If you’re ever on a date with a girl (or a guy….if you’re a girl of course), drink lots of Diet Coke together. Diet Coke contains Phenylethylamine (PEA). It’s like natural Ecstasy. It makes people feel like they’re in love and bonded to one another. You can also find PEA in chocolate and also in Nutrasweet. So yeah. Diet Coke is goooood. I think.

Oh yeah, don’t do drugs.