All of a sudden, the internet’s back to normal. I guess it was just me. And not the stupid virus.

Sorry stupid virus!

But really, it was just so unbelievably sloth like earlier today. Every page i would go to just wouldn’t load up! I’d be like:

“Okay, time to check my mail”

*types in url and waits for 15 fucking minutes*

“Ah… finally. All loaded”

“WHAT THE FUCK? Where’s the login and password field??”

Pages would just take MILLIONS of years to load… and only halfway through! Argh!

I felt like eating my potato water scarred hand.