Mmmm. My hate for Jessica Chobot. Acknowledged. On The Video Game Ombudsman no less (a most excellent site that i frequent). Though he seems less critical of her than i obviously am (Boo).

I agree with some of these dectractors’ points, but I think some of them were a little extreme.

I wouldn’t happen to be one of those some now would i?

Here’s an anonymous comment:

I don’t get this woman, or the hype around her. She licked a PSP. Big fucking whoopee. Why am I supposed to give a fuck?


Oh and i also got quoted on Broken Toys too.

Comments by Mithrandir:

Didn’t we go over this a few months ago with the Ubisoft “Counterstrike Clan” ?

BTW, thanks for making my day, lol, hilarious, especially the pink poster

Followed up with:

see my above post: I read farther on the pink ranter’s website and it mentioned the group i was talking about and referred to as “Counterstrike Clan.” They are actually called the “fragdolls”

YES. The fucking Frag Dolls. See? Even he knows what’s going on with those faux gamers. The Frag Dolls are like Jessica Chobot multiplied by 7 and 10 times more uglier than Chobot already is. Though i’d probably fuck that Asian one. Mmm. Nerdy Asian fetish. Wait. What the fuck. I’m Asian.

Related: Video Game Truth: FRAG DOLLS — EXCLUSIVE REVIEW

Oh and for fucks sake, this site is purple!!!!! Not pink!!@#$%^ GODDAMMIT!


AIM IM with vaultcomplex 3:27 PM

I thought I would further infuriate you by pointing out the fact that Jessica Chobot or whatever’s latest “article” on IGN is basically a bunch of ads for a few lame websites, plus a link to that silly dancing transformer thing we all saw about a year ago, no mention of video games in her nonsense

CHOBOT!!!!!!!!! *shakes fist*

14 thoughts on “HOORAYYYY!!

  1. Let it go man, let it go.

    #1 | Comment by krazyashli — June 25, 2005 @ 2:46 pm

  2. It’s pink. But let’s just say it’s purple and agree that Chobot is fugly and resembles a used car.

    #2 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — June 25, 2005 @ 2:56 pm

  3. Regardless of the color, this layout is quite feminine … much like it’s webmaster. :O

    Boo Chobot.

    #3 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 25, 2005 @ 3:02 pm

  4. Who’s Chobot?

    #4 | Comment by Observant — June 25, 2005 @ 3:23 pm

  5. HAHAHAHAHA…the Pink Ranter. I suspect you’ll be chased by Inspecter Clouseau. I call dibs on being Kato.

    #5 | Comment by puzzlehead — June 25, 2005 @ 4:02 pm

  6. I honestly don’t want to set you off some more, but as a web designer and artist I felt sorta a need to post a comment. Please keep in mind this is a constructive criticism and not a negative one.

    So I took a look at your CSS file to see what colors you choose… If you actually look at the colors (or numbers) and analyze them in a graphics program such as Photoshop, the colors you choose are in the lighter and darker shades of red, not purple. Some colors fell more closer to the orange side of the spectrum, while others fell closer to the purple side of the spectrum, but they’re all red. I would call your site mauve, rather than pink, but mauve is still in the realm of “pink”. Also, the girls you have on the top of the page are wearing various sades of mauve, and two are wearing pink.

    In my parting comment, I would like quote something I saw on a pink t-shirt worn by a male coworker, “Real Men Wear Pink”.

    #6 | Comment by sakura — June 25, 2005 @ 5:08 pm

  7. [In short, I’m angry with IGN (and other members of the press) giving Jessica so much embarrassing attention, but I’m not as mad at her for taking advantage of it.]

    Even The Video Game Ombudsman is OK with her milking her fifteen minutes of minutes. Leave her alone.

    Btw, this site is pink.

    #7 | Comment by kiko — June 25, 2005 @ 11:28 pm

  8. until she gets her own world reknown fan blog, a maxim photoshoot and on the kevin and bean show, jessica chobot is nothing!!!

    and i’ll tell you what’s not pink. jessica chobot’s pussy!!! i bet it isn’t!!!! what do you think about that!

    #6, good comment! and here’s the full pic of the girls if anybody wants it. all the colors on this site came from that pic (if anybody’s wondering though i’m sure that’s pretty obvious).

    ps: i still think it’s more purple than it is pink!

    #8 | Comment by Justin — June 25, 2005 @ 11:54 pm

  9. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead AAAAANNNT…

    The Pink Ranter!

    #9 | Comment by Nerima — June 26, 2005 @ 12:23 am

  10. Chobot’s pussy is the color of this site’s background.

    Background – Pink

    Font – Purple

    #10 | Comment by kiko — June 26, 2005 @ 1:15 am

  11. #4 = unfunny

    #11 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 26, 2005 @ 9:13 am

  12. Who is AngelBaby ?

    #12 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 26, 2005 @ 9:45 am

  13. Shhhh…

    I’m Chobot in disguise.

    #13 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 26, 2005 @ 10:16 am

  14. Hot!

    #14 | Comment by kiko — June 27, 2005 @ 12:35 am

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