213 thoughts on “What the fuck is this?

  1. le premier poste

    #1 | Comment by Mr. Skip — May 16, 2004 @ 9:34 pm

  2. first

    #2 | Comment by jackoffspades — May 16, 2004 @ 9:35 pm

  3. Well, now that I’ve done that once, my life is complete. Don’t worry all you folks who hate people who do that. I swear, it’ll never happen again.

    #3 | Comment by Mr. Skip — May 16, 2004 @ 9:35 pm

  4. Nuclear eeeven!!!

    #4 | Comment by bligityblah — May 16, 2004 @ 9:35 pm

  5. halle berry is a troll. i hope catwoman kills her career.

    #5 | Comment by Chief — May 16, 2004 @ 9:49 pm

  6. That’s really bright of Warner Bros to go out and get on the bandwagon of superheroes in movies. I mean don’t try a well named characters such as Superman, Batman, Greenlantern.

    #6 | Comment by Mr Marvel — May 16, 2004 @ 9:54 pm

  7. it will suck, but will not bomb. name recognition and big advertising bucks coupled with kids out of school will push it over 70 million

    #7 | Comment by Lee — May 16, 2004 @ 10:00 pm

  8. meow

    #8 | Comment by dek0nstruc — May 16, 2004 @ 10:04 pm

  9. Catwoman is not supposed to be african american. I am not racist, although I am a comic book nerd and when seeing an african american catwoman it just looks wrong. Halle Berry has sagging tits also and she is a piss poor actress to boot. Michelle Pfeiffer was an excellent catwoman in Batman Returns and that is how catwoman is supposed to be, loyal to the comic book. Fucking ass clowns.

    (edit: link too long. use http://www.tinyurl.com ) – real catwoman

    (edit: link too long. use http://www.tinyurl.com ) – nigger fake stupid fucking shit catwoman

    #9 | Comment by J — May 16, 2004 @ 10:09 pm

  10. I meant to post this link for nigger fake stupid fucking shit catwoman

    (edit: link too long. use http://www.tinyurl.com )

    #10 | Comment by J — May 16, 2004 @ 10:10 pm

  11. i knew it, though it will still make its millions its a bad movie on what could have been a good one i knew halle berry was gonna ruin it and i knew sorry im not racsit but they should’ve stuck with a white girl cause catwomen is a white girl its like beyonce as lois lane come on!

    #11 | Comment by curtis — May 16, 2004 @ 10:11 pm

  12. You gotta be kidding me

    Bombs Away!

    #12 | Comment by Bin Laden — May 16, 2004 @ 10:15 pm

  13. You rule J, run for president.

    #13 | Comment by bligityblah — May 16, 2004 @ 10:18 pm

  14. did anyone else notice the striking similarity of the trailer to the Crow? Felt like it was the same damn thing except a cat on the grave instead of a crow. LAME

    #14 | Comment by vashthestampede — May 16, 2004 @ 10:20 pm

  15. its sad cuz this will make money, like other crap movies like spiderman hulk and van smellsing

    yet children in africa die!!! haha

    #15 | Comment by goober — May 16, 2004 @ 10:25 pm

  16. I saw an interview a while back with Halle saying that she wasn’t the "catwoman" from the Batman comics. She said that "apparently" there are a whole bunch of catwomen that no one ever hears about. What a bunch of bullshit that is. Oh and the movie looks like it’s gonna suck ass.

    I’ll probably still go see it just so I can find more reasons to complain about it

    #16 | Comment by Jonstafa — May 16, 2004 @ 10:25 pm

  17. I really don’t see what race has to do with this. The racism from you people is just absurd. Michelle Pfeiffer or whatever her name is was god awful as Catwoman. I don’t think that Halle is the best actress in the world, but she’s not THAT bad. And even if the movie is bad, it’d be worth my 8 bucks to see her run around in tight leather.
    And may I remind you that the first woman to play Catwoman in film was Ms. Eartha Kitt… who was multiracial.
    I don’t care if you think the movie is bad or not, but who the hell cares what color the person is that plays the hero is!?
    If they do a good job, they do a good job. If they do a bad job, they do a bad job. Black, white or whatever else.
    I don’t mean to get up on a soapbox, but I can’t help to get a little offended when I see the free use of the hideous "n" word to describe people. This isn’t 1950.

    #17 | Comment by Doctor_Doom — May 16, 2004 @ 10:29 pm

  18. Ive never seen Van Hellsing, but the Hulk was NOT crap.

    #18 | Comment by Mike — May 16, 2004 @ 10:30 pm

  19. "its sad cuz this will make money, like other crap movies like spiderman hulk and van smellsing"

    6x – is that a record?

    It’s sad because my wife and daughter will think it’s cool

    #19 | Comment by jed — May 16, 2004 @ 10:31 pm

  20. but, oh yeah, Cat woman was not black and the movie will suck donkey balls.

    #20 | Comment by Mike — May 16, 2004 @ 10:31 pm

  21. Why do you say your not a racist and spew that crap from your mouth J? Just say that your ass is a racist and get it over with. Also, on a sidenote, Jed STFU already! you not funny!

    movie will suck πŸ˜›

    #21 | Comment by Doc Cock — May 16, 2004 @ 10:36 pm

  22. "And may I remind you that the first woman to play Catwoman in film was Ms. Eartha Kitt…"

    That is patently untrue.

    #22 | Comment by quinchy — May 16, 2004 @ 10:37 pm

  23. yeah im really going to see some half-nigger play Catwoman. Whats next will they make Thor starring Denzel Washington?

    #23 | Comment by Wulf — May 16, 2004 @ 10:38 pm

  24. and goober πŸ™‚

    #24 | Comment by Doc Cock — May 16, 2004 @ 10:38 pm

  25. j you’re a fucking racist dipshit. the movie is going to suck – but that has got little to do with halle berry you numbnuts.

    #25 | Comment by sexcrazedwzl — May 16, 2004 @ 10:40 pm

  26. a big old monkey came along, took a crap and out came "catwoman"
    hahahaha snoogans

    #26 | Comment by randomhero — May 16, 2004 @ 10:41 pm

  27. I’m in absolute shock that there are racist idiots commenting on fubar. Honestly, I thought this was the gathering place of intellectuals.

    This whole thing is sort of like having a black woman play Eleanor Roosevelt. What’s with the re-writing of history?!

    Oh, yeah. Eleanor Roosevelt was an actual person. Catwoman is a fictional character.

    #27 | Comment by Amy — May 16, 2004 @ 10:43 pm

  28. What the hell is on her head, anyway? I don’t remember Catwoman having such a goofy-looking mask. It’s like she’s wearing a ham up there.

    #28 | Comment by governor steve — May 16, 2004 @ 10:47 pm

  29. i wish i lived in the era of john wayne and jimmy stewart, you know. wathcing movies that would me classics later. they dont make movies that anyone will remember two years from now with any regard. im gonna go live in a cabin without electricity.

    #29 | Comment by poohbear — May 16, 2004 @ 10:48 pm

  30. "Ive never seen Van Hellsing, but the Hulk was NOT crap"
    Yes it was. And Beryy seems good enough to play Catwoman. Also I think she was talking about the spin-off comic, if there was one (not a huge geek mind you). And forget racists… there dumbasses anyway so they will prob watch it anyway because the glowing box tells them to!

    #30 | Comment by qchad — May 16, 2004 @ 10:53 pm

  31. intellectuals or racist-pedos…you decide…haha, that’s what’s so great about the internet…i’m the latter of course

    #31 | Comment by ryan — May 16, 2004 @ 10:54 pm

  32. So what is next for WB? Make another movie with Shaq but this time instead of trying to con off a spinoff movie called Steel make him into Superman. That would definately be a movie I would go see. Sure its all fictional so it wouldn’t really matter. For that matter they should have made Jesus into an asian cause of course God would have made him into one cause we are the superior race. You really can’t disprove it. Its all you whites that turned him into a white guy.

    #32 | Comment by Howsurazz — May 16, 2004 @ 10:58 pm

  33. sorry bro but " new york minute" already gets the award for biggest bomb, 40 million to make and they have brought in 6.2.

    #33 | Comment by hesey — May 16, 2004 @ 11:07 pm

  34. Al "Ciaia" terrorists, gay marrage, Halle Berry as catwomen…the Hell Mouth has been opened..All Hail George, the anti-christ,Bush…Babylon for ever!!!

    #34 | Comment by Honky — May 16, 2004 @ 11:21 pm

  35. HAHA! TAKE THAT YOU PEDOPHILES!

    #35 | Comment by Big Dork — May 16, 2004 @ 11:21 pm

  36. oh yea…Niggers, Kites, Chinks, Mojados and Honkys Unite…….devided we fall!

    #36 | Comment by Honky — May 16, 2004 @ 11:24 pm

  37. Did I mention that the Hulk was not a Jew….they screw it all up…ands what’s up with telling us all of Wolverines past in two hours, took me 5 years to figure all that out….argh

    #37 | Comment by Honky — May 16, 2004 @ 11:27 pm

  38. its called independent and foreign movies bitches

    #38 | Comment by bah — May 16, 2004 @ 11:29 pm

  39. the biggest flops of alltime http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=131054&NF=1

    #39 | Comment by poohbear — May 16, 2004 @ 11:41 pm

  40. Halle’s hot, but Catwoman? Why spinoff a character that’s not really all that interesting?

    #40 | Comment by DrPhil — May 16, 2004 @ 11:51 pm

  41. Walken played this dood calles Maximillian Shrek or something that movie owns. I remember going to the movies and seeing it. Keaton WAS Batman

    #41 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 17, 2004 @ 1:11 am

  42. Didn’t we argue over comic books earlier? What are we a bunch of pedofile comic book readers?

    #42 | Comment by Howsurazz — May 17, 2004 @ 1:17 am

  43. wtf who said this place was a gathering of intellectuals?

    movies suck! I like high school plays

    #43 | Comment by bah — May 17, 2004 @ 1:24 am

  44. Okay, since it’s getting all racial up in here, how about a trailer that features that Asian guy from American Pie and that Indian guy from Van Wilder in a movie from that white guy who directed Dude, Where’s My Car?

    Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle

    #44 | Comment by Justin — May 17, 2004 @ 1:24 am

  45. the postman was a good movie

    #45 | Comment by Mr. Junky — May 17, 2004 @ 1:30 am

  46. RANDOM HERO IT WASNT EVEN OUT LAST MONTH HOMO

    Posted by BITCH BITCH BITCH – 12:31am May 17, 2004
    No, but the trailer was, you inbred fucktard.

    #46 | Comment by Archetype — May 17, 2004 @ 2:02 am

  47. Yes, "Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle" looks groovy.

    And Yes, i’m bringing back the term "Groovy". Muahaha! Come Tuesday Morning, everyone will be hooked on it!

    #47 | Comment by Ex — May 17, 2004 @ 2:24 am

  48. STFU YOU HOMO FUCKTARD THE TRAILER CAME OUT THIS MONTH AND THE TV SPOTS ON MTV ARE EVENWORSE

    #48 | Comment by BITCH X3 — May 17, 2004 @ 2:34 am

  49. this whole thread is very disturbing. And Halle should not play catwoman. Catwoman should not be made period. She is a minor charactor in the Batman mythos. It doesnt make any sense for them to make a spin off movie. Especially since the last Batman movie bombed (damn u Governator!) If Halle was going to do a spin-off it should have been as Jinx from the last Bond movie. Duh. Anyways, all the racist crap doesnt suprise me at all. Just true colors showing.

    #49 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — May 17, 2004 @ 2:37 am

  50. Are we talking about movies?

    How about Ocean’s Twelve?

    A sequel of a remake.

    "Twelve is the new eleven."

    Excellent.

    #50 | Comment by Seriously — May 17, 2004 @ 2:37 am

  51. Hey I brought back groovy 3 years ago you stealing piece of shit!

    #51 | Comment by Lee — May 17, 2004 @ 2:41 am

  52. What you just typed is NOT Groovy…
    And yeah, i’d watch anything with Catherine Zeta-Jone’s sweet ass.

    #52 | Comment by Ex — May 17, 2004 @ 2:46 am

  53. WTF FRASIER WAS A MINOR CHARACTER ON CHEERS AND THEY MADE A WHOLE SITCOM THAT LASTED 11 YEARS ABOUT HIM HOMO

    #53 | Comment by BITCH X3 — May 17, 2004 @ 2:46 am

  54. i didn’t read any of these posts. i just felt like saying that i have the hugest boner in the world rightnow. (gf dry humped me, got called into work and now i have blue balls.)

    it’s haWHACKIN TIME!

    #54 | Comment by scentless — May 17, 2004 @ 3:36 am

  55. and dude, frasier was not a minor character.

    louie was. loretta was.

    not frasier.

    i was just going to call you a bitch but you did it yourself.
    ohwells.

    #55 | Comment by scentles — May 17, 2004 @ 3:38 am

  56. Ok… here’s the break down…

    Catwoman is going to lick ballz, because Halle Berry, does in fact, lick ballz…

    Ocean’s Tweleve and The Harold and Kumar movie looks kick-ass…

    Groovy NEVER came back… EVER!!!

    And whoever dis-agree’s with me can get in line an lick my ass… I’ll throw in the peanut butter free of charge

    BOOOOOOONG!!!!

    #56 | Comment by I_LuV_H.S_gUrLz — May 17, 2004 @ 4:11 am

  57. OK so I actually went out and borrowed "Batman Returns" from my friend and watched it just now just because I had to see for myself what dude Christopher Walken played.

    I can’t believe I didn’t remember him being in that movie. Oh well. At least I know now. Haha.

    This was the gayest post EVER!!

    #57 | Comment by Jonstafa — May 17, 2004 @ 4:20 am

  58. maybe we should all become racist bigots and start fucking each other in the ass. or better yet, maybe we should all just start fucking each other in the ass with our cocks. that’d be good. one time, while i was fucking this guy in the ass i decided that maybe i should become a racist. and i did. and it was great. fucking that guy in the ass. that was great. yeah.

    #58 | Comment by groddy5 — May 17, 2004 @ 4:58 am

  59. also, one time, at the comic book store, i bought catwoman volume 1. and now, that comic book is worth $.65. god bless these united states of america. $1.90 for gas here by the way.

    #59 | Comment by groddy5 — May 17, 2004 @ 5:00 am

  60. and to begin with, i pee’d once, while driving home from work, it was great. right in my pants in the car. peepee all over the place… poop soon followed but that’s a different story. and yet i still have dignity. still can save face. but yet, i’m gay. who knew. i saw lindsay lohan’s joint, the mean girls this weekend, nice movie, lots of boobs lots of pussy. who would of thought with all the 17 year old trim runnin around…

    #60 | Comment by groddy5 — May 17, 2004 @ 5:04 am

  61. Halle Berry is black, black people are niggers.

    There’s nothing racist about it, it’s just common sense. It’s like being upset for being called fat or ugly. Get used to it.

    #61 | Comment by Brad McKenna — May 17, 2004 @ 5:20 am

  62. "Halle Berry is black, black people are niggers.
    There’s nothing racist about it, it’s just common sense. It’s like being upset for being called fat or ugly. Get used to it."

    No, you stupid cunt. The word nigger is a racial slur; don’t try and justify it’s use here or your obvious racism with some stupid ass comparison.

    #62 | Comment by Mr Bronson from Grange Hill — May 17, 2004 @ 5:43 am

  63. This comic book -> movie trend will continue for the at least another couple of years. The biggest bombs are yet to be announced…

    #63 | Comment by real342 — May 17, 2004 @ 5:54 am

  64. Wtf that was a long read. I could give 2 shits about whether she is true to the comic book. I just wanna know………..DOES ANYONE TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF IN THE MOVIE?!?! πŸ˜› Stupid people losing your focus.

    #64 | Comment by Alias — May 17, 2004 @ 6:13 am

  65. Good stuff these comments are. Especially the pissing and shitting in the car, got a much needed laugh. Much needed because I, too, shit myself. Except I did so while banging a paraplegic midget in her puffy vag. I had to throw away my trousers because you could see the ca-ca. Why was I dressed? I don’t recall, but I’m tellin’ you, paraplegic midgets can really fuck. Beautiful.

    #65 | Comment by Static Silence — May 17, 2004 @ 6:29 am

  66. mad props to groddy5 – funniest guy here.

    and like Amy said, arguing over the color of a fictional character that had a minor role in batman anyway, makes you out to be the biggest dorks/pricks/pigs/idiots on earth.

    #66 | Comment by Sarah — May 17, 2004 @ 8:29 am

  67. "No, you stupid cunt. The word nigger is a racial slur; don’t try and justify it’s use here or your obvious racism with some stupid ass comparison."

    Black people call themselves nigger, just like asians call themselves chinks, gooks, and nips. Yet everyone gets pissed off when someone outside their ethnic circle calls them their own slur. I seriously don’t understand that shit. Media talks about how united and shit we should be yet we can’t even share our racial slurs/nicknames and when it is used, the media goes ass-raping on it.

    #67 | Comment by vultureug — May 17, 2004 @ 9:52 am

  68. oh, and catwoman looks likes it’s gonna eat dog shit and then shit out more shit, and eat that shit which is composed of that dog shit

    #68 | Comment by vultureug — May 17, 2004 @ 9:54 am

  69. is she atleast gonna show her titties?

    #69 | Comment by Robar — May 17, 2004 @ 10:56 am

  70. I’d hit it.

    #70 | Comment by j money — May 17, 2004 @ 11:35 am

  71. "actually the orginal catwoman was played by an african american."

    She was third.

    #71 | Comment by quinchy — May 17, 2004 @ 11:43 am

  72. Honky, the slur for Jews I think you’re looking for is "kikes". If you’re going to spew that racist crap at least get it right. My head hurts now. Hmmm, a tethered Mel Brooks…that could be funny.

    #72 | Comment by bligityblah — May 17, 2004 @ 12:01 pm

  73. Is everyone here Jay and Silent Bob fans or what! I don’t think Ian McKellan would be perfect as Alfred, true he has the dignified snooty thing going but I would love to see Christopher Walken or Willam Defoe as Alfred. Hi-larious. Any one like fudge?

    #73 | Comment by qchad — May 17, 2004 @ 12:06 pm

  74. Halle’s titties are not even worth seeing again. Anyone remember Sorwdfish? There floaters! And the "cat suit" is better in the original Batman! Latex cover Michelle Phiffer MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Latex!

    #74 | Comment by BMitt — May 17, 2004 @ 12:06 pm

  75. Amy said: "I’m in absolute shock that there are racist idiots commenting on fubar."

    I agree, one thing is speak of the horrible casting this movie has, another is to use words like "nigger". My disagreements with the casting of Halle Berry is much more profound then simply just her race.

    Halle Berry is not a good actress. I hate to be the one to say it, but she didnt really deserve the Oscar, it had more to do with her being an African American then any actual raw talent. Halle Berry came out of the beauty pageant circuit and decided she wanted to be an actress, and she hasnt gone much furthur then that, a pretty girl with nice boobs but no real talent as far as acting goes. Shit, even Puff Daddy had a better performance in "Monster’s Ball" then Berry. Most of the praise was people in Emperor’s new clothes effect, praising her because she was an obviously attractive African American woman not wearing as much make up as usual. I dont know about you, but she didnt seem to be a poor,widow, mother of a fat kid in the deep south to me.

    Its a shame that she is now seen as some sort of heroine in the African American community, especially considering her overall lack of talent and only one real asset: her looks.

    Its an even bigger shame, because of the huge amount of African American actresses who are highly better actors then her but dont get the kind of recognition she does because they dont fit Hollywood’s standards of beauty. Shes obviously half white, half black, but barely has any real Black features besides her obvious skin tone. So, what does this say to African Americans? "You’ll only be pretty if you have white features, otherwise we’ll ignore you all together. Oh but dont get us wrong, we absolutly love your skin tone, its just all those features on your face that we dont want"

    #75 | Comment by Guizhang — May 17, 2004 @ 12:07 pm

  76. just shut up already, the correct term for foreigners is dinks…

    #76 | Comment by stfu — May 17, 2004 @ 12:11 pm

  77. Oh Guizy, you’d do her.

    #77 | Comment by bligityblah — May 17, 2004 @ 12:14 pm

  78. most of you are on dope, this movie may stink like old ketchup, but halle berry is freakin hot!

    #78 | Comment by ur momma — May 17, 2004 @ 12:15 pm

  79. Welcome to last month, Justin.

    #79 | Comment by Random Hero — May 17, 2004 @ 12:18 pm

  80. whats wrong with calling black people niggers? even black people call other black people niggers.
    there are worse thing in life than name calling…like no nudity in a movie! that suck ass

    #80 | Comment by jareth — May 17, 2004 @ 12:22 pm

  81. Kikes????…ahh ok, shows what I know about the "chosen" people

    #81 | Comment by Honky — May 17, 2004 @ 12:22 pm

  82. Just goes to show you that girls are growing up.

    http://www.nbc4columbus.com/education/3313575/detail.html

    #82 | Comment by hedoman — May 17, 2004 @ 12:26 pm

  83. "Honestly, I thought this was the gathering place of intellectuals."

    he he he, boy were you off sister πŸ˜‰

    My objections with the casting of Halle Berry as Catwoman is this: She doesnt fit the role, especially on such a well known character like Catwoman.

    Okay, i’ll give you an example: My favorite actor of all time has to be the great Peter O’Toole. Now, one of my all time favorite movies has to be the "Star Wars" triolgy (The original of course)Now, no matter how much I adore O’Toole, he would have made a terrible Luke Skywalker. Why? Because he just doesnt fit the role.

    As far as my fantasy casting for Catwoman, it would have to be Sean Young (Circa late eighties/early ninties) or Isabella Rosselini (Who’s still smoking to this day)

    Personally, I think Moira Kelly would have also done a good job, but I’d understand if most people disagreed with me.

    And yes bligityblah, i’d probably do her if given the chance, but I wouldnt pay to do it πŸ˜‰

    #83 | Comment by Guizhang — May 17, 2004 @ 12:28 pm

  84. RANDOM HERO IT WASNT EVEN OUT LAST MONTH HOMO

    #84 | Comment by BITCH BITCH BITCH — May 17, 2004 @ 12:31 pm

  85. Starship Troopers 2 is gonna be a bad movie aswell

    #85 | Comment by Nukeman — May 17, 2004 @ 12:34 pm

  86. you should already know that catwoman will suck if the best they could do was get halle berry, all the white chicks they wanted must’ve said no.

    #86 | Comment by rkrispy — May 17, 2004 @ 12:35 pm

  87. This is stupid, you need the Bat in this one, maybe he’ll be black too. Coming soon to a theater near you "Joker" starring one of the wayans brothers. What good is an arch-nemisis eithout the superhero?

    #87 | Comment by whahuhuh — May 17, 2004 @ 12:36 pm

  88. I Watched the "Catwoman" preview when I went to see "Van Helsing" that looks lame. Way Lame! Actually there was another preview that looked more interesting, it’s called "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle".

    "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" seemed more interesting than "Van Helsing". Except for the Hotness of Kate Beckinsale and Dracula’s Brides.

    In conclusion, go watch "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle". C’mon…it has Neil Patrick Harris playing himself.

    #88 | Comment by Ex — May 17, 2004 @ 12:37 pm

  89. your ability to speak does not constitute intellegence….

    #89 | Comment by jonbee73 — May 17, 2004 @ 12:37 pm

  90. Halle Berry is soooo overrated!!!!

    #90 | Comment by podo — May 17, 2004 @ 12:37 pm

  91. Shit costume can only mean they even put less time and care on the screenplay. Batman Returns Catwoman rules, This movie will just soil the Catwoman name. Lindsay Lohan

    #91 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 17, 2004 @ 12:39 pm

  92. Okay, trying to think of a perfect Catwoman got the inner nerd inside of me all excited.

    My fantasy Batman movie casting:

    Bruce Wayne/Batman: Johhny Depp (Interesting casting, I know, but I still think this man can tackle anything)
    Alfred: Sir Ian McKellan
    Robin: Wes Bently (Not the world’s greatest actor, but I think he could handle the part)
    Riddler: Jim Carrey (He was perfect for the role, too bad the movie sucked)
    Joker: Jack Nicholson did a superb job
    Catwoman: As I mentioned before Sean Young or Isabella Rosselini
    The Penguin: Danny DeVito also kicked ass in that
    And finnaly Crispin Glover and Christopher Walken have to fit in it somehow.

    A man can dream, cant he?

    #92 | Comment by Guizhang — May 17, 2004 @ 12:39 pm

  93. christopher walken was already in a batman movie!!!!

    #93 | Comment by Justin — May 17, 2004 @ 12:43 pm

  94. actually the orginal catwoman was played by an african american. but this movie does look sucky. what the hell.

    #94 | Comment by biggz — May 17, 2004 @ 12:43 pm

  95. Christopher Walken is fucking great!!! I can’t figure out who he would play either. But there’s gotta be a spot for him in the Batman legacy.

    #95 | Comment by Jonstafa — May 17, 2004 @ 12:44 pm

  96. what did Walken play? I don’t remember. Aww fuck, now I have to go watch them all again.

    #96 | Comment by Jonstafa — May 17, 2004 @ 12:45 pm

  97. Danielle Fuqua!

    #97 | Comment by q — May 17, 2004 @ 12:47 pm

  98. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103776/

    batman returns = christopher walken

    #98 | Comment by Justin — May 17, 2004 @ 12:48 pm

  99. Yes, Walken was in Batman Returns as an evil buisnessman of some sort (If memory serves correct)

    But, this is my reimagining of the series if I were to have the budget, talent, or script to pull it off.

    #99 | Comment by Guizhang — May 17, 2004 @ 12:50 pm

  100. Yeah, but holy shit. How come I don’t remember him being in that movie? I’m going to have to go rent it now.

    BTW, thanks Justin

    #100 | Comment by Jonstafa — May 17, 2004 @ 12:52 pm

  101. I’m pretty disgusted at the level of ignorance here. Justin, I think you’ve gotta make a decision…whether to just keep an open forum and let people spew ignorant racism and show NO signs of having any understanding of history or oppression, or whether you can begin to edit these posts or require registration and then ban people. Providing a forum for this ignorance, while not as bad as the speech itself, is still not guilt-free. Your guests have proved themselves unworthy of this privilege.

    #101 | Comment by disgusted — May 17, 2004 @ 12:52 pm

  102. I think they should redo batman but really dark where batman is a killer vampire and he screws the shit outta catwoman. litterboxes beware.

    #102 | Comment by DrPhil — May 17, 2004 @ 12:53 pm

  103. i’d like to see Lindsay Lohan star in a 100 million dollar movie.

    #103 | Comment by oh yeah — May 17, 2004 @ 12:55 pm

  104. Seriously Justin, the
    "Okay, since it’s getting all racial up in here"
    is hardly a response to the blatant racism in this post. I never post here, but this seems to be a special case. If you want to have a forum where you can post whatever you want, maybe you should say that now, but with friends like these…

    #104 | Comment by none — May 17, 2004 @ 12:57 pm

  105. This has to go down as one of the BEST and WORST series of comments ever, eh Justin? I mean, the casual reader of your site would really be confused.

    Since this actually started on the subject of superheroes, I wonder if I’ve somehow turned on my computer only to find myself in….BIZZARRO WORLD????

    #105 | Comment by Almost Got It — May 17, 2004 @ 12:58 pm

  106. High: http://ut.netmusicpromotions.com/yos538377cxbg.html

    Check this shit out

    #106 | Comment by Xopher — May 17, 2004 @ 1:45 pm

  107. What the hell did minorities ever do to you?

    #107 | Comment by Mike — May 17, 2004 @ 1:57 pm

  108. ‘Cyber Waste,’ is a very hardcore, heavy song about people in online chat rooms who just talk shit when they really don’t know anything.
    -Fear Factory’s Burton C. Bell

    w0rd. The album rocks, best since Obsolete.

    #108 | Comment by Static Silence — May 17, 2004 @ 1:59 pm

  109. Americans… still ignorant, still racist.

    #109 | Comment by bah — May 17, 2004 @ 2:13 pm

  110. Ya man I just Bought a copy of it yesterday. Blew me away.

    #110 | Comment by Xopher — May 17, 2004 @ 2:43 pm

  111. Why does such a boring topic have so-fucking-many replies?

    #111 | Comment by Mike — May 17, 2004 @ 2:58 pm

  112. Michelle Trachtenburg nude!?!?!!?!?

    http://tinyurl.com/2vo3y

    #112 | Comment by Rush Limbaugh — May 17, 2004 @ 3:00 pm

  113. ,.,.,.pack,a,bowl,.,.,.,

    #113 | Comment by jmac — May 17, 2004 @ 3:03 pm

  114. "Danielle Fuqua!"

    More like Danielle Fugly.

    #114 | Comment by quinchy — May 17, 2004 @ 3:09 pm

  115. The essential catwoman has a good chance of being good. With the amount of powers and kickass fight scenes that could take place, the movie should end up being thrown on the "not bad" list. But then they go ahead and screw all of that up by getting Halle Berry. So what, she showed her tits in Swordfish, big deal, they are saggy black titties that don’t look attractive. I think they should get Eliza Dusku to play Catwoman. Eliza Dushku is hotter than the coals burning under jo momma’s feet.

    #115 | Comment by J — May 17, 2004 @ 3:44 pm

  116. That is not her nude, thats a fake, in the real picture she is wearing a bra.

    #116 | Comment by Bin Laden — May 17, 2004 @ 3:47 pm

  117. http://tinyurl.com/362ms – nice and hot and young and firm

    http://tinyurl.com/27kjd – crazy hizoit bizoitch

    #117 | Comment by J — May 17, 2004 @ 3:48 pm

  118. WTF is up with everyone accusing each other of being racist?
    Who was the last person to say anything racist?

    Saying that a black person can’t fit a white person’s role? How is that racism? Black people are black, that’s not a stereotype.
    How characters in a movie look is important, know why? Cuz It’s A Movie!

    And calling a black person a nigger isnt racist either, just like vultureug and jareth said, if they don’t like being called niggers, then why do they call each other niggers? Listen to almost any rap song and you’ll know what i mean πŸ˜›

    Actually i think Halle Berry might have been able to pull off the look of catwoman, maybe if they gave her a better costume that dosn’t show how skinny she is and took away that stupid looking mask.
    But then again theres so many other actresses who could have owned that role.

    #118 | Comment by Pulse — May 17, 2004 @ 4:23 pm

  119. Oh yea, but i saw Troy yesterday.

    Fuckin amazing.

    #119 | Comment by Pulse — May 17, 2004 @ 4:25 pm

  120. I can’t believe all the bitching about Halle Berry as Catwoman. So she was white in the comic…Yeah and the Joker died in the first movie and the Penguin died in the second and Bane didn’t break Batman’s back…Obviously the movie makers don’t give a shit about keeping to the comics. So why is having a black catwoman worse?

    #120 | Comment by Tigerhino — May 17, 2004 @ 4:49 pm

  121. Lindsay Lohan braless in public

    You’re welcome.

    #121 | Comment by Reverend Sick — May 17, 2004 @ 4:51 pm

  122. j00 2 7eh r0x0rz

    #122 | Comment by DarckkorioN — May 17, 2004 @ 4:55 pm

  123. "Americans… still ignorant, still racist.

    Posted by bah – 2:13pm May 17, 2004"

    It’s shit like that, that prove you are the ignorant one.

    #123 | Comment by pangwinking — May 17, 2004 @ 5:02 pm

  124. Hey I will like to give everyone a heads up, I just got my new issue of Interview magazine with you guessed it Lindsay Lohan on the cover. It be a good idea for Justin to find and scan the mag cause I lack a scanner. Damn it shows her cleabage on the cover.

    #124 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 17, 2004 @ 5:16 pm

  125. …. i meant Cleavage

    #125 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 17, 2004 @ 5:17 pm

  126. Nigger is a racist term…point blank.

    #126 | Comment by Deke Stonebreaker — May 17, 2004 @ 5:41 pm

  127. C’mon people… Halle is frickin hot. If saw Monster’s Ball and didn’t like what you had to see, you MUST be gay. She is just plain gorgeous. Anyone who thinks she shouldn’t be playing catwoman because she is black, need to remember this:

    Michelle Pfeifer was NOT the first catwoman. She was at least third and was the second white one. The first catwoman was BLACK.

    http://tinyurl.com/2qvfj

    Hunter of Halle

    #127 | Comment by Halle Hunter — May 17, 2004 @ 5:46 pm

  128. Nigger is a racist term…point blank.

    #128 | Comment by Deke Stonebreaker — May 17, 2004 @ 5:48 pm

  129. I’ve seen Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle twice already (special preview screenings). It’s freaking hilarious.

    #129 | Comment by Chief — May 17, 2004 @ 5:57 pm

  130. This is insanity.
    "Catwoman" will suck. Not because Halle Berry is black, but because she has no talent. Like someone else already pointed out, she’s also not exactly a poster girl for blackness. If her skin were any lighter, she’d be a white girl with a tan. Not that it matters either way.

    And also, I think the two people ("disgusted" and "none") who are telling Justin how to run his site are stupid, and hypcritcal. It’s a free country, and it’s someone else’s website, and I don’t see where anyone gets off telling Justin to censor anything.

    #130 | Comment by Harrison — May 17, 2004 @ 6:36 pm

  131. nice find reverand sick!

    #131 | Comment by captain obvious — May 17, 2004 @ 6:46 pm

  132. Damn ok i am gonna make myself look like the biggest comic book retard for this but i am sick of all you people getting things wrong….first selena kyle is catwoman in the comics…she has be portrayed differently though various writers and artists but has always been WHITE…frank millar wrote her as being a prostitute then becoming catwoman. next the first catwoman on tv was Julie Newmar who is white….then Ertha kitt played catwoman who is black and only for like 3 episodes….then for a batman movie done in the 60s with the tv show people Lee Meriwether played catwoman and she is white, but her catwoman was a russian woman…so there you go…nothing funny in this post except for the fact that i typed this all with one hand while stroking to the beat of the ‘facts of life’ theme and looking at a picture of natalie and tootie making out…mmm toootie…but that really aint funny more disturbing. oh and i am korean so i would generally like to see more asians on film but i would like catwoman to be white because she is in the comic and thats the catwoman i think of…
    "gooks away!!"

    #132 | Comment by hitek — May 17, 2004 @ 6:58 pm

  133. arguing is dumb. especially on the internet.

    #133 | Comment by thedarkness — May 17, 2004 @ 7:07 pm

  134. Quite the rough bit today, thanks for those who broke up the mood with naughty pics, much appreciated.

    #134 | Comment by Buddy — May 17, 2004 @ 7:11 pm

  135. can’t we all just get along?

    #135 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — May 17, 2004 @ 7:20 pm

  136. yo who is that Eliza Dushku chick? I have seen her in some movie. She is acutally pretty bangin. I think she was a daughter of arnold in the movie I saw her in. I forget. She is quality though.

    #136 | Comment by David — May 17, 2004 @ 7:22 pm

  137. who cares about catwoman- theres pictures of Natalie and Tootie from the Facts of Life making out!!!!! Where do I get a look at that??

    #137 | Comment by fungi — May 17, 2004 @ 7:28 pm

  138. OK off subject… But, KATE’s NAKED!!

    #138 | Comment by outLAW2LK — May 17, 2004 @ 7:28 pm

  139. That movie, David, was True Lies. Eliza has a shitty Fox tv show called Tru Calling, and can be seen on various Buffy and Angel reruns. But I suggest watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back – she’s the leader of that hot chick gang in the movie.

    #139 | Comment by Ricochet — May 17, 2004 @ 7:30 pm

  140. That kate slut is ugly. How about some KATE BECKINSDALE?

    #140 | Comment by Rush Limbaugh — May 17, 2004 @ 7:31 pm

  141. i think its impressive that justin just has to make a two line post with a link and it triggers 100 someodd comments. if i was gay id be attracted to his amazing power. oh hell, im attracted to him anyway.

    #141 | Comment by poohbear — May 17, 2004 @ 7:32 pm

  142. ignorant americans

    #142 | Comment by bah — May 17, 2004 @ 7:35 pm

  143. nigga what? nigga please.

    #143 | Comment by ryan — May 17, 2004 @ 7:37 pm

  144. I’ll take ugly nipples for 500 please alex. If a comment box and a 2 line post gives a gay attraction don’t ever look at my penis.

    Brb I gotta go fuck my doorknob

    #144 | Comment by Alias — May 17, 2004 @ 7:46 pm

  145. Hey anyone else notice the license plate on the car Lindsay’s in on Reverend’s link?
    "ILLEGALL"
    Ironic eh? πŸ™‚

    #145 | Comment by Pulse — May 17, 2004 @ 7:46 pm

  146. moo that is all

    #146 | Comment by merr — May 17, 2004 @ 7:58 pm

  147. HEY KIDS! Lets go for 200 comments, I beleive that is a record…

    Post Away!

    #147 | Comment by Bin Laden — May 17, 2004 @ 7:59 pm

  148. Her chest has an ass. Pretty Groovy.
    Lindsay "Ass-Chest" Lohan

    More…
    2,3

    #148 | Comment by Ex — May 17, 2004 @ 8:46 pm

  149. The Kingpin in the movie Daredevil was black and in the comic world he is white.

    #149 | Comment by Bigdork — May 17, 2004 @ 8:52 pm

  150. damnnnnnnn she should get breast implants

    #150 | Comment by bah — May 17, 2004 @ 9:00 pm

  151. I dont have a problem with her being black. I have a problem with this having ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GODDAMNED COMIC BOOK THAT IT IS BASED ON! ::sigh::

    #151 | Comment by KB — May 17, 2004 @ 9:05 pm

  152. I was flippin’ through the channels and noticed the big-tittied, red-headed Nikki Cox was on NBC’s "Las Vegas." Out of boredom I decided to find out if she was actually doing anything (thought maybe it was a guest appearence). Low and behold I find out she’s a cast member of the show and this…

    [Nikki] Cox and her fiancée, comedian, Bob Goldthwait… (taken from NBC’s "Las Vegas" page)

    Does anybody find that just a tad bit…wrong? How the hell? How’s that happen? I mean, just look at him.

    BTW, Daredevil sucked royal ass and why was Jennifer Garner’s name "Electric Nachos"? I know it wasn’t, but that’s what I was hearing.

    #152 | Comment by Static Silence — May 17, 2004 @ 9:15 pm

  153. thanx for teh Kate nudes. She is so fine. Back to the pron boys n girls.

    http://www.nngalleries.com/aindex.html

    #153 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — May 17, 2004 @ 9:18 pm

  154. Umm…

    Wow.

    Something is seriously wrong with you people. I think the only thing we all agree on is that Catwoman will bomb. Only because it looks like crap, nothing more.

    #154 | Comment by Dex — May 17, 2004 @ 9:53 pm

  155. I actually have a sinking feeling that Crapwoman won’t do so bad. There are too many hormonal males, too many uninformed comic book fans, too many die hard Halle fans, and too many idiot teenagers who will see this on some Friday night, thinking it’ll be awesome. And then Halle will be praised as some comic queen, sign on for shitty sequels, and demand more for her next projects (like X3). UGH.

    #155 | Comment by Ricochet — May 17, 2004 @ 10:26 pm

  156. enough Linsday and Hallie … pick some new girls.

    #156 | Comment by new girls wanted — May 17, 2004 @ 10:40 pm

  157. I love niggers.

    #157 | Comment by Bubba — May 17, 2004 @ 10:49 pm

  158. New Catwoman movie = not good.

    The End.

    #158 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 17, 2004 @ 10:54 pm

  159. Forget about Catwoman.

    Just put up some pics.

    #159 | Comment by Blah — May 17, 2004 @ 11:20 pm

  160. I agree the ‘n’ word is generally offensive. So is ‘MoFo’ ‘a**hole’, ‘ho’ and tons of other words that we all seem to hear daily. But if the words are so offensive then why are they so plentiful in our culture? Why have so many of them become sanitized less-offensive versions of what they started out to mean?

    Why is it that Snoop calls his homies ‘niggas’ but when Kineshia wants me to move my white ass out of her way, the same word doesn’t apply?

    If you take great offense to being called something then ask yourself how closely you resemble the slur? I really doubt anyone will ever use the ‘n’ word to describe me or even to try to insult me. It just doesn’t fit.

    Personally I don’t use the ‘n’ word out loud but I sometimes think it when confronting some folks from the ‘hood’. Am I being racist? I don’t think so because it’s not the color I’m judgnig but the mentality and the attitude. I know there are dark skinned people who would consider me a racist for using a word that means something to them that it doesn’t mean to me.

    And in case you all missed the point, the problem is that I (as do we all) judge people. And if anyone tells you they don’t, ask them how long they’ve had that lying problem.

    Steven Tyler had the greatest line in a song that I’ve ever heard when he sang "if you can judge a man by the color of his skin then, brother, you’re a better man than I". Truer words were never spoken.

    Halle Berry is so not hot, and she looks more white to me than black. I wouldn’t rent Swordfish on $1 night to check her out, but if it came on HBO I’d watch a few extra minutes if I knew the payoff was near. But I wouldn’t wait 30 minutes… After all, I’d probably have a better chance of seeing better boobies on Fubar if we can get past this fucking thread!

    #160 | Comment by Ben Lurkin — May 17, 2004 @ 11:25 pm

  161. Posters posting for the 200+ post campaign!

    Post away!

    #161 | Comment by Buddy — May 17, 2004 @ 11:27 pm

  162. 200 aint that big of a deal the libby hoeler post was like 475 or something crazy like that

    #162 | Comment by hesey — May 17, 2004 @ 11:28 pm

  163. the correct term is knee-grows.

    Thank you Oprah queen of the fat bastards.

    #163 | Comment by DrPhil — May 17, 2004 @ 11:32 pm

  164. I agree the ‘n’ word is generally offensive. So is ‘MoFo’ ‘a**hole’, ‘ho’ and tons of other words that we all seem to hear daily.

    ——
    cos "nigger" has 400 years of slavery attached to it. Blacks started using it to take the power away from the whites that said it to them. Also, there’s a psychological diagnosis that claims ex-slaves would talk like their former owners because they felt it was a substance of power. so they started calling each other niggers. There are Linguistic and african american courses to take if you want to find out why non-blacks can’t use the word "nigger."

    the rest is just empathy.

    #164 | Comment by bah — May 17, 2004 @ 11:50 pm

  165. Why is it that Snoop calls his homies ‘niggas’ but when Kineshia wants me to move my white ass out of her way, the same word doesn’t apply?

    Snoop is black, you are white. It’s his word to do with as he pleases. His references to bitches and hos however, is another story.

    The entire concept of using a word to empower that has historically been used to degrade is obviously lost on many of you.

    This is understandable, since most of you are very, very stupid.

    #165 | Comment by Amy — May 17, 2004 @ 11:56 pm

  166. bligityblah must be good at multi-tasking, he has managed to suck J’s dick and type racist bullshit all at the same time. Someone should lock you in a room with Mike Tyson. Heck you’d probably enjoy yourself, if he decides to rape you you could at least pretend he’s J!

    #166 | Comment by BizzLe — May 18, 2004 @ 1:01 am

  167. This movie is gonna bomb and everyone knows it.. the worse part is they casted Halle Berry to play catwoman; who was never an amazing actor to begin with and was only acceptable as storm due in part to the limited screen time she got; add to that the most ridiculous costume ever designed and there’s no question noone is gonna see this.

    How could anyone in their right mind not have known that the costume they made fer this movie was complete garbage? Bout the only thing that can save this movie now is to redesign the catwoman costume to a "birthday suit"..

    #167 | Comment by What were they thinking? — May 18, 2004 @ 1:26 am

  168. mmm…. pamela anderson is….CATWOMAN

    #168 | Comment by Mr. Junky — May 18, 2004 @ 1:37 am

  169. If everyone in the world killed 1 nigger, would the world be a better place?

    No, not unless all the mexicans, jews and other disgusting minorities were killed too. Preferably drowned to prevent global warming.

    #169 | Comment by Bradley McKenna — May 18, 2004 @ 2:13 am

  170. What the fuck, lindsay lohan is not that talented and she isn’t even that hot. Why the fuck is she driving around in a SL55? I eat at that returant all the time(sunset/Mels Diner). If I ever see her car, I am gonna splooge on her door handle.

    #170 | Comment by me — May 18, 2004 @ 2:20 am

  171. i hope i’m post 200…that would rock

    go black people!

    #171 | Comment by guncircle39 — May 18, 2004 @ 2:23 am

  172. Jesus christ. I came here to see Lindsay Lohan pics, not to read some bigoted 14 year old ignoramuses talk about how "a nigger shouldn’t play Catwoman (but I’m not racist)."

    Fuck you all a whole lot.

    #172 | Comment by this thread sucks — May 18, 2004 @ 2:33 am

  173. oooh let me guess, bradley mckenna – only white people have the right to live, right? oh wait, i got a better idea. lets bomb the rest of the world too, so only white americans survive.

    thats your plan right?

    GREAT idea, asshole.

    #173 | Comment by sarah — May 18, 2004 @ 2:59 am

  174. Bradley McKenna, I’m waiting for you to knock on my door when you come to kill me. We’ll see who gets the best deal out of that encounter.

    #174 | Comment by HugeMexican — May 18, 2004 @ 3:13 am

  175. I love how everyone gets so offended by racist people. Unless they do something like burn your house down or dress up in white robes, who really gives a shit? Everyone’s so uptight about it and 75% of them are too young to have experienced what the whole thing really means. People say stupid shit. Get over it. If everyone spent less time worrying about what racial slur some guy just used, people would probably enjoy life a lot more.

    #175 | Comment by Jonstafa — May 18, 2004 @ 4:07 am

  176. discussion is where their experience and cognitive growth comes from. our generation is already apathetic and apolitical as it is. however, i think most people say such things merely for the sake of saying it.

    hence my contribution to 200 posts

    #176 | Comment by bah — May 18, 2004 @ 4:23 am

  177. The problem is the costume. When I first saw it I was like "What the fuck?!" But I guess it ultimate boils down to how good the story is, can the actress act and how much advertisement and marketing its getting. But hey I like most of the comic turn to movies shit that they been pumping to us.

    X-men – loved it
    X-men 2 – ok
    DareDevil – loved it
    Hulk – ok
    SpiderMan – loved it
    Punisher – ok
    Harry Potter – fucking LOVED IT….opps this one wasn’t a comic lol

    183th post

    #177 | Comment by J-Mah — May 18, 2004 @ 5:36 am

  178. 43 cats were trained for the film. Halle Berry adopted one of them afterwards, an Egyptian mau named Play Dough

    Michelle Pfeiffer had low opinions of the costume’s comfort level from Batman Returns (1992) and consequently declined reprising the role.

    Ashley Judd was originally slated for the lead role.

    184

    #178 | Comment by HugeMexican — May 18, 2004 @ 5:54 am

  179. "The entire concept of using a word to empower that has historically been used to degrade is obviously lost on many of you."

    I’ve heard this argument before and its the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. You don’t see Asian Americans going around saying my "gook" or whites saying my "cracker" Why? Because they are smart enough to know better. Using a racial slur on yourself and your own people does’nt empower, it just makes you look even more ignorant.

    #179 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — May 18, 2004 @ 6:44 am

  180. Snoop is black, so ‘nigga’ is his word to use as he sees fit. I, as a white person, don’t have the same freedom of usage. Right… I guess only women can get away with using ‘ho’ because only a woman understands what this experience means.

    Is that because Snoop was born a slave and earned this right himself? Or was that because some of his ancestors were slaves? Well some of his ancestors were African Warriors but he’s not rapping about that! If there was more money in it than complaining about the ‘black’ experience then that’s all we’d hear. It’s just a few people exploiting their culture for their own gain.

    My number one complaint about a lot of people is that they take a negative and hold on to it like it’s their purpose for living. Soem poor black kid can’t get a job at the local car wash so he robs someone to get some crack and buy Snoop’s latest so he can wallow in his defeat. Right…

    If you weren’t a slave then you don’t get to bitch and moan about it. Inner city kids without much hope got that way because their parrents didn’t teach them how to get out. There was no board meeting of white people who met to decide that the goal was to herd blacks into low income housing, pass out crack and guns, and let them kill each other.

    Every success story you hear about is because someone of substance got off their ass and worked to make their life better. That goes for black, white, yellow, brown, etc.

    #180 | Comment by Ben Lurkin — May 18, 2004 @ 7:47 am

  181. Laden here,keep postin lets gets get to 200!
    those lohan magazine caps are sweet esepcailyl that one in those small jeans holy shit she is fine.

    #181 | Comment by Bin Laden — May 18, 2004 @ 12:06 pm

  182. ————————————————-
    200 aint that big of a deal the libby hoeler post was like 475 or something crazy like that

    Posted by hesey – 11:28pm May 17, 2004
    ————————————————-

    There is a difference, this isn’t no college porn, its a post with 2 lines and a link to a movie trailer. lets make it 200 posts for a 2 line post.

    #182 | Comment by Bin Laden — May 18, 2004 @ 12:09 pm

  183. I think 200 would be cool.

    #183 | Comment by johnny — May 18, 2004 @ 12:12 pm

  184. Lets…not.

    #184 | Comment by Ricochet — May 18, 2004 @ 12:13 pm

  185. you think catwoman’s gonna suck.. how about that fuckin I,robot movie. the robots look gay and the name is fucking dumb as hell. plus will smith is so 1999.

    #185 | Comment by thedarkness — May 18, 2004 @ 12:45 pm

  186. I Robot looks good, to me.

    #186 | Comment by Nukeman — May 18, 2004 @ 12:58 pm

  187. how about everyone just up fuck the shut? how does that grab ya? so what if I like to make racecars out of my shit? no one cares. so up fuck the shut. now right.

    #187 | Comment by TITSINMAHANDS — May 18, 2004 @ 4:03 pm

  188. Why does all the empathy go to black people? They fought slavery, slavery ended, they fought segregation, that ended. Then, they got empathy, because they deserved it. Now? Now I think everyone’s pretty much on even terms.
    And what’s the big fuss about the "n" word? A white person says it, and a room falls silent. A black person says "cracker", and no one gives a shit. The "n" word has a history of bigotry and hatred. So that makes it okay to use new, fresh derogatory terms. Right.

    And what the HELL is up with Catwoman’s head?

    188

    #188 | Comment by Harrison — May 18, 2004 @ 4:27 pm

  189. nothing. i heard she gives great head…

    #189 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — May 18, 2004 @ 6:04 pm

  190. This must have really hit a chord with me because I can’t seem to let it go. Let me share an experience with you all and see what you have to add.

    I know a 2nd shift warehouse manager who lost his temper and then his job because he called one of his flunkies a "stupid bastard". Never mind that this flunkie had several warnings for sub-standard work. Never mind that this flunkie was eventually fired because he couldn’t work at required speed or with required accuracy.

    What’s at issue is that this "stupid bastard" never heard his supervisor ever call one of the white flunkies by any slang terms, and so he felt singled out by his blackness. The flunkie admitted that he wasn’t called by a racial slur, but got a lawyer to agree that there was enough chance that he had been racially profiled by this supervisor that they had a case.

    The company tucked tail and promptly fired this supervisor’s white ass. I understand that he had a pretty good track record of improving company standards and increasing productivity over the previous 3 years. The threat of a racial lawsuit and the publicity was enough to warrant the company backing down.

    Stupid flunkie bastard wasn’t there 6 months.

    Did the stupid bastard get anything else, like money, out of the deal? No, all he got was the satisfaction of having the stupid white supervisor terminated as punishment for the reprehensible crime of ‘possible racial profiling’. I think he wanted money, but he got squat.

    Oh and did I mention that on this 2nd shift that there are nearly equal parts white, black and brown (hispanic) people. No one interviewed thought the stupid white supervisor exhibited a racially discriminatory attitude.

    Stupid white supervisor’s wife also worked for the same company and lost her job because of a possible "security risk". Now they both collect unemployment and try hard to keep a house and food available for their 3 kids. Stupid white supervisor lost his new truck, but fortunately wife’s car was paid for.

    One possible moral of this story: if you’re going to call *anyone* a "stupid bastard" then you better call *everyone* a "stupid bastard".

    I know, maybe not first hand, that the "black experience" is littered with wrongdoings. I don’t see that this manager wronged anyone – but if it was morally wrong to call someone a "stupid bastard" it wasn’t a racially motivated response.

    This is a case of a black person using the system against a white person just because they could. Maybe the "white experience" isn’t as great as some blacks out there make it out to be.

    Does this mean that the stupid black bastard owes the stupid white supervisor a mule and 20 acres?

    #190 | Comment by Ben Lurkin — May 18, 2004 @ 6:33 pm

  191. everybody calm the fuck down "Take everything here with a grain of salt" its even in the fucking Disclaimer for crying out loud.

    #191 | Comment by hesey — May 18, 2004 @ 6:56 pm

  192. i think white people need a word too. From hence forth we shall all be known as plinks and if another race calls us that we are alowed to get insulted because its our gay word that only we can use. So wut all u niggas. my plinks r gonna fuck u up.

    #192 | Comment by shazzy69 — May 18, 2004 @ 8:04 pm

  193. http://collegehumor.com/?image_id=20665

    #193 | Comment by DST61 — May 18, 2004 @ 8:05 pm

  194. Man, i come here to read funny stuff and look at hot ass chicks, over 18yrs i prefer of course. Then the whole race thing comes up. For those of you who do not think its a big deal then look at this comment section and see how its about to hit 200 almost. it DOES strikes a nerve! For those who like to type racist crap online but is scared shitfaced to say it in real life…STFU you are not funny! Now, back to the hot ass chicks, 18yrs and over for me πŸ™‚

    #194 | Comment by pinky — May 18, 2004 @ 8:12 pm

  195. I’ve heard this argument before and its the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. You don’t see Asian Americans going around saying my "gook" or whites saying my "cracker" Why? Because they are smart enough to know better. Using a racial slur on yourself and your own people does’nt empower, it just makes you look even more ignorant.

    Posted by Outlaw Torn – 6:44am May 18, 2004
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    Blacks make up a large proportion of the American population, while Asians make up a smaller number. Asians were not under the auspices of slavery to the extent of Africans. Asians or any other ethnicities were not treated as harshly nor endured longer racism than the Blacks. I am an asian and I have never been called a chink and I do not feel the word "chink" has been used to the degree of the word "nigger."

    Whites were not called crackers by other whites or even blacks to the extent of the usage of the word "nigger."

    #195 | Comment by bah — May 18, 2004 @ 10:00 pm

  196. Why does all the empathy go to black people? They fought slavery, slavery ended, they fought segregation, that ended. Then, they got empathy, because they deserved it. Now? Now I think everyone’s pretty much on even terms.
    And what’s the big fuss about the "n" word? A white person says it, and a room falls silent. A black person says "cracker", and no one gives a shit. The "n" word has a history of bigotry and hatred. So that makes it okay to use new, fresh derogatory terms. Right.

    Posted by Harrison – 4:27pm May 18, 2004
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    This is where minorities and the majority’s thinking differ. Blacks and other minorities still think segregation occurs.

    Most whites believe in equality rather than equity. This is understandable since they are of the majority. I won’t argue for my stance on Affirmative Action because i think its depends on the individual’s upbringing and ethnicity.

    #196 | Comment by bah — May 18, 2004 @ 10:07 pm

  197. bah, I don’t know exactly what you were trying to prove right there. Call me ign’ant, but I missed it.

    #197 | Comment by Harrison — May 18, 2004 @ 10:09 pm

  198. down side, you are all racists…

    up side, this is one post closer to 200!

    #198 | Comment by guncircle39 — May 18, 2004 @ 10:42 pm

  199. bing da da ding next one

    #199 | Comment by fat finger five — May 18, 2004 @ 10:58 pm

  200. 200th post, bitches.

    #200 | Comment by Ricochet — May 18, 2004 @ 10:59 pm

  201. I kick so much ass, I started a huge racial outbreak of comments and it got me to number 200 suckazz. eat my shizot.

    #201 | Comment by J — May 18, 2004 @ 10:59 pm

  202. See…he’s a dumbass!

    #202 | Comment by K — May 18, 2004 @ 11:55 pm

  203. shouldn’t banned him tho.. he makes the rest of us look smart..

    #203 | Comment by bah — May 19, 2004 @ 1:01 am

  204. /copy from J-mah
    X-men – loved it
    X-men 2 – ok
    DareDevil – loved it
    Hulk – ok
    SpiderMan – loved it
    Punisher – ok
    /end quote

    This list is fucking funny. X2 was 20 times better than the first one. Daredevil really sucked. The Hulk was badass, except for the lame ending. And so on..

    #204 | Comment by Dex — May 19, 2004 @ 1:02 am

  205. I just saw Troy today (which was the most dissapointing movie i have seen in a long time) and one of the previews was for the Catwoman movie. And its going to suck so hard that it could get chrome off a bumper. It just looks bad. Race ain’t got anything to do with it either. The plot summery that i have read as well as the super lame costume are the main downfalls of this shitbomb. Halle is wicked hot, so i understand trying to make the costume skimpy to show off her body, but the ears look fucking retarded. I think they could have made the "many catwomen over time" thing if they had put more thought into it. but they didn’t, and so it shall suck.

    And Troy was so very disapointing. I was hoping for so much more, and i was pissed that they so totally changed the Trojan myth.

    #205 | Comment by kvl — May 19, 2004 @ 1:49 am

  206. is it just me or isnt catwoman supposed to be evil? why the hell is she now fighting crime? i think halle berry is hot, but i would never see this crap! oh spiderman, x-men and hulk all sucked. i am huge marvel fan but those movies killed their series.

    #206 | Comment by Rick_James_Bitch — May 19, 2004 @ 2:27 am

  207. mother fucker..would u all stop whining about this crap? niggers jews chinks gooks..so wht? this happens every mother fucking days..and i dont see u mother fuckers rallying to congress about it. just give it a break..if people wanna be racist..let them..if they wanna use nigger in wht they say…let them..if u dont like it..then dont come to the place where it is used. enough of this shit!

    #207 | Comment by jareth — May 19, 2004 @ 10:55 am

  208. http://ut.netmusicpromotions.com/dn5a383771azh.html

    #208 | Comment by check it out — May 19, 2004 @ 12:42 pm

  209. http://www.campchaos.com/show.php?iID=858 This is a REALLY funny trailer completely ragging on Catwomen. Hilarious.

    #209 | Comment by Trader Joe — May 19, 2004 @ 12:53 pm

  210. Hey, anyone ever hear of some girl named Libby that does a strip show on a web cam? I hear it’s hot, need a link PLEEAASEEE!

    #210 | Comment by Lindsay — May 19, 2004 @ 2:23 pm

  211. 200 posts, 2 line post…

    Mission accomplished

    Terrorists Win

    #211 | Comment by Bin Laden — May 19, 2004 @ 4:29 pm

  212. I HATE Affirmative Blacktion. It is bull crap.

    #212 | Comment by Victor G. — May 20, 2004 @ 4:35 pm

  213. Affirmative Blacktion. Very funny. Considering that affirmative action benefits women as well, and if not more to boot. Seriously though, blacktion? Could that be any cheesier? Racists have the worst sense of humor. You know, why bother being racist? I mean really, what do you get out of it, and whats the point? You know, if you weren’t, you’d be a lot happier.

    Newsflash everyone; Halle Berry is playing a character named Patience Phillips. NOT Selina Kyle. Jim Crow called…he wants his bigots back.

    Guizhang, how does she not have “African American” features? (Stop using African American please. Its so PC and there are other black people of different ethnicities in America). She has full lips, a somewhat wide nose, etc. To say if she was lighter she’d look white is a trip. She’d look albino. There are plenty of black women who look like Halle who do not have any Caucasian blood in them. Besides, in any event, most black people have Caucasian and/or Native American backgrounds anyway.

    Just because a group of black folks who like to call each other the N-word doesn’t mean ALL black do, or approve of it.

    #213 | Comment by angela — January 6, 2008 @ 4:35 am

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