Okay, i feel bad for not saying hi to Jeanne. Besides, Pat (who’s right next to me updating The Fat Website)
has been fucking nagging in my ear all night about how i should’ve said hi. Asshole.

Anyway, Jeanne, if you’re reading this, sorry for being rather inconsiderate and not saying hi.

So here i am…saying “Hi!” to you. Oh by the way, you pulled off that biker chick look pretty well tonight.

Okay that probably came off totally wrong so i’ll just shut up now.