Well I remeber my first time when a doll told me to cut open someones stomach for a key. Ahhh those were the good old days. Oh no wait, I was on acid! My bad ignore this.
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by UncleMao — June 5, 2004 @
1:32 am
Wow, whoever wrote that movie makes Edgar Allan Poe look like Shari Lewis. Then again, I guess there is something sadistic about a person who makes a career with their hand up a lamb’s ass.
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by Phaedrus — June 5, 2004 @
1:40 am
A key could be thrown up I think, and it looks like Danny’s the killer
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by UncleMao — June 5, 2004 @
1:42 am
Looks neat, hope the whole movie is twisted like that.
Uh oh a big budget movie with a 15 or 16 year old girl as a lead character. Wonder how long till she winds up on this site. ;p
It says:
"Alcohol has become very accessible to people my age, and that’s really scary," Lohan says. "You don’t need alcohol or drugs to have fun or to cope. If you have problems at home, don’t turn to using drugs. Pick up the phone and call Teen Line at 1-800-TLC-TEEN. Talking about it is the best thing you can do."
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t do drugs or alcohol!!!!! Sorry Justin!
Or is she lying…..
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by curzon17 — June 5, 2004 @
10:39 am
I guess some people live inside the box. When some psycho has your head ready to explode, you just have to think outside the box. You grab that guy (who is really alive) and jam your hand down his throat. He will throw up the key. Then you show him the knife and tell him to unlock your head your or you’ll gut him.
I may be just me, but I’m not a doctor, how hard would it be to find someone’s stomach, find the key and then unlock the lock behind your head with a slimy key? Better to have the guy do, IMHO.
I admit freely that I too have to wear headgear as part of my orthodontics when I was young. Yes, it sucked. Yes, I got teased, but I never cut some dude open with a knife over it.
Holy Shit, that was just wrong. I gotta see that movie.
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by grey_fox24 — June 5, 2004 @
12:16 pm
Seems like it’ll be an alright movie… I don’t get the big uproar though. Doesn’t really look too shocking. Perhaps my senses have been dulled from my many years of horror geek-ness.
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by Doctor_Doom — June 5, 2004 @
12:17 pm
looks interesting. looks like its trying to top Seven and that Dee Snider movie, whose title escapes me at the moment, as a scary twisted thriller type. only more fucked up. but i like it.
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by that guy — June 5, 2004 @
12:23 pm
It’s from Lions Gate so it’s going to suck total donkeydick. I mean American Psycho 2? How do you bankroll a movie sequel based on misunderstanding the book (assuming the MIT heads actually bothered reading it)? Saw will blow. Which is too bad because Cary Elwes is in it.
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by Eamon Angelface — June 5, 2004 @
12:39 pm
"It’s from Lions Gate so it’s going to suck total donkeydick."
What are you drunk? Rating a movie based on its distributor? Lion’s Gate bought the distribution rights to it and had nothing to do with its production. Jesus what kinda cockheaded rationale is that.
Why can’t the key be in your scrotum instead?
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by Unclemao — June 5, 2004 @
1:04 pm
If its good enough for Lions Gate, it’s shit. My reasoning is based on prior purchases. Understand nutsucker? You know what did have everything to do with it’s production? An unproduced director from an unproduced writer who put together something that has a shitty reputation already. It screened at Sundance and the reception was about as good your birth out your mom’s ass.
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by Eamon Angelface — June 5, 2004 @
6:00 pm
Your reasoning is fuct.
Unproduced directors and unproduced writers get produced and written by producing stuff, you ignorant little cuntflake, Probably in your world, scorsese’s and spielbergs just pop out of the womb carrying 10 palme d’ors already. Sundance was started as an opportunity for people like them to introduce their work, You half cocked film fascist, go back to shaving your bollocks for Mussolini. You would be so lucky to have your work picked up by the Weather Channel.
Just like your gay ass pubic lice ridden name, understandably you would resort to "your momma" insults, because barber shop literature is probably the only reading material they allow into rehab centres. Get a clue, spunkwad.
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by UncleMao — June 6, 2004 @
3:24 am
Mom jokes are still above picking on a name jackoff.
And unproduced writers and directors do get produced, you’re right! But guess what twat? Most of them do something to learn the tricks of the trade first. It’s fucking hippie filth like you that devalue the word facist to the point that most young people don’t even know what it really means. Fucking MORON! Go back to your anti war/fur/abortion/pro abortion/pro gay rights rally you skinny little shithole. Saw looks like garbage. Cheap garbage built off nepetism and sold to Lions Gate because the retards on top knew they could cut together a trailer "edgy" enough to get prissy little nancy boy faggots like you into the theatre and make a few bucks.
In my world people like you are terminal failures. Welcome to my world.
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by Eamon Angelface — June 6, 2004 @
8:22 pm
"Looks neat, hope the whole movie is twisted like that.
Uh oh a big budget movie with a 15 or 16 year old girl as a lead character. Wonder how long till she winds up on this site. ;p
Posted by 8P – 1:53am June 5, 2004"
That movie’s gonna go down as the WORST MOVIE EVER made in history.
Hahahahah. Pathetic retort. Learn how to spell in your world, labial wart.
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by UncleMao — June 7, 2004 @
2:54 pm
Were you talking about mine or announcing that you were about to start a "pathetic retort"? Dipshit.
What did I spell wrong? Retard.
You’re such a bitch. You can’t even think of something to say back so you rack your little brain for some kind of lame ass unsult. Fucking tool. Why did I even bother engaging you? You’re a waste of my fucking time. Dumbshit.
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by Eamon Angelface — June 7, 2004 @
4:08 pm
damnitt damnitt damnitt! I tried looking at the "saw" thing, and yes im stupid…. so how the fuck am i supposed to see it? and i agree with whoever thinks the Jim Carey movie looks stupid…… i love jim Carey, but the movie looks retarded……just an opinion
didnt work
#1 | Comment by Snit — June 4, 2004 @ 11:07 pm
hey. links down
#2 | Comment by eddie — June 4, 2004 @ 11:07 pm
I saw it when it was working..
Holy. shit.
#3 | Comment by revo — June 4, 2004 @ 11:08 pm
it works if you’re SMART.
#4 | Comment by Justin — June 4, 2004 @ 11:10 pm
saw it now. shit that is scary. i just peed my pants.
#5 | Comment by eddie — June 4, 2004 @ 11:13 pm
I’m shaking.
And smart, according to Mr. Justin.
#6 | Comment by revo — June 4, 2004 @ 11:15 pm
Fucked up doesn’t even begin to describe it. What kind of a morbid mind comes up with shit like this?
Man, I gotta see this movie!
#7 | Comment by surfpenguin — June 4, 2004 @ 11:16 pm
Gotta love that Danny Glover is the detective! He’s such a bad ass cop!
#8 | Comment by DeviantDope — June 4, 2004 @ 11:21 pm
http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/521/521120p1.html
more info!
#9 | Comment by Justin — June 4, 2004 @ 11:24 pm
that rocks…i’ll be seeing that just wait and see you’ll see that i saw it after i’ve seen it, that’s for sure
#10 | Comment by ryan — June 4, 2004 @ 11:30 pm
Well I remeber my first time when a doll told me to cut open someones stomach for a key. Ahhh those were the good old days. Oh no wait, I was on acid! My bad ignore this.
#11 | Comment by Rivers — June 5, 2004 @ 1:04 am
a common mistake, Rivers.
btw brian bell is better than you in the weez. 100%
#12 | Comment by zombielunch — June 5, 2004 @ 1:07 am
I cant wait to see that
#13 | Comment by Mom — June 5, 2004 @ 1:19 am
It sucks though, it’s pretty obvious the women lives. 🙁
#14 | Comment by Ex — June 5, 2004 @ 1:21 am
Damn…that’s a pretty fucked up predicament she’s in. Wouldn’t wanna be in her shoes.
#15 | Comment by vcuplanet.com — June 5, 2004 @ 1:29 am
Can’t top "Bad Taste"
#16 | Comment by UncleMao — June 5, 2004 @ 1:32 am
Wow, whoever wrote that movie makes Edgar Allan Poe look like Shari Lewis. Then again, I guess there is something sadistic about a person who makes a career with their hand up a lamb’s ass.
#17 | Comment by Phaedrus — June 5, 2004 @ 1:40 am
A key could be thrown up I think, and it looks like Danny’s the killer
#18 | Comment by UncleMao — June 5, 2004 @ 1:42 am
Looks neat, hope the whole movie is twisted like that.
Uh oh a big budget movie with a 15 or 16 year old girl as a lead character. Wonder how long till she winds up on this site. ;p
#19 | Comment by 8P — June 5, 2004 @ 1:53 am
well, i’m glad i watched that trailer after watchin the one Justin posted about.
yes, that girl will be on the site within months and yes SAW is going to be an utter mindfuck….. seems all is right with the world.
#20 | Comment by Clayboy — June 5, 2004 @ 2:05 am
:O OMF! I need to see that movie.
#21 | Comment by deedas — June 5, 2004 @ 2:24 am
"Can’t top "Bad Taste"
Posted by UncleMao – 1:32am June 5, 2004"
haha right on!!!
#22 | Comment by Doctor_Doom — June 5, 2004 @ 2:29 am
God damn that’ll be a stupid fucking movie.
#23 | Comment by YEAHYEAHYEAHS — June 5, 2004 @ 2:51 am
If I’m her, I’ll just say, "Fine, blow up watever you want."
#24 | Comment by JiL0 — June 5, 2004 @ 4:30 am
If I’m her, I’ll just say, "Fine, blow up watever you want."
Posted by JiL0 – 4:30am June 5, 2004
Your going to let that fucker blow of your jaw. I am sorry that hurts. That and she is a chick. she cant give good head without it.
#25 | Comment by Rivers — June 5, 2004 @ 4:54 am
aquilera
#26 | Comment by antic — June 5, 2004 @ 6:36 am
Top 10 nip-slips. Guess who’s #1
#27 | Comment by antic — June 5, 2004 @ 6:43 am
hey Justin and anybody else
I thought you might want to know…
go to this site:
http://www.drdonnica.com/celebrities/00006364.htm
It says:
"Alcohol has become very accessible to people my age, and that’s really scary," Lohan says. "You don’t need alcohol or drugs to have fun or to cope. If you have problems at home, don’t turn to using drugs. Pick up the phone and call Teen Line at 1-800-TLC-TEEN. Talking about it is the best thing you can do."
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t do drugs or alcohol!!!!! Sorry Justin!
Or is she lying…..
plz comment on this Justin
thx
#28 | Comment by none — June 5, 2004 @ 6:52 am
Yeah, and that movie is supposed top be suspenseful how?
I mean, that happened to me last month. Ya just gut the dead guy on the floor (oh, he’s alive, ooooooo, what ever 🙄 ) and get on with life.
It’s just a matter of survival of the fittest baby, and I AM TEH FITTEST EVAR!!
#29 | Comment by ihatepeople — June 5, 2004 @ 8:09 am
These sickos just want the fun of seeing ppl panic and go mad. Since i’m going to die anyway…might as well take the fun away from them. 😀
#30 | Comment by JiL0 — June 5, 2004 @ 10:18 am
Holy Shittin’ Jesus!
#31 | Comment by curzon17 — June 5, 2004 @ 10:39 am
I guess some people live inside the box. When some psycho has your head ready to explode, you just have to think outside the box. You grab that guy (who is really alive) and jam your hand down his throat. He will throw up the key. Then you show him the knife and tell him to unlock your head your or you’ll gut him.
I may be just me, but I’m not a doctor, how hard would it be to find someone’s stomach, find the key and then unlock the lock behind your head with a slimy key? Better to have the guy do, IMHO.
#32 | Comment by Serra — June 5, 2004 @ 10:57 am
I admit freely that I too have to wear headgear as part of my orthodontics when I was young. Yes, it sucked. Yes, I got teased, but I never cut some dude open with a knife over it.
Poor guy.
#33 | Comment by Kei — June 5, 2004 @ 11:52 am
Holy Shit, that was just wrong. I gotta see that movie.
#34 | Comment by grey_fox24 — June 5, 2004 @ 12:16 pm
Seems like it’ll be an alright movie… I don’t get the big uproar though. Doesn’t really look too shocking. Perhaps my senses have been dulled from my many years of horror geek-ness.
#35 | Comment by Doctor_Doom — June 5, 2004 @ 12:17 pm
looks interesting. looks like its trying to top Seven and that Dee Snider movie, whose title escapes me at the moment, as a scary twisted thriller type. only more fucked up. but i like it.
#36 | Comment by that guy — June 5, 2004 @ 12:23 pm
It’s from Lions Gate so it’s going to suck total donkeydick. I mean American Psycho 2? How do you bankroll a movie sequel based on misunderstanding the book (assuming the MIT heads actually bothered reading it)? Saw will blow. Which is too bad because Cary Elwes is in it.
#37 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — June 5, 2004 @ 12:39 pm
Wow. That’s some crazy fucked up nutty shit.
#38 | Comment by Dex — June 5, 2004 @ 12:39 pm
That gives me aan idea…
#39 | Comment by Monty — June 5, 2004 @ 12:41 pm
i didn’t see the trailer but i’ll pretend…
ohhh shieeeett.. crazyy……
#40 | Comment by bah — June 5, 2004 @ 12:47 pm
that bitch made it all suspenseful and shit i would of gutted that motherfucker and been out in about 2 seconds.
#41 | Comment by hesey — June 5, 2004 @ 12:57 pm
"It’s from Lions Gate so it’s going to suck total donkeydick."
What are you drunk? Rating a movie based on its distributor? Lion’s Gate bought the distribution rights to it and had nothing to do with its production. Jesus what kinda cockheaded rationale is that.
Why can’t the key be in your scrotum instead?
#42 | Comment by Unclemao — June 5, 2004 @ 1:04 pm
lol i agree, it works IF you are smart. 😉
peace ‘n making love
#43 | Comment by helium balloon — June 5, 2004 @ 1:40 pm
Dee Snider’s movie was called "Strangeland"
It was really bad…
Captain Howdy!!
The Internet is the Devil!!!
Yeah… really bad.
#44 | Comment by viks — June 5, 2004 @ 1:46 pm
It doesn’t look like an official "the internet fucked up page". How strange.
And Ms. Leigh appears to be back. O how I wish/she’d go away.
#45 | Comment by Seriously — June 5, 2004 @ 2:12 pm
I would hate for my head to get ripped open at the mouth … ouch. I don’t even like when I burn the roof of my mouth eating hot pizza!
I’ll most likely see "Saw" (Hee hee … see-saw) when it comes out this fall. Good times. *thumbs up*
#46 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 5, 2004 @ 3:49 pm
Someone please axe murder JL
#47 | Comment by Monty — June 5, 2004 @ 4:25 pm
lol i agree, it works IF you are smart. 😉
peace ‘n making love
Posted by helium balloon – 1:40pm June 5, 2004
Oh go get cancer on your other breast, you annoying twat.
Zombielunch – 1
Scar boob – 0
#48 | Comment by zombielunch.net — June 5, 2004 @ 4:54 pm
If its good enough for Lions Gate, it’s shit. My reasoning is based on prior purchases. Understand nutsucker? You know what did have everything to do with it’s production? An unproduced director from an unproduced writer who put together something that has a shitty reputation already. It screened at Sundance and the reception was about as good your birth out your mom’s ass.
#49 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — June 5, 2004 @ 6:00 pm
Your reasoning is fuct.
Unproduced directors and unproduced writers get produced and written by producing stuff, you ignorant little cuntflake, Probably in your world, scorsese’s and spielbergs just pop out of the womb carrying 10 palme d’ors already. Sundance was started as an opportunity for people like them to introduce their work, You half cocked film fascist, go back to shaving your bollocks for Mussolini. You would be so lucky to have your work picked up by the Weather Channel.
Just like your gay ass pubic lice ridden name, understandably you would resort to "your momma" insults, because barber shop literature is probably the only reading material they allow into rehab centres. Get a clue, spunkwad.
#50 | Comment by UncleMao — June 6, 2004 @ 3:24 am
Mom jokes are still above picking on a name jackoff.
And unproduced writers and directors do get produced, you’re right! But guess what twat? Most of them do something to learn the tricks of the trade first. It’s fucking hippie filth like you that devalue the word facist to the point that most young people don’t even know what it really means. Fucking MORON! Go back to your anti war/fur/abortion/pro abortion/pro gay rights rally you skinny little shithole. Saw looks like garbage. Cheap garbage built off nepetism and sold to Lions Gate because the retards on top knew they could cut together a trailer "edgy" enough to get prissy little nancy boy faggots like you into the theatre and make a few bucks.
In my world people like you are terminal failures. Welcome to my world.
#51 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — June 6, 2004 @ 8:22 pm
"Looks neat, hope the whole movie is twisted like that.
Uh oh a big budget movie with a 15 or 16 year old girl as a lead character. Wonder how long till she winds up on this site. ;p
Posted by 8P – 1:53am June 5, 2004"
That movie’s gonna go down as the WORST MOVIE EVER made in history.
Also…I hate Jim Carrey.
#52 | Comment by vcuplanet.com — June 6, 2004 @ 9:49 pm
Hahahahah. Pathetic retort. Learn how to spell in your world, labial wart.
#53 | Comment by UncleMao — June 7, 2004 @ 2:54 pm
Were you talking about mine or announcing that you were about to start a "pathetic retort"? Dipshit.
What did I spell wrong? Retard.
You’re such a bitch. You can’t even think of something to say back so you rack your little brain for some kind of lame ass unsult. Fucking tool. Why did I even bother engaging you? You’re a waste of my fucking time. Dumbshit.
#54 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — June 7, 2004 @ 4:08 pm
damnitt damnitt damnitt! I tried looking at the "saw" thing, and yes im stupid…. so how the fuck am i supposed to see it? and i agree with whoever thinks the Jim Carey movie looks stupid…… i love jim Carey, but the movie looks retarded……just an opinion
#55 | Comment by bunny — July 7, 2004 @ 4:18 pm