sheesh!!
-doc
#44 | Comment by dr.einstein — March 20, 2004 @ 3:50 pm
nina is hot but i agree with whoever said that website is so retarded.
#45 | Comment by whut — March 20, 2004 @ 8:20 pm
speaking of avril, does anyone know where i can get her new single "dont tell me"? it seems all versions on kazaa are leaked with that weird noise.. thanks.
#46 | Comment by johnny — March 21, 2004 @ 7:00 am
iTunes, you cheap ass.
#47 | Comment by Ex — March 21, 2004 @ 3:28 pm
big fan of your site. great stuff, yo. but just for the record, someone emailed me the Mandy Moore / Roddick photo he must’ve grabbed it from you. if i would’ve known it was here (or discovered it myself), i would’ve thrown a shout-out … i’m a fan of accreditation. anyway, keep up the great work!
#48 | Comment by Uncle Grambo — March 21, 2004 @ 7:42 pm
Yeah, see, The Ramones were the first punk band in the US (barring Iggy Pop, THe Velvet Underground, and New York Dolls as "pre-punk), but the first punk band in the UK was The Sex Pistols. They have two very different forms and both claim to have invented the style. This all happened around 1975-76, which would mean Avril’s only about thirty years behind inventing punk. Her music is definately not punk, but her style and the way she carries herself is. She is pretty hot for a "punk" girl, but I’d take Brody Armstrong (I dunno what her maiden name is/was) over Avril anyday, cause Brody is the kind of girl that you wouldnt be able to tell if she was gonna fuck you all night or beat the shit out of you. And although Gwen Stefani is more "skaterish" then "punk" she is still my sex goddess (fuck her stupid husband and his stupid band). ::sigh:: NERDS AWAY!!
#49 | Comment by KB — March 22, 2004 @ 12:13 pm