Seeming as how you’re in Singapore, and since you are going to be in the media and are a movie buff… I say instead of updates about American actresses, update news/pictures of Singapore actresses and things of that nature.
You could post about how much effort Tom Cruise is making to convince everyone he is not gay.
#17 |
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by mo-boobies — May 5, 2005 @
11:11 pm
i wonder if she gave herpes to tom?..
or if he gave it to her?? :O
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by DArK SAgE — May 5, 2005 @
11:24 pm
I read this in the newspaper today and laughed. Well, was more angry that you aren’t getting your props, but parents are better off not knowing this shit exists anyways.
You could tell us about all of the American businessmen you walked past, as they were walking toward the red-light district and their subsequent encounters with young boys. Of course, at the same time, that implies that you were walking out of that district, so maybe that’s a bad idea.
If a foreigner isnt talking about America than for the first few seconds I just think to myself “why isnt he talking about america? I bet hes just trying to piss of americans because everyone loves to talk about america!” than i stop paying attention. So be warned. Before you could get away with talking about japanese movies and shit, not anymore.
Those katie lip shots look a lot more like coffee burns than freakisly large cold sores. I’ve been bured by coffee before and they scab up like that, looking like some disgusting disease.
You should go to the movie theatres with a video camera and bootleg movies…then post them here.
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by Titleist — May 6, 2005 @
12:02 pm
I think that the movies there might not be in english… just maybe… And plus, all asians look alike. How the hell do you watch a movie, when all the charcters look the same? J/K
post bout weird singapore customs, or even the laws that u have to obey. herd summing bout the littering laws or am i in the wrong part of the world 😕
forgive me i’m not from this planet
some crazy cellphone PDA gadget that turns into a robot complete with laser beam hand weapons and penis massager. They always have that stuff over there.
Or boobies, can’t go wrong with boobies.
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by DisconcertedGeorge — May 7, 2005 @
1:13 am
“I wonder if all americans look alike to asians?”
Probably. Depending on where in America you are there are whole families that look the same.
Ain’ts that right paw?
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by DisconcertedGeorge — May 7, 2005 @
1:18 am
post about the underage girls you paid for in singapore. come on, you know you did.
Never happen. Justin is afraid of girls. It’s true.
Hey Justin, you could post about your adventures in Japan and Singapore, and how exciting your life is right now.
…
BWWAAHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face on that one. I look forward to your many posts about staying shut-in somewhere and playing with your Nintendog all day long.
New Old Navy commercial. They’re pedalling swimwear. The lead singer chick is a cute little cutie. Her legality is questionable, but her smile is priceless.
poo is new?
#1 | Comment by SheepDog — May 5, 2005 @ 4:36 pm
You should post about stuff.
Cool stuff.
I have no idea what I’m talking about. I fail at being helpful.
#2 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 5, 2005 @ 4:36 pm
talk about chicks in singapore
#3 | Comment by matt — May 5, 2005 @ 4:45 pm
Talk about the teen idols in singapore!
#4 | Comment by registeredpedophile — May 5, 2005 @ 5:09 pm
talk about the poor singers in Singapore.
Or give out useful nuclear weapons secrets.
#5 | Comment by SheepDog — May 5, 2005 @ 5:22 pm
Talk about me.
#6 | Comment by Observant — May 5, 2005 @ 5:23 pm
Post about Doggie!
#7 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 5, 2005 @ 5:38 pm
paula abdul scandal is new…
or u can just post your usual stuff on jojo,haden etc.. or whatever hot peice of jailbait your into now 🙂
#8 | Comment by DArK SAgE — May 5, 2005 @ 5:39 pm
Mmmmm Hayden… Damn…
The Hayden countdown http://www.redpac.com/legality/
#9 | Comment by registeredpedophile — May 5, 2005 @ 5:46 pm
Seeming as how you’re in Singapore, and since you are going to be in the media and are a movie buff… I say instead of updates about American actresses, update news/pictures of Singapore actresses and things of that nature.
#10 | Comment by JEJ — May 5, 2005 @ 6:31 pm
penis
#11 | Comment by Ryan — May 5, 2005 @ 7:08 pm
Post about our first time Justin…….you know, that time you fucked me under the maple tree.
#12 | Comment by Alias — May 5, 2005 @ 7:15 pm
Katie & Tom, Angie & Brad, Paula & Korey … I’m sure the Olsens are up to something… meh, all too old… beeches, furs and vaginas… discuss.
#13 | Comment by rick — May 5, 2005 @ 9:18 pm
Its getting worse…
http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/050405_katielip.jpg
#14 | Comment by Yawn — May 5, 2005 @ 9:27 pm
guess it really is a STD
#15 | Comment by Justin — May 5, 2005 @ 9:40 pm
Its the herps. For shizz.
#16 | Comment by Wonderyak — May 5, 2005 @ 9:54 pm
You could post about how much effort Tom Cruise is making to convince everyone he is not gay.
#17 | Comment by mo-boobies — May 5, 2005 @ 11:11 pm
i wonder if she gave herpes to tom?..
or if he gave it to her?? :O
#18 | Comment by DArK SAgE — May 5, 2005 @ 11:24 pm
I read this in the newspaper today and laughed. Well, was more angry that you aren’t getting your props, but parents are better off not knowing this shit exists anyways.
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/g/a/2005/05/05/asianblogs.DTL
I peeped it out and started yawning immediately. Amatures I tell ya.
But I would still bang her.
#19 | Comment by parlayplyr — May 6, 2005 @ 12:27 am
you should post about how you’re back.
also post and ask us what’s new.
good times.
#20 | Comment by Dex — May 6, 2005 @ 12:28 am
That’s a horrible idea, Dex. What kind of dumb would make such a lame post?
Oh wait …
#21 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 6, 2005 @ 3:03 am
You could tell us about all of the American businessmen you walked past, as they were walking toward the red-light district and their subsequent encounters with young boys. Of course, at the same time, that implies that you were walking out of that district, so maybe that’s a bad idea.
#22 | Comment by Umgawa — May 6, 2005 @ 3:04 am
I don’t think anyone would be surprised to see Justin in the RLD.
#23 | Comment by michler — May 6, 2005 @ 3:16 am
http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1180752,00.html
Katie Holmes in all of her Cold Sore beauty (and theres no question on this one).
#24 | Comment by sier — May 6, 2005 @ 4:50 am
If a foreigner isnt talking about America than for the first few seconds I just think to myself “why isnt he talking about america? I bet hes just trying to piss of americans because everyone loves to talk about america!” than i stop paying attention. So be warned. Before you could get away with talking about japanese movies and shit, not anymore.
#25 | Comment by moshe — May 6, 2005 @ 5:14 am
post about the perfect poop.
#26 | Comment by Willy — May 6, 2005 @ 5:46 am
Maybe you should start thinking about sequels, I suggest:
“Skanky Panty Syndrome: The Asian Persuasion”
Kinda like Rush Hour 2 where they went to Hong Kong
#27 | Comment by SheepDog — May 6, 2005 @ 6:07 am
Those katie lip shots look a lot more like coffee burns than freakisly large cold sores. I’ve been bured by coffee before and they scab up like that, looking like some disgusting disease.
#28 | Comment by radish01001 — May 6, 2005 @ 6:20 am
Keep telling yourself it was the coffee.
#29 | Comment by Observant — May 6, 2005 @ 7:35 am
herpes infested coffee.
#30 | Comment by Alias — May 6, 2005 @ 7:46 am
mmmmmmmmm Herpes…
#31 | Comment by registeredpedophile — May 6, 2005 @ 10:29 am
I like my herpes with 2 sugars and 1 cream plz.
#32 | Comment by michler — May 6, 2005 @ 11:15 am
post about bai lings giganta-nipples
#33 | Comment by heineken — May 6, 2005 @ 11:57 am
You should go to the movie theatres with a video camera and bootleg movies…then post them here.
#34 | Comment by Titleist — May 6, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
I think that the movies there might not be in english… just maybe… And plus, all asians look alike. How the hell do you watch a movie, when all the charcters look the same? J/K
I wonder if all americans look alike to asians?
#35 | Comment by registeredpedophile — May 6, 2005 @ 12:36 pm
You could post about how much these suggestions suck balls.
#36 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 6, 2005 @ 12:40 pm
…or we can all post about poo and make JSD happy.
#37 | Comment by Titleist — May 6, 2005 @ 1:13 pm
I sold Justin’s penis. Swear to god.
#38 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — May 6, 2005 @ 1:49 pm
Was the penile vibrator still inside the shaft?
#39 | Comment by Dex — May 6, 2005 @ 2:24 pm
Mmmm…giganta-nipples.
#40 | Comment by nerima — May 6, 2005 @ 2:52 pm
How bout the opium den’s down there.
You chased the Dragon yet?
LOL, Sorry I’m addicted to Jade Empire.
#41 | Comment by Crackpot Live — May 6, 2005 @ 3:18 pm
I hold Justin personally responsible for Katie’s STD.
I have no basis.
I just want the bad to go away,
Go away.
#42 | Comment by al k holik — May 6, 2005 @ 4:33 pm
What did ‘the bad’ ever do to you? He’s a great guy. Tells the worst jokes though…
Tastes like, Strawberrys. }8~]
#43 | Comment by Bobfantastic — May 6, 2005 @ 7:02 pm
Bananas are good for your complexion… honest injun
#44 | Comment by rick — May 6, 2005 @ 10:00 pm
post bout weird singapore customs, or even the laws that u have to obey. herd summing bout the littering laws or am i in the wrong part of the world 😕
forgive me i’m not from this planet
#45 | Comment by Goigen — May 6, 2005 @ 10:52 pm
some crazy cellphone PDA gadget that turns into a robot complete with laser beam hand weapons and penis massager. They always have that stuff over there.
Or boobies, can’t go wrong with boobies.
#46 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — May 7, 2005 @ 1:13 am
“I wonder if all americans look alike to asians?”
Probably. Depending on where in America you are there are whole families that look the same.
Ain’ts that right paw?
#47 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — May 7, 2005 @ 1:18 am
post about the underage girls you paid for in singapore. come on, you know you did.
#48 | Comment by g-dawg — May 7, 2005 @ 4:46 am
Never happen. Justin is afraid of girls. It’s true.
Hey Justin, you could post about your adventures in Japan and Singapore, and how exciting your life is right now.
…
BWWAAHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face on that one. I look forward to your many posts about staying shut-in somewhere and playing with your Nintendog all day long.
#49 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 7, 2005 @ 7:48 am
just like bubba!
#50 | Comment by Justin — May 7, 2005 @ 8:02 am
Or me.
#51 | Comment by smash — May 7, 2005 @ 9:38 am
Boobies. Post more boobies.
No, not Justin’s boobies. JSD’s boobies.
#52 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — May 7, 2005 @ 10:01 am
No, those dried up about 3 years ago… after his second born… Mmmmm powdered milk..
#53 | Comment by registeredpedophile — May 7, 2005 @ 11:46 am
New Old Navy commercial. They’re pedalling swimwear. The lead singer chick is a cute little cutie. Her legality is questionable, but her smile is priceless.
I need fubar-style pics!
#54 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — May 8, 2005 @ 3:43 pm