Eva – Eva

Saw her in that Stuck On You movie on TV the other day. Never knew she was in it. Never thought much of her until then either. She’s actually pretty hot. Why didn’t realize this fact in 2 Fast 2 Furious, i have no idea.

This also makes me wonder which of the two Eva’s is hotter. Eva Mendes. Or Eva Longoria. I haven’t really looked into Eva Longoria much. I know she’s on that Desperate Housewives show (which i’ve never seen). Bu other than that, she’s pretty much as ignored by me as Eva Mendes (once) was. Until now!

Eva Mendes:

Eva Longoria:

Based on what i’ve seen of the two so far, i’ll have to give the nod to Eva Mendes. I think she’s hotter in my mind.

Even though she has no nipples.

33 thoughts on “Eva – Eva

  1. Mendes for sure ^_^

    #1 | Comment by Trip — July 12, 2005 @ 10:27 pm

  2. Wow those are some tiny nipples! Tiny aerolas are a plus, tiny nipples aren’t.

    #2 | Comment by smash — July 12, 2005 @ 10:38 pm

  3. i’d have to agree with the mendes choice. longoria comes off as slightly whorish…plus she fucked one of the gay guys from n’sync

    fucking gay guy from n’sync = hotness factor severely depreciated

    #3 | Comment by turtle — July 12, 2005 @ 10:59 pm

  4. +1 Mendes
    -2 Nipples

    #4 | Comment by V Chip — July 12, 2005 @ 11:06 pm

  5. i bet she has no vagina either. like a barbie doll.

    #5 | Comment by Justin — July 12, 2005 @ 11:13 pm

  6. It’s a tough call, but I’d go with Mendes too.

    #6 | Comment by Scenegasm — July 12, 2005 @ 11:27 pm

  7. +3 for that ass

    #7 | Comment by gulliver — July 12, 2005 @ 11:27 pm

  8. does longoria get any points for being a lakers fan?

    #8 | Comment by Justin — July 12, 2005 @ 11:33 pm

  9. Mendes hotter
    Longoria prettier

    Longoria is a Spurs fan btw

    #9 | Comment by Banterer — July 13, 2005 @ 12:21 am

  10. Mendes has a pretty manly face in all of the movies I’ve seen her in…
    I think it was the worst in Hitch.

    #10 | Comment by radish01001 — July 13, 2005 @ 12:27 am

  11. i’m going with Mendes. and for the moment i’m citing the no-nipple thing as a result of these images most likely being published in a magazine of some sort. i mean, its been done before – hmm…maybe i should go watch training day again just so i can see her…

    #11 | Comment by fujiko — July 13, 2005 @ 12:28 am

  12. OT–Mariah Carey wardrobe malfunction?

    #12 | Comment by Anonymous Bastard — July 13, 2005 @ 12:31 am

  13. oh yeah i meant spurs. confused the two since i kept thinking of her being at that lakers game = lakers fan. she is from texas after all.

    #13 | Comment by Justin — July 13, 2005 @ 12:40 am

  14. That no nipples thing is totally CGI’d I’d bet. Who were the pics shot for?

    #14 | Comment by Dere33 — July 13, 2005 @ 1:03 am

  15. GQ i think. wait. are you saying that she DOES have nipples???

    how disappointing =(

    #15 | Comment by Justin — July 13, 2005 @ 1:11 am

  16. What a disappointing.

    #16 | Comment by JustSumDude — July 13, 2005 @ 1:21 am

  17. oh well. im going to masturbate to eva mendes’ nude scene in training day now*

    * this actually will happen

    #17 | Comment by Justin — July 13, 2005 @ 1:29 am

  18. frickin’ pansy ass US “male lifestyle” magazines. FHM UK would have no problem printing those pictures complete with nipplage.

    What’s the point in putting someone hot in a see through outfit for a photo shoot and then having some four-eyed photoshop geek* be the last one to see them?

    *this may or may not be a description of me.

    #18 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 13, 2005 @ 4:33 am

  19. #12 after seeing Mariah with her stupidly unrealistic spraypainted abs on NBC last week, I bet she was just showing off her new spray painted nipples that look like dolphins.

    #19 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 13, 2005 @ 4:37 am

  20. i think # 14 is right, i think they did hte same thing for brook burke when she was in the gold foil.

    #20 | Comment by randomperson — July 13, 2005 @ 5:06 am

  21. No way! Eva Longoria is way sexier! I’d like to smell her hair all day long.

    Personally, i’d like to see Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes and Vanessa Marcil wrestle in KY Jelly… Or Jell-O! Cherry Jell-O! While wearing lingerie. Then after they can take a shower together and help clean each other up.

    Because it’s hip!

    #21 | Comment by The Brad — July 13, 2005 @ 5:18 am

  22. Mendes is hotter by far.

    Her nipples got airbrushed by some fag magazine editor. I’m pretty sure I saw them in Training Day.

    #22 | Comment by kiko — July 13, 2005 @ 5:56 am

  23. you saw the magazine editor in Training Day?

    #23 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 13, 2005 @ 6:12 am

  24. “them” = nipples

    nipples – plural

    editor – singular

    That’s all for today’s lesson.

    #24 | Comment by kiko — July 13, 2005 @ 6:35 am

  25. that’s a strange reverse equation. what’s the answer?

    #25 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 13, 2005 @ 7:13 am

  26. Shit George, you got schooled!

    Mendes > Longoria (she’s waaay too skinny and tiny–although she does look pretty hot in these pics)

    #26 | Comment by EndlessMike — July 13, 2005 @ 7:17 am

  27. you know who eva mendes sorta reminds me of? audrey evans from the apprentice. i’d do her. she’s pretty cute.

    #27 | Comment by Justin — July 13, 2005 @ 10:29 am

  28. Agree with both #9 and #10.

    Mendes is hotter, but has a vaguely butch face.

    #28 | Comment by Jenesis — July 13, 2005 @ 2:35 pm

  29. a butch face?? jenesis what a homo…and longoria is hotter by the way for all u haters

    #29 | Comment by newguy — July 13, 2005 @ 9:46 pm

  30. Eva > Eva

    #30 | Comment by devnull — July 14, 2005 @ 6:13 am

  31. Not true #30.

    Eva > Eva

    #31 | Comment by grip — July 14, 2005 @ 7:21 am

  32. #29 if I was a homo, wouldn’t I then have chosen her? You silly poobum.

    #32 | Comment by Jenesis — July 14, 2005 @ 3:15 pm

  33. longoria has a horse-teeth thing going on when she smiles. She’s very hot, dont get me wrong. But shes a bit horsefaced near the jaw line/mouth area when you an see her teeth.

    Medes is hot, but yeah, she has a butch face. And I’ll also agree that the butch face was really bad in the movie Hitch.

    #33 | Comment by sier — July 16, 2005 @ 3:13 am

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