It never ends

Subject: Michelle Trachtenberg pic you have is a fake
From: “mitchell Soso”
Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 22:59:09 -0400

Attachments:   mt_real.jpg

… I think. The “real” picture is attached. I think it is real, because what sick freak would ADD a bra in Photoshop?

Also, in case you haven’t seen them…

If you guys have any idea what it’s like trying to run this website and dealing with some of the people that like to torment me like this, you’d replace it with a Peter Andre fan site too.

But as you can see, no matter how hard i try, no matter what i do, no matter how obvious i make things, some people just. don’t. get it.

Since there’s really no way to stop them, i guess i’m just gonna have to grin and bear it. Those of you who are fortunate enough to be ‘in the know’, well, you and i will have the opportunity to roll our collective eyes each time one of them shows up on the site.

Subject: Olsen Twins
From: Nevets
Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 19:01:15 -0400

Justin I consider myself to be a loyal, long term f.u.b.a.r. pedafile as are many others. I must say, I am a bit upset with your lack of coverage on the Olsen Twins legalization. Perhaps your caught up in the midist of all the Regan hoop-la but if your really a true american, you’ve awaited this day for a long long time.

Nerds Away!!!

He’s right! Only ONE more day before they turn 18! And then what? My guess is to see which one gets boob implants first.

By the way, i’m not American silly.

Subject: Zenon-girl
From: Lil Amber
Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 06:33:15 -0700 (PDT)

Hey, what about this hottie? I never hear anything about her and this girl is one hot chick!

oh….and btw…ur site rocks!


It surprises me that i actually have female visitors out there. I mean, i know i do, i just don’t know why. If you’re a girl, and if you’re reading this, please leave a comment telling me why you’re here and what is it about this place that is actually making you come back for more.

Anyway, i’ve been hearing a lot about this Zenon thing. I think i saw an ad for it on the Disney channel while i was channel surfing. I checked out this Kirsten Storms chick aaaaannnd… i dunno. Wasn’t really feelin’ it. Maybe i need to see her in action on TV.

Or on my bed.

She’s looking good in some of these pics.

New movie trailers!

It looks sort of like Phone Booth but reversed.

It’s the same trailer that they showed on TV during the MTV Movie Awards pre-show.

Anyway, remember! Tomorrow! Olsens turn 18!

So exciting!

It’s like waiting for Y2K to happen!

69 thoughts on “It never ends

  1. hey justin did you hear lindsey lohan’s dad got arrested!

    im just fucking with ya, dont end the site because of stupid people. i know this site is getting about as bad a that jamie bitches, but please dont end it or i will actually have to go outside and make friends , or something.

    #1 | Comment by hesey — June 12, 2004 @ 1:06 am

  2. Go ahead, Bubba. Justin said he wants to know why you visit here.

    #2 | Comment by smash — June 12, 2004 @ 1:20 am

  3. actually….

    i do have that video of maria getting tickled by howard.

    THIS LINK WILL NOT WORK FOREVER. so get it while you can.

    23 meg file. if you’re crazy enough to mirror it, post it here

    #3 | Comment by Justin — June 12, 2004 @ 1:20 am

  4. women coming here and why?

    something about wanting to know what NOT to look for……….just a wild guess.
    Might shock the lot of you that we are not the prototype of the lusted-after male, with the possible exception of Discommode, an engaging lad if I can say so myself.

    #4 | Comment by Discommode — June 12, 2004 @ 1:25 am

  5. Take a look at the LL second picture is that pink underware i see?

    #5 | Comment by Karnage — June 12, 2004 @ 1:25 am

  6. "Go ahead, Bubba. Justin said he wants to know why you visit here.

    Posted by smash – 1:20am June 12, 2004"

    That hurts, man…really. Especially when it’s coming from one of the most vaginaist guys ever. If you were just a little more vagina I’d have to fuck you….I’d have to fuck you. =\

    Penis power!

    #6 | Comment by Bubba — June 12, 2004 @ 1:26 am

  7. Take a look at "karnage," is that a moron I see?

    #7 | Comment by radish01001 — June 12, 2004 @ 1:27 am

  8. Justin I just want to say how cool it is that you put movie trailors on your site. I wouldnt even know about some of these movies. So, good job man!

    #8 | Comment by Rivers — June 12, 2004 @ 1:40 am

  9. Take a look at the LL second picture is that pink underware i see?

    Posted by Karnage – 1:25am June 12, 2004

    how is possible that this is still happening?

    #9 | Comment by hesey — June 12, 2004 @ 1:54 am

  10. hey, just incase you guys havent seen this:

    #10 | Comment by idiot — June 12, 2004 @ 1:55 am

  11. I come to your site because it is educational.

    For instance, I have learned:
    the horror that is SPS
    what practically every hot female celeb’s pores look like
    and that if I want a boyfriend, I should make myself look like I’m 14 instead of 19.

    who needs school when we have fubar?

    #11 | Comment by TheOtherAmy — June 12, 2004 @ 1:56 am

  12. "and that if I want a boyfriend, I should make myself look like I’m 14 instead of 19."

    now THAT is what i call a reason to keep the site up.

    #12 | Comment by scentless — June 12, 2004 @ 2:07 am

  13. Lohan is hot… WHo wants to run the train? Cellular looks ok, I’m psyched about Spiderman though. I’m gonna rock my silly string webslinger to the movie.

    #13 | Comment by Nevets1106 — June 12, 2004 @ 2:09 am

  14. Wow. Katie Holmes has such a sexy armpit. I’d love to go down on it.

    #14 | Comment by Download-This — June 12, 2004 @ 2:13 am

  15. Yeah the Olsen twins ARE turning 18. There for they are no longer pedophile teritory. They are women…and pedophiles have lost interest. That first email was from a jack ass.

    #15 | Comment by ok — June 12, 2004 @ 2:26 am

  16. I meant the 2nd one was from a jack ass….fuck it they are all jack asses.

    #16 | Comment by ok — June 12, 2004 @ 2:28 am

  17. but I’m not a pedophile , so I want to hit both of them.

    #17 | Comment by ok — June 12, 2004 @ 2:32 am

  18. the twins I mean…not the posts

    #18 | Comment by ok — June 12, 2004 @ 2:33 am

  19. Ebay auction for lunch with Avril

    #19 | Comment by maskdmirag — June 12, 2004 @ 2:50 am

  20. hmm 11g to spend an hour with avril…sex better be included at that price

    #20 | Comment by Mr. Junky — June 12, 2004 @ 3:42 am

  21. i thought girls always did fancy ole charity for girl-related stuff. Like breast cancer foundations or what not. maybe for 11k avril will poke the winner’s prostate. to make sure everything is a-ok.

    #21 | Comment by joe — June 12, 2004 @ 3:58 am

  22. I saw both those trailers before I saw riddick tonight – Im SOooooo looking forward to AVP, BTW, anything good on Alexa Davalos, the chick from Chronicles, shes pretty fuckin hot. I googled it but to doesn’t look like she has been in to much.

    #22 | Comment by Purge — June 12, 2004 @ 4:20 am

  23. Speaking of Famous puffy nipples…

    #23 | Comment by Camshaft — June 12, 2004 @ 4:56 am

  24. By the way, i’m not American silly.

    Yeah, if this guy was a real Fubar pedaphile [sic], he’d know that Justin is actually Canadian!

    #24 | Comment by Umgawa — June 12, 2004 @ 5:05 am

  25. Down with under 18 celebs!!!
    bring back peter andre! peter andre is god! Id prefer those washboard abs than lindsays nipples anyday. BRING BACK PETER ANDRE!

    #25 | Comment by luke — June 12, 2004 @ 5:14 am

  26. ok first of all michelle trachtenberg played in a movie called eurotrip. she flashed her bra to stop a car on the autobahn. no fake. there is a fake where you can see her tits. its the same pic.
    kirsten storms is hot. but her movies really suck. i watched them on the disney channel just because of her. but she was a litte bit too young.
    about the whole lohan thing. lohan is one of the hottest girls i’ve ever seen. she is just wow.
    by the way your homepage rocks

    #26 | Comment by the european — June 12, 2004 @ 7:08 am

  27. Shut up fag.

    #27 | Comment by pangwinking — June 12, 2004 @ 7:16 am


    #28 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 12, 2004 @ 8:08 am

  29. I’m a girl, and I’ve been lurking around here for a while. Why? I kinda came here by accident, I was doing a search on google for Lindsay Lohan and this came up among others. Plus you have a lot of the latest stuff, this site is like a girl gossip heaven. What other site would have a picture of Eminem’s feminine looking ass mooning the MTV awards? Who doesn’t wanna see what that whore from the Real World looks like naked when she posed for playboy? is like the National Enquirer for perverted men online, but girls definately get a kick out of seeing Lindsay Lohan’s fake tits fall out too. I don’t know, I guess girls just like seeing celebrities getting exposed and guys can’t wait to expose them.

    #29 | Comment by Riss — June 12, 2004 @ 8:39 am

  30. isnt the two friends with the phone at the start from the movie "not another teen movie?" i know the blonde one is, but im not sure about the other "main guy" with brown hair?

    #30 | Comment by pevee — June 12, 2004 @ 8:40 am

  31. Word, Riss. You don’t have to be a guy to think TJNR is fucking hilarious.

    #31 | Comment by j — June 12, 2004 @ 9:15 am

  32. For those of you with a Full House fetish, I found some more pictures of Jodie Sweetin. Apparently she was kinda fat a few years ago but lost all of the weight and got fake tits. Here ya go…
    Jodie in bikini, HUGE fake boobs

    Jodie on Honeymoon

    Jodie at NYM premiere w/ Candace

    Jodie on Yes Dear 1

    Jodie on Yes Dear 2

    Jodie on Yes Dear 3

    Jodie on Yes Dear 4

    Jodie on Yes Dear 5

    Jodie on some show

    Jodie on TV

    Well someone turned out to be a dog…
    New Jodie and Andrea Barber (Kimmy Gibbler)

    And also Full House related, here’s some Olsen twins on drugs:
    Mary-Kate before and after her addiction

    Mary-Kate for the National Anti-Drug Campaign

    #32 | Comment by Riss — June 12, 2004 @ 10:16 am

  33. the link is down for the maria menunos clip anybody else have it? Thanks in advance!

    #33 | Comment by gig'em — June 12, 2004 @ 10:26 am

  34. More Olsen…

    Olsen without makup…woof woof

    #34 | Comment by Riss — June 12, 2004 @ 10:30 am

  35. DAMN the Maria Menounos is down…I have 50MB of webspace w/ unlimited bandwidth if someone wants to relay me the video ill be happy to upload and share with all.

    #35 | Comment by heinken — June 12, 2004 @ 11:28 am

  36. oh and heres a pic I found today of Mandys Nipple showing through her dress
    Mandy Moore See-Through

    #36 | Comment by heineken — June 12, 2004 @ 11:37 am

  37. the olsen twins lost some of their appeal when they became anorexic crack whores and tomorrow they will lose all of their appeal. i mean no one wants to fuck a legal anorexic crack whore, and underage one…now that is a totally different story.

    #37 | Comment by Stizzle Rizzle — June 12, 2004 @ 11:48 am

  38. kirsten storms has been cute since forever.

    i recommend Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

    #38 | Comment by scentless — June 12, 2004 @ 12:35 pm

  39. I bet Ashley gets the boob job first.

    #39 | Comment by Master&Commander — June 12, 2004 @ 12:35 pm

  40. sad to say, i don’t watch the disney channel at all =(

    is ashley the ugly one?

    #40 | Comment by Justin — June 12, 2004 @ 12:39 pm

  41. kirsten storms head looks like a cube.

    #41 | Comment by j — June 12, 2004 @ 12:49 pm

  42. I hate so many people that post on this site now its rediculous, being the long time reg that i am i hate to see this well managed site being overun with idiots.Justin, i feel bad for you that something you work so hard on is being ruined by FUCKIN NOOBS!

    #42 | Comment by JesusFan666 — June 12, 2004 @ 12:50 pm

  43. Justin, can u post some pics of maria menounos on howard stern in the tickle chair or possibly vids? if not any clue where I can get them? thanks dude

    #43 | Comment by Random Hero — June 12, 2004 @ 12:50 pm

  44. Hey there. Resident female vistor here… came across the site about a month ago. Must say I find it pretty engaging. I come about 3 times a day. I think I must like reading your sarcastic comments and looking at the pictures. Attractive women are fun to look at. But, don’t get me wrong, I love dudes.

    #44 | Comment by Lizz — June 12, 2004 @ 12:54 pm

  45. Join the forums Lizz. You’ll be glad you did.

    #45 | Comment by bligityblah — June 12, 2004 @ 12:58 pm

  46. I think I ended up here after hearing about Lindsay Lohan’s phone number. I read the archives and now I’m hooked for some unexplainable reason. I guess there’s just a universal appeal for pictures of overexposed teen princesses and their boobs.

    #46 | Comment by Michelle — June 12, 2004 @ 1:51 pm

  47. I have to say it is pretty cool to have females coming to the site and not just once but up few times a day.

    #47 | Comment by Johnny Joe Joe — June 12, 2004 @ 1:56 pm

  48. hey… i was in disbelief about lindsay lohan havin fake boobs (apparently), a few weeks back… and i came across you! i keep visiting because your’ve got some funny shit on your site and duh… because every girl checks others out, even if they dont admit it!
    p.s. i fuckin hate that hilary duff

    #48 | Comment by rachel — June 12, 2004 @ 2:44 pm

  49. i’m a female fan of this site, and i visit for a few reasons… some of them being:

    1. i’m just as fascinated with lindsay lohan’s boobs as the next guy
    2. it keeps me up to date on all of the up and coming hot teen sluts
    3. i like reading comments from guys who have probably never seen an actual woman naked in real life saying things like "i’d hit that" or whatever about girls they have absolutely no chance with.

    also, i find it funny that whenever a picture of a girl with big boobs is posted, no matter what her age, 90% of the people here automatically scream "fake!". just because someone is skinny and happens to have a huge rack doesn’t mean it’s fake – i’ve got very real d cups, thankyouverymuch.

    anyway, great site justin. 🙂

    #49 | Comment by april — June 12, 2004 @ 3:55 pm

  50. FAKE!

    #50 | Comment by Michelle — June 12, 2004 @ 4:05 pm

  51. I show up for Justin. He’s so hot.

    #51 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 12, 2004 @ 4:27 pm

  52. Lol @ april’s #3. also, we will need some evidence about those d cups. The imagination only goes so far.

    #52 | Comment by ilphae — June 12, 2004 @ 4:38 pm

  53. Why do like this site? I come to FUBAR cuz Im a red hot lesbian

    #53 | Comment by Dani — June 12, 2004 @ 4:38 pm

  54. "who needs school when we have fubar?"

    Posted by TheOtherAmy – 1:56am June 12, 2004

    Exactly! Man, Katie Holmes looks so good.
    PS. I think I know this TheOtherAmy. email is familiar…

    #54 | Comment by qchad — June 12, 2004 @ 4:55 pm

  55. this is avril’s site, right?!?!?!1111

    just kidding… please dont ban me 😛

    #55 | Comment by amicheze — June 12, 2004 @ 5:06 pm

  56. Where is the pic of the "real" Michelle Trachtenburg?

    #56 | Comment by Camron — June 12, 2004 @ 6:45 pm

  57. is there any way to cheat a blood drug test? Or can you only cheat with the urine test? I’m so fucked :o((

    #57 | Comment by TheOtherAmy — June 12, 2004 @ 7:02 pm

  58. any vidcaps of maria on howard stern or links? video was down sadly.

    #58 | Comment by Random Hero — June 12, 2004 @ 7:54 pm

  59. yo man this girls gonna be hot shes bangin already and shes only 13!!! jojo hott!!

    #59 | Comment by jc — June 12, 2004 @ 9:37 pm

  60. old. next time, do some research newb

    #60 | Comment by Justin — June 12, 2004 @ 9:43 pm

  61. I know i know who katie holmes is, but i cant think of what shes been in

    #61 | Comment by DonG — June 12, 2004 @ 10:04 pm

  62. Holmes was in Dawson’s Creek, Phone Booth, The Gift, Teaching Mrs. Tingle…

    Try next time.

    #62 | Comment by Alby Jones — June 12, 2004 @ 11:30 pm

  63. Holmes was looking fine in those pics.

    Secondly, I’m excited to see Riddick.

    #63 | Comment by snatcher — June 13, 2004 @ 7:39 am

  64. Hello Justin, I come here because I sometimes enjoy looking at breasts. And also to get a peek inside the minds of men, like some of the other girls! It’s just funny, seeing how you talk about women.

    #64 | Comment by thalia — June 13, 2004 @ 3:13 pm


    #65 | Comment by thefelinepunk — June 13, 2004 @ 5:28 pm

  66. Katie looks gorgeous in those pics.

    kind of retro…but very hot. Reminded me of how she looked in the Ice Storm. Damn that tobey maguire punk.

    #66 | Comment by Laszlo — June 15, 2004 @ 12:38 pm

  67. When would you consider a reader, a "faithful" reader? been on since about January, before this Lohan explosion… and I still don’t know what the hell some talk about when they say they are "in the know"… would read the archives, but there’s so much…

    #67 | Comment by vultureug — June 16, 2004 @ 1:32 am

  68. Why I’m here. Some friend of mine who shall remain nameless *cough*no really! nameless*cough* posts here quite a bit. He tempted me to find this site without telling me the URL or anything that could actually help me, and thus addicted me simply by the thrill of the hunt. I don’t believe this was his purpose. He thought I wouldn’t like it. I imagine his reasons are the same reasons that make you surprised to have female visitors. You don’t have to ask me to visit in the hope that it will grow on me; I intend to meet the ten per day quota.

    #68 | Comment by vanillachicana — June 16, 2004 @ 12:46 pm

  69. justin can u post that maria menounos clip again sorry i saw it to late, and it dostn work anymore

    #69 | Comment by random guy — July 6, 2004 @ 1:35 am

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