So..

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I am thoroughly convinced, without a doubt in my mind, that every girl in my college has a boyfriend. At least the ones that i find attractive anyway. Not that i’m thinking of going for any one of them but it’s just something that i notice every semester. All the girls that i consider to be hot, they’re never single. I beginning to think that there’s no such thing as a single hot girl. Hell, even the girls that i find to be average (not super hot and not super ugly either, but somewhere in between yet still pretty hot and/or cute) have boyfriends. How do i know this? Well, i don’t actually go up to them and ask them, but usually at some point in the semester, they tend mention the fact that they have a boyfriend as they’re telling whatever little anecdote that they have involving said boyfriend, whenever they have something to say in class in relation to the topic being discussed at hand. I’ve yet to find a boyfriendless hot girl in any of my classes this semester.

Let’s just say that hotness comes in 3 flavors: Ultra hot. Super hot. And average hot.

They’re a coupla girls in 3 of my classes this semester that fit into these 3 categories. Wish i had pictures to show you but alas, i don’t have any. But anyway.. first..

  • The ultra hotties.

    Forget about it. If i see anyone that i consider to be ultra hot, i don’t even entertain the possibility that they might be single. They NEVER are. So as a rule for myself, i never go for the ultra hotties. Besides, ultra hotties are the hardest kinds of girls to have as girlfriends. Especially if they’re hotter than you. If they know they’re hot, and you’re not, it gives them the very tempting choice of dumping your ass *just like that* and going for someone better. Girls like that, they blow (think Average Joe on NBC. hot chicks will always go for the hotter guys). Nevertheless, count yourself LUCKY if you’re able to keep one.

  • Super hotties.

    Same deal. They almost always have boyfriends. An example would be that Mandy Moore lookin’ chick in one of my classes that i mentioned about a month or two ago. I eventually found out that she has a boyfriend too. Which isn’t really surprising since she’s super hot. Super hot in a super cute and innocent Mandy Moore kind of way. As opposed to super hot in a sexy vixen Carmen Electra kind of way. Anyway, point is, she has a boyfriend which, again, isn’t surprising.

  • And then there’s the average hot chicks.

    Chicks that most guys would classify as a ‘last resort’ or a ‘second (or even third) choice’. The chicks that have tiny little flaws here and there but are still pretty hot and doable. There’s a couple of girls like that in my classes. And you’d think that they wouldn’t have boyfriends. But then one day this one average chick pipes up in class and mentions her boyfriend! And i was like “DAMN! She has a boyfriend?? Who would want to be with her?? (besides me of course)”.

    So yeah, the point is, no matter how high or how low i aim, whether or not i actually intend to make a move or not, almost every single girl that i would go for, they ALL have boyfriends. What’s up with that? Tell me i’m not the only one this happens to.

    Just something i noticed.

    I could elaborate more but i can’t. I’m not even supposed to be posting right now! I have a paper to write up that’s due tomorrow morning and i’m not even half done. Doh! Maybe y’all can pick up the discussion where i left off or something.

    • 86 thoughts on “So..”

    1. I’m really just doing this to stop all those stupid "first post" fuckers. No elitist victory this time.

      #1 | Comment by cf — March 24, 2004 @ 9:21 pm

    2. good job cf

      #2 | Comment by good job cf — March 24, 2004 @ 9:24 pm

    3. It’s because all the hot girls always have back up guys on reserve (whether the guys know it or not) just in case they find themselves single again. I’ve seen this system many, many times.

      #3 | Comment by Doug — March 24, 2004 @ 9:27 pm

    4. From now on Justin should just delete all the "first post" posts…that would solve that rather quickly. I’ve given up on girls for the last little bit, after my last ordeal that was in no way her fault I’ve realized all girls are essentially the same. How’s that song go?: "Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money…" or something. Hotness of the guy has very little to do with it as money makes people hot by proxy.

      #4 | Comment by bligityblah — March 24, 2004 @ 9:31 pm

    5. Behind every hot chic is a boyfriend that is tired of fucking her.

      #5 | Comment by Tommy Vercetti — March 24, 2004 @ 9:32 pm

    6. Oh no doubt Justin. I see it all the time. It’s REALLY crazy that you see it in places where there are more girls than guys on campus! How the hell does that work out? Perhaps my claculus is that fuzzy…

      I feel like a buzzard sometimes, hovering around hot girls wondering when they’re going to break up with their boyfriends – and … well that’s when they get restraining orders on me (:O\

      #6 | Comment by j.jingles — March 24, 2004 @ 9:39 pm

    7. It might be just me, but it seems like most people are getting the first post in and mentioning how they’re doing it so someone else can’t say first post… "I’m really just doing this to stop all those stupid "first post" fuckers" "yesss…i an able to take this space away from someone who would say ‘yeah first comment’….swwweeet" "Oh and this’ll piss off all you little "1st Post twats"…

      #7 | Comment by Mr. Skip — March 24, 2004 @ 9:45 pm

    8. My two cents: Recently this Uber Hottie that I know broke up with her boyfriend. I was talking to her in class and found out that at least 4 guys have already called to ask her out on a date. So Justin I think what you are witnessing is the fact that no hot girl has to go longer than a week without a boyfriend unless they choose not to have one. So from your perspective it looks as if they are always taken. You just need to be up in there as soon as current BF gets the boot and hope that you are the one she picks next.

      In the time being…. here’s a lil’ sumptin sumptin for the ol’ spank bank. It turns out Canada is worthwhile after all.

      http://e-pauly.com/gallery/cgka/index.php

      #8 | Comment by AK — March 24, 2004 @ 9:52 pm

    9. Hey, im new, just found the site recently, very nice. I think it’s far better dating the average hot chicks because you dont spend all your time with her wondering when she’s going to dump you like you would with the super hot chicks. It’s more fun spending time with someone you know isn’t going to ditch you any second because she finds someone hotter than you.

      P.S. – Justin, i sent you a couple emails id like you to check out, i know you probably get like 100,000 a day but my email adress is JackBlack149@hotmail.com Thanks

      #9 | Comment by JackBlack — March 24, 2004 @ 10:02 pm

    10. Justin, Its your job to convince them to dump their boyfriends. No girl ever wants to be single for any period of time, you just need to be there when its time for them to jump from one to the next.

      #10 | Comment by pg — March 24, 2004 @ 10:41 pm

    11. the only option is to make yourself desireable to the hot chicks; ie get toned, get a hot ride, make more money, etc. hey its a capitolist society, so if you want the pop princess looking, hottest girl on campus type, you gotta pay the price.

      example of hot chicks that are never single. i gaurantee…
      http://www.page3.com/

      #11 | Comment by EntertheSandman — March 24, 2004 @ 11:05 pm

    12. Someone ask for more Kate?

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      http://www.bhgalleries.com/galleries/almost-nude-teen/b.html
      http://www.bhgalleries.com/galleries/teen-smoking/b.html
      http://www.bhgalleries.com/galleries/bad-teen-girl/b.html
      http://www.bhgalleries.com/galleries/canadian-teen/b.html
      http://collegefuckers.com/galleries/1frg/
      http://collegedrunks.com/galleries/6yui/
      http://collegedrunks.com/galleries/nswr/
      http://collegedrunks.com/galleries/4ads/
      http://www.bhgalleries.com/galleries/naked-kate/b.html

      #12 | Comment by AK — March 24, 2004 @ 11:15 pm

    13. she’s boring

      #13 | Comment by johnny 5 — March 24, 2004 @ 11:20 pm

    14. It seems obvious to me why super hot girls always have boyfriends. Cause they’re super hot! There are like 20 guys waiting just like you and me, for that relationship to end so they can jump in. And I have noticed that all my crushes have boyfriends too. And not just the super-hot ones either, they regular girls I have crushes on also already have men. (My senior year, the school I attended had a 4 to 1, female to male ratio. Still all the girls I liked already had men)

      #14 | Comment by grey_fox24 — March 24, 2004 @ 11:29 pm

    15. Happy,Happy,Happy! Joy,Joy,Joy! enough katie to keep me um…happy.

      #15 | Comment by St.Anger — March 24, 2004 @ 11:43 pm

    16. Justin, just give half a dozen of the Super Hotties your name and number, when they eventually end it with thier current fuck buddy they’ll come running to j00 .. works for me 😛

      #16 | Comment by Josh — March 25, 2004 @ 1:02 am

    17. "How do you increase your odds of being Mr. Next?

      All depends on the girl…

      best bet is to be yourself, but you must let yourself be known."

      Nah, that doesn’t work. Not that I’m really Mr. Know-it-all or anything.
      But I’m myself all the time and it seems to weird people out. It seems to turn girls off in actuality.
      Any guy I’ve ever known that gets hot chicks is usually covering up a bit, and have a huge ego (and are likely to fuck around behind a girl’s back, even).
      None of those stereotypical suggestions work really. Being yourself gets you nowhere socially. Also, girls don’t dig "guys in bands" either. I’ve been in bands for years now and girls aren’t into it because I’m not playing "cool" music. Back in highschool, the band I was in at the time played at our school talent show a couple times and people were into us and said we kicked ass, but girls weren’t even flirting with me after it. Perhaps screaming "Die!!!" at the crowd during the song didn’t help.
      Basically what I’m saying here is that you either have to be really lucky or sell yourself out a little bit to get some wicked hot chicks.

      But yeah… it really does seem like every hot girl has a boyfriend. Even hog ugly chicks in my classes talk about their boyfriends. I can’t even fathom what kind of male would date these girls, but whatever. It’s probably some poor bastard that finally gave up because they noticed they’ll never get their hands on the hot ones.
      Girls really do like to announce it too. Maybe it’s like some sort of test, and the alpha male always ignores the fact that they supposedly have a boyfriend already and when they are persued by the alpha male it makes them feel that much better and they know that this is the "perfect mate".
      Girls are confusing…

      #17 | Comment by DoctorDoom — March 25, 2004 @ 1:29 am

    18. I think I’ll go gay…

      #18 | Comment by DoctorDoom — March 25, 2004 @ 2:07 am

    19. All the "extreme hotties" in my college are sluts with STDs. My school has a super hi STD rate.

      #19 | Comment by The Dude — March 25, 2004 @ 2:10 am

    20. Travis, you’re an asshole for that.

      #20 | Comment by the REAL DoctorDoom that posted first — March 25, 2004 @ 2:11 am

    21. I know…

      #21 | Comment by DarckkorioN — March 25, 2004 @ 2:12 am

    22. I think DoctorDoom is the wisest person here.

      #22 | Comment by h3 — March 25, 2004 @ 3:20 am

    23. haha
      *takes a bow*
      Thanks h3.

      #23 | Comment by DoctorDoom — March 25, 2004 @ 3:34 am

    24. Stacey Dash is 38?

      #24 | Comment by bah — March 25, 2004 @ 3:57 am

    25. It’s like this…ultra and super hotties will always have a waiting list of guy "friends" hanging around them. That’s just a fact I’ve always noticed. When the inevitable happens – breaking up w/ current boyfriend – who’s the one gonna be there for the rebound? What’s that one saying??? You gotta be in it, to win it.

      #25 | Comment by DevoSix — March 25, 2004 @ 4:23 am

    26. 1st – I havent read any of the comments above.

      OK – the reason all girls have Bfriends os cos all girls are cheating whores and just move from one Bfriend to the next.

      The only way to get one is steal someone elses.

      I did 🙂

      #26 | Comment by NGEddie — March 25, 2004 @ 4:43 am

    27. hot guys get hot chicks. its THAT simple. you guys like the hot girls cause they’ve got that perfect ass and great big tits and that super adorable face to go. why would SHE compromise when you’re judging her or lusting after her basically based on the way she looks? OBVIOUSLY she’s going to go out with a hot guy (her ‘hot guy’ may seem ugly to you, but i can assure you that she finds something super sexy abt him).

      i find it so amusing how you guys are almost complaining abt how the hot girls go for guys with big dicks or money or cars, cause its not like you’re lusting after them cause they’re super smart, you like their tits & ass.

      equally superficial. and completely ridiculous.

      "oh look, i’m butt ugly but that hot chick is a whore cause she wont go out with me even though i have a great personality" – dude, go find the girl who’s looks match YOURS ie are at the same level (aiming either higher or lower wont cut it) and like her for the person she is.

      #27 | Comment by Sarah — March 25, 2004 @ 5:51 am

    28. oh and "Behind every hot chic is a boyfriend that is tired of fucking her" is the funniest, smartest thing thats been said so far.

      #28 | Comment by Sarah — March 25, 2004 @ 5:52 am

    29. ugly chicks need loving to

      #29 | Comment by Unskilled — March 25, 2004 @ 7:29 am

    30. I’ve been following this site, even though I’m probably old enough to be a dad to some of you. But this topic prompted me to post. I’m going to a local community college in pursuit of a Nursing degree because there’s no work in Technology any more. All I see at school are chicks who do not want to even look in your direction unless you have muscles, the right haircut, the right sunglasses, the right car, and all the other things that might indicate that you have the right amount of money. These are the same chicks that park their cars in faculty spots and dont care. NOW, mind you, I’ve got some gray hair coming in, I come to school in my minivan, looking as though I have spent the day chasing my two year old, which I have, and I also wear a wedding band, as I’ve been married since 1988. I am no threat, and I currently have a friendship with the hottest girl in my Psych and Anatomy class. 5’9 maybe, D’s at least, and long red hair. She’s ten years younger than I am, a returning student who also happens to be married. So she’s not on the make either. Where am I going with this? I have no fucking idea. My wife did say I should find some busty chick to bring home for a threesome, but thats not what this post is about. Maybe you need to look for women, not girls. Or maybe not. I dont know.

      When I was your age, I had no clue either. Probably why I got married so young. Once I was hitched, there were girls everywhere willing to spend time with me. Or maybe it was my not being needy any more that helped me communicate with them.

      OK, enough outta me. Good luck.

      #30 | Comment by 39yoBackinSchool — March 25, 2004 @ 7:59 am

    31. I’m 19 and extremely introverted, so I haven’t really had any conversations with girls my age, much less gone out with any..

      #31 | Comment by Astro — March 25, 2004 @ 8:00 am

    32. pore shots of rachel bilson from the oc

      http://www.rachel-bilson.net/hq.html

      #32 | Comment by jackofspades — March 25, 2004 @ 8:32 am

    33. Ultimatly, it’s confidence that *hot* girls like. Course most of us call it being a dick or asshole.

      #33 | Comment by Gingis — March 25, 2004 @ 8:40 am

    34. All the girls that i consider to be hot, they’re never single. I beginning to think that there’s no such thing as a single hot girl.

      I’ve noticed recently that there is a lack of piles of money laying around. Walking around campus yesterday, I didn’t see a single pile of money laying around. Is is just my imagination, or has anyone else noticed this too?

      #34 | Comment by Namey Aliason — March 25, 2004 @ 9:57 am

    35. nope. i see piles of money laying around on campus ALL the time. but no single hot girls though. =(

      #35 | Comment by Justin — March 25, 2004 @ 10:05 am

    36. you know what I have noticed is that hot girls allways have boyfriends who are much less attractive than they are (scale wise that is). usually when I see a hot chick with her boyfriend I allways ask myself the question how come she picked him? I’m way better looking.. wtf is up with that?

      #36 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — March 25, 2004 @ 10:18 am

    37. Must be penis size then. Size must matter.

      #37 | Comment by NotHung — March 25, 2004 @ 10:39 am

    38. Honestly though, I learned about this in sociology class. The reason girls – good lookin or not – have boyfriends is because they "develop faster than males" do and therefore look to be romantically involved with guys before guys really want any serious relationships.

      Girls technically NEED guys, and the reason they date assholes is not so much that the guys are assholes – sometimes they really are – but they’re just not looking for anything serious. Girls see this, think they can change it, and stick around for the sex in the meantime.

      #38 | Comment by j.jingles — March 25, 2004 @ 10:42 am

    39. I used to know this girl that was hot as shit. Her boyfriend was a total square. I guess most guys assumed she wouldnt talk to them and didnt approach her. Then this dork came along and said fuck it, why not. And he got lucky. Goddamn she was so fine….

      #39 | Comment by dato — March 25, 2004 @ 10:52 am

    40. Sarah, you are just so wrong. Hot girls SOMETIMES end up with hot guys. I look around and see the never ending string of hot girls with pudgy fuck, beer swilling frat idiots or dipshit little wiggers who have to go to court all the time for that last parking lot fight they got in. Boggles my mind. Girls are the devil.

      #40 | Comment by grud — March 25, 2004 @ 11:01 am

    41. "All the girls that i consider to be hot, they’re never single."

      know what your’re talking about, same thing in my semester… makes me sick!

      #41 | Comment by Caratillo — March 25, 2004 @ 11:06 am

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      i.e.-

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      From: Embus
      Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 14:12:53 -0800
       
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      http://www.bare-naked-sex.com/banz/young-redhead/

      -embus

       

      That naked picture of the redheaded chick w/ the mullet will haunt my days
      and nights for as long as I live.

      The horror, . . .the horror!!!

      #42 | Comment by nousentre — March 25, 2004 @ 12:22 pm

    43. I need any chick….
      no sex in 6 months…
      need it bad

      #43 | Comment by buttnut — March 25, 2004 @ 12:22 pm

    44. NGEddie!!

      You are 100% on top of your shit. I am picking up what you are laying down on this one… chicks are (mostly) all whores, and rarely go for more than a couple weeks without a boyfriend.

      #44 | Comment by embus — March 25, 2004 @ 12:23 pm

    45. Sorry for the way the post came out, I fucked up the html in a rush.

      #45 | Comment by nousentre — March 25, 2004 @ 12:24 pm

    46. make money.. all bitches want ultimately is money

      #46 | Comment by bah — March 25, 2004 @ 12:41 pm

    47. maybe they are just trying to blow you off?

      #47 | Comment by Victor_Vega — March 25, 2004 @ 12:43 pm

    48. Women need companionship. Once they stop dating a male, there is a short amount of time used for closure and then it off to the next "lucky guy". Women know what guys want…and that is locked away in their pants. If you want to get in good with a hot chick, then be her friend/confidant while she is dating the asshole. When the relationship ends…your either there for vindictive sex or it could end up being a relationship….Just my two pents.

      #48 | Comment by Justen — March 25, 2004 @ 12:44 pm

    49. Ultra super hot girls ALWAYS have a boyfriend because they ALWAYS are either in a relationship OR they have already picked out their next boyfriend even before the current bf knows he’s out…. thats the way of the world.

      How do you increase your odds of being Mr. Next?

      All depends on the girl…

      best bet is to be yourself, but you must let yourself be known.

      I don’t think a blog counts unless shes an Ultra Super Hot techno geek chick

      #49 | Comment by tinkles — March 25, 2004 @ 12:52 pm

    50. I’d be inclined to agree, Justen, but I’ve seen it first hand too many times that the whole friendship thing doesn’t work as well as it does on paper.

      You should read the ladder theory (google it for info about it). It’s so true. All friendship leads to is becoming a part of the NGB – Nice Guy But…
      "You’re funny, and sweet, and a really nice guy, but I don’t want a relationship with you." That’s all you’ll ever hear.

      #50 | Comment by j.jingles — March 25, 2004 @ 12:52 pm

    51. Take ur dick, slap it in their faces, tell the ladies you run a kick ass web site that gets the scoop on all ht ecelebrities, and then slap the titanic merchandise on them. You’ll sack 2 women per day with that routine.

      #51 | Comment by Barlow — March 25, 2004 @ 1:02 pm

    52. grow some sack.

      1st. girls want a guy that makes them laugh.
      2nd. they don’t want to be bored with a safe guy that plays by the book.
      3rd. they want to be popular and associate that with hanging out with a guy that hangs out with other ‘cool’ people.
      4th. you’re only as cool as your friends
      5th. they want to be ‘wooed’ – this is where monry comes into play. they want other girls to be jealous of what they have.

      ….and eleventy bizillion other reasons.

      Grow some sack.

      #52 | Comment by Dope — March 25, 2004 @ 1:44 pm

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      and

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      #53 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — March 25, 2004 @ 2:30 pm

    54. At uga all hot girls go out with avg. guys–always
      but usually its the whole hot sorority chicks with those fat, mop head, pink shirt wearing frat guys. I guess those frat guys get the girls drunk enough times, they are bound to hook up

      #54 | Comment by fing 11 — March 25, 2004 @ 2:38 pm

    55. Yeah, I see lots of that as well at my school, although I’m in a program (comp. engineering) in which we have a 10 to 1 guy to girl ratio. But the sad thing is that even the ugly totally unhot voice-like-a-big-man girls all have boyfriends as well. And every time you talk to one for more than a minute, she will find a way to let you know about the fact she has a boyfriend.

      On another note, one of my good friends recently broke up with his girlfriend. I know her as well, and we talk occassionally. Anyway, the night they broke up, she called me to talk and calm her down, and what not, and she went to bed crying. Not a DAY later, we were talking on MSN and she mentioned how she already has a date for that night (it was a WEDNESDAY) with some guy from her art history class. Anyway, that’s when I kinda gave up on it (trying to work out the problem between her and my friend). And the thing is, she’s not even a super hottie (she’s okay looking, pretty face but could lose 15 pounds)

      #55 | Comment by Jinsk — March 25, 2004 @ 4:05 pm

    56. From what i’ve noticed… women don’t REALLY care about a guy’s looks. It all really ends up becoming PERSONALITY that wins. Most HOT women… MOST… will find the arrogant, confident, and FUNNY guys to be the best fit for them. Women will play games with guys just to test them and to see if they can make them crumble. Women own men these days, and have for years. Its in their psych makeup to f*(K with guys heads. For some reason they consciously want to be in control. But if you can make them realise that you are in control (not of them but of your own reality) then you will have them eating out of the palm of your hand. Too many guys these days have become weak peons. Frat guys have something what most AVERAGE guys dont have… Confidence. This is given to them by the fact that they feel that they dont REALLY need women because they have their own lives which are exciting enough to live. Women are just an added bonus to them. Get my drift? If you are in control of yourself, your life, your reality, and you KNOW that you are the king, you will have all you need… confidence is what it boils down to.
      "You cant sell a product if you dont believe in it!" –Donald Trump

      THink about it. You’re always out there selling yourself. Try marketing yourself as the best there was, is, and ever will be.
      Girls are dumb, HAVE SEX WITH THEM!
      nuff said

      #56 | Comment by mojo — March 25, 2004 @ 4:21 pm

    57. Can someone email me the photos of KATe, it wont let me see the ones of her naked, i saw the others but i want the naked ones, i would greatlly appreciate it THank you

      #57 | Comment by Stan the man — March 25, 2004 @ 4:25 pm

    58. Seriously, Jizzle, Mojo’s right. Just approach with some confidence. I mean, shit, you have one of the biggest in’s ever-a kick-ass website to mention at some point. Teh ladies are into guys who actually do something. Now just make ’em laugh a lil bit, play it cool, and they’ll forget their other dates and give you a shot.

      #58 | Comment by BillyBob — March 25, 2004 @ 5:30 pm

    59. 59th post!

      #59 | Comment by ! — March 25, 2004 @ 7:00 pm

    60. all you guys have totally nailed it. i’m of the school that hot chicks always seem to have boyfriends because they are approached all the time. unlike us where we go to the grocery store and nothing happens, hot chicks go to the grocery store and are asked out by not only other shoppers, but the butcher, the produce guy, the bag boy, and probably even the checker girl. Most of the time they seem to have boyfriends, and when they don’t, they are asked out the next day and pick up a new one. good luck timing it right, like someone else said, sack up and steal a hot chick from some other dude.

      #60 | Comment by beson — March 25, 2004 @ 8:03 pm

    61. J jingles, it’s http://www.laddertheory.com Pretty good read that’s related to this topic. Enjoy!

      #61 | Comment by Gluteus Maximus — March 25, 2004 @ 8:25 pm

    62. i have the same outlook towards the cute (hot) girls in my class
      it sux

      #62 | Comment by swedecheetah — March 25, 2004 @ 9:11 pm

    63. only choice for nice guys…mail order brides. sad aint it. im trying to get in better shape myself because i want a hot chick. theyre all over my campus, and im like wtf?!! they all have boyfriends, n most of em are idiots. weed smoking, loser, no job having, treat em like shit assholes. and im like WTF !! but my problem is i ALWAYS fall into the nice guy spot. like sometimes ill take out a hottie, get some head, n then no 3rd date. or it just kinda fades to black. anyways. theres something here we’re all not seeing, but don’t ask me what it is. so im going the bling,bling route. gonna beef up, get a sports car and buy me a hot chick (no not a prostitute thank you.)

      and going gay is totally outta the question, bleh !

      http://www.whitegirlonline.com

      #63 | Comment by Harvestor of Sorrow — March 25, 2004 @ 9:53 pm

    64. you have all inspired me, i’m gonna go out and get me a hot chick tonight.

      #64 | Comment by beson — March 25, 2004 @ 10:04 pm

    65. girls like jerks… they say they don’t but they like being treated like crap, and they have the nerve to say guys are dorks.

      #65 | Comment by joe — March 25, 2004 @ 10:27 pm

    66. Hi justin, it’s lisette from your intercultural communication class. So what category do I fall under? Considering I don’t have a boyfriend anymore probably none of them? Your posts are so funny 🙂

      #66 | Comment by liliander — March 25, 2004 @ 10:32 pm

    67. oh lisette, you already know what i think about you. 🙂

      i just sent you an e-mail btw. lemme know if you got it.

      (oh and for the sake of the curious guys out there: i’ll just say that she’s definitely not just average hot)

      #67 | Comment by Justin — March 25, 2004 @ 11:51 pm

    68. jerkier? that sounds bad, guys, to get girls, we have to be big jerks, it works. jerkier sounds like something you do in the bathroom to the pictures you can find on this website.

      #68 | Comment by joe — March 26, 2004 @ 2:37 am

    69. Hmmm…. Justin… lisette. Why did porn music just start going through my head? I’m overtired.

      If you decide to go the "jerk" route, you may land yourself a chick that dig jerks. But you will discover that it takes a *genuine* asshole to get along with a chick who likes jerks.

      Sometimes, the universe provides some harmony.

      #69 | Comment by Amy — March 26, 2004 @ 2:38 am

    70. Oh, and Sarah made the most sense out of all y’all.

      But, cling to the jerk theory. It’s easier than confronting your own insecurities and shallowness.

      #70 | Comment by Amy — March 26, 2004 @ 2:40 am

    71. 2 words. Classic Car. My dads 1955 chevy gets the babes for me. It brings them to you, and all you have to do is offer a ride.

      #71 | Comment by eddie — March 26, 2004 @ 3:11 am

    72. how come hardly anyone has said "ya i got a gf that’s not true blah blah"

      this is loser land =) you geeks should go out.

      #72 | Comment by biz — March 26, 2004 @ 4:57 am

    73. hmmmm lisette… did you know justin sometimes takes his camera to class and secretely takes pictures of the girls there…

      whoops shouldn’t have said that should I?

      #73 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — March 26, 2004 @ 9:24 am

    74. man! girls are hard work! too much trouble. besides, there’s always the band… of the hand.

      holla!

      #74 | Comment by Justin — March 26, 2004 @ 10:44 am

    75. Classic car eh? I guess I’ll get back in the game when I pickup my 66 fastback :-).

      #75 | Comment by bligityblah — March 26, 2004 @ 11:33 am

    76. lisette:
      Email me, I’m just like Justin only I’m shorter, skinnier, less talented, and much less funny. Justin says your cute so that’s good enough for me.

      #76 | Comment by bligityblah — March 26, 2004 @ 12:02 pm

    77. stupid! being like me is not a good thing! and even worse, a lesser version of me!

      we should be jerkier. chicks dig that apparently.

      #77 | Comment by Justin — March 26, 2004 @ 12:15 pm

    78. Here’s the best method considering you seem like the "friend type of guy."

      Target the hot girl who bitches about how her boyfriend doesn’t treat her right.

      Get to be friends with her and then start adding some "that’s fucked up." Evolve to, "he sounds like a douche-bag" Then take her out for drinks in a group setting. When she gets drunk, she’ll look past your not being as good looking as her boyfriend.

      When you first hook up with her, make sure to eat her out, because obviously you aren’t going to pleasure her much with your dick.

      Then once you land her, start being a dick and she’ll totally fall for you.

      #78 | Comment by Iron Chef — March 26, 2004 @ 12:42 pm

    79. I’m in the same boat, guy.

      Every single remotely attractive female I come in contact with either has a boyfriend, or I date and then she breaks up with me within 2 weeks using the "I’m going through some things" line, and dates some other guy.

      Girls are evil.

      #79 | Comment by bsrome — April 1, 2004 @ 6:36 pm

    80. I wear an 11-4e shoe. It can be brought up in conversation, without being as blatant as "I have a large penis." I can work it in as fashion, so girls think I know about that shit, when I complain how hard it is to find shoes my size. I can point at my foot, and they can plainly see how wide it is.

      Then, I always ask them what their favorite Star Trek episode is.

      This must be why I am a virgin.

      Actually, I knew one girl who was physically, nothing special, but I found her cute, and became smitten quite inexplicably. When we were at dinner, *she* was the one who first brought up Star Trek. She said her favorite episode was TNG season II "Measure Of A Man"

      Somehow, I botched it. She wasn’t interested. I will never be able to figure out what I was supposed to do. An ugly fat chick who loves star trek meets a good looking guy who is physically strong (I shot put 19" computer monitors!), witty (years of improv theater!), has similar tastes, and is interested in her. She dumps him after second date. I wish I’d had a video camera with me, so I could ask for play by play analysis to see what I did wrong. It still bothers me.

      #80 | Comment by foodie — April 1, 2004 @ 11:56 pm

    81. definitely an ultra hot chick

      #81 | Comment by Brian234 — April 5, 2004 @ 12:16 pm

    82. You have the curse. It’s not a curse with the uber hotties, etc– because they, like others are saying, always have back-up boyfriends. No, it’s those average hotties that even "always have boyfriends" that is your curse. This site also helps a lot – http://www.laddertheory.com/

      #82 | Comment by Moke — May 17, 2004 @ 9:20 am

    83. If you guys had anything to say about what Girls are or want you wouldn’t be placing such a high value on “First Post” Not that I am an expert but it seems that it you listen, respect and sexually satisfy you’re home free. Now if I can only get one to try it out on..

      #83 | Comment by Witty Moniker — March 21, 2005 @ 11:57 pm

    84. A) Talk up more girls
      B) Go out more often to places
      C) Don’t listen to ‘theories’ and ‘best practices’
      D) Don’t be yourself, be as confident as if you were someone you could be yourself of
      E) Listen, show/fake interest, be unobtrusive, react, only act if she’s bored or drawing away
      F) Make yourself interesting by being interesting – hobbies, knowledge, skills

      And in the end: Quite simply quantity. Stop caring about girl X Y or Z, just randomize, talk them up, hit on them, go go go go, there WILL be ONE out of god knows how many who will say ‘golly gee the movies why i’d never a thunk someone woulda ask ME out’ (if you find sarcasm you get to keep it).

      + Tons of details i forgot as well as one should just find out.

      Boils down to actually doing something about it. After you know that, you can realize that having a boyfriend is just an increased difficulty but not an obstruction. They queue up boys anyway, convince them you’re the new Nr 1. (I am not a number, I am a free man.)

      #84 | Comment by AsIf — March 22, 2005 @ 8:28 pm

    85. Hot young women do not need male companionship, they chose men (specifically) for many reasons. One of the most obvious is for what he can provide her with as in economic security. Hot chicks have the power to cash-in, can’t say I particularly like it but that is the way of the world.

      I doubt you will see hot college girls with average guys. When I say average I am referring to guys who appear to be middle class guys. Look around sometime, you will see with clarity hot women associate with wealth, plain and simple.

      Does this mean they are prostituting themselves? Not quite but I certainly wouldn’t say they are reasonable either. We all prostitute ourselves to a certain extend. IMO we all have a sell out price for things we normally wouldn’t do, but for the right price, we’d seriously consider doing it. Possessing lots of money makes life easier and on that note, how many women do you know like to work? Frack that, most people do not. Who doesn’t want to live the good life which is constantly being shoved in our faces with celebs, the fucking media, rappers and the like!

      IMO these hot women are giving the average guy who is nice, hardworking and loyal and wants a future (ie marriage) a snowballs chance in hell. All things being equal these hot women would choose a visually wealthier guy over the guy who does not appear wealthy. Looks are so deceptive and goes to show you don’t trust your eyes when it comes to hot women. Now I am not saying date mules, but be mindful sometimes the hot ones are the ones who are worst golddiggers.

      And if you are just looking to get your jollies, dude, pay for a good escort service, it is cheaper than dating. Most of time when you date a chick, regardless of how hot she is, there is too much emotional baggage and grief. Just my two cents, you’ll find your own pace and comfort level once you work full time. Btw, for those of you in college, fuck around with as many women as possible, literally. You won’t get as good as a chance once you graduate.

      Lastly, hook up with the smarter people in your classes, network like HELL! You will never know when you need those people and vice versa. It isn’t just what you know that’ll make you successful in life, more often than not, it is WHO you know that’ll get you the extra consideration and seal the deal. Trust me on these things, I’ve been there and learned from not doing these things.

      #85 | Comment by FM — April 23, 2005 @ 1:33 pm

    86. Okay, I’m a freshman in high school and I just have to say this site is….freaking great. It says everything a high school kid is thinking. Awesome. Keep up the good work, man.

      #86 | Comment by Jon — May 11, 2005 @ 12:41 pm

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