I always liked Tifa better though. Her’s were bigger.
Did any of you cry when Aeris died in Final Fantasy VII? I remember reading somewhere about how this one guy thought it was the most tragicest thing ever and actually cried. I decided to Google this ‘fact’ to see if anybody else did and holy crap would you look at all these pansies. Grow some balls you pussies. It wasn’t even that sad. Now if Tifa died, i’d probably cry. But Aeris? Aeris can eat shit for all i care.
Also, anybody who thinks FFVII is the best FF game ever is stupid. The best FF game ever was Final Fantasy III on the SNES. And i’m talking about the one with Terra, Locke, Sabin, Edgar, Celes, Shadow, Cyan, Mog et al. That game ruled. All the games that came after it sucked ass and isn’t worth completing. I played Final Fantasy X for a grand total of 16 minutes before deciding it was crap and never touched it again. Stopped playing after i reached the first save point in the game. FFX can eat shit. FFVIII, i only played up until the part where you had to split up your party into groups and lose certain abilities. Fuck that. I hated splitting up in FFIII and i hated splitting up again in FFVIII. So i quit playing. I think i was probably like 90% into the game at that point, right about to storm into the last boss’s castle or something. FFX-2? Bullshit. I’m not even going to touch that crap. Though i did like FFVIIII a lot. Only got up to the start of the second disc then i stopped playing. Just didn’t have the time to play through it all. The only post-FFIII FF game i’ve ever completed was FFVII. Best part of the entire game? When the airship got hit and Tifa fell on her ass, subsequently causing her boobies to bounce and jiggle. Mmmm.
Breast physics in videogames. Best thing to ever happen.
Thank you Team Ninja.
Yeah, the game has gone down hill in the past few years…
#1 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — June 29, 2005 @ 4:53 pm
Would FFVIIII be the same game as FFIV?
#2 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 29, 2005 @ 6:25 pm
you mean FF IX?
Justin is brownish, therefore his final fantasy opinions are unimportant.
I missed numbers 2 and 3 but bought the anthoogy or origins whatever one it was for the ps1.I couldn’t stand playing super old school graphics so I quit. I am playing through the Xeno games right now.
1)FF VII
2)FF IX
3)FF
4)FF X
8 sucked.
#3 | Comment by Alias — June 29, 2005 @ 6:47 pm
by the way, FFVIIIIIII will suck too
#4 | Comment by Justin — June 29, 2005 @ 6:51 pm
They gave tifa huge boobies in Advent Children.
#5 | Comment by shirizaki — June 29, 2005 @ 7:40 pm
Oh man, the Tifa falling movie with the jumblies jiggling around. So. Hot.
#6 | Comment by wonderyak — June 29, 2005 @ 9:22 pm
zomg FFVIIII!
#7 | Comment by supher — June 29, 2005 @ 10:39 pm
I have a Tifa statue that cost $120
http://www.estarland.com/images/products/66/17466/25275.jpg
I for it for free 😮
#8 | Comment by Dex — June 29, 2005 @ 11:20 pm
did you put your penis on her boobies?
that’s what i did with my cheetara action figure
…
#9 | Comment by Justin — June 30, 2005 @ 1:28 am
FF VII is overrated but it’s enjoyable. FF VIII took me a little to get used to but I have a good time with it. I agree with Justin, FF III (for the SNES) is the best. I loved the ninja with the nintendog. FFT is great but not for everyone. Those are the only FF games I have played. I played Mystic Quest but I don’t consider it part of FF franchise.
1. FF III
2. FF VII
3. FFT
4. FF VIII
#10 | Comment by kiko — June 30, 2005 @ 6:45 am
Snarf, snarf, snarf.
#11 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 30, 2005 @ 8:31 am
So it was you! Give me back my Cheetara Bitch!
I’ts ok baby, Justin’s penis cant hurt you anymore.
#12 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 30, 2005 @ 9:41 am
Just in case there are people out there who haven’t seen the trailer for Advent Children, I’m providing the link to the large trailer at the Apple Japan Quicktime site, because they always get the cool shit over there.
http://www.apple.com/jp/quicktime/trailers/squareenix/final_fantasy_large.html
On my screen, it’s just about the same size as a PSP screen, and I’m like, “Yeah, I really want to watch something that cool on a tiny-ass screen.” My only complaint with the production is the fact that I think Cloud’s sword is still too small.
#13 | Comment by Ben Affleck — July 1, 2005 @ 5:07 pm
Of course you would have to pick the easiest FF evermade, even square soft stated that they made this one alot easier to try and draw in a younger audience.
#14 | Comment by Nicademus Legend — July 9, 2005 @ 5:10 am