It’s been a pretty slow day for news… EXCEPT FOR THE TIME WHEN A FUCKING WORM LANDED ON MY SHOULDER WHILE I WAS EATING LUNCH WITH JOHN AND OLIVER.

Yes, you heard me right… a WORM was like…inching it’s way to my fucking EAR. When Oliver oh so kindly pointed out that there was this despicable WORM on my shoulder. We all pissed outrselves laughing at the damn thing clawling up my shoulder. Oliver then took a pair of chopsticks and flicked it away onto the table. It was still alive though. Inching it’s way all around the top of the table. Do you watch WWF? You know Scottie Too Hottie? And his ‘worm’ move? Well, that’s exactly how it moved. Sick. Anyway, we moved to the next table and we were like…all paranoid about worms falling out of the sky and landing on our shoulders and shit. It was an outdoor eatery place. With fucking worms falling from nowhere. It’s funny though. Oliver was talking bout how ‘wormy’ the place was and then this fucking WORM appeared from outta nowhere on my fucking shoulder. Other than that, no new news.