Hi res files will be down for a while (probably a long while). You had your chance to look. I have to take them down because i need to conserve that precious bandwidth.
“My precioussssssssss!”
By the way, i still haven’t seen Return Of The King. Waiting for the DVD. Heh.
Anyhow, i guess it’s summer movie season time, kicking off with Van Helsing. Seems like it’s taking quite a critical beating. I probably won’t be seeing this in the theaters. Then again i rarely ever do catch movies at the theater. I prefer watching at home on DVD. So yeah, i’ll probably pick this one up in about 6 months time. It better be a stacked DVD. Lindsay Lohan stacked.
A couple of movies that i MIGHT actually go to see on opening day are:
Riddick actually looks pretty good. Definitely a lot better than Pitch Black. I never really thought much about it. But after seeing the latest trailer, i’m sold. Lots of epic looking stuff going on in that trailer. Same goes for Troy. I’m looking forward to another epic Gladiator type movie. Gladiator kicked ass.
Movies that i DEFINITELY will go to see on opening day are:
I’m a sucker for disaster movies (Titanic anyone?). And do i even need to explain Spider-Man 2?
Anyway, it looks like Lindsay Lohan won the battle against the Olsen Twins.
I was watching the Olsens on MTV the other day and i noticed that they have no boobs. Betcha one of them’s gonna get a boobjob in 5 years time.
Oh and this…
…looks damn good.
If the trailer alone is that scary, i can’t imagine what the movie will be like.
First, bitches. Lohan is indeed stacked. Thank God.
#1 | Comment by Ricochet — May 8, 2004 @ 9:52 pm
1??? the olsen’s have small boobs but Big feet…Amanda Bynes Big…..mmmm. I love canoes
#2 | Comment by talibanshee — May 8, 2004 @ 9:57 pm
2..3…pretty good for a newbie
#3 | Comment by talibanshee — May 8, 2004 @ 9:58 pm
the olsen twins are fucking skeletons.
ugh.
way too skinny…
I’d still tear that motherfucking shit to shreds.
😀
#4 | Comment by radish01001 — May 8, 2004 @ 10:02 pm
I am soo proud to be a Texan…..’cause 17 is legal here….:)
#5 | Comment by talibanshee — May 8, 2004 @ 10:04 pm
Van Helsing really isn’t that good of a movie. More like an average movie. I wouldn’t recommend going to go see it in the theater or buying it on dvd either. Who cares if the Olsen twins have small boobie. If you can have both of them at the same time cause don’t they do everything together……
#6 | Comment by Howsurazz — May 8, 2004 @ 10:17 pm
Olsen twins are way to thin, they look like Skeletor but without the weapons and Evilyn tagging along. They had potential since not to long ago they had some meat in them bones, what a shame. In the end 2 Olsen twins do not add up to 1 Lindsay Lohan.
#7 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 8, 2004 @ 10:23 pm
boobs are OVERRATED unless they are huge, then their just fucking awesome.
MK and Ashley are 100% bangable regardless of their boob size
LL OHHHHHH’Han is an average chick made hot. We are sinking to drooling over the average chicks. Brb I gotta go fuck my doorknob.
#8 | Comment by Alias — May 8, 2004 @ 10:25 pm
dude i saw the village trailer scenes on abc the other night (7 minutes), i have NEVER gotten all psyched from a trailer. it stopped me in my channel surfing tracks. theres a lot of stuff on the internet about how its gonna suck, but if people can think the olsen twins are somehow attractive then who knows what other fucked up shit theyre trying to spread around like monkey feces
#9 | Comment by poohbear — May 8, 2004 @ 10:33 pm
dude i saw the village trailer scenes on abc the other night (7 minutes), i have NEVER gotten all psyched from a trailer. it stopped me in my channel surfing tracks. theres a lot of stuff on the internet about how its gonna suck, but if people can think the olsen twins are somehow attractive then who knows what other fucked up shit theyre trying to spread around like monkey feces
#10 | Comment by poohbear — May 8, 2004 @ 10:33 pm
shit i did it again! sorry guys im fucking shameful.
#11 | Comment by poohbear — May 8, 2004 @ 10:34 pm
I figured I might as well share one of my own stories. I was working at a video store that will remain unnamed when this extremely hot girl came in. I was talkin to my buddy bout how hot she looked and I asked her how old she was. Well it turns out she was only freakin 12. OMG she freakin had like LL boobies and like j-lo booty. How the heck does that happen? I think the government is messing around with little girl’s genes. I mean damn that’s the hottest twelve year old i’ve ever seen. Not that it matters I like guys. cough cough.
#12 | Comment by shazzy69 — May 8, 2004 @ 10:44 pm
lol shazzy lol
#13 | Comment by dek0nstruc — May 8, 2004 @ 10:55 pm
So far every one of M. Night Shyamalan’s movies has been liqid shit to me. Only reason poeple are getting convinced his movies are good is because their usually either orignal or a rarely used idea that he slightly skewed. Orignal stuff can still be shitty.
Also for a movie to be a disaster movie the majority of the movie has to contain disasters, this does not include titantic.
#14 | Comment by Dionysus187 — May 8, 2004 @ 10:56 pm
DOES TOO.
#15 | Comment by Justin — May 8, 2004 @ 11:04 pm
M. Night Shyamalan’s movies endings just suck.
#16 | Comment by goofy — May 8, 2004 @ 11:32 pm
on letterman the olsens looked disappointingly flat and ugly. Lindsay and hilary are fine for me. (amanda& mischa, too)
#17 | Comment by eddie — May 8, 2004 @ 11:58 pm
i dont see a problem with ll age, she has already been legal here(uk) for a year, and the olsen twins for 2……now i think about it, alexa vega in legal in august, that does seem wrong..
#18 | Comment by sway — May 9, 2004 @ 1:47 am
I liked "Van Helsing" … though, I don’t really know why. It’s a fun movie … but if you’re not big on going out to movies much in general, I’d say save your money & rent it when it’s on DVD.
Justin, I agree with all your picks to go see in theatres this summer … with the exception of "The Chronicles of Riddick." I dunno … the trailer just didn’t seem all that great to me, plus I am not a Vin Diesel fan by any stretch of the imagination. Oh well.
#19 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 9, 2004 @ 4:33 am
The Olsen Twins look like someone tried to clone Cameron Diaz and out popped two identical little trolls with no talent.
#20 | Comment by JR — May 9, 2004 @ 5:02 am
On a side note, Troy looks so fucking awesome from the trailers. I just hope they don’t mess up the solid storyline. It is pretty classic, you may have heard of this Homer guy who wrote it. No, not that Homer…d’oh!
#21 | Comment by JR — May 9, 2004 @ 5:05 am
I work at a movie theater and saw got paid to watch Van Helsing, and God help me I want my life back. It was like a movie written by fifth graders for forth graders…I love that quote.
#22 | Comment by Mike — May 9, 2004 @ 12:08 pm
For anyone who doesn’t know about the movie Garden State, check the teaser out at the official site. If the visually stunning stuff doesn’t drag you in, it also has Natalie Portman acting like an oddball.
#23 | Comment by qchad — May 9, 2004 @ 1:21 pm
Speaking of movies, this looks like a good one.
http://www.shenanigans.vze.com
#24 | Comment by Monty — May 9, 2004 @ 2:02 pm
Collateral looks pretty interesting too. Tom Cruise as a bad guy?
btw i picked up the last samurai on dvd a coupla days ago. i love that movie. one of the best of 2003 in my opinion. plus the japanese chick in the movie is super hott.
#25 | Comment by Justin — May 9, 2004 @ 2:50 pm
gaygaygaygay
#26 | Comment by bah — May 9, 2004 @ 6:00 pm
This will be the best movie of 2004. Well, maybe 2nd best if you include Spiderman 2… Or maybe 3rd or 4th best if you include some other movies, but ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ will still rock!
#27 | Comment by bill — May 10, 2004 @ 11:18 am
the VILLAGE might be another boring flick from sham-whatever-his-face-is.
if you like SIGNS, then maybe VILLAGE is for you… i hated SIGNS especially that stupid ending.
my movie list for summer:
troy
day after
spidey 2
riddick
#28 | Comment by joseph blough — May 10, 2004 @ 9:20 pm