I WONDER WHAT THESE THREE E-MAILS HAVE IN COMMON:
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: LINDSAY LOHAN
From: “Zach Robinson”
Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 20:21:02 -0400
DUDE! YOUR SITE KICKS ASS!! ESPECIALLY THE LINDSAY LOHAN NIPPLE PICS! DO U THINK I COULD GET HER NUMBER FROM YOU? I’LL DO ANYTHING FOR IT! THANKS DUDE,
ZACH
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Sorry for using this link, but…
From: “Justin Crossland”
Date: Wed, 9 Jun 2004 12:29:39 -0400
I’m too much of a tard to figure out the ‘proper’ way to email you something. Anyway, seems as if you have some competition in your love for the under 18 stars. This guy has taken a liking to one Hermione Granger from Harry Potter. Check out the pictures.
http://jasonkill.com/hermione/index.htm
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To: “webmaster@psykotik.zzn”
Subject: LL Flash animation
From: “Nick”
Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 16:39:03 -0400
oh, you’ll like this
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/coconut.php
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I think i liked it better when i first posted it on the site 3 MONTHS AGO. By the way, i made the original. That guy took it and used it in his flash.
The Hermione thing has already been covered here and the Lindsay thing? Come on now…
See? Not only do i get comments that link to crap that i (or other people) have already posted on the site, i also get e-mails about stuff that i (or other people) have already posted on my own site.
I occasionally get e-mails about things that i’ve never seen before and i appreciate it. But 90% of the time, it’s about stuff that i already know about. I mean, come on now. This is me. I am like the finder of all things that are cool. Or at least the finder of things that i find to be cool that i think would be postworthy on my site. I actually don’t mind getting these types of e-mails. At least it’s ‘free’. And it’s a hell of a lot better than you wasting my site’s bandwidth by posting crap in the comments that we’ve already seen.
ANYWAY.
The MTV Movie Awards was pretty disappointing. Lindsay Lohan barely had any screen time. Shit, i think that midget demon had more screen time than she did. It was pretty bust. I think the only good part about the whole show was when Eminem mooned the audience. It got edited out though.
But guess what? Here’s a picture!
Goddamn she’s so hot. I’d hit it in every hole. And between her boobs too. If it were possible.
NO MORE PETER ANDRE!!
btw the bandwidth is already exceeded on those avril pics?
#1 | Comment by radish01001 — June 11, 2004 @ 2:46 am
I miss Peter first
#2 | Comment by bob — June 11, 2004 @ 2:47 am
nevermind you’re quick.
In that case…
OH THOSE AVRIL PICS WERE SO FUCKING HOT!!
Sucks the bandwidth was exceeded.
#3 | Comment by radish01001 — June 11, 2004 @ 2:48 am
that site about hermione was really scary, seeing as most of the pictures weren’t even recent and must have been taken when she was like 11… wow even fubar doesnt usually cross that line.
#4 | Comment by marguerite — June 11, 2004 @ 2:50 am
goddammit you win.
avril clevage = win.
AVRIL CLEVAGE AWAY!
#5 | Comment by radish01001 — June 11, 2004 @ 2:51 am
Looking at Avril’s boobs after 30 hour of looking at Peter Andre’s boobs … I’m glad my wang got hard again!
Hetero away!
#6 | Comment by The now defunct PETER ANDRE fan recuit team — June 11, 2004 @ 3:12 am
Tweens girls, Lohan, Avril, hooters, insane Emma-Watson-waiting-to-turn-18 websites … I FEEL ALIVE (AND STRAIGHT)AGAIN!!!
#7 | Comment by Frank Grimes — June 11, 2004 @ 3:16 am
yea, that hermione thing is creepy, but i saw that a long time ago…avril is lookin mighty sexy though
#8 | Comment by c-unit — June 11, 2004 @ 3:21 am
i haven’t been reading here lately, but, i have to agree with you justin that i miss the site a few months ago when less morons were posting stupid shit and links that have been posted already by you a long time ago. i still like your site and the pics you put up. awesome stuff. and that peter andre thing was just too fucking funny.
#9 | Comment by dryden — June 11, 2004 @ 3:26 am
since when has the MTV Movie Awards ever been good?
#10 | Comment by cronox2 — June 11, 2004 @ 3:32 am
nicole kidman is hot……
thats all i wanted to say muah
#11 | Comment by dek0nstruc — June 11, 2004 @ 3:36 am
Lindsay was a horrible dancer but it still was arousing watching her do it. Her dress changes where good as well, to bad she had no screen time. Yeah my fav part is when she did the Kill Bill spoof and winked, damn that really got me. Yeah Avril is hot and Avril cleavage is hot as well
#12 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — June 11, 2004 @ 3:37 am
the parodies were usually pretty good. better than the show. but they didn’t do any this year =(
oh and hey, i think her boob popped out while they were making the kill bill trailer spoof.
they showed it during the end credits.
andy dick got to see her tit.
#13 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2004 @ 3:39 am
oh my dear…dear avril.
how will i spackle thee?
#14 | Comment by scentless — June 11, 2004 @ 3:47 am
Only 11 comments? Hopefully Peter scared all the idiots away…
#15 | Comment by NGEddie — June 11, 2004 @ 3:49 am
Yeah the GODDAMN sterring wheel was in the way when one of her tits popped out. Andy really sure owned his keep is his last name cause he got to see it and we didnt. DICK
#16 | Comment by heineken — June 11, 2004 @ 4:11 am
I couldnt bring myself to watch after ten minutes or so 🙁
I think Avril and Lindsay should wrestle in jello.
With Peter Andre far FAR away!
#17 | Comment by RobertBruce — June 11, 2004 @ 5:31 am
ha!
so i was browsing around….and came across one of those confession sites. i may have found a fubarite’s post.
check this shit out:
"I am 30, male, engaged. Last night I went to the video store and rented a DVD to watch for sexual gratification. It was "Freaky Friday," the remake that just came out. No, I wasn’t masturbating to Jamie Lee Curtis. I was interested in Lindsey Lohan. I have been obsessed with her since I first saw the poster/trailer for the "parent Trap" remake she did like five years ago. She looked completely like a girl I used to work with who I had a crush on and even though she was likee 10 in that movie I jerked off a thousand times to it. I also like to watch Nickelodeon and Disney for the same reasons. Lizzy McGuire, Cortnee Draper, Amanda Bynes…they are all perfect, especially at a certain age, like all these girls are goddesses when they’re 13 or 14. It’s wrong, and I’ll never act on it, but thanks, hollywood, for awakening my young-girl desire. I love my fantasy life now. All these sweet young delicious girls are being pumped out of the new studio system and I’m eating it up, and it helps me to notice the beauty around me. Some of my friends have kids now who are getting close to puberty, and I watch them like a hawk. Pool parties last summer were divine (loved loved loved going to the bathroom to "change" and taking the time to masturbate while watching the lovely kids play in the water). I’m completely perverted now. And happy. I won’t feel any shame about it, because it isn’t wrong — I haven’t, and won’t, touched any of these girls and I think that it’s biological in nature anyway."
fess up.
#18 | Comment by scentless — June 11, 2004 @ 6:01 am
I’m glad fubar is back. Yet, as much as that MIDI annoyed the hell outta me, now that it is gone I kinda miss it.
Those last 30 hours really opened my eyes (and ears) to Peter Andre. In the kind of way that I hope to never hear mention of him again.
Thanks, Justin, for bringing the fubar I know and love back!!
#19 | Comment by Jonstafa — June 11, 2004 @ 6:04 am
Justin, you should get a poll going to see how many times people came to http://www.dontlinkthis.net yesterday and saw the Peter Andre thing. To see how often people checked to see if it had been changed back yet.
#20 | Comment by moose — June 11, 2004 @ 8:11 am
When I got back from vacation I thought I was having seizures and fits when I saw the website with Peter Andre plastered all over the place. Thank god things are getting back to the way they were. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got eye drops to put in after all that staring at Lohan presenting the MTV movie awards.
#21 | Comment by Brandandoni — June 11, 2004 @ 8:47 am
THANK YOU FOR THE LINK ALBINOBLACKSHEEP.COM/ETC… I LIKE THE NICE GIRLS AND THE NICE PUSSY!… 😉
#22 | Comment by http://www.pcpages.com/abyssal — June 11, 2004 @ 8:48 am
ive been coming here everyday for the past few months and i love this place. i’ve almost finished reading the entire archives. wht i wanna say is that a lot of people appreciate wht u do here man..and its sad that a lot of the newbies is giving the other newbies a bad name by posting stupid shit thts been posted before. i hope u know that not all the nwebies are dumbasses.
#23 | Comment by jareth — June 11, 2004 @ 9:44 am
You should keep the midi. That rocked the hardest.
#24 | Comment by Seriously — June 11, 2004 @ 10:35 am
where did my "of course linday lohans boobs are real, I tasted them myself" comment go? I thought it was rather funny… and who is this peter andre fuck anyway? i came here yesterday and thought some pyscho had hacked the site…
#25 | Comment by Joe — June 11, 2004 @ 11:28 am
I’m disappointed; you’re becoming an increasingly irritable Nazi. The posts were once interesting, occasionally inspired, and Avril adorned the layout. Now all your posts are tainted with your disgust at the consequences of your site’s popularity.
The irony that this post is partly comprised of eminem was not lost upon me.
#26 | Comment by Lock — June 11, 2004 @ 11:32 am
Lance Bass from NSYNC got a nose job…(warning: real scary pictures ahead, 100% auth)
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/lance_bass.jpg
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/lance_bass_new_nose.jpg
#27 | Comment by dude — June 11, 2004 @ 11:51 am
im going to go with my gut on this comment:
eminem’s ass is cut!! damn… that made my day.
too bad avril’s bad, greasy hair in the following pix ruined it.
#28 | Comment by lizzi — June 11, 2004 @ 11:56 am
Holy god. Justin your brain really must have snapped this last week. Poor little asian.
Did you make that whole peter andre crap yourself? Or was it mirrored from here?
Anyways, thank jebus your back.
#29 | Comment by Dex — June 11, 2004 @ 12:07 pm
I’m so SICK of those same pics. Thanks for pointing that out. Keep up the work most excellent.
#30 | Comment by Humboldt South — June 11, 2004 @ 12:13 pm
Scented is fucking creepy man, what the FUCK are you talking about. You’re 30 and masturbating to a fucking TEN year old. You are sick.
#31 | Comment by Humboldt South — June 11, 2004 @ 12:15 pm
"I miss Peter first
Posted by bob – 2:47am June 11, 2004
You cant be bob, I am Bob. And I would never say something gay like that. Mandi has a special place in my heart
#32 | Comment by Bob — June 11, 2004 @ 12:16 pm
Any chance we can turn our attention back to Libby again? JK
Glad fubar’s back, that was pretty damn depressing yesterday!
#33 | Comment by mrwillys — June 11, 2004 @ 12:20 pm
hey Justin (or anyone not new to the site),
what was the whole punishing everyone on the site for? What is it that you don’t like about the n00bs that come to the site? Just curious, is it because people post at the site with old news? Just curious.Caio.
#34 | Comment by Maxsterbator — June 11, 2004 @ 12:39 pm
Hey, This girl is way fuckin hotter than that Harry Potter Bitch, and that flat ass ho Avril.
Look for yourself http://www.chelseabrummet.com/home.htm
Until The End
#35 | Comment by Lucipher — June 11, 2004 @ 12:43 pm
Damn Sam! Been comming here couple a wks now and got the shit scared outta me. Justin, at least send us to a site that I could stand for longer than 2 sec. But of course that is the punishment. There has been too much bullshit to wade through here for a while. And THANK YOU for the Avril pics, it’s nice to know she has a cleavage! Her eyes and lips are Awesome! Give Peace A Chance.
#36 | Comment by KristenKLover — June 11, 2004 @ 12:49 pm
half you fucknuts need spellcheckers
#37 | Comment by UncleMao — June 11, 2004 @ 12:49 pm
Checked out that Chelsea site…she IS a hottie! Under "Fun Stuff" shes got a parody of an Avril song…funny!
#38 | Comment by KristenKLover — June 11, 2004 @ 12:59 pm
we need to start the ‘i wanna bang avril’ club
#39 | Comment by john — June 11, 2004 @ 1:16 pm
"Scented is fucking creepy man, what the FUCK are you talking about. You’re 30 and masturbating to a fucking TEN year old. You are sick."
Posted by Humboldt South – 12:15pm June 11, 2004
You’re a fuckin moron. Read the damn comment before you speak.
"ha!
so i was browsing around….and came across one of those confession sites. i may have found a fubarite’s post.
check this shit out:" It’s another guy Idiot!
And Justin, you changed my link to that girls site you copied in my guestbook thing. That wasn’t nice. Waaaahhhh!!! (Lucy style)
#40 | Comment by qchad — June 11, 2004 @ 1:37 pm
I dont know if you saw there titanic in 30 seconds on abs performed by bunnies. I know justin will like it
#41 | Comment by Bob — June 11, 2004 @ 1:39 pm
oops I know I meant to spell it "their" to make up for it here’s the link
#42 | Comment by Bob — June 11, 2004 @ 1:41 pm
justin is a liar and a fake
he’s not really peter andre, he was just pretending.
#43 | Comment by brent — June 11, 2004 @ 1:44 pm
That big-boy site is pretty good and its w/out justin’s bitchin.
And yes, Lohan’s mom looks like a crackwhore.
#44 | Comment by bah — June 11, 2004 @ 2:12 pm
good! because i’m banning you and saving myself some bandwidth! have fun at big boys! HEHAHEHAHHEAHEHHAHEA
#45 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2004 @ 2:19 pm
more avril. can’t you like..call her or something and get her to do some real sexy junk for you? she’d totally be into it.
#46 | Comment by mathias — June 11, 2004 @ 3:18 pm
Yea what about Chelsea Brummett…she’s on that show "All That" on Nickelodeon. Just turned 17 a few months ago…
Double your pleasure…(Chelsea and Amanda Bynes)
#47 | Comment by Riss — June 11, 2004 @ 3:19 pm
Ok let’s try that again…
Chelsea B&W
Chelsea Lookin Good
Chelsea Hat
Tanned & pierced
"Come and get me"
#48 | Comment by Riss — June 11, 2004 @ 3:44 pm
pic 1 looks like shes pooping
#49 | Comment by Mr. Junky — June 11, 2004 @ 5:39 pm
Alright! Fuck Lindsay Lohan! More Avril cleavage!!!
#50 | Comment by Heathen — June 11, 2004 @ 6:50 pm
Dude someone already talked about avril, lindsey lohan and emma watson once before. I mean come on, they were already mentioned about when they were born, get some new stuff.
Dip Shit.
#51 | Comment by Dionysus187 — June 11, 2004 @ 7:17 pm
sorry bout that earlier post, I didn’t notice. I’m a dumbass.
#52 | Comment by Humboldt South — June 11, 2004 @ 9:17 pm
yes, you are.
however, do not feel bad. there are some really hot ten year old these days.
#53 | Comment by scentless — June 11, 2004 @ 10:44 pm
Look on the bright side, Justin. At least the newbies aren’t sending you links to your own site, or your tjnr.com thing.
#54 | Comment by grey_fox24 — June 12, 2004 @ 12:12 pm