Lohan vs. Duff!

I watch watching MTV and they had this making the video thing on Hilary Duff’s new video, the one where she’s with her sister for that new movie Hilary’s in, A Cinderella Story. It just got me thinking… isn’t it funny, i mean, for a while there Hilary Duff was like, totally owning the teen queen scene. She was everywhere. TV, movies, music. And it was pretty much just her and Amanda Bynes, and Hilary was clearly ‘the winner’ (even though i prefer Amanda over her but Amanda’s just not doing very much these days to stay in the limelight) and then all of a sudden, Lindsay Lohan (and her tit) comes out of fucking NOWHERE and totally KILLS Hilary’s buzz.

She’s probably hating on Lindsay so much right now for stealing her thunder. It’s probably adding more fuel to the fire. Of course the recent SNL skit Lindsay did probably didn’t help either:

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Lohan Reignites Problems With Hilary Duff

Actress Lindsay Lohan has reignited her feud with fellow teen star Hilary Duff, after mocking their problems in a “Saturday Night Live” sketch. At the beginning of the month, Lohan guest-hosted the popular show, as part of promotional duties for her hit movie “Mean Girls.” But singer Duff, who fell out with Lohan after they dated pop heartthrob Aaron Carter at the same time, was less then impressed to see “SNL” regular Rachel Dratch dressed as her, singing that their feud was “so yesterday.”

She tells TV show Access Hollywood, “When I heard that Lindsay was going to be on ‘Saturday Night Live,’ I knew she was going to make fun of me. I wasn’t honored. I don’t think it’s an honor to be made fun of on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ “I’m not here to talk bad about her like she talks bad about me all the time. I just knew that it was gonna happen.” Lohan hits back, “We didn’t do anything derogatory towards her. I’m sorry if she felt offended her, but I thought things were cool. Hilary, I don’t wanna start anything again!”
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Ah.. girls girls girls..

Has anybody seen the ads on MTV for the MTV Movie Awards? Damn, Lindsay’s looks so fucking hot in them. Shit. I wonder if Hilary’s going to show up at the Awards. Maybe they’ll do a skit together or something. And then kiss and make up. YEAH.

I had a poll up about a year ago pitting Hilary against Amanda to determine who was hotter (and who fell better – they both had movies out where they had to do pratfalls).

Here were the results.

I think it’s time to do another poll. A battle royale between Hilary, Amanda AND Lindsay. Let’s see who comes out on top.

Personally, as of right now, i’d rank Lindsay 1st, Amanda 2nd and Hilary 3rd.

Votes away!

Battle Royale!
Amanda, Hilary or Lindsay?

Amanda Bynes
Hilary Duff
Lindsay Lohan

Oh and yes, for those of you who didn’t already know, Hilary Duff has a sister. An older, legal sister, Haylie Duff.

Oh and for the love of God, if i hear anybody say that Lohan’s boobs are fake, i’m going to kill them.

DO THESE LOOK FAKE TO YOU?!??!! CLEARLY NOT.

Also, Lindsay Lohan’s Bra is going for over US$10,000 now on eBay.

Lohan Lohan Lohan Lohan. Lohan.

Bynes.

No Duff. Hate Duff.

Update:

Nice VPL Linds.

119 thoughts on “Lohan vs. Duff!

  1. you are soooo lost, justin
    amanda is #1 in ANY poll

    #1 | Comment by vhw — May 31, 2004 @ 4:24 pm

  2. Amanda Bynes. nuff said.

    #2 | Comment by noname — May 31, 2004 @ 4:27 pm

  3. i call for a tie!

    they’re both definitely hotter than duff. they’re both hotter than BOTH duff’s combined!

    #3 | Comment by Justin — May 31, 2004 @ 4:28 pm

  4. The only good duff is a beer on the Simpsons. Bynes first, Lohan and her freely boobs second.

    #4 | Comment by surfpenguin — May 31, 2004 @ 4:30 pm

  5. no, no ties (mmm… avril =D)

    amanda is way hotter than lohan (and i do like lohan, i seriously do) and hillary is ugly (but i’d still fuck her given a chance)

    #5 | Comment by vhw — May 31, 2004 @ 4:32 pm

  6. has anyone noticed what was written on the ebay bra? i think you should take a look at that. love the lohan.

    #6 | Comment by reservrdg8 — May 31, 2004 @ 4:36 pm

  7. Duff’s sappiness sickens me!!! Lohan is hot and looks like an actual woman not some little girl like Duff, she’s cute though. Also, Lohan was doing movies and TV commercials before Duff was. Mmmmmmm beer…

    #7 | Comment by qchad — May 31, 2004 @ 4:37 pm

  8. Lohan would be no where without the chest, or the recent flaunting. Hilary doesn’t need to do any of that to be fmaous. Lohan doesn’t have a million selling debut album, nor does she have a scucessful TV franchise that has been making money for her and Disney for years. As far as movies, Hilary is just getting started in the movie world, as opposed to Lohan who her main line of work is movies. Lohan doesn’t have a big US tour though, and she never will either. Not only that, Hilary got to where she is because of pure charm and talent. Not because her father’s a millionare or her mother has some sort of career, not because she has huge breasts and likes to show them off, just because Hilary is who Hilary is. And at that, Hilary is YOUNGER, she just turned 16 this fall. If Lohan sprouted huge breasts out of no where in one year, who is to say Hilary might not fufill your need for mammary glandage? Hilary doesn’t need them though, she’s cute, sweet, and has way more class than Lohan ever would. One’s heading for Playboy, and one’s headed for the Walk of Fame, I’ll let you guess which one. And by the way, this is coming from someone who used to hate Hilary Duff with a passion, someone who used to completely detest her.

    #8 | Comment by Hilary Duff Fan — May 31, 2004 @ 4:37 pm

  9. Lohan! by far shes hotttt! Bynes is pretty hot to tho…cute face

    #9 | Comment by TBONE — May 31, 2004 @ 4:37 pm

  10. THANK YOU FOR THE POLL, BUT, (IF YOU ARE US…), IT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO VOTE… IN NOVEMBER!…

    #10 | Comment by http://www.pcpages.com/abyssal — May 31, 2004 @ 4:38 pm

  11. Lohan takes my vote, of course.
    Duff is trying too hard to be a goody-goody, and it makes me feel like I’m going to throw up.
    Lohan’s rack sure doesn’t look fake. It’s just fantastic.
    Thank you, growth spurt.
    The only word I can use to describe that video is:

    … Glory…

    #11 | Comment by Doctor_Doom — May 31, 2004 @ 4:43 pm

  12. "… Lohan and her freely boobs second."

    Freely? What the hell was I thinking when I wrote that? What I meant was freekly. Although, come to think of it, seeing how they’ve been popping out all over the place lately, maybe freely was the right word…

    #12 | Comment by surfpenguin — May 31, 2004 @ 4:45 pm

  13. amanda seems to be the only one with class in my humble opinion.

    don’t get me wrong, any chick that’s gonna flash her tit has my vote normally, but you just can’t beat my manda.

    #13 | Comment by scentless — May 31, 2004 @ 4:56 pm

  14. with the way lohan has been partying and smoking and all that, i wouldn’t be surprised if she becomes another tara reid in the future. maybe she’ll do a movie like ‘body shots’ and show her boooooobs. just like tara.

    riders of lohan away!

    #14 | Comment by Justin — May 31, 2004 @ 4:56 pm

  15. Duff is shaped like a big fucking rectangle. She would be hot if she had the body of a girl instead of a Tetris block.

    All duff can do is the fucking pratfalls, bitch can’t act. Lohan is the shit, titties and all

    #15 | Comment by fagmu — May 31, 2004 @ 5:09 pm

  16. THIS DAY IN AMANDA BYNES HISTORY:

    May 31 1994

    Amanda swears she sees a spaceship, turns out to be a helicopter, waves at it anyway

    #16 | Comment by Justin — May 31, 2004 @ 5:10 pm

  17. it’s SO Amanda! And, Justin, I think by giving your opinion before the results are in is going to make the vote all skewed now because of all the drones that do as you say. I bet had you said "I think it’s Amanda" the vote would have her way up now too.

    #17 | Comment by wtcpdoug — May 31, 2004 @ 5:47 pm

  18. **Hilary got to where she is because of pure charm and talent.**

    Hey, I have an idea! Let’s ignore the fact that Ms. Duff is a no talent hack, post on Justin’s comment section how great she is, and enjoy as the people laugh at us!

    Yay!

    #18 | Comment by Kei — May 31, 2004 @ 5:47 pm

  19. hey, anybody wanna buy amanda bynes’ pants?

    #19 | Comment by Justin — May 31, 2004 @ 5:54 pm

  20. Riders of Lohan! Away!

    #20 | Comment by Rider of Lohan — May 31, 2004 @ 6:01 pm

  21. what about alyssa milano’s panties?

    #21 | Comment by reservrdg8 — May 31, 2004 @ 6:02 pm

  22. Lizzie McGuire is dead, contract talks between Disney and Duff broke down because she wanted more money to come back for another season. I don’t know if Hilary will be receiving royalties from the reruns, but that’s all they’re going to be showing from now on.

    #22 | Comment by matt — May 31, 2004 @ 6:03 pm

  23. what about mary kate olsen’s top?

    #23 | Comment by Justin — May 31, 2004 @ 6:06 pm

  24. Good work Captain February.

    #24 | Comment by bligityblah — May 31, 2004 @ 6:07 pm

  25. Is Mary Kate the one that needs to eat a sammich?

    #25 | Comment by Kei — May 31, 2004 @ 6:10 pm

  26. I don’t think Hillary Duff is trying to be good, I just think is. Lindsay’s huge boobs are a big advantage, but Hillary has brains and I think that is important.

    BTW: Hillary left Disney because they couldn’t decide on money and because Disney wanted Lizzie to do another year of 8th grade instead of moving to 9th. Hillary didn’t like that idea and wanted the show to grow. You could say it was creative differences.

    #26 | Comment by Serra — May 31, 2004 @ 6:17 pm

  27. I guess I must be a homo – but this entire thing interests me about as much as the PEPSI vs. COKE taste challenge a million years ago.

    In other words – zip. Sorry.

    #27 | Comment by xcrzdwezl — May 31, 2004 @ 6:26 pm

  28. Good analogy, man! Pepsi is horrible just like Hillary Duff. Coke is fucking awesome just like Amanda and Lindsay.

    #28 | Comment by burnsyny — May 31, 2004 @ 6:32 pm

  29. Duff is way hotter than Lohan and Byrnes!
    Duff
    Lohan
    and in distant 3rd Byrnes

    #29 | Comment by donkey — May 31, 2004 @ 6:33 pm

  30. i think LL’s "bra" is just one she has signed…not one she has worn ๐Ÿ™ But just the thought of a girlfriend wearing AM’s lingerie, AB’s pants and MKO’s shirt is not a bad thought at all. and niiiice vid of LL on the beach.

    #30 | Comment by Abartig — May 31, 2004 @ 6:38 pm

  31. Duff is way hotter than Lohan and Byrnes!

    It’s nice to see that Justin has a brail version of his site available for the visually impared.

    #31 | Comment by Kei — May 31, 2004 @ 6:40 pm

  32. Yes, those definitely look fake. Pay attention to when she is laying down or standing hunched over; You see the contour on top? Please. Real boobs don’t sit like that! Definitely FAKE!

    #32 | Comment by Rush Limbaugh — May 31, 2004 @ 6:54 pm

  33. By the way..

    Look on the EBAY auction for her bra: On the right cup it says "mommy bought this one" on the left "daddy bought this one".

    #33 | Comment by Rush Limbaugh — May 31, 2004 @ 6:55 pm

  34. I would to time and a half for Hilary…

    #34 | Comment by Matt — May 31, 2004 @ 7:13 pm

  35. look at hilary’s tits. look at lindsays tits. Id like both

    #35 | Comment by eddie — May 31, 2004 @ 7:15 pm

  36. nice job Rush Limbaugh but i pointed that out a long time ago…glad to see you noticed it though

    #36 | Comment by reservrdg8 — May 31, 2004 @ 8:20 pm

  37. When she lays down you can clearly see they aren’t fake.

    #37 | Comment by bligityblah — May 31, 2004 @ 8:27 pm

  38. WOA. did you see that lohan-boob-bounce when she sat down? time to review that in slow motion

    #38 | Comment by ikke — May 31, 2004 @ 8:32 pm

  39. Hillary Duff – Her boobs are secretly small. Don’t let the wonderbras fool you. Also, she’s too fake (as said above)
    Amanda Bynes – Too young, too innocent looking. A day in Amanda Bynes history says it all (you know she did at least half that stuff)
    Lindsay Lohan – Oh good lord in heaven, she is perfect. Puffy nips and all, perfect.

    #39 | Comment by drew — May 31, 2004 @ 8:45 pm

  40. amanda is the oldest out of all of them! legal too!

    #40 | Comment by Justin — May 31, 2004 @ 8:50 pm

  41. Why’s Amanda so far behind in the polls? Seriously, take away Lohan’s boobtastic-ness and who looks hotter. Amanda. Hands down. If you don’t think so, you got problems. Or you have a freckle fetish.

    #41 | Comment by Jeff — May 31, 2004 @ 8:52 pm

  42. But Amanda Bynes looks sooooo young!! Same with Hilary Duff…..at least LL looks her age…

    #42 | Comment by Booyah — May 31, 2004 @ 8:54 pm

  43. As said before, I think by Justin, Amanda’s got that puffy face thing going and isn’t doing much of anything right now. Lindsay is numero uno. I figure the only thing Amanda has over the other two is she’s kinda funny.
    P.S Lindsay was wearing that to church. I feel sorry for the pedo priest who has to see that at mass.

    #43 | Comment by qchad — May 31, 2004 @ 8:55 pm

  44. sorry reservrdg8; I didn’t see your comment as I was scrolling through.

    Blah, I must disagree. But, who cares. Fake or not they are nice!

    #44 | Comment by Rush Limbaugh — May 31, 2004 @ 9:53 pm

  45. Page Six in the NY Post said that there is a rumor going around that LL might not be 17, that she might be closer to 22. Interesting I say. 22 year olds not to young for implants…

    #45 | Comment by dt — May 31, 2004 @ 10:07 pm

  46. The combo of those pics and the video just gave ten thousand erections.

    Yet, I still had to vote Duff in the poll. She has this sort of underdog (poor choice of words) appeal after all the praise Freckle Titties has gotten. I can only hope she starts flopping out too, just to catch up.

    #46 | Comment by governor steve — May 31, 2004 @ 10:14 pm

  47. Quote…

    "i think LL’s "bra" is just one she has signed…not one she has worn ๐Ÿ™ But just the thought of a girlfriend wearing AM’s lingerie, AB’s pants and MKO’s shirt is not a bad thought at all. and niiiice vid of LL on the beach.

    Posted by Abartig – 6:38pm May 31, 2004"

    LL bra, AB’s pants and MKO’s shirt on one girl? lol, sick – unproportionate much.

    #47 | Comment by H.E. — May 31, 2004 @ 10:16 pm

  48. I think I skipped a "me" in that last post. It should have read, "The combo of those pics and the video just gave me ten thousand erections." By the way, what’s that Preview Comment button for? ๐Ÿ™

    #48 | Comment by governor steve — May 31, 2004 @ 10:16 pm

  49. Anybody know if LL is her real name? Or perhaps where she was born? Get some people searching birth/death records, name change records, and hospital records and you might find her real age. I wouldn’t be surprised, some Mexican celebrities have kicked their age up or brought it down for the sake of business.

    I honestly think Hilary is much better looking, even with her larger shoulders, and what not. Hilary is kind of small in person, and the only reason she seems fake, is because she’s so..wholesome. And I think most people just can’t be fooled by the talk of innocence the teen pop queens years ago served. Hilary seems to be just, truthfully, wholesome. She doesn’t go bragging about being modest or innocent, she just is.

    #49 | Comment by Hilary Duff Fan — May 31, 2004 @ 10:20 pm

  50. And either way, what is it with Lohan? Even in candids, she’s super revealing. Leave something to the imagination, will you?

    #50 | Comment by Hilary Duff Fan — May 31, 2004 @ 10:21 pm

  51. Isn’t this our personal masturbatory heaven? What’s wrong with a little Duff every now and then? Just cuz Justin don’t like her, doesn’t mean that we don’t like her! Thank God he doesn’t hate the Olsens!!

    #51 | Comment by Zaron3d — May 31, 2004 @ 10:28 pm

  52. Quoted comment from this post:

    “Actually i no for a fact that hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan are friends b/c im friends w/ lindays cousins and for her birthday 2 years ago linday invited the olsen twins, hillary, aaron carter, and that chris guy from dream street. o and hillary is a slut b/c aaron told her to come to his room naked after dinner and she did my friends saw the whole thing! Also linday used to go to my school and she had no friends and everyone hated her so she stopped coming, but she visits sometimes to visit the 2 friends she had.

    Posted by Jessica – 5:27am November 20, 2003”

    #52 | Comment by Justin — May 31, 2004 @ 10:30 pm

  53. HDF, I’m with you. Man shoulders or not, wonderbra breasts or not, chubby calves or not, I’m all about the Duff. Though it wouldn’t surprise me if she is totally fake in real life. But who cares about all that? She can act as fake as she wants, it doesn’t make her less hot.

    #53 | Comment by governor steve — May 31, 2004 @ 10:30 pm

  54. Hey, what is it about Aaron Carter that gets him such awesome tang?

    He doesn’t look THAT dreamy.

    #54 | Comment by governor steve — May 31, 2004 @ 10:34 pm

  55. Honestly, at least Hilary HAS an image. All I know about Lohan is, umm, breasts. And that she likes to show them off. And all that tells me is promiscious, or slutty, or both, or married and wanting to please her husband and frustrate guys all over knowing that they’ll never have her. But those are just wild guesses, maybe Lohan is a disciple of Bunny Karate! [I wonder if ANYONE will get this reference]

    As for Hilary’s appearance, something tells me Hilary will look better at age 30, 40, 50, etc than Lohan will. If they’re real [the breasts] and not fake, they will sag, especially since she seems to not be very fond of proper support. And if they’re fake, her body will age and her breasts will look new, eww.

    This whole Lohan thing is getting out of hand, really. I found out about her watching Mexican news, and then watching VH1. I did a search and the first hits were FUBAR [I had never even heard of this place before] and SuperiorPics. I looked at all the pictures and read all the comments, then researched Lohan history, and it’s just mindboggling. I wish I was a girl so that my breasts could make me famous, then again, a rich father would help too.

    I’m still open to them being fake though, more willing to believe that, than "Oh, LOOK, I grew!"

    #55 | Comment by Hilary Duff Fan — May 31, 2004 @ 10:40 pm

  56. WOW
    Dreamy was todays seceret word!

    YA STEVE

    #56 | Comment by hesey — May 31, 2004 @ 10:42 pm

  57. That was the greatest video ever.

    #57 | Comment by Blair — May 31, 2004 @ 11:01 pm

  58. The one thing that scares me about where Duff is headed is her sister. She’s really rough. And by rough I mean totally fucking ugly.

    #58 | Comment by governor steve — May 31, 2004 @ 11:04 pm

  59. uhm…hillary duff looks odd. lohan is really good looking, even without make up…try duff without makeup.

    #59 | Comment by d33j — May 31, 2004 @ 11:04 pm

  60. hillary looks like a manatee with a tank top on.
    lin-lin will fuck rick solomon within the next two years, making her auto-lame.

    bynes will do something very sexy before 21, i promise.

    #60 | Comment by scentless — May 31, 2004 @ 11:18 pm

  61. i think you should post Hi Res pics of all of em for a comparison

    #61 | Comment by Mr. Junky — May 31, 2004 @ 11:38 pm

  62. This is off the subject but is anyone else completely baffled at the fact that britney spears is dating that douche bag kevin guy who can’t even drive cause he can’t pay tolls…???

    #62 | Comment by senason — May 31, 2004 @ 11:46 pm

  63. Lohan all the way but the other two are extremely hot so i wont talk sh*t like some of you. And those are real tits you homer-sapiens.

    #63 | Comment by Bizzle — May 31, 2004 @ 11:52 pm

  64. To understand who will look hotter in 30 years we need 2 things. 1- A picture of Duff’s mom.
    2- A pic of Lohans mom.
    Whoever has the hotter mom, will be hotter when they get older. Its genetics.

    Thats why Britney Spears will probally remain hot, cause her mom is a MILF, so she’ll probally be a MILF too.

    Oh yeah, Duff is a f*ckwad regardless if her mom is hotter or not. She sucks as a singer, and she left her crappy TV show on Disney cause of money, not because she wanted the character to progress. She’s a whore for the green. There’s no artistic altruism there.

    but i may lose respect for the Lohan when she starts her own singing career. I fear the insipid pop music already.She should stick to looking hot.

    #64 | Comment by kvl — June 1, 2004 @ 1:00 am

  65. hey, anybody wanna buy amanda bynes’ pants?
    Posted by Justin – 5:54pm May 31, 2004

    i dooo!!! amanda’s pants… so HOT!
    can you imagine it? i bet her pants still smell like her ass… sweet amanda’s ass, that is. yummy!

    Page Six in the NY Post said that there is a rumor going around that LL might not be 17, that she might be closer to 22. Interesting I say. 22 year olds not to young for implants…
    Posted by dt – 10:07pm May 31, 2004

    that would explain a lot of things, but i still think her boobers are real.

    it sorta brings memories back about a certain nude teen model who claimmed to be 18, but looked like 15, 16 top. Her site goes down and all of sudden people starts wondering if she was a minor, then, her former webmaster sends a picture of her with her passport on hand, it turns out she was 22 ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    so yeah, there are girls who look younger than they are (lindsay) and others that look yummy older (joss stone)

    we need some hi res joss stone in here btw ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #65 | Comment by vhw — June 1, 2004 @ 1:07 am

  66. 1) lohan
    2) duff
    3) bynes

    bynes does nothing for me.

    #66 | Comment by dreezy — June 1, 2004 @ 1:25 am

  67. Innocent Duff probably has good muff. Bynes looks weird and yes, charisma means nothing when she be eating cock.

    #67 | Comment by UncleMao — June 1, 2004 @ 1:30 am

  68. 1) bynes
    2) bynes
    3) lohan

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #68 | Comment by john — June 1, 2004 @ 1:38 am

  69. Whose voice would be the hottest while you’re getting it on? I’d have to duct tape Duff’s mouth shut because I know she’d say something stupid in her squeaky voice. Lohan’s big boobs and deeper voice would be hella sweet. Bynes is so hot I wouldn’t even notice what she was saying because I’d be too busy staring at her.

    #69 | Comment by tom hung — June 1, 2004 @ 1:43 am

  70. Justin, I think the vidclip of Lohan proves quite the opposite. The likelihood is that she has implants.

    1) Her boobs do not show the effects of gravity when she is lying down.
    2) Too much gap between her breasts.
    3) Her breasts do not seem to jiggle as much as they should.
    4) That is not a push-up bikini and even then there is absolutely zero sag.

    Sorry mate.

    #70 | Comment by fake detective — June 1, 2004 @ 1:56 am

  71. Exactly, I won’t mention any names, but the girl that I’ve been with, I’ve been with since we were really young. Anyways, she didn’t grow a little until around 17. Right now she is a full C cup, at age 18. Breasts move around a whole lot more when they’re real. When you’re sitting, they come down a little. When you’re lying down, they flatten out a bit and spread to the sides some. When you’re walking without sticking your chest out, they fall a little and move according to how strongly you’re walking. When you exercise, they move A LOT. And unless you push them up with bras, or wear very low cut clothes, you don’t see cleavage 24/7. And gravity always applies to them, and certain fabrics fall on them differently, some fabrics make them look bigger, some smaller, they’re not always in your face.

    Lohan, however, can wear anything, and they’ll be all out. Gravity never applies, they’re always up in the air, or sticking out, or bulging forth. She says it’s the bras, but every picture of her seems to have NO bra on. I don’t see any signs of demi bras or plunge bras either, always bare, especially with the thin kind of fabrics and small shirts she wears. There’s no way real breasts would stick up that much, or pop out as much, not without support.

    I’m not a celebrity chaser or a porn junkie, but having mostly girls in my family, knowing girls, and actually HAVING A GIRL, I think I know a thing or two. Lohan looks fake..remember..breasts are essentially mammary glands and fat, fat is no where near as solid as whatever Lohan has on her chest.

    #71 | Comment by Hilary Duff Fan — June 1, 2004 @ 3:02 am

  72. If you ever needed more proof of how not hot Lindsay is, it’s in that video. She is pasty, chubby, with stumpy short legs. Is she nasty? No. But christ people, she is not hot. You are all obsessed over her tits. Great. But all this bs that she is hot is ridiculous. Amanda Bynes is pretty, Hillary is pretty but too young, and that’s it. If lindsay tones up that body, maybe i’d give her a shot.

    #72 | Comment by lindsay lohan is ugly — June 1, 2004 @ 3:04 am

  73. Of course, I’ll give it to the media, and to Lohan’s team. The publicity is hot. To get me to be searching out pics just to try to figure out whether they’re fake or not, to be on Mexican TV in broad daylight, where Lohan’s movies didn’t even bring in good money and she is hardly known. And to be talked about by just about everyone, that’s power.

    Makes me wonder though, all the pics out there on the Internet, they all show different amounts of breast. Look at the new pictures at Superior Pics, the candids titled "Legs and Booty". In those pictures they seem REALLY small compared to lots of other pictures, especially the nipple slip ones, where it seems her entire chest is a breast. Anyone know if all the pictures are recent? The tan degree varies a lot too, as does the amount of freckles.

    #73 | Comment by Hilary Duff Fan — June 1, 2004 @ 3:09 am

  74. i’m obsessed with LL’s tits. they could crush a beer can.

    #74 | Comment by kg — June 1, 2004 @ 3:13 am

  75. so i’m on my second forty right now, and i got to thinkin’ about this whole 15 dimension thing. the book is called hyperspace you all should check it out. it’s really interesting. about worm holes in space and such. and how there isn’t just 3 dimensions. yeah but anyway i’m getting off track. my forty. it’s getting warm. and right now i’m wishing it was cooler. i wonder if that’ll happen.

    anyways i voted for bynes because i can legally have sex with her. that would be good sex. yeah. i could picture it right now. hey! get out of my thoughts comment board.

    #75 | Comment by groddy5 — June 1, 2004 @ 3:29 am

  76. -I’m so pro Bynes, I like the whole package oppose to one good feature. Hope she comes back into the light again, and not with a fucking music CD.

    -Hilary Duff is ultra-average, or some shit like that. Plus shes seems like a real ditsy whore. Unless she ends up being smart somehow then she’d prolly be a real snotty bitch.

    -Lindsey Lohan has skin cancer from all these pictures i’ve seen. I might let her give me a tit-job.

    -Stop stealing my list format, fucking posers.

    #76 | Comment by Dionysus187 — June 1, 2004 @ 3:34 am

  77. why is it that whenever people post ‘new’ and ‘did you know?’ links in the comments it’s almost always things that are super mega OLD (e.g that pathetically small ‘new’ angle of lohans tit that i already posted a hi res version of almost a month ago) and stuff that almost everybody already knows?

    btw, britney is a disgusting human being and i hope she becomes fat and ugly. oh wait, she already is.

    also,

    THIS DAY IN AMANDA BYNES HISTORY:

    June 1 1992

    Amanda gets a huge stuffed Marvin The Martian to love & hug.

    #77 | Comment by Justin — June 1, 2004 @ 4:12 am

  78. AVRIL.
    None of those tramps match up. Not even close.

    #78 | Comment by Lock — June 1, 2004 @ 4:32 am

  79. Ryders of Lohan… Thatร‚ยดs real funny!
    Hey Matt: Whatch how sheร‚ยดs all red face in that picture, she was embarassed to show the niple !!

    #79 | Comment by Hyperion — June 1, 2004 @ 7:46 am

  80. I’m running a somewhat similar poll over here, and unfortunately the Bynes is not getting as many votes as I expected.

    #80 | Comment by Brad K — June 1, 2004 @ 8:34 am

  81. Lindsay dating FeZ!!!!!!!!!???!!!

    Lohan’s New Love?
    Is Lindsay Lohan dating an older man? People reports the pneumatic teen queen, 17, is protesting a wee bit too much over rumors she’s hot and heavy with "That ’70s Show" star Wilmer "Fez" Valderrama, 24. The mag claims the twosome has been spied cuddling up at clubs on both coasts, with one source spilling, "It sure looks like they’re dating." Not so, say Lindsay and Wilmer, who insist they’re — you guessed it — just friends.

    That’s one lucky foreigner!!!!

    Skeet out!

    #81 | Comment by Skeet — June 1, 2004 @ 9:11 am

  82. Olsens are my Fav.

    #82 | Comment by moose — June 1, 2004 @ 9:44 am

  83. she looks like a monster in those pics. vpl or no

    #83 | Comment by jorg — June 1, 2004 @ 10:40 am

  84. First off Nice Video

    I’m a boob man, so of course I’m diggin LL’s new found womenhood. Real or not who cares as long as they look good.

    Although as far as all around looks, everything included I’m down with Amanda Bynes. She’s got it in all areas.

    Duff a distant 3rd. Although she is young maybe she will bloom. We will have to wait and see.

    #84 | Comment by Snatcher — June 1, 2004 @ 11:01 am

  85. That fez dude must have a huge burrito in his pants because this is the second total babe he has snagged. He used to date Mandy Moore too! Dude’s probably doubling the meat in LL soft taco!

    Damn you fez

    #85 | Comment by Rob Nasty — June 1, 2004 @ 11:12 am

  86. LL has fat wrinkly stumpy elephant legs.

    #86 | Comment by differ — June 1, 2004 @ 11:40 am

  87. Yuck, I think Hillary Duff is quite the ugly one. Amanda is pretty, and Lohan is someone I’d rather just have for a one night stand.

    #87 | Comment by James Earl Jones — June 1, 2004 @ 12:26 pm

  88. the only way to settle this is having Duff, Bynes and Lohan wrestle in chocolate pudding. Fuck it…. they are almost 18 so I can say that

    #88 | Comment by Yammer — June 1, 2004 @ 12:27 pm

  89. new angle on lohan slip?

    I like lohan’s puffy nipples. very much.

    #89 | Comment by matt — June 1, 2004 @ 12:43 pm

  90. abit off-topic but, i didnt know jake gyllenhaal frm the day after tomorrow is dating kirsten dunst. did u know that, justin?

    #90 | Comment by j — June 1, 2004 @ 12:59 pm

  91. Lohan is gross… Id fuck her but im afraid Id catch them leperous freckles on me old fella… Gimme duff… dumb and innocent makes good squealing under the pillow.

    #91 | Comment by UncleMao — June 1, 2004 @ 2:07 pm

  92. Amanda is the first person I’ve seen on a sitcom that looks like she actually could throw out humorous lines and comebacks all the time. She seems so in her place, she’s a funny girl. She’s totally into being classy and I hope she gets over it. Like not showing her boobs.

    Lindsay really is attractive and good for us who think so and can enjoy her, boobs or not. She’s young and dresses sexy and having fun, good for her. It’s fun watching her.

    Hilary is cute. I don’t know much about her but it seems she’s the one who won’t give up the bitterness between her and Lindsay. Lindsay’s the one who tries to move on and be positive. So that’s kinda unattractive of Hilary, and childish.

    Lindsay
    Amanda
    Hilary

    #92 | Comment by evanwantsme — June 1, 2004 @ 2:43 pm

  93. lindsay lohan is so hot..justin has made me a follower..i now practice lohanism as my religion.

    duff is one ugly retard. she shouldnt be in the polls in the first place .anyway as for her new movie..i heard that there is a cute korean girl by the name of brenda song in it. can anyone verify that for me pls?

    #93 | Comment by jareth — June 1, 2004 @ 2:55 pm

  94. Conspiracy theory!!

    Everyone’s voting for LL just to kiss up to Justin. Everyone really know’s it’s Amanda who’s the best…

    Saw a book titled "Who Would You Do?" or something like that… it’s a celebrity sex question book… like "which of the golden girls would you rather have?" and stuff like that. One question was "What celebs would you have a one night stand with, weekend getaway, and a marriage?"

    (If it was legal)
    One Night: Duff
    Weekend: Lohan
    Marry: Bynes

    #94 | Comment by Mr. Skip — June 1, 2004 @ 3:00 pm

  95. This is what hillary duff looks like without makeup
    dugong

    #95 | Comment by jareth — June 1, 2004 @ 3:11 pm

  96. You gotta be shitting me. Bynes has that munted ass head. Marry her… Ah fuck it, they’re all ugly. Just think, if this site were around 10 years back, we’d be polling between Punky Brewster, "Small Wonder" robot girl and Rudi from the Cosby Show…

    #96 | Comment by UncleMao — June 1, 2004 @ 3:25 pm

  97. Lohan is white trash. She has cankles, like a big, burly female basketball player.

    #97 | Comment by grud — June 1, 2004 @ 3:57 pm

  98. Top Ten Nip Slips!
    Guess who wins! ^^

    #98 | Comment by Kei — June 1, 2004 @ 3:58 pm

  99. evidence

    Fight the power of the freckly boob kaiser!

    #99 | Comment by UncleMao — June 1, 2004 @ 4:21 pm

  100. U recon he faked the poll at all? hehe just kidding, keep it going 2 months more and I might be able to vote for Lohan Legally……

    #100 | Comment by seige — June 1, 2004 @ 5:24 pm

  101. alright, i read through some of these comments and why is everybody hating on hilary??? for me, its always been her and the olsen twins (12 days till their legal!!!) and yeah, ill admit that lindsay is hott but i think a lot of that has to do with her habbits. i mean, if hilary had a tit or something pop out or was runnin around in skimpy clothing im pretty sure that poll of yours, justin, would go a different way. anyways, my vote was for duff. and while im at it i got a question….JUSTIN, you plannin anything special for the site for june 13 when the olsens are legal???

    #101 | Comment by Ryan — June 1, 2004 @ 5:34 pm

  102. The Olsen twins haunt my dreams at night…they’re 4’11"….it would be like dating a 5th grader…

    #102 | Comment by Booyah — June 1, 2004 @ 6:35 pm

  103. no…they were 4’11" at like 14. sadly i know this because, before hilary duff :), i had a slight obsession. ashely is 5’2" and mary-kate is just about 5 foot. and for all of you that are thinkin im some fat, 40 year old SOB….im not…17

    #103 | Comment by Ryan — June 1, 2004 @ 8:33 pm

  104. damnnnnn that video…. i love u justin.. in a manly chinese way

    #104 | Comment by bah — June 1, 2004 @ 8:38 pm

  105. KVL…your wrong you know. hilary duff is not a "whore for the green," disney has a well-known policy about only running a series for 64 episodes. even though it was its most successful series, its the rule. same thing happened for even stevens and the old classic, the famous jet jackson. so no, she wasnt a "whore for the green," the series was done and it was time to move on. nuff said.

    #105 | Comment by Ryan — June 1, 2004 @ 8:38 pm

  106. ***Amanda Bynes will be on TRL tomorrow….so will Ashlee Simpson (she’ll do a song or something)***

    #106 | Comment by Booyah — June 1, 2004 @ 9:30 pm

  107. Ashlee Simpson…she’s the unattractive one.

    #107 | Comment by dee — June 1, 2004 @ 10:16 pm

  108. From IMDB
    (Where are they now)

    Small Wonder – Works as a nanny in Boulder, Colorado

    Punky Brewster (Soleil Moon Frye) – faded after her breast reduction (wtf), was quite tehotsex

    Rudi – Starring in the Celebrity version of the Mole-Yucatan. Starring in the music video for Chingy’s One Call Away. She’s the cuttie Chingy is after.

    I guess Small Wonder was the lewserest of the group…

    #108 | Comment by UncleMao — June 2, 2004 @ 4:38 am

  109. One night: Small Wonder
    Weekend: Rudy
    Marry: Punky

    #109 | Comment by Mr. Skip — June 2, 2004 @ 12:08 pm

  110. Does anyone remember Punky before she got the breast reduction? Holy shit! She was gigantic! And Rudy’s hot, too. Wonder how Small Wonder turned out? Someone should post that. Retro pedophilia.

    Ryno – The Famous Jett Jackson sucks pretty hard.

    #110 | Comment by governor steve — June 2, 2004 @ 12:55 pm

  111. bunny karate? is that like Bunny from "LEXX" doing workouts in the President’s office?

    ok- going back under now… surfaced long enough

    #111 | Comment by Xevfan — June 2, 2004 @ 9:47 pm

  112. … Physical features aren’t the most important part of a being… but damn I think Lindsay Lohan is fine…

    #112 | Comment by a random asshole. — June 3, 2004 @ 2:00 am

  113. Lindsay is by far the hottest one and it’s not just her tits that i love…its everything. Amanda is cute..thats all…and duff does nothing for me…PEACE!!!

    #113 | Comment by DAN — June 3, 2004 @ 2:48 am

  114. Who da hell is voting for duff? yuck….
    Give me lindsay every night of the week…and add amanda as a bonus!!!

    #114 | Comment by bhg — June 3, 2004 @ 2:53 am

  115. wow…i dunno how i got to this site but this debate is HOT lol… well in my honest opinion, LL is too slutty how she shows off like that..Hillary Duff is the real girl, not bad lookin and not that good, but still fuckable (by far)..Amanda does have that cuteness, and i bet she shaves wich would make it like you were screwin a 12 yr old not a 18 or whatever yr old..LL is my vote, that whore LOL

    #115 | Comment by SnagglepussY(eeeeew) — June 6, 2004 @ 12:42 pm

  116. Alright you fucking bitches. I have been reading all of this you guys whine to much about how lindsay lohan’s breasts are fake or how Hillary Duff is too young or has wide shoulders. Also Amanda Bynes has a puffy face. But the fact of the matter is givin a chance you would fuck any one of them. That is all that is important.

    Just to put coment in I think they are all hot put Hillary is hottest.

    #116 | Comment by Daniel — June 15, 2004 @ 11:36 am

  117. The problem with Lindsay is that stupid new diet. She was working with that producer Douglas Colt who fouled up Katie Holmes’ career (hence the stretch marks on her tits) and then applied his studio “magic” to deflate Lindsay’s breasts as well. Oh well, some people like small tits!

    #117 | Comment by Davis — July 9, 2005 @ 6:29 am

  118. Nobody likes small tits. Only guys who are trying to fuck chicks with small tits say that they like them.

    #118 | Comment by Nerima — July 9, 2005 @ 8:20 am

  119. I like small tits.

    #119 | Comment by grey_fox24 — July 9, 2005 @ 10:09 am

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