JUST BECAUSE I CAN!!!!! EAT IT CHOBOT!!!

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From the GA forums:

– I don’t know her, but since she’s with IGN.. I guess she must be a dreadful human being.

– Great another objective videogame journalist at IGN. They are only hiring people that can thrash nintendo these days.

– Her face is unappealing, and like she said her opinion is an ass crack and I can already tell it stinks.

– She look and sound just like a mandatory girl gamer that we need to look cool and avant gardiste and bringing women into this industry but in fact it sucks because she’s a whore and have shitty opinion not to mention that she don’t know shit about videogames and play freecell sometimes.

– Judging from that that interview this girl knows nothing about video games. Those are the type of responses you’ll off a casual gamer, thats misinformed.

– What the hell is a Chobot? Is it a new variant of Pokemon?

– After reading that article linked in the first post, I feel a little sick. Must’ve gotten a good whiff of her “opinion.” :\

– Oh dear…she’s one of those people who call Sony “Playstation” and Microsoft get called “Xbox”.

– Some of the things that girl comes out with aren’t fit for a 12 year old TeamXBox troll. She loves Playstation, yet she thinks Revolution is crap because “it looks like a Playstation”. Which is not only so contradictory and mind numbingly stupid that it causes my head to hurt but is also utterly wrong since Rev looks nothing like any Playstation system. Incredibly thats pretty much her most intelligent comment as well. I can only guess that her brain must have rotted away through lack of use leaving only stale air behind..

– The fact that IGN have hired this fool to write articles is the last straw for me. Bye bye IGN subscription, you won’t be missed.

– A girl who doesn’t like Nintendo? That should make her popular with the internet scumb…faithful. She didn’t happen to make fun of Macs, did she?

– I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry I am not going to get angry

– I can lick a PSP. Hell I can lick a DS, Xbox, whatever the hell they want me to. Give me a job IGN.

– She knew almost nothing about games. It’s almost as if she started gaming in the PS1/N64 generation. It would show in her writing, she just sounded dumb on the subject. I think she was quietly terminated. Or read what a lot message boards said about her, and quit/ended herself.

– Micro might be repackaged milking, and totally unnessicary with the SP (which is the ultimate form factor for a handheld, I think) and the backwards compatable DS. But you know what it has that PSP doesn’t? Good games, a fucking lot of them. And they’re still coming out, unlike PSP.

– Oh man, I read some of her work on Red-Assed Baboon, and yikes, it does look a lot like something one would expect in a message board flame war. It sounds to me like she wants to be someone who writes in a take no prisoners, shoot from the hip sort of way, except she doesn’t provide anything substantial to back her statements. If she wants to take on that sort of voice she should read more of Milkman’s stuff. He already pretty much owns that turf, but more importantly, he has something intelligent to say. Taking on some sort of tough personna is all well and good, but you need to be able to back it up.

– THE INTERNET AM CRY

47 thoughts on “JUST BECAUSE I CAN!!!!! EAT IT CHOBOT!!!”

  1. so much hate in you

    #1 | Comment by vhw — June 21, 2005 @ 2:05 am

  2. My PSP tastes like plastic and metal.

    #2 | Comment by Dex — June 21, 2005 @ 2:14 am

  3. Tom says, “You’re a jerk!” pwned!

    #3 | Comment by supher — June 21, 2005 @ 2:15 am

  4. IGN and G4 are perfect for each other since they both suck the balls of Satan these days. IGN used to be decent but then decided they were good at everything and started thinking they were FHM, Stuff and Maxim. Now we get weak out of date crap about music and lots of pictures of booth babes that all look exactly the same. Just Like G4. I’m expecting Chobot to be on G4 soon. She’ll fit right in with all the other pointless crap.

    #4 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 21, 2005 @ 2:16 am

  5. she was on G4 for a bit. a coupla weeks ago. they had her blindfolded and licking a PSP, an Ngage and a DS. it was fucking stupid. she is fucking stupid.

    #5 | Comment by Justin — June 21, 2005 @ 2:42 am

  6. You could always fly back here and assault her with an old NES system. Maybe that would knock some sense into her.

    #6 | Comment by shirizaki — June 21, 2005 @ 2:50 am

  7. ah, forget nes — vintage game boys are where it’s at. i’ve still got my black-and-white gb *somewhere*…

    #7 | Comment by tomcruise — June 21, 2005 @ 2:55 am

  8. You calender seems to be a day ahead 😡

    #8 | Comment by Sentinel — June 21, 2005 @ 3:21 am

  9. um, i don’t think he’s in the western hemisphere, to put it mildly.

    #9 | Comment by tomcruise — June 21, 2005 @ 3:23 am

  10. I’m expecting her to be on a show full time on G4. I mean they have one of the losing contestants from American Idol presenting a gaming show and it doesn’t get further away from relevant than that.

    I only watch Judgment Day on G4. It seems to be the last show that’s about video games that they have. Maybe Chobot will end up on there.

    #10 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 21, 2005 @ 4:00 am

  11. I think its hard when anyone comes in going “yea, i’m a girl and i’m a gamer” because you gotta meet up to standards. As for G4 I feel that some of the women on the channel know nothing about games, just read whats given to them and act pretty. However, from time to time there are good things that come from their mouths. And while I think that Morgan Webb seems to know about games, I don’t think we needed her in FHM, I mean c’mon.

    #11 | Comment by fujiko — June 21, 2005 @ 4:01 am

  12. “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.”

    Are you really that afraid of this girl, Justin?

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 21, 2005 @ 4:40 am

  13. justin is afraid of ANY girl

    #13 | Comment by vhw — June 21, 2005 @ 5:41 am

  14. Blah. I tried to lick my Mattel Football game and it tasted like it was old. Oh, wait…it is old. And I spilled hot chocolate on it back in 1977. Yuck.

    #14 | Comment by puzzlehead — June 21, 2005 @ 6:39 am

  15. Chobot > Justin

    And that’s the reason for so much hate.

    #11 We need Morgan Webb in Hustler.

    #15 | Comment by kiko — June 21, 2005 @ 9:38 am

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    #16 | Comment by Nate — June 21, 2005 @ 9:42 am

  17. Chobot > Justin ?

    only if you’re talking about who’s more stupiderer!!!!!!!!

    #11 we need kiko to read this post where all the real reasons are posted (all 325 of them) because he seems to have somehow missed them!!!!!!!

    #17 | Comment by Justin — June 21, 2005 @ 10:03 am

  18. Here’s a short of why Chobot > Justin:

    Ass – Chobot

    Tits – Chobot

    Face – Chobot

    Popularity – Chobot

    Best gamer – Chobot

    Ect…

    Your hate is totally uncalled for. She just wants to be happy with her Nintendog.

    #18 | Comment by kiko — June 21, 2005 @ 10:29 am

  19. Ass – Justin

    Tits – Justin

    Face – Justin

    Popularity – Justin

    Best Gamer – Peter Andre

    ect.

    #19 | Comment by Observant — June 21, 2005 @ 10:33 am

  20. #18,

    your comments – NULL & VOID!!!!!

    #20 | Comment by Justin — June 21, 2005 @ 11:00 am

  21. #19 = unfunny

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 21, 2005 @ 1:22 pm

  22. Get a life troll. Following me around is a sad existance.

    #22 | Comment by Observant — June 21, 2005 @ 3:20 pm

  23. Hey #22…record, broken.

    Try putting those in the proper order to define your unfunny, pathetic douchery. Then realize that NO ONE HERE CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

    Goodnight loser… 🙂

    #23 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 21, 2005 @ 4:06 pm

  24. Anger leads to hate Justin! 0_0

    Remember what Yoda said.

    Dont you make Padme cry again bitch!

    #24 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 21, 2005 @ 4:11 pm

  25. Mmmm…Padme.

    I’d still choke it.

    #25 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 21, 2005 @ 4:22 pm

  26. #23 What are you trying to prove? It’s sad that you lack the self-worth to be able to exist an entire day on this planet without attempting to insult another person in a lame effort to bolster your own confidence.

    I’m pathetic and yet you have continuously sought out my posts over the past two days launching vauge insults about pathetic douchery and unfunnyness (what exactly constitutes pathetic douchery, by the way? It’s a fairly unclear insult. Am I a poor vagina cleaner?). I post with no pretenses. I don’t expect to post anything funny, but I figure I’ll just fit in with the other 95% of the posts which are unfunny, as I have been doing for years.

    Your confidence issue is obvious, as you have linked to pictures claiming to be you when in fact they were not. You log onto the internet and websites that I visit and love with an adgenda and that’s just silly.

    On topic: This site needs more Chobot hate.

    #26 | Comment by Observant — June 21, 2005 @ 4:54 pm

  27. #26 = still unfunny, still doesn’t get it

    DIE

    #27 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 21, 2005 @ 5:12 pm

  28. #27 is blatant faggotry.

    Go to insult school or something. Everyone knows Observant posts lame jokes. That’s his thing. Nobody cares. Your lukewarm insults are infinitely more annoying than Observant can ever hope to be.

    You lose.

    #28 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 21, 2005 @ 6:24 pm

  29. #28 go crawl up #26’s ass with Bubba and do whatever you homos do when y’all get together.

    Better yet, go back to that other place that used to be fubar (or perhaps your own pitiful forum) where assholes like you breed uncontrollably and have a banfest or a circle jerk or something equally lame. Insecure little boys with tiny dicks aren’t needed round these parts, check with Neverland Ranch, I’m sure they have some openings…

    Short version for moronic fucktards like you?

    STFU

    I win.

    #29 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 21, 2005 @ 6:39 pm

  30. #29. You are laughably pathetic. I wonder, do you hang out at elementary school playgrounds to learn your infantile trash talk? The harder you try to insult me, the more pitiful you appear. It brings me great joy. Please, continue.

    Let me know when you’re tired of me handing your ass back to you.

    You lose. Always.

    #30 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 22, 2005 @ 4:49 am

  31. Stop the hate. This site needs love.

    #31 | Comment by kiko — June 22, 2005 @ 5:25 am

  32. Gee whiz, fellas (you know who you are)…I am so sorry.

    I’m sorry that the only way you can get a real girl to pay attention to you is to slip dollars into her thong, pay her by the hour, or insult her on a website.

    I’m sorry that round here you can’t run to one of your little butt buddies and have them give me a “time-out” or something similarly gay when you feel threatened by me.

    I’m sorry that your only sexual release (other than your hands) is to rub your tiny peckers with ground beef and then go sit in an alley to wait for stray dogs to wander by.

    Most of all, I’m sorry that none of you has the sense of humor to enjoy Justin’s site for what it is now, and not what it used to be back when all of you thought you were the shit. When he started this new place he expressed a hope that all that pseudo-faggotry would not be carried over, but idiots like y’all just couldn’t let that happen. Congrats. Maybe soon you’ll have the stones to actually come out of the closets you live in.

    Come on, guys…queer, ugly and stupid is no way to go through life. I suggest y’all get together for one last circle suck and then a nice suicide pact.

    Oh, and I’m most sorry, but…you ALL lose…again.

    PWNED

    #32 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 22, 2005 @ 5:31 am

  33. That didn’t apply to me, right? 🙁

    #33 | Comment by kiko — June 22, 2005 @ 6:46 am

  34. Of course not, kiko…we cool. 🙂

    #34 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 22, 2005 @ 6:48 am

  35. 🙂

    #35 | Comment by kiko — June 22, 2005 @ 7:03 am

  36. Morgan Webb in Hustler? what would that do? if anything that would be just as bad as Ms. Chobot getting a column. If women want to be taken seriously as gamers they can’t come off doing stupid PR stunts like this.

    #36 | Comment by fujiko — June 22, 2005 @ 1:29 pm

  37. “or insult her on a website.”

    You have memory problems. I posted, you insulted, I commented that your insults were troll-esk, you kept insulting, I commented that you probably have confidence issues, you told me to die. Your posts initiated the malice that now breeds all over the comments section. Figure it out, you’re the problem.

    “I’m sorry that none of you has the sense of humor to enjoy Justin’s site for what it is now”

    I quite enjoy this site. You, on the other hand, are turning this site into a flamefest. Perhaps you’d be better suited for the old site.

    Oh and there’s this matter:

    “(or perhaps your own pitiful forum)”

    You are referring to the forum you signed up for and were subsequently banned from in the same day? Just making sure we’re on the same page here.

    #37 | Comment by Observant — June 22, 2005 @ 1:44 pm

  38. #37 – No fucktard, that’s not YOUR pitiful forum, is it? Unless your initials are MM, you just claimed someone else’s hard work as your own. Moron. And just so we’re “on the same page” I don’t miss that den of blatant faggotry in the slightest. Since I’m not a closet fairy who likes to engage in unfunny homosexual innuendo with other like-minded losers, there wasn’t really a whole lot there for me to begin with. But I’m sure you enjoy it greatly…

    And you might want to have your own memory (or reading comprehension) checked, because unless you also go by the stupid name ‘Bubba’ I never insulted you first. Prove it. Which post did this alleged event occur in? If it’s the thread I’m thinking of, your first post in there was to call me a troll, I hadn’t even addressed you. OTOH, I can definitely point to posts where YOU just swoop in and insult me out of the blue. Nice revisionist history there, genious. What’s your next claim, that the Holocaust never happened?

    STFUAD

    #38 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 22, 2005 @ 2:41 pm

  39. Well, you seem to have difficulity seeing past the literal definition of “your own forum.” I have used the term in refrence to a forum which I am an active member and therefore can use ownership to describe frequenting there. Just as someone says, “You must come with me to my bar!” they do not own the bar, they just frequent it, or “You finally decided to take my route.” It’s not that they own all of the streets in said route, instead they are implying familiarity through an ownership matephore. I apologize for giving your post too much credit and expecting it to work on a more than literal level. I will not make that mistake again.

    You shouldn’t miss “that den of blatant faggotry in the slightest” because you were never allowed in. You are not worthy of said den of blatant faggotry.

    The history of your poor attempt at insults carries further than the troll posts you speak of. Go research if you’d like, I’m through indulging you troll-a-tude and you really aren’t worth the two minutes spent typing these posts. Night honey.

    #39 | Comment by Observant — June 22, 2005 @ 4:34 pm

  40. #32/#38. That was a whole lot of useless typing for simply making the oh-so-inspired and original penis insult. So sad.

    With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant. Dance for me, monkey. DANCE!

    #40 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 22, 2005 @ 5:00 pm

  41. LOOK AT ME I AM ANGRY ON THE INTERNETS RAAAAR I AM SO ANGRY

    #41 | Comment by Seriously — June 22, 2005 @ 8:02 pm

  42. looks like this anger is cuntagious

    #42 | Comment by Goigen — June 22, 2005 @ 9:55 pm

  43. #40 almost as oh-so-inspired and original as your weak reverse psychology attempts to stop my posting in this thread? Really now. That kind of lame trick may work on the little boys you stalk at your neighborhood playgrounds and parks (“Hey, you know your parents don’t think you’re grown up enough to play doctor with strange men”), but it’s not gonna fly with me. Sorry to burst your bubble, but…yep, you got it…

    You lose.

    #39 I’ve got some research for you right here:

    http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/1363#comments

    Suck on that, bitch. By the way, the tired “you’re not worth it” approach to extricating yourself from a fight you’ve already lost is as laughable as JustSumDouche’s reverse psych ploy, you’ve made it painfully clear throughout this thread that I am in fact worth your time. Now a simple question, if I may… If I was “never allowed in” a certain den of blatant faggotry in the first place, then how, pray tell, could I be banned from there the same day? Not very Observant, are you? Guess you’re still not on the same page, huh? Or am I being too literal about the facts again? Besides, I wasn’t even talking about michlerghey.com, go back to the post where I made my “pitiful forum” comment and try to discern who I was addressing and maybe then you’ll actually have a clue. Gee, once again you fail at living up to your name, and once again I can go on busting you up like this ad infinitum.

    Oh, and learn to spell, you might find you actually get taken seriously someday… Night snookums.

    #43 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 23, 2005 @ 7:28 am

  44. 32, 39, 39, 40 and 43 are all numbers. They are used to count.

    What the fuck is wrong with you gentlemen?

    #44 | Comment by Seriously — June 23, 2005 @ 7:57 am

  45. I use no reverse psychology. It is really quite simple …

    I make a comment that incites you to rant like a fool, and you predictably jump through my hoops, as an obedient dog should. Then I read what I have inspired and giggle like a girl at how hard you try to be insulting.

    See? Simple.

    ——————————-

    P.S. Don’t make me get angry at you on the internets, Seriously!! I will … you know, type stuff … at you. ANGRILY!!!

    #45 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 23, 2005 @ 5:24 pm

  46. #45 = #5 x #9.

    Or #23 + #22?

    #46 – #1.

    #46 | Comment by Seriously — June 23, 2005 @ 8:30 pm

  47. FURIOUS FURY!

    RUE IT

    #47 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 24, 2005 @ 5:23 am

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