American Idol

Who’s watching right now? Oh come on. I know some of you are. Don’t be an elitist fuck just because it’s ‘American Idol’. “Ew! American Idol! Only fags watch that!”. Shut up and humor yourselves.

Anyhow, for those of you who do care, i REALLY hope that fucking Jasmine Trias gets kicked off the show. How in the HELL she didn’t get kicked off last week is beyond me. I blame the entire island of Hawaii. La Toya was ROBBED. Jasmine doesn’t even deserve to be this far into the competition right now.

If she makes it into the top two, i’ll flip. Diana Degarmo and Fantasia deserve to be there right now. Actually no, La Toya and Fantasia should be there right now. But of course, stupid Hawaii cheated and must’ve called in to vote like a gazillion bajillion mazzillion times and La Toya got kicked off instead. But yeah, Fantasia IS the American Idol and if she or Diana Degarmo gets voted off tonight, and fucking no talent Jasmine Trias stays, i. will. flip.

Diana Degarmo is hot. I’d hit it.

Seacrest out!

85 thoughts on “American Idol

  1. Diana has NABs!

    #1 | Comment by bligityblah — May 19, 2004 @ 9:35 pm

  2. yeah I’d hit it. Degarmo out.

    Jasmine sux ass.

    #2 | Comment by DrPhil — May 19, 2004 @ 9:35 pm

  3. fuck you Dr. Phil, i’m the Phil.

    #3 | Comment by Phil — May 19, 2004 @ 9:39 pm

  4. Oprah kix your ass.

    #4 | Comment by DrPhil — May 19, 2004 @ 9:41 pm

  5. American Idol sucks ass this year. So far the only good one was the first one. It’s old. Face it.

    #5 | Comment by Mobius — May 19, 2004 @ 9:42 pm

  6. American Idol blows. In fact 90% of reality TV shows suck like a hoover. They are also to blame for the lack f new good sitcoms, cause they all get cancelled cause they can’t compete with crap like american idol.

    Bah humbug to it all.

    #6 | Comment by kvl — May 19, 2004 @ 9:42 pm


    #7 | Comment by Justin — May 19, 2004 @ 9:44 pm

  8. POST 7 AMERICAN IDOL IS RIGGED i’ve created a system that dials 750,000 votes a hour.

    Bombs Away!

    #8 | Comment by Bin Laden — May 19, 2004 @ 9:45 pm

  9. Smallville season finally was tonight. Much better than the Idol, & Kristen Kruek is too fine to miss.

    #9 | Comment by Buddy — May 19, 2004 @ 9:46 pm

  10. american idol is rigged…Oprah has an AT&T phone and I’m gonna blow it up for votes for Jasmine….TEXT AWAY!

    #10 | Comment by DrPhil — May 19, 2004 @ 9:46 pm


    #11 | Comment by Justin — May 19, 2004 @ 9:51 pm


    #12 | Comment by Justin — May 19, 2004 @ 9:54 pm

  13. i am happy.

    the end.

    #13 | Comment by Justin — May 19, 2004 @ 9:55 pm


    if i won i would have let u hit me all nite. I’d ride u like i ride the waves in hawaii.

    Cowabunga Dood! you mean person

    #14 | Comment by Jasmine Trias — May 19, 2004 @ 10:01 pm

    Adios, Jasmine – don’t let the door smack ya where God cracked ya!!

    #15 | Comment by Darthbane — May 19, 2004 @ 10:05 pm

  16. I think its "don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya"

    #16 | Comment by senason — May 19, 2004 @ 10:09 pm

  17. at least william hung got a swift kick to the nuts and shot down quickly. his rise to stardom however ….

    american idol is only good on tuesday nights 2 minutes before 24 since i know the shit will be over pronto!

    #17 | Comment by — May 19, 2004 @ 10:25 pm

  18. c’mon… you americans really want a baboon to be your idol and have baboon pictures seen everywhere and whenever you on the TV?

    not trying to be racist here, but her arrogance really irritates me.

    btw, latoya and hudson was robbed by the MONKEY and not trias or stevens

    #18 | Comment by J — May 19, 2004 @ 10:31 pm

  19. Yeah I am pretty much done with this season. It will never be a fair competition because they will never limit the amount of votes per phoneline.

    The fact that Fantasia is going to win makes me want to puke. I didn’t like her when she was called Macy Grey and I don’t like her now.

    I also love how, no matter how terrible she performs, Randy Jackson kisses her ass and tells her how great she is. There must be something wrong w/ my tv, because she sounds like a wounded cat on this end.

    #19 | Comment by Kei — May 19, 2004 @ 10:38 pm

  20. i’d like diana to win. too bad she won’t though. actually she probably isn’t supposed to be this far in the competition anyway. like i said, it should’ve been la toya and fantasia. jasmine and hawaii screwed things up. la toya and fantasia are pretty much the best out of the whole lot of contestants this year.

    it’d be a miracle if diana wins though. but if she DOES win, people are probably gonna be like "the wrong contestant won!!!!" just like how people were complaining about how it should’ve been clay aiken last year and not alabama ruben.

    conspiracy theories away!

    #20 | Comment by Justin — May 19, 2004 @ 10:51 pm

  21. Malaysian Idol is starting up as I type. Dammit.

    as for conspiracy theories.. what elton john said. pfft.

    #21 | Comment by steph — May 19, 2004 @ 11:00 pm

  22. What are you all saying?! Jasmine was the hottest of the three; I haven’t heard them sing, but Clearly Jasmine was the most attractive

    …Diana is chunky.

    #22 | Comment by Ex — May 19, 2004 @ 11:00 pm

  23. 100% in agreement, Justin.

    Except I probably wouldn’t hit Diana.

    #23 | Comment by Amy — May 19, 2004 @ 11:06 pm

  24. Not Watching it

    #24 | Comment by jaka — May 19, 2004 @ 11:22 pm

  25. Diana is a chunky sugary little slut. But the bitch can sing. Fantasia rocks. She better win. I’d bang Jasmine in a second. Did anyone see how hot Katie Webber is? She didn’t make the final cut.

    #25 | Comment by lindsay lohan is ugly — May 19, 2004 @ 11:24 pm

  26. yea, i was watching south park man those little paper kids kickass

    #26 | Comment by J.C. — May 19, 2004 @ 11:26 pm


    #27 | Comment by lindsay lohan is ugly — May 19, 2004 @ 11:28 pm

  28. oh, id HIT diana…

    #28 | Comment by d33j — May 19, 2004 @ 11:29 pm

  29. WOOOO…Go Calgary Flames…

    #29 | Comment by Xopher — May 19, 2004 @ 11:46 pm

  30. gaaaaay.

    #30 | Comment by Dex — May 20, 2004 @ 1:17 am

  31. **Finally…someone with sense. Totally agreed with you kei. It was freaking obvious last night that randy is freaking bias!! He’s like switching off totally to the contestants’ performance and only want fantasia to win. And to know that FOX is actually paying this n—– to be a fair judge. **

    Please don’t agree w/ me and then throw the "N" word out there. I’m not racist and I don’t like the fact that Randy is. Don’t lower yourself to his level.

    #31 | Comment by Kei — May 20, 2004 @ 1:25 am

  32. Degarmo is like three contestants in one…. no she weighs as much as three sorry

    What clever outfit job will they do for her next week. Maybe cover her in a car cover and sex it up with sequins

    #32 | Comment by the truth — May 20, 2004 @ 1:34 am

  33. hahha… Okey, I take back everything I say. To those that I offend, I’m truely sorry. Didnt mean to be rude but randy was really over the line yesterday.

    Sorry to Fantasia too. I’m sure you’ll earn big bucks but I still dont think you are an idol. We’ll see tonight. 🙂

    Very sorry again for my inconsiderate comments.

    #33 | Comment by J — May 20, 2004 @ 1:45 am

  34. Fantasia is ugly. LaToya and Diana should have been the two finalists.

    #34 | Comment by deedas — May 20, 2004 @ 2:28 am

  35. the problem is the time zones. when the show airs in hawaii, the whole country has already passed the deadline for voting. thus the hawain canidate gets all the votes from hawaii without having to compete for an open line like everyone else.

    #35 | Comment by trapperkeeper — May 20, 2004 @ 3:05 am

  36. Degarmo my buttcrack, I would hit Jasmin 24-7! She is HOT!

    #36 | Comment by Roland Deschaine — May 20, 2004 @ 3:08 am

  37. I’ll back that…any guy who didn’t want to see Jasmine win should begin questioning their sexuality right about now.

    #37 | Comment by Iced Gold — May 20, 2004 @ 6:04 am

  38. fantasia rocks!

    justin, you actually make sense when you’re not talking about your love for titanic.

    which btw, SUCKS ass.

    #38 | Comment by sarah — May 20, 2004 @ 7:08 am

  39. Ew! American Idol! Only fags watch that!


    #39 | Comment by Mandarin — May 20, 2004 @ 7:17 am

  40. Diana D. is a big fat cow, I’m beginning to think Justen is a fag…Titanic

    #40 | Comment by dudehere — May 20, 2004 @ 11:35 am

  41. this is american idol…and fantasia barrino looks like the wrong end of a talking monkey..ugliest thing i have seen since whoopi goldberg. and diana degarmo..well sheis a bit chubby dont u think?…sigh..this is the wrost american idol yet

    #41 | Comment by jareth — May 20, 2004 @ 11:43 am

  42. Finally…someone with sense. Totally agreed with you kei. It was freaking obvious last night that randy is freaking bias!! He’s like switching off totally to the contestants’ performance and only want fantasia to win. And to know that FOX is actually paying this nigger to be a fair judge.

    Choose a celine dion song for diana is trying to sabotage her. He knew her worst performance was her titanic song so he did it on purpose to kill of the last singer that can compete with fantasia. SO F**king LAME!!!

    If he and fantasia are whites, I bet the whole world is going to say he is racist. But now, he is apparently a hero. What shit is this?

    #42 | Comment by J — May 20, 2004 @ 12:01 pm

  43. diana is 16

    #43 | Comment by eddie — May 20, 2004 @ 12:02 pm

  44. Oh yah justin. Fantasia is good. But this is american IDOL. Is not some simple singing contest. Is to find someone that ppl look up to to call their idol. Being not pretty is acceptable. But ugly and arrogant?

    Fantasia is an arrogant bitch. Have you ever seen her accepting criticism when she really sang badly. She will always defend herselves by saying she knows she’s already a winner. She have totally no respect to other contestants.

    This is so obvious when she was voted in the bottom 3 for the first time. She laughed and dance like a monkey. Being in the bottom 3 is suppose to let the contestant reflect on what they may have done wrong so that they will improve. But she couldnt care less because she has already crowned herself as the winner.

    Hope she’s voted off today

    #44 | Comment by J — May 20, 2004 @ 12:12 pm

  45. diana will win shut yer cocksuckers

    #45 | Comment by roy — May 20, 2004 @ 12:36 pm

  46. Hawaii… probably using phone wires connected to coconut shells in their efforts to phreak the phone system and rig the balloting. Some guy with wirecutters in California probably cut the phone wires to Hawaii tonight, thank goodness. Go Diana!

    And go Calgary… if Tampa Bay makes it and wins the Cup, I’ll burn all hockey related gear I’ve got.

    Sharks Away!

    #46 | Comment by Anonymous Coward — May 20, 2004 @ 12:59 pm

  47. Well, this AI has a white chick just like the last one did.

    Oh, and true that on Fantasia’s looks.

    #47 | Comment by mor — May 20, 2004 @ 1:07 pm

  48. You morons, Hawaii had nothing to do w/ Jasmine staying. She stayed because Simon made her cry and that pissed to voters off. Since they can’t give Simon the finger to his face, they did it over the phone lines.

    Unfortunatly, this means lil Ms. Cat-inna-Blender Fantasia gets to win. yay.

    And now I’m going to count the extra brownie points I got for starting this comment off with "you morons."

    #48 | Comment by Kei — May 20, 2004 @ 1:23 pm

  49. Hawaii is an archipelago, not an island

    #49 | Comment by J — May 20, 2004 @ 1:32 pm

  50. Hawaii is a state. Hawaii is also the name of one of the islands in the Hawaiian island chain.

    #50 | Comment by j — May 20, 2004 @ 1:51 pm

  51. I had sex w/ Diana about a month before the idol thing started. Big party, got drunk, we went to a bedroom…..great round ass, takes it from behind like a champ….and yes, she LOVES doggy. Peace.

    #51 | Comment by Victor G. — May 20, 2004 @ 1:59 pm

  52. Victor, that was me. And next time, have the decency to take pictures and put them on the internet after I turn 18 and tell people that you took them after my birthday.

    #52 | Comment by Ms. Lohan — May 20, 2004 @ 2:09 pm

  53. BULLSHIT is called, i claim BULLSHIT on same sex marriages. I Dont care if this is the right place to do it or not however my comment is bullshit. A male human who does not find a female human to be sexually attractive is BROKEN. GAY PEOPLE ARE DEFECTIVE HUMANS. I work in the IT industry and when a computer is broken we dont find a way to let it continue its existance as though it isnt. I send it back to the manufacturing company or THROW IT IN THE TRASH CAN.

    #53 | Comment by theshaft — May 20, 2004 @ 3:15 pm

  54. homosexuals piss me off. they are a disgrace to mankind.

    #54 | Comment by trapperkeeper — May 20, 2004 @ 3:17 pm

  55. American Idol is void of talent. From the contestants, to the judges, to the fans that waste money voting for a person that wont have a career past their first album.

    #55 | Comment by Monty — May 20, 2004 @ 3:29 pm

  56. Hey theshaft, I think a post about American Idol is the perfect place to talk about the wrongness of gay marriages. After all the fans of the show are all broken.

    #56 | Comment by fungi — May 20, 2004 @ 4:23 pm

  57. I’m against gay marriage BIG time. Unless, ofcourse, they are 2 hot lesbians. Then, my friends, it should be allowed.

    #57 | Comment by Victor G. — May 20, 2004 @ 4:29 pm

  58. Dude that was weak, stop talking about that lame show, "seacrest out" is funny but the show itself is just yeah.. no need to go into that.

    #58 | Comment by dotdotdot — May 20, 2004 @ 5:40 pm

  59. FANTASIA SUCKS!!!!!!!!! ALL of her songs that the judges praise her for are all talk singing songs(rikki martin like) where you dont’t have to hold any notes-except for the whitney H song which was nothing special. Diana holds those notes like a champ. If I have to listen to more of fantasia’s macy gray voice nasty ghetto style for more than a song I’ll puke. Clay Aiken is a fag yes but that motherfucker can out sing them all.-my 2 cents

    #59 | Comment by fing 11 — May 20, 2004 @ 5:57 pm

  60. jeez…how many stupid, racist, homophobic people come here…i remember coming here and the only bad comments were coming from two girls that used to post here arguing about what women should do for guys during sex…hehe or even one getting flamed for being a big breasted camwhore…but those were funny…not anti-homosexual or racist bull…remember justin is gay…he must be with all the titanic and american idol references….haha j/k sorry justin..

    #60 | Comment by hitek — May 20, 2004 @ 6:00 pm

  61. Do you want to know how starved for anything worthwhile this country is? I am a talentless schmuck, but I get paid to host a show like American Idol and my own show. I am an idiot, but now I am a filthy rich idiot. Isn’t this country great!!

    $eacre$t Out

    #61 | Comment by ryan s. — May 20, 2004 @ 6:32 pm


    #62 | Comment by Kiddo — May 20, 2004 @ 7:18 pm

  63. "I am a talentless schmuck, but I get paid to host a show like American Idol and my own show"

    I’ll agree with that. Don’t watch American Idol or Canadian, but watched Seacrest show for Lindsay and he sucks! I mean he had Smokey Robinson on his show and was talking about Gumbo and Stevie Wonder. No talent…

    #63 | Comment by qchad — May 20, 2004 @ 7:19 pm


    #64 | Comment by Kiddo — May 20, 2004 @ 7:27 pm

  65. meh, she can just get another car.

    #65 | Comment by Cart — May 20, 2004 @ 7:40 pm

  66. american idol is gay

    #66 | Comment by Mr. Junky — May 20, 2004 @ 8:37 pm

  67. there really are some crass people in here.
    Funny thing is, none of it really matters. Maybe Fantasia will win, but go back to singing in her church, while Jasmine works hard at her career like Tamyra Gray. It doesn’t matter who wins or loses on that show.
    And if Jasmine had no talent, she wouldn’t have been on the show at all;that much should be obvious. Blaming an entire chain of islands for results you disagree with is rather silly. That said, I’m glad she’s gone. And I’ll bet she is,too.
    ps. I am from Hawaii. I didn’t like your insulting it, but what-eva haole. When you are kanaka, everyone is Family. Maybe they’ll succeed in secceeding some day.

    #67 | Comment by Bsti — May 20, 2004 @ 9:25 pm

  68. Perfect time for the site to go down, Justin. I’m going out of town for a few days, now I won’t miss anything!

    #68 | Comment by pg — May 20, 2004 @ 9:56 pm

  69. This site is hella cool and really funny but where the hell did all these scared fucks who talk down about gays and minorites online come from? I dont give a damn if there is a disclaimer. they need to STFU!

    #69 | Comment by k — May 20, 2004 @ 10:16 pm

  70. Trolls.

    #70 | Comment by Amy — May 20, 2004 @ 10:28 pm

  71. I think Jasmine was teaching Diana how to eat putty-tat. That’s the real reason Diana cried when Trias was voted off.

    #71 | Comment by yoyo boy — May 20, 2004 @ 10:36 pm

  72. "This site is hella cool and really funny but where the hell did all these scared fucks who talk down about gays and minorites online come from? I dont give a damn if there is a disclaimer. they need to STFU!

    Posted by k – 10:16pm May 20, 2004"

    Not me, man, I love faggots.

    #72 | Comment by Bubba — May 21, 2004 @ 6:26 am


    #73 | Comment by — May 21, 2004 @ 7:31 am

  74. I am a faggot so therefore, Bubba loves me.

    I wish he was naked on my lap right now.

    By the way niggers suck.

    #74 | Comment by Bubba's Biggest Fan — May 21, 2004 @ 8:26 am

  75. Sooo.. is it just me or is Diana the white Raven ?

    #75 | Comment by Camshaft — May 21, 2004 @ 8:51 am

  76. well…she is !

    #76 | Comment by Camshaft — May 21, 2004 @ 8:52 am

  77. it’s funny you say that because i’ve been telling EVERYBODY that. like bligs.

    12/5/04 9:17 PM
    psykotik2k: mmm diana degarmo
    psykotik2k: i’d hit that
    psykotik2k: yummy yummy
    psykotik2k: soft
    psykotik2k: squishy
    jfcoggins: I don’t know who she is
    psykotik2k: american idol!
    psykotik2k: turn on fox
    psykotik2k: the blonde one
    psykotik2k: she’s like a white raven simone

    #77 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2004 @ 9:17 am

  78. a white Raven Simone? Jesus, you say that like it’s a good thing…

    #78 | Comment by cockblock — May 21, 2004 @ 12:08 pm

  79. Diana’s VERY hot, but Fantasia will rightfully win. Whatever good Jasmine had left to give the world ran out several weeks ago.

    #79 | Comment by Duante — May 21, 2004 @ 4:17 pm

  80. What’s wrong with Raven ?

    #80 | Comment by Camshaft — May 22, 2004 @ 1:57 am

  81. diana looks pregnant… damn john stevens…

    #81 | Comment by eyedea — May 22, 2004 @ 2:25 am

  82. Diana is mixed race, black, spanish and whatever else. She is trying her hardest to come off like she is a white chick for fear of being assaulted with derogatory comments. She is less talented, less sexy (she’s only 16) and less impromptu. La Toya is hot, and should have remained on the show for her singing ability, sexy body, and understated personality. Jasmine is a mediocre, bland excuse for a female. Finally, Fantasia is ghetto, and sloppy looking, but she is talented and will probably do better if she did not win the competition. None of these people are "American Idol" material though, because none of them are crackers with singing ability. A white cracker who could even remotely sing, and shake his hips like Elvis would have won hands down. That’s how stupid and racist Amerikkka is.

    #82 | Comment by Spoiler — May 22, 2004 @ 11:18 pm

  83. all of you that talk trash about hawaii and jasmine are all dooch bags,fact is idol is for dooch bags and fags,idol and all the trash talkers are monkey balls.aloha

    #83 | Comment by eddie — May 26, 2004 @ 7:09 am

  84. darthbane and justin are mahus’s.mahalo

    #84 | Comment by eddie — May 26, 2004 @ 7:17 am

  85. dr phil and spoiler are nut bags too

    #85 | Comment by eddie — May 26, 2004 @ 7:33 am

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