21 thoughts on “Newsflash

  1. OMG, look at that BJ mouth. First.

    #1 | Comment by JVC — August 3, 2005 @ 2:44 am

  2. She looks a little bit like Vanessa Marcil in that first pic.

    #2 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — August 3, 2005 @ 3:16 am

  3. i’ve changed my mind. eva longoria is hotter than eva mendes.

    or at least prettier.

    #3 | Comment by Justin — August 3, 2005 @ 3:21 am

  4. duh!!

    #4 | Comment by parlayplyr — August 3, 2005 @ 3:38 am

  5. dude, you totally used my picture for tomorrow’s entry.

    awell. there’s certainly enough eva to go around. longoria = teh hotness.

    #5 | Comment by starryfever — August 3, 2005 @ 3:44 am

  6. stfu fagay!

    alba >>> longoria

    #6 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 3, 2005 @ 5:14 am

  7. alba>chobot>>>longoria

    #7 | Comment by kiko — August 3, 2005 @ 6:21 am

  8. Now that’s just plain retarded, #7.

    alba = longoria > my ass > chobot

    #8 | Comment by al k holik — August 3, 2005 @ 6:49 am

  9. You know nothing about women.

    #9 | Comment by kiko — August 3, 2005 @ 7:23 am

  10. Justin says
    “Jess Alba has cooties” 0_o

    #10 | Comment by Crackpot Live — August 3, 2005 @ 8:11 am

  11. alba > eva m. > eva l.

    #11 | Comment by turtle — August 3, 2005 @ 8:37 am

  12. Now THAT’S a mouth in search of a cock* if I’ve ever seen one.

    * or maybe just a sandwich

    #12 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — August 3, 2005 @ 9:24 am

  13. #7: I’ve actually slept with women, so I know quite a bit more than you do about them.

    #13 | Comment by al k holik — August 3, 2005 @ 10:51 am

  14. Alba > Eva L >>>>> Eva M >>>>>>>>>>>>> Chobot

    #14 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — August 3, 2005 @ 10:54 am

  15. I will agree that Eva is hot. But saying that Jessica isn’t, is just crazy. I think the thing about Jessica that makes her so appealing is she’s so much like any girl you could meet on the street, and maybe a little hotter.

    And oh yeah, could someone tell me what KIKO’s avatar is of?! I know boobs, but the girl is in a weird position… I’ve spent too much of my life already pondering what that girl is doing…

    #15 | Comment by sycros — August 3, 2005 @ 11:17 am

  16. She’s squatting. Probably peeing on her jeans after drinking too much lemonade.

    #13 Blow-up dolls don’t count in my book.

    #16 | Comment by kiko — August 4, 2005 @ 9:25 am

  17. I can’t believe she’s 30. She looks so… not 30.

    #17 | Comment by Disarmed — August 4, 2005 @ 10:18 am

  18. Um, she looks like she’s warming up for all that cock she sucks.

    I wouldn’t throw her out of bed, but from what I’ve heard, most of Hollywood already has….

    HA!

    God. Damn, I am so fucking ripped.

    #18 | Comment by TheChef — August 4, 2005 @ 2:28 pm

  19. mmm Eva tongue, bet she gives excellent head.

    #19 | Comment by mo-boobies — August 5, 2005 @ 1:07 am

  20. #3 I agree.

    #20 | Comment by JVC — August 5, 2005 @ 1:43 am

  21. she does look like vanessa marcil – and vanessa’s ex married her. always thought that was way weird.

    #21 | Comment by missy — August 16, 2005 @ 8:11 am

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