The Evolution Of Pussy

I stole this from Experiment One cos i thought i’d share it with all of you here on this site.

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design
First was a butcher, with a smart wit
Using a knife he gave it a slit
Second was a carpenter strong and bold
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole
Third was a tailor, tall and thin
By using red velvet he lined it within
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it throughout
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

Good eh? Anyway, i was watching MTV and you know that slice Rachel from S Club 7?

Shit man….she is HOT. After watching their video, i went online to do a little, how do you say, researching and found this pic of her. No, she’s not naked or anything but daaaaaaamn….she is one good lookin’ slice of pie. Well i think she is anyway…

In other news, for those of you who’re actually interested in what Jeanne looks like, i’ve actually got a picture of her lying around somewhere on my hard drive and i’m really tempted to upload it and post it up here but it is kind of a crap picture. No, she doesn’t look crap in the least…it’s just that the camera angle and the picture quality of the photo sucks ass. Doesn’t show her true beauty etc etc . Maybe one day i’ll post it up…then again maybe not. Any requests?

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