Thrown like a star in my vast sleep
I opened my eyes to take a peep
To find that I was by the sea
Gazing with tranquility

I was going through my entire list of trailers that i have on my POWERBOOK G4 last night and decided to watch the L.I.E trailer again.

It really looks like a hell of a movie. I think it’ll be a hit with the girls. Cute guys doing bad things… every girls dream.

Okay maybe not. I wouldn’t know what girls dream of. I’m not a girl.

And it’s supposedly a pretty deep and disturbing movie. So they might not like it.

But hey, what do i know about what girls would like?

Anyway, it’s the song that they used in the trailer that really got to me. It’s such a great song.

‘Twas then when the hurdy gurdy man
Came singing songs of love
Then when the hurdy gurdy man
Came singing songs of love

Excuse the funky lyrics but it really does sound good.

Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang

Okay the lyrics do look rather silly but i assure you it’s a great song!

Histories of ages past
Unenlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity
The crying of humanity

Ah. See? Deep and meaningful lyrics.

‘Tis then when the hurdy gurdy man
Comes singing songs of love
Then when the hurdy gurdy man
Comes singing songs of love

Okay it starts to get silly again.

Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy hurdy gurd
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang

The sillyness does end.

Here comes the roly-poly man
He’s singing songs of love

It does. Really.

Roly poly, roly poly, roly poly poly he sang
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
Roly poly, roly poly, roly poly poly he sang

I ASSURE YOU IT’S A GREAT SONG.

It’s by Donovan Leitch. Go download it. Or listen to part of it on the trailer.

The movie’s website is here. It’s wants to be rated A.

Not PG-13, not R, not NC-17 and not even X. But A. They’re trying to get the MPAA to start this new A rating. it’s supposed to be somewhere inbetween R and X/NC-17 or something.

I like the rating already!

I hope they make more movies with that rating. If it ever gets off the ground that is.

I watched The Princess Diaries last night.

I know i know. What the hell am i doing watching a movie like that right? Well i just had to see what the fuss was all about. Everybody’s been raving about that movie as if it were Titanic or something.

Okay maybe not but you get the idea.

It’s actually not that bad of a movie. It’s a Disney movie for sure, and normally i REALLY hate watching live action Disney movies but hey, this one wasn’t so bad. It helped that Anne Hathaway was pretty cute… and that MANDY MOORE (!) was in the movie. Being ULTRA bitchy at that (Made me feel like teaching her a lesson… for being so bitchy… if you get my drift. Grrr. MANDY MOORE. You bitchy girl you! *spank!* PHWOAR!!!).

Anne Hathaway looks pretty hot in some scenes. Although i do have this certain image of her from having seen the movie poster one time too many:

A walking smile with breasts.

Seriously, that smile is like… scary. I dunno. Maybe it’s just me.

It’s kinda like Julia Roberts’ in a way. Which is ironic considering that she starred in Pretty Woman. Which was directed by Gary Marshall. Who directed The Princess Diaries.

REGARDLESS.

Anne Hathaway needs to do an issue of Maxim someday. Or maybe even FHM. Or just star in a teen movie where she gets to wear a bikini or something.

That bathing suit she wore in the movie wasn’t revealing enough.

I am such a pervert.