Hardcore my ass!

Supher x2: man! you were so right about chobot
Supher x2: when i saw her on AOTS recently she sounded a fucking casual gamer
psykotik2k: chobot is a fake
psykotik2k: chobot is like all celebrity gamers. they always say their favorite game is like pac man or something
psykotik2k: who the fuck plays pac man
Supher x2: lol

And really now. Why is it that everytime whenever someone famous gets asked what their favorite videogame is, they always say something old school like Pac-Man or Space Invaders or some shit. You’ll usually hear this on that stupid show on G4TV, Players. Seriously, who the fuck plays those games anymore. I’ll tell you who. Stupid casual gamers who know shit all about real gaming. Stupid casual gamers that can’t handle a game that uses more than one button. And stupid casual gamers like Jessica fucking Chobot who have no right to even be writing about videogames at all. Dumb whore. Eat shit Jessica Chobot. Eat shit and die.

Ya, these stupid casual gamers choose Pac Man because it makes them seem like they’re fucking hardcore or something. Fuck you. A real hardcore gamer will never pick anything below the NES generation. The only people who pick Atari games as their favorite are people who stopped playing when the NES generation came along and don’t know anything about gaming from thereonafter.

Then there’s shitheads like Jessica Chobot who probably only started playing videogames during the Playstation era, and therefore, have no clue as to what Nintendo brought to the game all those years before. So she fucking bashes them without knowing what the hell she’s talking about. Stupid Sony slut. Jessica Chobot is the epitome of the fake hardcore gamer. Just like clueless celebs that pick Ms. Pac-Man as their most favorite game ever, just to make themselves sound like they’re real gamers – real hardcore like – real PLaYeRs.

What’s your favorite game?

19 thoughts on “Hardcore my ass!

  1. oh and i guess this all only applies to people born around or before 1980.

    like jessica chobot who was probably born in 1965. stupid hag.

    #1 | Comment by Justin — July 7, 2005 @ 2:36 am

  2. Tetris is still my all time facourite game… I also loved arkanoid!

    #2 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — July 7, 2005 @ 11:14 pm

  3. TETRIS! And uh.. super mario bros.

    #3 | Comment by dex — July 7, 2005 @ 11:55 pm

  4. Its all about SNES (Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Super Mario World, Zelda: Link to the Past, and NINJA FUCKING TURTLES!)

    the SNES owns my ass

    #4 | Comment by Willy — July 8, 2005 @ 1:09 am

  5. see? nobody fucking names an atari game. stupid celebs.

    #5 | Comment by Justin — July 8, 2005 @ 1:42 am

  6. i like the classic SNES games, Earthbound was a fun RPG, same for Legend of Zelda.
    in terms of new games i enjoyed FF7 & 8. oh, and of course Metal Gear solid on the PS1. damn i need to get a PS2 and play some of that and the newer ones

    #6 | Comment by fujiko — July 8, 2005 @ 2:55 am

  7. The most shocking thing is that you actually talk with Supher. What a faggot.

    #7 | Comment by smash — July 8, 2005 @ 3:25 am

  8. All-time Favorite Game: QuakeWorld, of course.
    Arcade: Puzzle Bobble
    Current Infatuation: Lumines, Battlefield 2

    #8 | Comment by tungsten — July 8, 2005 @ 3:54 am

  9. PC: Duke Nukem 3D
    Console: Contra UUDDLRLRBA-Start!

    Come to think of it, that should be question 2. What is the classic Konami cheat code? Can’t answer it, you’re a huge poser.

    #9 | Comment by Anonymous Bastard — July 8, 2005 @ 5:17 am

  10. I heart Smash!

    #10 | Comment by supher — July 9, 2005 @ 5:41 am

  11. I’ve only played three video games in my entire life. Pacman was one of them.

    I think that proves your point.

    #11 | Comment by Nancy — July 9, 2005 @ 9:01 am

  12. I’m just a celeb poser, but it is Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A then Select-Start or just Start depending on the game..

    I love Galaga. Still the greatest arcade game of all time.

    #12 | Comment by Cobalt Blue — July 9, 2005 @ 12:50 pm

  13. I think my favorite game is boy and his blob for NES. I never really got the point of the game…but man I loved feedin that blob jellybeans…

    #13 | Comment by Getajobyahippie — July 9, 2005 @ 2:26 pm

  14. Me fav is Full Throttle and Curse of the Monkey Island.

    #14 | Comment by In53cUr3 — July 10, 2005 @ 12:40 am

  15. full throttle was the shit. i never got to finish it though. got stuck at the end (at the scene where you’re fighting on the truck)

    note to self: play though sam and max and attempt to finish it this time.

    #15 | Comment by Justin — July 10, 2005 @ 12:45 am

  16. Stop the Chobotry.

    #16 | Comment by kiko — July 10, 2005 @ 7:23 am

  17. I have the Ms. Pacman, Mortal Combat, and Street Fighter arcade games in my basement.

    #17 | Comment by nyr3188 — July 12, 2005 @ 2:56 pm

  18. Truly hardcore gamers are too busy playing in thier parent’s basement to become famous.

    #18 | Comment by Pretty Boy — July 14, 2005 @ 11:11 am

  19. I think you guys are a bit harsh, i mean, pacman does own, but of course she’s not a hardcore gammer, like dave chappel 🙂 who plays WOW, which is fucking awesome, and about the NES playing, Super Mario 3 dominates.

    #19 | Comment by Sammie — July 25, 2005 @ 3:22 am

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